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SMOOTH MOVES
H
appy Holidays! As we close this tumultuous year, I want to
thank each and every one of my readers for their continued
support, especially during these very tough economic con-
ditions. Much love!
Now, you know nobody does it better than SMOOTH, and this time
around is no different. As always, our annual SMOOTH Girl 100 issue is the
last one of the year. But we did it a little differently this time. After the
paper ballots were tabulated, we opened voting for the very first time on
our website, and I heard the voters loud and clear. If your favorite
SMOOTH Girl did not win, make sure you start sending in your votes early
for the 2014 competition.
This edition is one that’s very dear to me, because I get to revisit all
the beautiful women that I’ve featured through the years. The experi-
ence always brings back fond memories, but I’m also looking toward the
future. Our two covergirls are SMOOTH rookies being featured for the very
first time. One is an export from the Dominican Republic, Karina P., and
the other is Catrisa Turner, an up-and-coming actress from the Peach
State, Georgia. What’s amazing is that they’re both confident, curva-
ceous, beautiful, ambitious, single, and they both like old-fashioned
men.
Somewhat coincidentally, both our Recess interview subject, Yo Gotti,
and our Ones2Watch, August Alsina, are artists from the streets who
used music as a resource to turn their lives around. Then there’s our Shine
feature with the real Rick Ross, who turned his life around as well, rein-
venting himself as a philanthropist. Their stories are inspiring to me—
and to you, too, I hope.
Make sure you don’t forget to check out our Holiday Gift Guide, which
is loaded with gizmos that you’ll want to add to your wish list. There’s
also our Holiday Game Guide to satisfy the kid in you. Plus, there’s our
usual mix of reviews of movies, books, and DVDs.
I won’t keep you any longer. It’s time for you to start turning the
pages of yet another amazing issue of our fine publication.

Stay SMOOTH!

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SMOOTH Talk

HOLLA
I am a new subscriber and, already, the foremost question on
my mind is when are we going to see a layout of your pub-
lisher/CEO, Ms. Sandy Vasceannie! While the young models
presented within make for some wonderful eye candy, I think
I can speak for most men when I say there’s no aphrodisiac
like a beautiful woman of substance, experience, and power.
So what do you say, Sandy? Are we good for a taste?
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was in love…with two women. The other would be Yoncee’s
sexy ass. I mean, those two ladies (besides Cubana Lust) are
some of the best ever to grace the cover of SMOOTH! Yo! Their
bodies are so well put together. Their hips, thighs, waist,
breasts—everything’s straight! I know no human’s perfect,
but when Allah created Ayisha and Yoncee, perfection was
a mere ½-inch away. Ayisha said that she and another girl
took turns on a guy in a hotel room while Yoncee said she
likes to flirt with females when she’s had a few and kiss girls
when she’s drunk. Ayisha and Yoncee should get together
and work on somethin’ big: me! Holla!

4EMEL 3INCLAIR
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Hello, Sheneka! Sweetheart, you make me feel like the last American virgin. When I first saw you, you
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dream about your love, Sheneka. You make me want to change into my Superman suit, fly around, und,
and take you somewhere special.

$ERRICK !DAMS
0ATERSON .*

Hey, SMOOTH. Your models are hot, but I have to comment on what you put on them sometimes, es,
like too much bling bling. They don’t need all that. Their bling bling is their beautiful bodies. That’s’s
enough, so don’t cover them up.

,UIS /RTIZ *R

,OWELL -!
I would like to thank all of you who work for SMOOTH. I
am a new subscriber and a proud Black man of the culture What’s good, SMOOTH? I really love and truly enjoy reading whichever one I was able to holla at first, they would never
that SMOOTH Magazine personifies. I have been a reader for about sexy and crazy beautiful ladies. I be like, “Wow, damn see another sad day in their lives. I’d make my business to
years and I’m always pleased with the photos of the lovely, she got an ass on her, no lie!” I love all ethnicities, but the make sure they always knew they were appreciated.
beautiful models on every page of the magazine. best are the sexy and beautiful outstanding Latinas and the
girls from Jamaica! Real mindblowin’ for real. If you run with Larnell Lowe
Anthony Williams the wolves, you will learn how to howl. But if any of you Lewisburg, PA
Portsmouth, VA SMOOTH Girls associate with an eagle like myself, you will
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I would like to openly thank SMOOTH for giving a plat- tolerates mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity, women modeling for y’all. A couple of the women I’ve read
form to men and women who happen to be creative and so to all of you SMOOTH Girls, dare to challenge mediocrity! about seem like they have good heads on their shoulders.
blessed with the ability to captivate the interest of dedicated If I had my way, I wouldn’t mind going out on a date or
readers. I’ve personally been with you guys since Day One. Reuben Fairfield two with them. Shout out to Maliah, Kenya Moore, Olivia
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lows SMOOTH to continue its purpose? It’s simple. SMOOTH and Heaven.
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dimepiece to that dime who sits high in the stands at the appreciate the tons of beautiful women who are on the Daniel Brown
college game. But, more importantly, the women actually covers as well as the inside pages. One thing that always Boston, MA
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DRAKE
WOULD YOU
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10/18/13 – 3/25/14

D rizzy is nothing if not accomodat-

ing. While other rappers wouldn’t
ask their fans’ permission before they
went out on tour, that’s not the sensitive
superstar‘s style. Hence the name of his con-
cert series in support of his chart-busting third
album, Nothing Was the Same. Apparently, it’s
true what they say: Canadians are really polite!
Luckily for Drake, the answer was a resounding
yes: The masses do want a tour. They’ve been
coming out in droves to see him all across
North America, from his hometown, Toronto,
and other venues in Canada to major venues
all over the U.S. Singers Miguel, Future,
PartyNextDoor and The Weeknd are accom-
panying Drake as supporting acts at various
stages of the tour, with other special guests
making appearances. Some drama threatened
to put a damper on the proceedings when
Future was temporarily booted off the tour fol-
lowing some disparaging comments he made
about Drake in an interview with Billboard, but
he got reinstated a day later after he started
taking about a $1.5 million lawsuit to recoup
lost wages. It’s all good now, with the tour
finishing up its American dates before taking a
break for the holidays. Then it’s off to Europe,
with dates scheduled from the U.K. to France
to Sweden. The set list has stayed fairly consis-
tent, so if you’re a superfan, it might be worth
hopping on a plane to the Continent to catch
him ripping through his major hits, including
his unexpected cover of the late-period Wu
banger, “Wu-Tang Forever.”
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EXPERIENCE THE PRESENT.

A HISTORY C L A S S I C M AT E R I A L
Vintage LPs only collect dust when they’re not

OF ABSURDITY spinning. Here’s one that deserves a turn.

