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The document contains humorous and explicit messages related to a video game, including weapon pickups and character names. It features a cast list of various enemies and their corresponding names, as well as obituaries that describe player deaths in a comedic manner. Additionally, there are playful quit messages aimed at encouraging players to stay in the game.

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The document contains humorous and explicit messages related to a video game, including weapon pickups and character names. It features a cast list of various enemies and their corresponding names, as well as obituaries that describe player deaths in a comedic manner. Additionally, there are playful quit messages aimed at encouraging players to stay in the game.

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GOTCHAINSAW = "A dildosaw! Find some pussy!";


GOTLAUNCHER = "You got the water balloon launcher!";
PICKUP_PISTOL_DROPPED = "You got the squirt gun!";

// Cast list (must appear in this order)


CC_ZOMBIE = "IMP-TAN";
CC_SHOTGUN = "IMP-TAN";
CC_HEAVY = "IMP-TAN";
CC_IMP = "IMP-TAN";
CC_DEMON = "PINKY";
CC_LOST = "LOST SOUL";
CC_CACO = "CACODEMON";
CC_HELL = "HELLDAME";
CC_BARON = "BARONESS";
CC_ARACH = "ARACHNOTRON";
CC_PAIN = "PAIN ELEMENTAL";
CC_REVEN = "REVENANT";
CC_MANCU = "MANCUBUS";
CC_ARCH = "ARCH-VILE";
CC_SPIDER = "THE SPIDER MASTERMIND";
CC_CYBER = "THE CYBERDEMON";
CC_HERO = "OUR HERO";

// Obituaries
OB_SUICIDE = "%o went limp.";
OB_FALLING = "%o fell too far.";
OB_CRUSH = "%o was squished.";
OB_EXIT = "%o tried to leave.";
OB_WATER = "%o can't swim.";
OB_SLIME = "%o mutated.";
OB_LAVA = "%o melted.";
OB_BARREL = "%o went boom.";
OB_SPLASH = "%o stood in the wrong spot.";
OB_R_SPLASH = "%o should have stood back.";
OB_ROCKET = "%o should have stood back.";
OB_KILLEDSELF = "%o went limp";
OB_MONTELEFRAG = "%o spontaneously came.";
OB_DEFAULT = "%o went limp.";
OB_MPDEFAULT = "%o was fucked by %k.";
OB_FRIENDLY1 = "%k fucks a friend.";
OB_FRIENDLY2 = "%k checks %p glasses.";
OB_FRIENDLY3 = "%k gets a fuck for the other team.";
OB_FRIENDLY4 = "%k fucks another friend.";

// Oh my god these are so bad I'm sorry


// Quit Doom 1 messages
QUITMSG1 = "please don't leave, there's more\ndemons to fuck!";
QUITMSG2 = "let's beat it -- this is turning\ninto an orgy!";
QUITMSG3 = "no one turns down imp-tan! no one!";
QUITMSG4 = "9 out of 10 people are cool,\nthe other one pressed y.";
QUITMSG5 = "don't leave yet -- there's an\norgy around that corner!";
QUITMSG6 = "press y to become impotent.";
QUITMSG7 = "press y to remain a virgin forever.";

// Quit Doom II messages


QUITMSG12 = "look, bud. you leave now\nand you forfeit your orgasm count!";

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