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quantities.
Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield sat at one of the tables arranged for two,
while Snippy and the two girls sat at a quartette table.
Flo and Patty looked down at their plates in an effort not to smile
at each other, and Snippy glared at the young man as if he were an
intruder.
“No,” said Snippy, sternly, “eat your luncheon and don’t look at
him.”
Snippy hesitated. The young man was exceedingly polite and well-
bred, and had already asked if the young ladies spoke Italian. Even
her careful instincts could suggest no reason why they should not
converse, with herself as interpreter.
So, in very conventional language she introduced Signor Grimaldi
to her two young charges, and he bowed with the ease and grace of
a distinguished cavalier.
“Ask him where he’s going,” said Patty, who knew that Snippy
would frame the question less curtly.
“What hotel?” asked Flo, and the information was soon gained
that he was going to the same hotel that they were themselves.
“There, there, Miss Patty, how you do run on. I shall tell him none
of those things. He’s a very chivalrous gentleman, and I don’t want
him to think you a forward young person.”
“He can’t think anything about me, Snippy, except what you tell
him. So tell him I’m a lovely lady,—a duchess, disguised as an
American.”
“He’d never take you for a duchess, Patty,” said Flo; “tell him I’m a
duchess, Snip, and that this other young woman is my maid.”
“I’ll tell him nothing; I’m ashamed of your foolishness, Miss Flo.”
And Snippy proceeded to eat her luncheon with such a dragon-like
air that the Italian soldier wondered what he had done to deserve
reproof.
Besides which, he was greatly attracted by the two pretty girls and
wished the duenna would bring them into the conversation.
“We must answer prettily,” said Patty, with a demure face, though
her eyes were dancing, “or else Snippy won’t let us talk to him at all.
Say to the Signor, please, that we have never before been in
Florence, and does he think we’ll like it.”
“The Signor says,” she translated again, “that he is sure you will
like Florence and Florence will like you.”
“The other gentleman is with him. His name is Signor Balotti, and
he too is a soldier.”
“Then,” put in Flo, “inquire of his soldiership why they are not
fighting.”
“He says,” resumed Snippy, “that they do not fight because there
is no convenient war. But he does not regret that, since it gives him
opportunity to meet three charming ladies.”
They all rose from the tables then, and Snippy introduced the
Italian to Mr. Fairfield. Though not fluent in the language, Mr.
Fairfield could make himself understood, and while the ladies
returned to the drawing-room car, he remained behind for a smoke
and a chat with the young man.
“I told you so!” said Patty. “I knew he was the salt of the earth as
soon as I looked at him.”
“Pooh, I told you so first,” said Flo. “But I wish he could talk
English. I don’t care much about knowing people I can’t talk to.”
“Nor I,” said Patty. “I hope we will find some Americans or English
at the hotel.”
“What a lovely river!” said Patty. “At least it’s clean. The Tiber is so
yellow, and so is the Thames. The Seine isn’t much better,—indeed
none of them can compare with our own Hudson.”
“But this whole place is beautiful,” said Flo, as they looked from
their cab on the trees and gardens of beautiful Florence.
The day was very warm, and there was a glare of sun everywhere,
so our travellers were glad to reach their hotel and go right to the
apartments awaiting them.
Flo and Patty had communicating rooms, and had soon exchanged
their travelling costumes for teagowns and were waiting for the tea
which they had ordered sent up.
They peeped out between the slats of their blinds, and saw the
river directly below them.
“Lovely,” said Flo, “but here’s our tea, Patty, so come and drink it.”
CHAPTER XIV
CARLO AS GUIDE
T
HE first night that Patty spent in Florence she awoke about
midnight, thinking she heard music.
“I must have been dreaming,” she said to herself, and then, again,
she heard lovely strains, as of some one singing outside her window.
She jumped up and ran to peep through the blinds. Sure enough a
small crowd of people stood in the white roadway that divided the
hotel from the river, and four men were singing beautiful music. The
others were passers-by, who had stopped to listen, and who stood
about or sat on the low parapet.
Flinging on a kimono, she flew into the next room to wake Flo.
“Get up!” she cried, shaking the sleeping girl. “Get up! Signor
Vaselino, or whatever his name is, is serenading us!”
“Oh, get up, you slow thing! Get up first, and understand
afterward. Here’s your dressing-gown,—here are your slippers. Put
your foot in!”
Jamming the worsted slippers on Flo’s bare feet, Patty gave her
one more shake and succeeded in fully wakening her.