L
egendary Bronx crew Boogie Down
Productions started as a duo, but it quick-

POLITICAL ly became an expansive collective of DJs,

producers, rappers, singers, and hangers-on. As

EDITION a result, the albums started sounding a little

cluttered compared to the sparse beats and
Most politicians are bullhorn rhymes of its debut, Criminal Minded
only good for two (1987). Having already cut loose most of the
things: broken promises dead weight by 1992’s underrated Sex And
and an occasional Violence, founding MC KRS-One went a step
laugh. Let’s recount a further by jettisoning the BDP name altogether on Return of the Boom Bap (1993), his
few of the most bizarre first solo album. The title track plainly declares his intent: “Return of the Boom Bap means
moments from our just that / It means return of the real hard beats and real rap.” With the rise in populari-
recent political past. ty of G-Funk and radio rap, KRS felt hip-hop was getting away from its roots. He fought
back by enlisting underground legend DJ Premier to handle most of the album’s produc-
George W. Bush tion. Lyrically, KRS was thinking about the past but looking toward the future. It’s an album
By the end of his second term, most of America wanted to give George W. Bush the boot. obsessed with longevity. The first line on the album is “We will be here forever. Forever and
Well, he got just that via a press conference in Baghdad, when Dubya’s speech was in- ever, and ever and ever.” The next song, “Outta Here,” finds KRS recounting the early days
terrupted by an Iraqi journalist who launched a shoe at the president in disgust. (In Middle of BDP while pondering all the MCs who fell off the face of the earth after a short spell
Eastern culture, showing someone the sole of your foot is considered a vicious insult, so at the top. He vows to stick around by staying true to the hip-hop audience. That meant
shoe-throwing is a fairly common occurrence.) It was the perfect summation of how most not abandoning the concern for social issues that had always set him apart from other
of us felt after eight years of Bush rule. In all fairness, he showcased some impressive cat- old-school rappers. “Brown Skin Woman” and “P Is Still Free” urge young women to respect
like reflexes by dodging the attack. If only he could have moved that fast during Hurricane themselves, while “Higher Level” deals with the collusion of organized religion and corrupt
Katrina. government. “Black Cop” and “Sound of Da Police” take steady aim at racial profiling in law
enforcement. (The latter’s iconic “Whoop! Whoop!” chorus is arguably the highest-profile
Eliot Spitzer two seconds of KRS’ career, having been sampled in everything from techno songs to movie
Eliot Spitzer reached political stardom as the New York State Attorney General who had trailers.) The album’s masterpiece, though, is “Mortal Thought,” which opens with an
a knack for busting up profitable prostitution rings. He was elected Govenor of New York a capella chant of “You never will conquer the champion” before Premo’s staccato piano
in 2007 and garnered a reputation as a moral advocate who fought hard against corrup- loop and percolating bass line cut in. The variety of lyrical styles KRS displays on this one
tion, all the while overlooking his own ethical violations. In March of 2008, Governor song, from syllable-heavy tongue twisters to singsong ragamuffin choruses, prove the ver-
Spitzer was ironically busted as a regular client of a high-priced prostitution service satility and timelessness of Boom Bap’s back-to-basics approach. Real hard beats. Real rap.
known as the Emperors Club. According to reports, Spitzer is believed to have spent over That’s the sound of KRS-One.—Marcel Leroux
$80,000 on their call girl services. He later resigned in disgrace. He should have consid-
ered paying with Bitcoins.

Anthony Weiner
Modern technology has proven to be a nightmare for Congressman Anthony Weiner. In
2011, Weiner was riding high until a Twitter snafu led to a crotch shot of himself being an you believe that Serena
sent to all of his followers. It was soon revealed that Weiner had a habit of sharing ex-
plicit photos and provocative messages. After admitting to carrying on multiple online
relationships, he resigned from Congress. He attempted an unexpected comeback by an-
C Williams has been playing profes-
sional tennis for almost 20 years
now? She made her pro debut at the ten-
nouncing his candidacy for Mayor of New York City, but his revival was short-lived thanks der age of 14 way back in 1995. The rest of
to Sydney Leathers, a woman with whom he engaged in a steamy sexually explicit on- the 90s saw her slowly climbing her way
line relationship under the alias “Carlos Danger.” Senor Danger bowed out of the race up through the ranks, ultimately ending
while Leathers milked her 15 minutes of fame by starring in a porn flick entitled Weiner the decade ranked #9 in the world. It would
and Me. It was enough to put his political career six feet under for good. take her until 2002 to earn her first
Wimbledon victory, which catapulted her
William J. Jefferson to the #1 ranking in all of women’s tennis.
Hurricane Katrina wasn’t the only disaster to hit the state of Louisiana in 2005. Months Along the way, she became the poster child
after that tragedy, greedy Louisiana politician William J. Jefferson was accused of taking for a whole new kind of sex symbol. There
hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes. He was the subject of an FBI sting that even- was never anything dainty or demure about
tually earned him a 13-year prison term. A raid on his Washington, D.C. home led to the Serena. She was always a whole lotta
discovery of more than $90,000 in cash wrapped in tinfoil and hidden inside his woman: tall, muscular, and stacked like a
freezer, which led to a 16-count indictment, giving new meaning to the term “cold, hard cord of firewood. Nearly 12 years after her
cash.”—Adrian Jones-Jackson first of five Wimbledon wins, she still makes
strong look sexy.—M.L.
TWITTER ME THIS Love is in the air with the holidays fast approaching. So here are some tips
(in 140 characters or less, of course) from your favorite celebrities.
“The Worst Thang U Can Do At A Yung Age Is Raw A Bitch…Cause It “My Girlfriend isn’t allowed to have Red-Bull. That shit gives you wings,
Will Make It Difficult For U 2 Get In Dat Plastic (Condom)...” watchu tryna do? Fly away from me?”
—Plies recounts one of his earliest lessons in sex education. —Comedian Spanky Hayes complains about dating a girl with dietary
restrictions.

“Why is this chick on my timeline? Sorry I’m gonna have to say no to “A way of getting over a break-up from a girl is thinking about that
your ratchet ass” day her feet was stanking & how yo new bitch won’t ever b that way.”
—Juicy J becomes another MC to disappoint his fans. What ever hap- —Comedian/actor Corey Holcomb reminds us why some people say
pened to the guy who rapped, “You say no to ratchet pussy / Juicy J can’t.” love stinks.

“Dry humping works better if you pour some cooking oil down your “MTV awards what a letdown. I can’t believe Lil Kim let Miley Cyrus
pants.” out HO her in Brooklyn. Sad day. The passing of the torch.”
—Sounds like comedian/actor Dane Cook has the wrong interpretation —Chris Rock seemed to forget that home court advantage don’t mean
of the phrase ”food porn.” nothing in this game.

F R E S H F A C E SMOOTH #63 PLAYLIST At just 20 years old, singer-dancer-actor Soundtrack this issue with tracks that inspired us while we were
Keke Palmer has a résumé that people working on it, hand-selected by the SMOOTH staff.
twice her age would kill for. Since making
her film debut at the tender age of nine
in Barbershop 2, she went on to release an
1 “NO GAMES” BY RICK ROSS FEAT. FUTURE
This lead-off single from Rick’s upcoming album Mastermind is sure to be a
club banger as Rozay re-establishes his hold on the rap game. With a catchy
album, play the title role in Akeelah and the
hook by Future, this is sure to be the new “Hustler’s Anthem.”
Bee, become one of Tyler Perry’s regular cast
members, and star in two seasons of her own
TV show, True Jackson, VP. A lead role in the
musical Joyful Noise showed off her singing
2 “YOU GIRL” BY SHAGGY FEAT. NE-YO
Sometimes the most unlikely combination can create the perfect blend.
This reggae track infused with R&B will probably become someone’s wedding song
skills, while her role as Chili in the VH1 TLC
biopic CrazySexyCool has generated quite a in the very near future.
buzz. As Keke’s talent has matured, so has her
beauty. She’s blossomed into one of today’s
hottest young stars.—A.J.J. 3 “WU WUU WUUU” BY UNCLE MURDA
FEAT. ROCKO
There is no way any fan of New York hip-hop in the 90s could hear this song and not
COMEBACK SEASON
BECAUSE ENTERTAINERS HAVE NINE LIVES, TOO.
put it on repeat. Brooklyn’s baddest son Uncle Murda brought back the boom
bap with this underground monster.

4 “ROYALS” BY LORDE
This track is the exact opposite of every other song being played on
the radio and in the clubs. Lorde’s ode to humility is probably the most pro-
vocative track to come out in years. Simply put, it could start a revolution.

