Why it sucks to be born as a Chicken

You hatch in a crowded industrial facility, surrounded by chirping

chicks.

draw a conveyor belt in a factory carring eggs, some of them already

hatched so they're eggs and chicks on the conveyor belt - focus on
one of the eggs as it hatches

Within hours, you’re sorted, vaccinated, and trimmed

draw the conveyor belt pass some humans wearing face masks and hair
covers, one human picks the chick, vaccinates it with a sryinge and
uses a scissors to trim the feathers

—no warmth, just heat lamps and sterile air.

draw a far away view of some chicks on the floor and the ceeling is
visible showing heat lamps hanging

Your first breath is filled with disinfectant as you’re sent down a

conveyor belt for gender sorting

draw the chicks on a moving conveyor belt as a human sprays a

disinfectant spray

If you’re female, you survive the first hurdle, but it’s a rough start.

draw the conveyor belt split into two ways, there is a sign above the
two ways, one has the male logo and a skull drawn on it the other has
the female logo and a "tick" sign on it

You’re sent to a warehouse packed with thousands of others, where

privacy doesn’t exist.

draw a warehouse filled with little chicks, cut to a close up of one of

the chicks looking nervous

You grow at a terrifying rate, 400% faster than chickens from the
1950s.

draw a chick on the right side on the screen display text "Today" as
it grows to a hen and on the left side draw a chick as it grows but
slower than the one on the right and display text 1950's above that

If humans grew like that, a 2-month-old would weigh 660 lbs.

draw a big fat baby sitting on a scale, the scale breaks as springs pop
out of it, display text "660 lbs" in red

Your body can’t keep up, and by week two, your legs struggle to support
your rapid growth.

draw a teenage hen (not a chick but still not yet an adult) with tiny
legs that start to wiggle under the weight of the body

You never see sunlight, and natural instincts like foraging are useless in
this climate-controlled space.

draw a view of the cicks from outside througn a window of the

warehouse then cut to a view of one of the hens looking sad and it
looks upwards to the ceeling

Everything about you is engineered to grow fast

draw a chick and show as it grows big to a hen

your bones, muscles, and heart are pushed to the limit

draw a chicken leg bone, a piece of muscle and a chicken heart, they
all break like glass

Antibiotics are constantly in your feed, as disease spreads quickly.

a human pours antibiotics into a chicken feeder as the hens eat from
it

Life revolves around eating and growing.

draw a hen eating from a chicken feeder and it grows bigger slowly

In just 42 days, you’ll reach market weight

draw a big hen on a scale as the scale reads "3.5"KG

six times the size of your wild ancestors.

draw a small looking wild adult hen next to the regular factory hen and
put text "6x" in the middle of the hens
Your life is measured by weight gain, and when it’s over,

draw a butcher looking at the hen on a conveyor belt and he gives a

thumbs up

you’re processed, never having known the simple joys of nature.

draw a chicken in the middle of a dinner table with other foods around
it

Why it sucks to be born as a Ninja

You're born in Japan, somewhere between the 1600s and 1700s

draw a ninja holding a new born baby (zoom in to show only the baby)

right in the heart of the ninja era.

(same scene) zoom out now to show the ninja that's holding the baby

From the moment you're born, there’s no childhood playtime or friends.

draw the baby sitting on the floor and playing with a toy and smiling
as a hand snatches the toy away from the baby and the baby looks
sad

Your only purpose is training to become a deadly, silent assassin.

draw the baby (gorwn into a toddler now) in a ninja outfit as he looks
at his body confused

This begins early—

some hands come from off screen to give the baby a katana and some
nunchucks

crawling through thorns to toughen your skin

draw the toddler in the ninja outfit crawling through thorns as some
of them injure him

and learning how to move without making a sound.

draw the toddler ninja tiptoeing to a soldier who is facing the other
way

If you step on a twig, you’re done.

the ninja steps on a twig and the soldier looks back and kicks him away

Your training is brutal. You learn how to scale walls,

draw the toddler ninja climbing a japanese style building

climb mountains,

draw the toddler ninja climbing a mountain

and use ropes, ladders, and hooks to break into enemy castles

draw the toddler ninja swinging into a balcony of a castle with a rope
as he tiptoes into the castle

You also master the art of disguise,

draw the ninja in blank background and display text "art of disguise"

pretending to be a traveler,

draw the toddler ninja with big bags on his back and holding a stick
and display text "traveller"

monk,

draw the todler ninja in monk robes and meditating, display text
"Monk"

merchant

draw the todler ninja in a merchant stall selling clothes and spices

or even a Samurai to infiltrate and gather intel.

draw the todler ninja dressed as a samurai as he gives a thumbs up

You’re taught how to use weapons like katanas,

draw the todler (in a dojo) holding a katana

throwing stars,

(same scene) he pulls out throwing stars with his other hand

blowguns,

cut to: toddler ninja holding a blow gun in one hand

and smoke bombs, all for silent kills.

(same scene) the ninja brings out a smoke bomb and drops it, smoke
covers the scene
By the time you’re 10 or so, you’re already on assassination missions.

draw the 10 year old ninja standing next to a dead japanese man in a
japanese style house, display text "mission accomplished"

Ninjas often died young, mostly in their 20s, due to the dangerous
nature of the job.

draw a grave in a grave yard, on the tombstone draw a ninja and put
text "aged 20"

If you made it into your 30s, you’d likely retire,

draw the ninja (30 years old now) in a dojo as he takes off his mask

but even then, your physical skills would be fading.

draw the hand of the ninja as he tries to make a fist but he trembles

Most ninjas ended up forgotten, alone, and in constant pain from years
of hard work.

draw the retired ninja as he walks down a hallway with a walking stick
holding his back in pains

Your life, if you survive, is full of danger, betrayal, and loneliness.

draw the ninja (looking old now) sitting on a balcony looking sad

But at least you got to wear the cool uniform—

(same scene) he smiles as he brings out the ninja mask and wears it
until you’re left to die in obscurity.

draw a grave on a grave yard and draw a ninja on the grave stone