They went to Flo’s window, and opening the blinds, stepped out
on the little balcony.
The bright moonlight made the shadows of the people clear and
distinct along the white road, and the river, with the buildings rising
on its other bank, was a perfect background.
Sure enough every room in the hotel that had its own balcony
showed its occupants standing out there to enjoy the music. And
windows that had no balconies were thrown wide open, and faces
appeared at each.
“Well,” said Patty, “this is a nice country, where the opera singers
give free concerts at midnight.”
“They’re not entirely free,” said Flo, who seemed to know more
about the matter than Patty. “Observe what now happens.”
Then they sang again, and this time Patty ran for her purse, to
take part in the recognition of the music. After this song, she and Flo
threw down coins too, and it was great fun to watch the musicians
pick them up. Probably from much practice they were very deft at
this, and as the hotel was a large one and well filled with people,
they reaped a fine harvest. At last, having doubtless noticed
American voices among their audience, they sang Yankee Doodle,
though a very much Italianised version of that classic composition.
However, it struck a patriotic chord, and from many of the hotel
windows American voices joined in the chorus. After this tribute to
her native land, Patty flung down all her small change, and finally
the minstrels wandered away to serenade some other hostelry.
“Wasn’t that fun?” said Patty, as she and Flo returned to their
rooms. “I think Italians must be very honest people, or the others
would have taken the money instead of the singers.”
“Perhaps they did,” said Flo, “or some of those others may have
been friends of the singers who picked up the money for them.”
“Well it’s a pretty trick,” said Patty, “much nicer than hand-organs,
I think.”
“It goes along so smoothly,” she said to Nan, one day. “In Rome
we were always flying around after some excitement, but Florence
days just flow by, all exactly alike.”
“Why, Patty, I think our days are varied a great deal,” replied Nan,
who was tying her veil, and was devoting most of her attention to
that.
“Oh, Snippy’s laid aside with a headache, and as you and dad are
going off on an excursion, he said Flo and I might go out with
Carlo.”
Nan ran away to go off on a day’s jaunt with her husband, and Flo
and Patty put on their hats to go for a drive with Carlo.
This very useful Italian citizen was a well-trained guide, who had
been recommended to Mr. Fairfield by an old friend. Carlo was
experienced in all styles of sight-seeing, and moreover was trusty
and reliable in every way. So Mr. Fairfield allowed Flo and Patty to go
with him to galleries and museums, and Carlo proved a most
satisfactory cicerone and chaperon. To-day the cab came to the door
and Carlo assisted the two girls into it.
“To Dante’s House,” was the prompt reply. “We haven’t seen that.”
“Non, ladies, non,” was the unexpected reply. “To the great
galleries? yes. To the great monuments? yes. To the gardens? yes.
But to a house—a so plain, uncertain house—which in maybe Dante
was born,—maybe no,—no, we do not go to Dante’s house. It is a
foolishness.”
“I don’t care, Carlo,” she said, “go where you like. It’s a lovely
morning, and I’m so amiable I’d follow anybody’s advice. You don’t
care; do you, Flo?”
“Then, ladies, I take you once again to the Baptistery. I wish you
to look again at the bronze doors of Ghiberti.”
“Go ahead,” said Patty. “I know those doors by heart; I know what
Michael Angelo said about them, and I have both sepia and coloured
postcards of them. But go on, we can’t have too much of the bronze
doors.”
Carlo, though he spoke English, was not always quick enough to
grasp the whole of Patty’s raillery, but he saw she was willing to
follow his advice, so he took the seat beside the cabdriver, and they
rumbled away.
When they reached the Baptistery, they stood in front of the great
doors, and listened patiently while Carlo repeated the meanings of
the designs. It was owing to these repeated descriptions of Carlo’s
that Patty was acquiring a really good appreciation of painting and
sculpture, and though she mildly chaffed the good-natured guide,
she listened thoughtfully to his lectures.
“You’re a fine guide, Carlo,” she said; “you told all that exactly as
you told it last time. I think you’re the best guide in all Florence.”
“Only eight?” exclaimed Patty, in a teasing tone, for she well knew
this was mock modesty, and Carlo was really proud of his linguistic
acquirements.
“Oh, well, it will do for us,” said Patty; “I only know one, myself.”
“That is enough for a lady,” said Carlo, so gallantly that Flo and
Patty laughed.