5 “HENNY” BY MACK WILDS

Whether onscreen or in the studio, Tristan “Mack” Wilds, is on a mission to
prove himself. Known for his role on The Wire, Wilds is now showing another side
to his talents. While his lyrics are perfect for today’s generation, you can’t help
but admire his respect for 90s hip-hop, which is reflected in his beat choice: Mobb

A
t the tail end of the Gangsta Rap era, a golden boy emerged who would Deep’s classic “Burn.”
exemplify the word “swag.” Harlem MC Ma$e rocked a charismatic,
flamboyant persona that brought a sense of vulnerability to hardcore
rap. Through a slew of classic hits with and without his mentor Puff Daddy, Ma$e
danced his way to the top of the charts, ushering in the “Jiggy” era of the late
6 “NOBODY HAS TO KNOW” BY KRANIUM
This new sensation has the dancehall buzzing right now, and the hype is only
growing. With his silky vocals laid over a smooth hip-hop/reggae riddim, Kranium
90s, which was characterized by shiny suits and crossover hits that maintained
has the ladies right where he wants them. This native of Queens is one to watch.
their street appeal. But being the heir to Biggie’s Bad Boy throne brought mo’
money and mo’ problems, and at the peak of his reign, Ma$e abruptly retired from
the mic to become a pastor. Now, nearly 15 years and several heavily criticized
comeback attempts later, Ma$e is commited to recapturing his former greatness. 7 “DEJA VU (THE UPTOWN ANTHEM)” BY
PETER GUNZ & LORD TARIQ
Who can deny the impact that this song had when it came out in the late 90s? As
Over the past year, he has stirred up some buzz with the announcement of a new
album entitled Now We Even. It remains to be seen if there’s room for Ma$e in soon as the DJ dropped that record and those horns started blowing, the party was
the current hip-hop climate, but we have to admit that the genre’s future looks taken to the next level. Peter Gunz and Lord Tariq had the whole world screaming
brighter with him in it.—A.J.J. “Uptown Baby, Uptown Baby…”—Mishigan

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HOT LIST N Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG

6x6 $513,000
What we’ve got here is arguably the most
badass all-terrain vehicle outside of a G.I. Joe
movie: the Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6. This
truly insane machine puts 544 horsepower to
all six of its wheels via a twin-turbocharged 5.5-
liter V8. A seven-speed gearbox directs power
to three sets of portal axles, which gives the
vehicle a lofty 15.75 inches of ground clearance.
This allows it to rock massive 37-inch wheels
that can power through 40 inches of water and
drive over most obstacles without spilling your
coffee in the cupholder. In addition, it boasts
an onboard computer that’s programmed to
give you the best traction possible for any ter-
rain. The next time someone brags about their
four-wheel drive, just smile and nod your head.

N ICON E-Flyer Electric Bike

$4,995
Inspired by the earliest motorcycles that pioneering
bikers used to risk their necks on in the World War I
era, this electric bike is the most rugged green vehicle
on the planet. Combining classical elegance with the
most advanced EV (Electric Vehicle) technology, each
handmade cycle can run for up to 35 miles of sustained
propulsion on a single charge.

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N Nexus 5 $350
Google’s latest five-inch phone
packs a mountain of features into
a slim compact space. The Nexus 5
improves upon the Nexus 4 in nearly
every single way—and that phone was
no slouch to begin with. It features a
top-notch display scheme, a superfast
processor, and a decent amount of storage
space. Nearly every aspect has been subtly
tweaked to deliver a handheld experience
that’s simplified without being dumbed-down.
Simply put, it’s the best phone $350 can buy.

N Louis Vuitton Spitfire Sneaker Boot with Camo

N Petcube $149 Pony Hair $790
One of the most difficult things about being a pet owner is leaving them alone all day while Camoflage has long been a staple in the wardrobe of men from all reaches of life. So
you’re at work. Now you can check in on them with Petcube, a home gadget that lets you when Louis Vuitton decided to merge this classic pattern with a classic of their very
watch, talk to, and play laser games with your pet through a mobile app anytime and own, we knew it would be something special. Their timeless Spitfire sneaker boot in
anywhere. It all works with a wide-angle HD camera, an array of microphones and speakers, all black mat calf leather has been updated with a camouflage pony–styled calf trim
and a low-intensity laser pointer on a movable platform that you control with your iPhone’s around the ankle that will add a bit of luxury to this much-loved design.
touchscreen. It’s the easiest way to bring your furry friends with you wherever you go.

N Harman Kardon Nova Wireless Stereo Speaker

System $299
N Bang & Olufsen BeoLab 18 $6,590 If you’re looking for a more modestly priced set of speakers but don’t want to sacrifice
For the last 90 years or so, Danish company Bang much in the way of audio fidelity, check out these sound orbs. Not since the days of
& Olufsen has released some of the most in- Apple’s Power Mac G4 Cube have we seen such a beautiful pair of speakers from Harmon
novative designs in home audio-visuals. One Kardon. Reminiscent of those exquisitely crafted SoundSticks, the Nova wireless sound
of their latest creations, the BeoLab 18, has an system is already being praised for the mastery of its design and sound quality. This is
immediately iconic look made from warm wood one set of speakers you won’t want to hide on a bookshelf.
and a tall, slender backbone of
brushed aluminum. It’s as much
a work of sculpture as it is a
speaker system, but that doesn’t
mean it sacrifices sound for looks.
An acoustic lens on the top dis-
perses sound in a 180-degree arc,
making the “sweet spot” nearly the
entire room. It’s the perfect combo
of form and function.
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N SanDisk
Connect
Wireless Storage
Options $60 – $100
In the modern age, information is
power, so you’d better make damn sure
that you’ve got all your power backed up. These
wireless flash and media drives from SanDisk include
all the benefits of a regular flash drive with the added
convenience of being able to access your music, movies, photos,
and documents without actually plugging it into a computer. Store,
share, and stream files across up to eight devices without the use of a
cable, a router, or even an Internet connection. It works for all the major
devices and provides up to four hours of wireless streaming per charge. With
potentially hundreds of gigs of storage, that’s a lot of power in a tiny space.

N MacPro $2,999
Apple fans have been holding their breath a long time for a major update to the Mac Pro, but it
was worth the wait. This radical redesign includes a unique cylindrical shape that wraps all of the
machine’s components around a unified thermal core to absorb and disperse heat. In computer
hardware, heat is the enemy of power, so the Mac Pro can run faster and harder than its forebear-
ers. A single Xeon-class Ivy Bridge E processor with up to 12 cores runs the show, paired with dual
AMD FirePro graphics chips for maximum performance. PCI Express flash storage offers data transfer
rates of up to 1,250 MB/s, while four-channel DDR3 EEC memory running at 1,866 MHz delivers up
to 60 GB/s of memory bandwidth. All that adds up to one mighty machine.

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N Heineken x Krups – The Sub

Price TBD
There’s no group of drinkers more loyal than Heineken fans.
If you count yourself among their number, you’ll love this
new home tap system, which is a collaboration between
Heineken, Krups, and designer Marc Newson. Just load up
the pressurized, refrigerated tap unit with a metal “Torp”
canister of Heinie and you can pour yourself a nice frosty
draft right in your own kitchen.

N Ivanabitch Tobacco
Flavored Vodka $12.99
Ever since most states banned smoking in
bars, it’s been hard to get your tobacco
fix while getting your drink on. Enter
Dutch distillers Ivanabitch, who created
the world’s first tobacco-flavored vodka.
Infused with the taste of premium to-
bacco, the flavor is balanced out by notes
of smoky vanilla and sweet caramel to
create a spirit unlike any other. And just
like cigarettes, it comes in both tradi-
tional and menthol.

N Bottega Veneta “Pour

Homme” Eau de Toilette
$80 – $110
From the company known for its intri-
cately woven luxury leather goods comes
this fragrance that packs the same attention N Quirky x GE Nimbus $129
to detail into each and every bottle. Bottega Don’t you wish you had your own personal assistant to keep track of all the information that
Veneta’s new Eau de Toilette for men uses a you need to keep your life running smoothly? That’s out of most people’s price range, but
blend of bergamot and fir balsam to bring now you can get the next best thing. The Nimbus is a highly customizable four-dial personal
both lightness and depth to the fragrance, dashboard that tracks the data that’s important to you. Personalize each gauge using your
while a bold note of pimento adds flavor. mobile device to keep an array of info up to date and available at a glance. Nimbus can monitor
It all adds up to a masculine scent that’ll traffic, weather, email, calendar, social media, exercise devices, and more. It’s one step closer
mesmerize the opposite sex. to that robot sidekick we’ve always wanted.
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N Adidas Micoach Smart

Run Watch $400
Adidas is always at the forefront of fashion,
sports, and technology, and it’s never been
more apparent than with the introduction of
their Micoach Smart Run Watch. With real-time
cardio, customizable workout views, an optical
heart rate sensor, WiFi syncing, integrated GPS,
onscreen animations to ensure that you’re doing
your workouts correctly, and even a built-in mp3
player, this wrist-top computer delivers a ton of
features for its comparably small price tag. With
a watch like this, you should have no problem
sticking to those New Year’s resolutions.

N Sony HDR-MV1
Music Video Recorder $300
If you’re a struggling recording artist, the quickest
way to fame is to post a music video on the Internet.
Sony is making it even easier for you with this stereo
field recorder/HD camcorder. The POV-style shooter
features 120-degree stereo microphones that record
in CD quality, and there’s also an input for external
mics. Video gets captured at 1080/30p by a wide
120-degree Carl Zeiss lens and a back-illuminated
Exmor R CMOS sensor for low-light conditions. It also
features automatic Audio Lip Syncing and built-in
WiFi so you can share your clips instantly.

N PowerUp 3.0 iPhone Controlled Paper Airplane $50

Back in school, paper airplanes would just go in one direction—usually straight down. Now you can give your
origami creation the power of true flight with the PowerUp 3.0 iPhone-Controlled Paper Airplane, an iOS app-
controlled device that combines a Bluetooth wireless receiver and a motor connected to a propeller by a carbon
fiber to turn nearly any paper plane into a remote-controlled aircraft. Just attach the motor, open up the app on
your phone, and it’ll fly for up to 10 minutes on a single charge.

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N Montblanc Sport DLC Chronograph

Automatic $6,105
Best known for their exquisite (and equally expensive) writing tools,
Montblanc has once again turned their attention to the wrists of N Sony PlayStation 4 $399
the fashion-forward. This monochrome timekeeper is the perfect The PlayStation 3 was a phenomenal system, but it wasn’t perfect. For its entry in the eighth generation of console
blend of function and beauty that the company has become known gaming, Sony is determined not to make the same mistakes. The goal was to create the best gaming machine
for. With its large matte black dial and alligator wrist strap, this possible while keeping the cost to a minimum. Not only did they succeed, but the PlayStation 4 actually comes in
watch is the perfect accessory for work or play. $100 cheaper than its rival, the Xbox One, while still managing to match or beat it spec for spec. However, unlike
microsoft’s controversial console, the PS4’s focus is pure gaming. While it has retained its ability to play Blu-rays,
N V-MODA Crossfade M-100 $299 it’s ditched the DLNA streaming functions. Sony has also decided to revamp its Dual Shock controller to include a
V-Moda is a relative newbie in the headphones game, but they’ve touch pad, a headset jack, a light bar to help the system identify individual players and their locations, and a share
announced themselves in a big way with the Crossface M-100, a button that allows you to broadcast a live stream of your game directly to the Internet. Also updated for this generation
pair of headphones that are being praised with much better optics and microphones is the PlayStation Eye, now known as simply the PlayStation Camera. If you
by audiophiles for their style and sound. happen to own a PlayStation Vita, consider yourself lucky because you’ll be able to connect to your system through
The M-100’s sharp angles and diamond- Remote Play and continue your gaming sessions on the go. In addition to all this, Sony has created a smartphone
shaped cups give them an appearance and tablet app that interfaces with the PS4 and PlayStation Network, allowing you to use your phone as a second
that is both elegant and rugged. screen, connect with friends, and make purchases. Sony has clearly learned from the errors of their past and is fully
Powerful drivers in the headset prepared to reclaim their spot at the top of the console gaming world.
deliver a warm sound all across the
frequency spectrum, from deep,
dark bass to high, bright tones.
Whatever you’re listening to is
bound to sound magical coming
from them.
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Peep Game
THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
Every girl has a best friend who has a lot of influence on her life, and if you want to
this individual know that, if at all possible, you want to resolve
it without your girl finding out, but if she does, you want her
to know who was in the right. The other way to handle it is to
have a long-term relationship with the former, you need to get along with the lat- invite some of your single homeboys into the fold and tell one
TER "UT WHAT IF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS GIRLFRIEND WANTS YOU AND HER TO BE more than friends?
of them to go hard at her. Who knows, she just might fall for
.AVIGATING THIS SITUATION CAN BE A MINEFIELD BUT IF YOU KEEP YOUR COOL AND DONT GIVE
IN TO TEMPTATION YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTACT someone else, in which case you are off the hook—for now,
anyway. And even if she doesn’t, she’ll experience the level of
By Scribe
aggravation that unwanted attention causes. Either way, it’s
likely to change the dynamics of the situation.

BUILD YOUR CASE

Eventually, you may have to confront your girl about what’s
going on. Unfortunately, this can get complicated. Odds are
good that your girl has known her best friend far longer than
she’s known you. But bear in mind that she might not neces-
sarily take your side when you claim that her BFF has been
trying to seduce you behind her back. Even worse, the best
friend might take your rejection personally and try to get
revenge by claiming that it was you who tried to seduce her. If
it comes down to your word against hers, you’ll have a tough
time proving your innocence. That’s why you need to collect
evidence. You may have to take extreme measures as as low-
down as recording your conversations with her. Other forms of
evidence are eyewitness testimony, but if she’s stealthy, she’s
not likely to do her dirty deeds in front of other people. Women
know their best friends better than they know themselves, and
if your account has the ring of truth about it, she should be
able to tell that you’re not making it all up. Keep in mind that
using this evidence should be a last resort.

SNITCH LIFE
RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS DEFENSIVE Remember that old saying, “Snitches get stitches”? Well, in
There’s a certain type of female who likes to cross bound- MANEUVERS this case, a snitch might get to keep his girl. You shouldn’t
aries. She sees her best friend’s man as the ultimate If she’s explicit about her advances to you and your girl, the set out to ruin your girl’s friendship, but if her friend just
forbidden fruit, and she wants it simply because she can’t strategy is simple: Say hell no! If she’s being covert, then won’t let up, eventually you’re going to want to confront this
have it. This is often the result of low self-esteem or more nuanced approaches are needed. The first rule is this: problem. It’s better to be the one who brings the situation
jealousy. Either way, she may do a number of things to Don’t give in. You’ve got to resist the temptation. If you to your girl’s attention. That way, you can control the flow
entice you away from your girl. She might give you lusty offer her any sign that can be viewed as encouragement, of information. There are risks involved, however. For one,
looks when your girl leaves a room or brush up against you’ll only exacerbate the issue. This means you must avoid you lose man points for not being able to handle the matter
you at gatherings for no reason at all or make explicit all manner of reciprocation. Do not respond or agree with on your own. You also run the risk of your girl not believing
comments when no one is around. She might even ask anything she says. If she texts or calls about something you and thinking that you’re trying to come between her and
for your number and start calling and texting you at inap- inappropriate, do not answer. If she tries to touch you, her best friend. Be prepared if things don’t turn out in your
propriate hours. She may show up at your house or at your move away. If she tries to get you alone in a room, leave favor, because it now puts the BFF on the defensive, forcing
job at strange times. This is a girl who likes playing with the room. This girl is obviously looking for attention—even her to use her influence over your girl to try to ruin your rela-
fire. Generally speaking, said girl doesn’t want her friend negative attention—so refusing to give in will hopefully tionship. At the end of the day, though, a person’s character
to know about what she’s doing, but there are other chicks make her aware that you’re not interested. is defined by the relationships he or she keeps. Do you
who are a little bit more bold with their desires. This type seriously want to have a long-term relationship with a girl
of girl might make a comment or touch you in front of your GET BACKUP who’d have that kind of sleazy, duplicitous woman as her best
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of girl will come right out and tell you she wants to make common female friend in your circle. Odds are, the so-called yourself a more emotionally stable situation like a girl who
it happen with you, or that she’s down for some three- best friend has done this kind of thing before, so this person surrounds herself with a support group of true friends and not
some action. For some guys, this may be the fantasy of all can provide backup if things get dicey. She can serve as a frenemy who’s trying to stab her in the back.
fantasies, but if you’d rather not complicate your primary a go-between or even as a material witness in case your
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RAPPER
ENDORSEMENT
DEALS
QUIZ
Ever since Run-DMC got their own signature style of
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a part of hip-hop culture as gold chains and hit records.
Some of the products and services rappers have chosen to
endorse have made perfect sense, while others have us
scratching our heads. How much do you know about this
lucrative—and often ludicrous—topic?