“You know a lot of languages, Carlo,” Patty said, “and better than
that, you can be tactful in all of them.”
Inside the Baptistery they went and found a priest and a few
officials gathered around the font.
With great interest they watched the baptism of the tiny three-
days’ old infant. The little one was carried by its father, and
accompanied by a nurse and an Italian lady, presumably an aunt or
other relative. The child was robed in a grand conglomeration of
laces, ribbons, jewelry, and swathed in voluminous outer wrappings.
After the short ceremonial was over, the girls lingered to look at
the mosaics in the choir, a study in which Patty was taking a great
interest.
They had not seen these men since the meeting on the train, and
they had wondered what had become of them.
“Oh, Signor, how do you do?” cried Patty, quite forgetting that he
couldn’t understand her.
This introduction was in Italian but the girls assumed its intent,
and smiled pleasantly at both men, though at a loss how to continue
the conversation.
“We can talk through Carlo,” said Patty, with a sudden inspiration.
“What’s the use of his eight languages if he can’t help us out in a
case like this? Carlo, these are two friends of ours, but they can’t
speak English, nor we Italian, so you must act as interpreter. See?”
“Yes, lady,” said Carlo, a little hesitatingly. “They are your before
acquaintances?”
“Oh, yes,” said Patty, laughing at his air of caution; “we met them
on the train coming from Rome. At least we met Mr. Grimaldi, and
were properly introduced. Ask him why he hasn’t been to see us.”
“Oh, do you?” said Flo. “Then you can help us all out.”
At last with the help of Carlo the young men conveyed to the girls
an invitation to visit some certain of the Royal apartments in the Pitti
Palace, which are not usually shown to visitors.
The idea appealed to Carlo, who wanted his patrons to see all that
they could, but he hesitated about accepting the escort of these
handsome young strangers.
“Oh, yes, we’ll go,” cried Patty, after she learned of the invitation;
“don’t be a goose, Carlo, you’re worse than Snippy! I’ll take the
responsibility, and I’ll tell father all about it, and he’ll say, ‘Bless you,
my children.’ Come on, Flo.”
The polyglot sentence was not very intelligible, but the smile was,
and Carlo allowed himself to be persuaded to carry out the plan.
Their cab was dismissed, and a larger carriage called, which would
hold the four, and again Carlo climbed to the seat beside the driver,
and they were off.
“Goodness!” said Flo, “he thinks I’m asking him to take us there,
and he says not at this hora. That’s hour, isn’t it, Patty?”
“So pretty, you know,” Patty floundered on; “so green and trees,
and flowers,—flora,—gracious, Flo, what is Italian for flowers, you
ought to know!”
“I don’t,” said Flo; “but, look this way!” and Flo sniffed vigorously
at an imaginary bouquet. Her dramatic instinct was so strong that
her meaning was quite evident, and one could almost imagine she
had beautiful flowers in her hands.
“Si, Si, Si!” exclaimed the gallant Balotti, and with an order in
Italian for the driver to stop, he sprang from the carriage and flew
over to a neighbouring flower stand. He returned with two huge
nosegays which he bestowed upon the girls, with a voluble flow of
Italian compliments.
To Patty’s surprise Carlo took the flower episode calmly, and she
concluded that a gift of flowers in Italy must mean even less than in
America.
“Yes,” said Carlo, when she asked him this; “yes, the Signori mean
to present the compliments they cannot speak, by means of the so
beautiful bouquets.”
“Thank them very much,” said Patty, “they are most kind.”
“Just the thing!” cried Flo. “Tell him, Carlo, that the young ladies
would be overjoyed to receive the gift of half a dozen postcards
each.”
Carlo translated this, and Signor Grimaldi’s face broke into wide
smiles as he sprang in his turn from the carriage.
“Tell him only a half dozen, Carlo,” warned Patty, for Grimaldi’s
enthusiasm betokened his buying the whole tray, and sending the
man for more.
But he obeyed Carlo’s strict orders, and returned, bringing Flo and
Patty each six of the most celebrated monuments of Florence.
As the young men had promised they were able to show them
through some magnificent Royal apartments, rarely shown to
strangers, and where even Carlo himself had never been before.
The sights were most interesting, and after a pleasant hour spent
there, they all drove back to the hotel. The Italian gentlemen took
leave, and through the interpretations of Carlo, Patty asked them to
return late in the afternoon and take tea with them, and this the
young men readily promised to do.