1 5 9
Flavor Flav became famous as hip-hop’s What pioneer of the G-Funk Movement Somebody out there thought a hard-
preeminent hypeman, so it only made made people start questioning his man- core NYC rapper was the perfect choice
sense that he’d become the Ronald hood when he appeared in five com- to market Garnier Fructis, a shampoo
McDonald of rap. Which of these is not the name mercials for Affirm XL Male Enhancement Pills? largely associated with white ladies with long,
of a restaurant Flav tried (and failed) to turn a. Dr. Dre c. Nate Dogg silky hair. Who was that rapper?
into a franchise? b. Warren G d. Daz Dillinger a. Memphis Bleek c. Freddie Foxxx
a. Flav’s Fried Chicken b. Jadakiss d. Prodigy

6
b. Flavor Flav’s Chicken & Ribs What rapper became a spokesman for

10
c. Flavor Flav’s House of Flavor Strapped Condoms in 2008, the same We’re not sure rappers are the
d. Flav’s Chicken N’ Waffles year he became notorious for siring first people we’d go to for tax
illegitimate children? advice, but that didn’t stop this

2
What rapper went against his laidback a. T.I. c. Lil Wayne female MC from filming a commercial for Tax
image by signing an endorsement b. Rick Ross d. Mike Jones USA, an online accounting service.
deal with Monster Energy Drink? a. Lil Kim c. Trina

7
a. Lupe Fiasco c. Snoop Dogg In an effort to inspire a more family- b. Foxy Brown d. Nicki Minaj
b. Lil Wayne d. B-Real friendly reputation, Method Man

11
appeared in a commercial for what What rapper’s endorsement deal

3
Back in the 90s, it was considered kid-favorite candy? with Pepsi fell through in 2002
revolutionary when respected rap- a. Three Musketeers after Bill O’Reilly called him a
pers like KRS-One and Pete Rock & b. Reese’s Pieces “thug rapper” on the air?
C.L. Smooth appeared in commercials for Sprite. c. Now & Laters a. Andre 3000 c. Ludacris
What modern-day MC revived this tradition in d. Sour Patch Kids b. Lil Jon d. Ja Rule
recent years?

8 12
a. Macklemore c. will.i.am Baller/shot-caller Diddy usually at- Eminem, being from Detroit,
b. Drake d. 2 Chainz taches his name to only the most seems like an obvious choice
upscale of items. That game plan to endorse the American auto

4
Despite being named after a bever- changed when he filmed a 2006 commercial industry, until you remember that he’s probably
age, Ice-T didn’t put his name on one and a drunken YouTube review of what skin- rapped more about hiding dead bodies in the
until 2002. What was the name of his care product? trunks of cars than about driving them. That
official energy drink? a. Proactiv didn’t stop him from appearing in a Super Bowl
a. Ice Ice Baby c. The T-Zone b. Neosporin commercial for what car company in 2011?
b. Iced Out d. Liquid Ice c. Clearasil a. Chrysler c. Ford
d. Noxzema b. Chevrolet d. Oldsmobile

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wo feature films released in 2013 to wide critical joke, but all too often, the butt of that joke is a person of less one who isn’t a drug dealer, prostitute, professional
acclaim, 12 Years a Slave and Fruitvale Station, color. Sadly, these shows inform many people’s real-life athlete, or entertainer.
dramatize the struggles of real people of color perceptions of people of color. Reality shows are products The show was created by Black female superproducer,
thrust into tragic circumstances. These fact-based accounts of the same unfair racial calculus that real people of color Shonda Rhimes, whose first multiracial hit, Grey’s Anatomy,
depict the contradictions and complexities of human life are subjected to in America. Where Honey Boo Boo and is now in its 10th season. As women of color, Rhimes, along
and serve as a testament to courage and character. Such the brothers of Duck Dynasty are dismissed as amusing ec- with Girlfriends and The Game creator Mara Brock Akil, are
worthy artistic endeavors have few counterparts on the centrics, the cast of Basketball Wives is the duly designated anomalies among the small group of “showrunners” who
far wider reaching medium of television, where millions of stand-in for all Black women. The bed-hopping bar hostess handle the bulk of the writing and/or producing duties on
viewers tune in weekly to faux morality plays like Basketball on Vanderpump Rules is a wacky TV character, but the TV. Even with hundreds of cable networks requiring con-
Wives, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Love & Hip Hop. delusional stripper fighting for the affections of a fading rap stant programming, the number of writers, directors, and
These show claim to be unscripted, but in truth, such star must be cut from the same cloth as Michelle Obama. producers of color working in television remains abysmally
“reality” programming is almost always heavily stage- The ability to make such a tenuous leap in logic is indicative small. Without people in these key positions, the scope
managed by producers who direct much of the conflict of the reductive views of race held by many Americans. and variety of creative content on television will remain
displayed onscreen. Writers concoct scenarios to encourage Things aren’t much better on scripted shows. When severely limited and the general perceptions of people
disagreement among cast members and every little dispute William Shatner and his costar Nichelle Nichols shared tele- of color will be restricted to the same narrow pimp/drug
is escalated into a mortal blood feud by the end of post- vision’s first interracial kiss in a 1968 episode of Star Trek, dealer/athlete/slave continuum that Hollywood seems
production. These programs adhere to a tried-and-true NBC worried that affiliates in Southern states would erupt reluctant to deviate from.
formula that fans eat up, apparently undeterred by an in protest. The scene finally aired after much handwring- One would think that two ratings juggernauts from the
utter lack of realism. Whether it’s the staff of a Brooklyn ing and a little on-set activism from the forward-thinking mind of a Black woman would launch a trend, but that
tattoo parlor or a bar in South Beach, the focus is always actors, who made sure there was only one usable take has not proven to be the case. Perhaps as more people of
on manufacturing the greatest number of conversations showing the kiss. Today, ABC’s soapy hit Scandal raptur- color continue to slowly work their way into positions of
likely to result in a explosive shouting match. ously depicts the torrid affair between Kerry Washington’s power in front of and behind the camera, more television
Some argue that the very point of reality shows is to Black political fixer and a white male president with nary networks will support the creation of fictional worlds that
ridicule people self-absorbed enough to be filmed shrieking a whiff of protest, but it remains a rare example of a more accurately reflect the real world instead of distorting
at one another in public. The audience may be in on the dramatic television show that features a Black lead, much it into outdated racial paradigms.

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HOW TOMAKE A MOVIE
PART 3: FILMING & EDITING
Our three-part story with Laughing to the Bank writer/director/star Brian Hooks concludes with
this tutorial focusing on production and post-production.

EQUIPMENT of locations, you need a really strong script. If your GREEN SCREEN
As far as equipment goes, you really don’t need much, and movie is a comedy, it has to be funny enough that There are some places that you’ll never be able to shoot.
it can be inexpensive. That’s the most exciting thing about your audience doesn’t mind the lack of different set- That’s when you might want to turn to shooting in front
modern filmmaking. Before, everything was shot on 35mm tings. If it’s a drama, it should be so engaging that of a green screen. The things that can be done on a
film, which is really expensive and hard to find. Nowadays, the viewer doesn’t pay attention to the fact that the green screen are amazing, but it’s expensive to have
they have digital cameras, such as the Red, that you can background never changes. the background digitally inserted properly. It’s a good
buy for a very reasonable price and work just as well. You option if you have the money for it, but if you’re working
can even rent one for as little as $150 a day. Some of CALL IN FAVORS independently, you probably have a very tight budget.
them are just as good as any of the old 35mm cameras. When choosing your other locations, it’s best to work Personally, I would recommend you stay away from the
If you’re shooting digitally and you need something with what you already have at your disposal. As an green screen, because it can look really cheesy if not
that is budget-friendly, I recommend the Canon 5D independent filmmaker, favors are your best friend. done properly. If it seems like the only option, you might
camera. It’s perfect for filmmakers who are just It’s better to secure locations through personal con- want to rewrite your script to more accurately reflect the
starting out. The footage looks great, and there’s nections than by paying for them. Pay close attention budget you’re working with. You might find that the
really no limit to what can be done with it if when you visit friends. They might have areas in their cost-cutting solution works better than your original idea.
you have a good story to tell. However, if homes or on their property that will be perfect for
you’re going theatrical, I recommend the scenes in your script. If there are restaurants or bars EDITING
Red Camera. From a visual aspect, it will you frequent and you have built up a rapport with the Post-production is where your movie really comes to-
give you the best look. Nothing is going to management, you’re going to want to reach out to gether. Nowadays, the editing process has never been
give you a better image then a Red. The them. They know you, so they may be open to letting easier. There are a few different kinds of software that
only problem with it is that it’s more you film at their establishments for free. If that doesn’t you can purchase for $1,000 or under that allow you to
expensive. If it’s not in your budget, work, you may have to negotiate a location fee. Try to do some really cool stuff. I like Final Cut Pro the best. You
don’t feel like you have to go with talk directly to the owner or manager. Tell them your could probably teach yourself how to use it, but I would
the Red to get that big theatrical look. shooting schedule and make an offer that works for recommend you hire an editor, if you can afford one. An
Just make sure your script is tight and both parties involved. Make sure it’s known that all the experienced editor will be able to take all the footage you
everything else will fall in line. publicity they’d be getting comes free with the money. have in the can and tailor it into a story with a begin-
ning, middle, and end. They can put all the hundreds of
LOCATIONS PERMITS shots you’ve collected together in the right order, with
When it comes to finding places to shoot your movie, you When choosing locations, it’s good to find some spots proper transitions between the scenes, making it so that
have to be resourceful. Most filmmakers hire a location that are relatively well known but not so overrun with everything flows together smoothly. This is the first time
scout, but that’s not necessary. This is something that can tourists that you won’t be able to control your set. It’s when you can get a sense of whether or not your movie is
be done by you. As the producer and director, knowing always good to have a spot that your audience can iden- working, so now is not the time to skimp on talent. You
what you need to tell your story is your responsibility, and tify with in some way, whether it be first-hand experi- can find an editor online or through recommendations
locations are a big part of that. It’s your job to go out and ence, word of mouth, or just from seeing it on TV or and word of mouth. Before hiring one, make sure to ask
find the spots you need. One useful resource for location- in other movies. If you’re looking to film in a park or for his reel (a short compilation of work he has done in
scouting is to go online and search for film locations in your at a landmark, it’s best to contact the city first. These the past) or even a finished film he edited. Then you’re
area. There are websites dedicated to this topic and they places are usually city-owned facilities, and you need going to want to sit down with him to make sure you’re
are very film-friendly. government permission to film there. In some cases, it on the same page, creatively. Discuss your expectations,
won’t cost you a location fee, but you will have to pay his strong suits/weak points, and how he envisions the
KEEP IT SIMPLE for shooting permits so you won’t get hassled on the final product. You want to establish the quality of work
When making an independent film, I recommend you day of the shoot. You want to cover all your tracks and you are looking to achieve and make sure your vision is
keep the locations to a minimum. It’s easier on your make sure you have your paperwork in order to avoid any understood. Choosing the right editor is crucial, because
budget, schedule, and crew. However, don’t limit your delays in your production. Time is money, so you want he is the one who is really going to bring your movie home.
locations to the point that your film isn’t visually to make sure everything goes smoothly during filming.
appealing. If you do plan on using a very small number
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The Six THE
CALENDAR
By Marcel Leroux

JANUARY JANUARY
2 THURSDAY 4 SATURDAY
Georgia joined the United States on Today in 1904, the Supreme Court
this date in 1788. Nowadays, Georgia’s ruled that citizens of Puerto Rico
major export seems to be SMOOTH were not aliens. We’d have thought
Girls (including Kelsey, pictured at this was pretty obvious (we’ve never
right), an amazing number of whom seen one with tentacles or antennae,
Dorie Miller come from the Peach State. for instance) but apparently they were
talking abut the other kind of aliens.

BLACK WAR HEROES

Most African-American heroes got famous for fighting against 7
JANUARY
TUESDAY 11
JANUARY
SATURDAY
the U.S. to secure equal rights. Here are six who fought valiantly The first American presidential Mary J. Blige celebrates her birthday
for their country leading back to before the Revolutionary War. election was held today in 1789. The today. We’d tell you how old she is,
winner was George Washington, who but with good looks and SMOOTH Girl

1Crispus Attucks
Our first hero on this list fought for the U.S. before there was even a U.S.
to fight for. Crispus Attucks was a former slave who is regarded as the first
was so beloved that he ran unopposed.
That doesn’t sound like much of an
election to us. Who did Washing-ton
curves like hers, who cares!

person killed by British troops in the Boston Massacre in 1770. Although the run attack ads about?
U.S. didn’t declare its independence until 1776, Attucks was declared the first
JANUARY
martyr of the Revolutionary War and later became a hero to the abolitionist
movement, who lionized him as a Black man who changed American history.
15 WEDNESDAY
The first Super Bowl was held today
in 1967. The Packers beat the Chiefs
2 Lemuel Haynes
Revolutionary War hero Lemuel Haynes was born in West Hartford, CT,
in 1753, of mixed heritage. As a baby, he became an indentured servant
by a score of 35 to 10 and kickstarted
a yearly tradition that has seen
America’s nacho consumption rise by
but was able to educate himself before his release from servitude at age
1,000% in the past 47 years.
21. He then joined the Minutemen (an elite team of colonial militia mem-
bers) and fought the British valiantly at Fort Ticonderoga and the Siege
of Boston. Later, he became a respected abolitionist. JANUARY FEBRUARY
20 MONDAY 1 SATURDAY