CHAPTER XV
GOOD-BY TO FLORENCE
M
R. Fairfield was not at all displeased to learn that the two girls
had gone to the Royal Palace with the Italian men, for he
trusted to Carlo’s notions of propriety, and was quite willing to
abide by his decisions. But Snippy was less agreeable about it, and
declared that hereafter she should go with Miss Flo wherever she
went, headache or no headache.
“Now don’t be stuffy, Snip,” said Flo, in reply. “In the first place I
don’t care tuppence for those two native gallants, for I can’t talk to
them, and when I do, they misunderstand me.”
But the two young Italians seemed much attracted by the whole
Fairfield party, and nearly every day after that they dropped in to
tea, or invited them to go on little excursions, or brought small gifts
to Nan and the girls.
“Well, it doesn’t really matter,” said Nan, “and the girls are so
anxious to go to this fête of Signor Grimaldi’s.”
“You are going to the Royal Danieli Hotel, in Venice,” he said, “and
have your rooms engaged. Well, they will meet you on your arrival,
not only with gondolas, but with motorboats and steam launches,
and I assure you, you will have not the least care or responsibility.
Also, the whole place will be as bright as day.”
So it was arranged, and the day before the party Flo and Patty
packed their trunks and had everything in readiness. Also, on the
day before the party, Nan received a telegram from a friend of hers,
who was passing through Venice, and who urged her to come on
that day, in order that they might meet.
Nan was greatly disappointed not to see her friend, but she
positively refused to let them all leave a day earlier, and thus deprive
Flo and Patty of their anticipated pleasure.
Patty insisted that they should do this, but Nan wouldn’t agree,
and at last Patty said:
This was more sensible, as Snippy and Nan could easily catch the
noon train that day, and so give Nan an opportunity to see her
friend.
“Yes, I think it was,” agreed Mr. Fairfield, “and I shall expect you to
entertain me hilariously.”
“I think,” said Patty, “the most fun would be just to go for a drive,
and shop somewhere and eat ices off those funny little tables that
stand out on the sidewalk.”
Flo and Patty were soon ready, and away they went for a drive
round Florence by night.
“It’s lovely,” said Patty, with a little sigh, as she finished her ice; “I
wouldn’t live here for anything, but I do enjoy seeing it all.”
“So do I,” said Flo. “But I’m ’most sure I’ll like Venice better than
Florence. Shan’t you, Patty?”
“Yes, I expect so. I like Rome better, too; but still, Florence is a
lovely city. You ought to love it best, Flo, as it’s named after you.”
“Oh, it’s pretty enough, but I’ve always been just crazy to see
Venice.”
The girls chatted away, and Mr. Fairfield smoked a cigar, and then
said they must go back to the hotel and to bed, as they had a busy
day ahead of them, with their party first, and the journey to Venice
after.
“Glad you enjoyed it,” said Patty; “I’ve had lots of fun, watching
the people and noticing their funny ways.”
On the way home they stopped at one or two shops that were still
open, and bought a few more of the delightful bits of bric-à-brac in
which Florence abounds.
“I’m simply overburdened now, with little boxes, and carved
things, and mosaics, and plaster casts, but I must have this head of
Dante.”
“I’ve seven heads of Dante already, so I won’t get one,” said Flo.
The next day was fair and beautiful for their little excursion. Their
two Italian hosts came for them in an imposing equipage, and they
drove out to the park, or Cascine, as it is called.
Patty had been here before, but she always enjoyed the lovely
place, and was glad to pay it a farewell visit. The conversation was
rather limited, but they were used to that now, and laughs and
gestures often made up what they could not express in words.
Mr. Fairfield liked the two young men, and endeavoured to make
himself entertaining, so far as his slight knowledge of Italian would
allow.
“Why are you carrying your furnished handbag?” said Flo to Patty,
as they left the hotel. “We won’t be on the train over night.”
“No; but there isn’t room in my trunk for it, and, too, it’s
convenient to have brushes and things. We don’t reach Venice till
after ten o’clock, and I propose to take a nap in the evening hours.
I’m awfully tired now.”
“So am I. Those natives tired me out.”
“Oh, I hope not. Mr. Homer and Floyd Austin are to meet us there,
and I don’t want those smiling popinjays bothering around.”
The train was a comfortable one, and the party were soon
comfortably settled in it.
This left one vacant seat, into which the girls piled their wraps and
some magazines and also some candy and flowers, which their
gallant admirers had sent them as a parting souvenir.