3 Martin Robinson Delany

Born free in West Virginia in 1812, Martin Robinson Delany violated a law
prohibiting Blacks from learning how to read and write. He later continued
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day was
first observed on this date in 1986.
Since then, the MLK Day of Service
Happy Black History Month! Use
the time to remember how it all
began, as well as celebrate the lives
his education all the way to Harvard Medical School, only to drop has become a tradition in which of the people who were instrumental
out after protests from white students. During the Civil War, Delany service-minded citizens (including the in making a difference in the world
helped to enlist thousands of Black troops into the Union Army. He rose first family) spend the day donating for all people.
to the rank of major, becoming the first African-American field officer. After their time to their communities.
the war, Delany entered politics and became one of the founders of the Black
FEBRUARY
Nationalist Movement.
2 SUNDAY
The Dutch settlement of New Amster-
4 Eugene Jacques Bullard
The first African-American military pilot was born in 1895 in Columbus,
GA. He became one of only two Black combat pilots on either side of World
dam (changed to New York in 1664 by
the British) was declared a city today
in 1653, despite having a population
War I. After emigrating to France, he joined the French Foreign Legion
of only about 270 people. It’s amazing
in 1914 and endured several years of brutal trench warfare as a machine-
to think of a time in NYC when there
gunner. He later transferred to the French Air Service. Nicknamed “Black
was ample parking.
Swallow of Death,” he flew in more than 20 combat missions and was
awarded 15 decorations by the French government. FEBRUARY FEBRUARY
9 SUNDAY 19 WEDNESDAY

5 Dorie Miller
Born Doris Miller in Waco, TX, in 1919, one of World War II’s greatest
heroes was a mere Mess Attendant in the Navy serving on the USS West
William Henry Harrison, the ninth
President of the United States, was
born today in 1773. Harrison died after
Today in 1878, Thomas Edison received
a patent for the phonograph, the wax
cylinder-based sound recording device
Virginia when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. After bravely rescuing only 32 days in office of complications that was the predecessor of the record
several members of his crew (including his severely wounded captain), Miller from pneumonia. That’s one way to player. Less than a century later, DJ Kool
manned a .50-caliber anti-aircraft gun and shot down several enemy planes, get out of keeping your campaign Herc would use an updated version of
despite never being trained on the weapon. Miller received the Navy promises. Edison’s invention to invent hip-hop.
Cross for his actions. Sadly, the next ship he was assigned to was sunk by
FEBRUARY
a Japanese torpedo on November 24, 1943. Miller perished along with his
shipmates.
20 THURSDAY
Happy Birthday to Rihanna, who
turns 26 today. It’s hard to believe
6 Dwight H. Johnson
Dwight H. Johnson was a tank driver in the Vietnam War. When his
tank was immobilized by enemy fire, he climbed out and took down
that it’s already been eight years (and
about a thousand hairstyles) since
Jay Z took her under his wing.
several VC troops with just his .45 pistol. He then grabbed a submachine
gun and continued firing until he ran out of ammo, at which point he
carried a wounded soldier to safety—and then rejoined the bat-
tle! He was awarded the Medal of Honor for “conspicuous gallantry
and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty.”
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Wandering
It’s a dilemma every man has faced at some
point. You’re out with your girl when anoth-
er fine female catches your eye. You think
you’re slick, but your girl sees you checking
her out and you find yourself in a world of
pain. Where is the line between innocent
curiosity and ocular infidelity? We asked our
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W hen it comes to the problem of wandering eyes, my opinion

is that eyes are made to see. Looking is not cheating. There’s
nothing wrong with checking out other women as long as
you’re discreet enough that your girl never notices your wan-
dering eyes. Getting caught with your eyeballs in the cookie
jar is a surefire way to start a never-ending argument and
lose the trust of your woman!
I’ve also been on the opposite side of that situation, and believe me, it’s not pretty.
There have been countless occasions where I’m walking along and a guy who is with
Since I’m not the jealous type, I wanted to get more perspectives on this topic.
That’s why I asked three of my girlfriends from different walks of life when it’s okay
for a man to look at another woman and when it’s not. Here is what they had to say...

“When he’s not with you, he can look at whoever he wants. He shouldn’t do
it when he’s with you, though, because that’s disrespectful. Now, if you say,
“That girl has a nice body” first, then he has permission to look, too.”
—Rashane, waitress

his wife or girlfriend turns around to stare at me. That is just disrespectful, and it can “It depends. I mean every man’s eyes wander. They can’t help it. I say let
go very badly for the man. Some girls get upset and start yelling, “If you want that them look. As long as they don’t touch, it’s fine by me.”
bitch, go get her!” I even saw one lady start beating her man with her purse, cursing —Mizz DR, model/radio host
up a storm the whole time. What can I say? Women are emotional creatures, and our
intense feelings can get the better of us when we feel that the object of our affection “Honestly, I don’t care if he’s at the strip club, as long as I know I can trust
is slipping away from us. So save yourself the drama and keep the wandering eyes him. I believe a man should have the right to look at anything walking, as
to a limit. Remember this: Whatever you do in front of us, we assume that you do long as he doesn’t break the respect rules.”
the same thing times a million when we’re not around. That means that if you get —Jasmin Cavidad, video vixen/actress
nabbed checking out a fine booty on the street, we assume you’re off messing with
every female in town when left to your own devices. What are the respect rules? I’m glad you asked. Here they are, laid out in a handy list.

THE RESPECT RULES

1 Just take a quick look. Never stare or make
eye contact with the other woman.
5 Never, ever, ever get caught checking
out a girl your lady doesn’t like. You’re sup-
8 If your girl looks, you can look, too. If
your girl is like me, she enjoys admiring the female

2 Work on your poker face. She might have

posed to be on your girl’s side no matter what, and
admiring her enemy is treason.
form. If I see a beautiful girl, I want my man to see
her, too. Maybe we can both daydream about the
the sexiest walk or the most perfectly shaped butt,
but you want to avoid getting caught with your eyes
wide open and your tongue hanging out.
6 Don’t look back. When walking with your
girl, never turn around to look at the backside of the
dirty things we could all be doing!

9 Keep it out of the family. Never let me

3 Keep your thoughts to yourself. Even if

your woman asks you what you think about a certain
girl who just passed by. That girl’s booty is a trap.
We saw the girl coming from a mile away. Now
we’re watching you and waiting for you to slip up.
catch you scoping out my sisters, my cousins, my
mom, my friends, your homies’ girlfriends, neighbors,
teachers, co-workers, local waitresses, and any other
woman, keep it safe and answer, “She’s alright, I guess, Don’t fall for it! girls you see often. Their close proximity just creates
but she’s not my type.”

4 No, seriously: Keep your thoughts to

7 No compliments. I don’t care if she’s
got the biggest ass, the smallest waist, or leg-
too much temptation.

10 Have good taste. If you insist on get-

yourself! Even if your girl points out how attractive gings so tight they look like body paint. Do not praise ting caught staring, try to make sure that the
another female is, that is not an invitation to share all another woman on her appearance with your girl any- woman in question is at least as hot as your girl. No
of the perverted fantasies you’ve been having ever since where in the vicinity. No matter how slick you think woman likes to think that her man’s head could be
your laid eyes on her. No woman wants to hear that. you are, she will notice and you’ll be in big trouble. turned by just anyone.
 100 CASCI
Appeared in: SMOOTH #44
Trivia: Dominican but grew
up in the Dirty South.
Revealing quote:
“If you really turn me on,
you might be in for more
than you can handle.”

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ASHLEY AMOUR
Appeared in: SMOOTH #47
Trivia: Doesn’t believe in tattoos.
Revealing quote: ““It’s really not about looks, but he has
to be strong. I like a man’s man who can take control of any

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CHANICE
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LOVE’IT
Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #10
and SMOOTH #41
Trivia:
Played basketball
in college.
Revealing
quote: “What
man doesn’t like
the idea of his
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ALLAIN
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #48
Trivia:
Appeared in videos
for Kanye, Young
Jeezy, Ne-Yo, and
Juelz Santana.
Revealing quote:
“I’d like to become a

97
member of the Mile
High Club. I feel like
I’m the only person
GERI that hasn’t joined
Appeared in: SMOOTH #29 yet, and it’s
Trivia: Wanted to be a bal- way over-
let dancer until her butt got due.”
too big.
Revealing quote: “I’m an
exhibitionist. If I’m with
my guy and I want to have
sex somewhere you’re not
supposed to, I’m like, ‘F-ck
it—let’s go!’”
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SWEET SULEIKA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #27
Trivia: Once considered becoming
a police officer after graduating
with a degree in Criminal Justice.
Revealing quote: “Sometimes
I want you to caress me all over,
but then I have my days where
I’m like, “I just want you to give
it to me and then you can go.”