They had previously asked the Italian dame, by smiles and signs,
if she cared to use this vacant seat, but as she kept on her queer
little bonnet, and cape, she signed that she had no use for it. Mr.
Fairfield put all their bags and hats in the upper racks and they
settled down for a long, but not unpleasant ride.
For a time the girls chatted, and then Patty looked over some
magazines and papers, while Flo crocheted lace, which was a
favourite occupation of hers. The elderly Italian gentleman was
immersed in a newspaper, and his amiable-looking wife nodded as
she alternately dozed and wakened.
“That’s true,” said Mr. Fairfield, looking at the lady, whose eyes
were closed for the moment. “She’s one of the best types of Italian
matron. Well, then I’ll run away for a bit. The guard has punched
our tickets, so you won’t be bothered, and if any luggage official
speaks to you, refer him to me. They can always understand
English.”
He went away, and Patty hoped her father would find some one in
the smoker with whom he could talk, and so while away the time.
“Si, Signora,” said Patty, in her pretty, polite way. “Amerique?” she
asked, pointing to Flo.
“I shall study Italian before I come again,” she said to Flo; “it isn’t
necessary for travelling purposes,—I mean guards and hotel clerks,
—but it is if you want to converse with your fellow travellers.”
“In that case, it would be her husband who was of noble descent,”
suggested her father.
“Stay as long as you like,” said Patty. “I feel as if I had lived with
Madame Orsini all my life, and I have a feeling she’s fond of me.”
“Oh, go along! If she could talk to me, and understand me, she’d
love me so she’d want to adopt me.”
“She can’t have you!” cried Mr. Fairfield, in mock alarm. “Don’t
come to so much of an understanding as that!”
“No, I won’t. I’m not ready to leave you yet. Now, go, Daddy, and
have a calm, pleasant smoke with yourself.”
“Now,” said Patty, “I just must see where we are at. I have a fine
railroad map of Italy, and I’m going to investigate it.”
She spread the map out before her and she and Flo traced their
route.
“You see,” said Patty, “here’s Florence; we left that and followed
this mark to Pistoja; I remember we passed through there while we
were at dinner. It’s too dark now to see the names of the places, but
Bologna is the next stop, and from there we go straight along this
line to Venice. Oh, here we are at Bologna.”
The train stopped and waited quite a time in the station. Patty and
Flo were greatly interested in looking from their windows at the
bustling crowd on the platform. It was brightly lighted, and travellers
were hurrying about, jostled now and then by vendors with trays or
push-carts.
They called the boy, who came to the train window and sold them
great bunches of delicious grapes, which Patty laid aside for an
evening repast.
“Bologna, si,” returned the dame, but “sausages” she could not
understand, so Patty gave it up.
At last the train started on again, and for a short time the trip was
uneventful. Then the Italian gentleman looked at his watch, spoke to
his wife, and rising, began to get his bags and coat from the rack.
“So they are,” said Flo. “I don’t know why, but I somehow thought
they were going all the way through to Venice. Well, I shall always
remember the old lady’s pleasant face.”
The train was slowing down at a station, and the Italians shook
hands with the girls in farewell.
“Oh, yes,” said Patty; “he’ll return. Si, si, signor ritorno soon.”
It was not entirely intelligible, but the train had stopped, and the
guard had flung the door open.
“Yes, of course he will. I’m not a bit afraid, but I know daddy
won’t like it. Still, it’s his own fault. We couldn’t help it, if our friend
would get out to pick Parma violets.”
AN EXCITING ADVENTURE
A
NOTHER half hour went by, and Patty, looking at her watch,
said, “Why, it’s after nine o’clock! We will now eat our grapes. I
meant to offer some to that dear old lady, but she preferred
violets, so I had no chance.”
The girls ate the grapes, and though they didn’t refer to it, each
secretly wished Mr. Fairfield would come back.
“It does seem queer,” said Patty at last, “for father to stay so long
away. But of course, he thinks the Orsinis are still with us, and if
they were, I wouldn’t give a thought to father’s long absence.”
“Of course he has! That’s just it! His dinner and his smoke made
him sleepy, and he dropped off before he knew it. Well, if he doesn’t
wake up before, he’ll have to come and get us when we get to
Venice.”
“Well, when we get to Venice, I’ll get out then, and hunt up the
Royal Danieli men, and they’ll find him.”
“How capable you Americans are! I don’t mind confessing that I’m
a bit scared.”
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