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OLIVIA SKY
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #22
Trivia: Works for a nonprofit helping those with mental ill- TIA MONE
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ness. Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #30
Revealing quote: “I’m a screamer. I’m a talker. I’m not quiet Trivia: A certified nurse and a
at all. You will know when I’m feeling great.” professional poker player who
competed in the World Series
of Poker.
Revealing quote:
“You have to be in tune with my
body. You can’t just be humping
and not listening to how
I respond.”

95
ROXY MILAN
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #25
Trivia: Writes movie treatments
and scripts in her spare time.
Revealing quote: “I have
eight drawers full of Victoria’s
Secret just to wear to bed. I
have different colors, depending
on my mood.”
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DEBBIE BRAZIL
91
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #60
Trivia: Owns real
estate in Brazil.
Revealing quote:
“You need a lot of
energy! Come prepared,
because it’s going
to be a long night.”

88
SASHA M.
Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #30
Trivia: Was once signed
to Gucci Maine’s label.
Revealing quote:
“Good oral skills are a
must. Once the foreplay
is over, you can do any-
thing you want.”

90
JAMIE
PEREZ
87
PORSCHE FOXX
Appeared in: Appeared in:
SMOOTH #61 SMOOTH GIRL #28
Trivia: Had a small Trivia: She learned horseback
role in the comedy riding growing up in Texas.
Laughing to the Bank. Revealing quote:
Revealing quote: “Handcuffs, whips, costumes,
“When I’m feeling costumes—I like all that
sexy I show off my type of stuff.”
alter ego. I throw on
my British accent and
role-play.”

89
JONES
TOCCARA

Appeared in: SMOOTH #22

Trivia: Appeared in Kevin Hart’s
blockbuster hit flick Think Like
a Man.
Revealing quote: “Every man
wants some meat on his girl’s
bones. Ain’t nobody want a
bone except a dog.”
 PHAT RABBIT
86
Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #25
Trivia: This lover of ink
has 17 tattoos.
Revealing quote:
“I like it hard and rough.
I’m trying to get in there
and get my rocks off.”

83
ALEXIS LUGO
Appeared in: SMOOTH
GIRL #20
Trivia: Believes sex every
day makes a relationship
boring.
Revealing quote:
“I like stripteasing and giv-
ing my man lapdances. That
turns me all the way on.”

85 MARIA MILLIONS
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #20, the SMOOTH GIRL Holiday
82 KI-TOY
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #2
Special, SMOOTH #58 and SMOOTH #50 No She Didn’t columnist Trivia: Appeared in the movie Beauty
Beauty Shop.
Shop.
Trivia: Winner of the Miss Exotica New York Pageant. Revealing quote: “If you want to turn me on,
Revealing quote: “It would be awesome to have two of me you have to feed my soul with good conversation.”
because I believe there’s no one who can please you better
than yourself. ”

81
PRINCESS LOVE

84
JENNIFER SKYE
Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #23 and
SMOOTH #57
Appeared in: SMOOTH #52 Trivia: Went from boxer
SMOOTH GIRL #22 and SMOOTH Floyd Mayweather to Ray J.
#51 No She Didn’t columnist Revealing quote: “It’s all
Trivia: Her first time modeling about rhythm when I’m
was for SMOOTH GIRL. having sex. That’s very
Revealing quote: “I like important.”
afternoon sex. There’s no better
way to break up your day.”

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79 SHAY “BUCKEEY” JOHNSON
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #14
Trivia: One of the stars of the VH1 hit reality show
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.
Revealing quote: “I ain’t just jumping in the sack
with some dude ASAP. I have to get to know you.”

77
EGYPT
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #53
Trivia: A passionate
musician who writes
music and also plays the
violin and guitar.
Revealing quote:
“If someone even looks
at me the right way,
it might go down!”

80 LEXXI ROSE
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #30
Trivia: Loves having sex and thinks
about it all the time.
Revealing quote: “For me to be
satisfied, I have to have at least three
76
CAT
orgasms while we’re having sex.” Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #13

78
Trivia: Appeared on the
reality show Bad Girls Club,
Season 5. Now the owner
SASHA SHELTON of her own clothing line,
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #12 Body by Ms. Cat.
and SMOOTH #42 Revealing quote: “My
Trivia: Studied fashion design. inner thighs are ultra-
Revealing quote: “I love get- sensitive. If you get close
ting oral sex. That’s the only enough to kiss that spot,
way I can have an orgasm.” it’s on!”

75
BELLA
Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #26
Trivia: Starred in an
episode of Kevin Hart’s
Real Husbands of
Hollywood.
Revealing quote:
“I’ve acted out all of
my fantasies except
for one. I would like
to have sex on a
motorcycle.”
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YONCEE

74
PRISCILLA
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #51 and
SMOOTH GIRL #26
Appeared in: Trivia: Number one on last
SMOOTH GIRL #27 year’s SMOOTH GIRL 100 list.
Trivia: Cosmetology Revealing quote:
student by day and go-go “I’m a big tease when it
dancer by night. comes to girls. I like to kiss
Revealing quote: “I’d like them when I’m drunk.”
to have sex in the rain on a
rooftop that we’re not sup-
posed to be on.”

73
JACKIE WADE
Appeared in: SMOOTH
GIRL #18 and SMOOTH #61
Trivia: Blossomed into a
budding hip-hop artist
and an actress.
Revealing quote: “I
have a weakness for
chocolate-skinned guys
with some height on
them.”

70
OPHILIA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #12 and SMOOTH #56
Trivia: Graduated with a degree in Fashion
Merchandising.
Revealing quote: “It’s not that I pick a man by
his salary, but he has to be earning six figures
or better.”

72
CAROL
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #51
Trivia: A native of Brazil,
she moved to L.A. to attend
art school.
Revealing quote: “I like to
control a man and have him
do whatever I want. That’s
my fetish.”
69 AKELIA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #28
Trivia: Winner of the 2012 Miss Black Nude title.
Revealing quote: “The best way to get me in the mood is
to ignore me. I like dudes who play hard to get.”

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68
KARRINE
STEFFANS
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #22
Trivia: A New York Times
bestselling author.
Revealing quote:
“Most of the men I’ve
been with I have loved
in some way, whether I
should
have or not—I give
them my all.”

66 JERNIE
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #25
Trivia: Enjoys watching porn.
Revealing quote: “I masturbate before I get out of bed in the morning and before I go to
sleep at night.”

67 SULTRY SIMONE

65
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #18
Trivia: Won the prize for “Best Behind” at this year’s Afro
Woman Awards.
Revealing quote: “I would like to have multiple orgasms DOLLICIA BRYAN
back to back to back to back. It’s never been done, but it Appeared in: SMOOTH #53 to #58
will happen.” Trivia: SMOOTH No She Didn’t
columnist and two time covergirl
(SMOOTH #53 and #57).
Revealing quote:
“Makeup sex is filled with ego and
pride. So make sure you give it a
five-star performance.”
64 ASHLEY LOGAN
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #16
Trivia: NBA star Tyreke Evans is her baby-daddy.
Revealing quote: “Make sure you did what you had to do for me

61
to justify that quickie. I’ve got to get something out of it!”

63
TAMMY
DAPHNE JOY
Appeared in: SMOOTH #50
and SMOOTH GIRL #7
TORRES Trivia: Rumored to have had
Appeared in: a baby with 50 Cent.
SMOOTH GIRL #44 Revealing quote: “Your
Trivia: She is a realtor, eyebrows should never look
model, TV personality, better than mine! You have
and actress who ap- to look like a man.”
peared on the hit VH1
sitcom Singles Ladies.
Revealing quote:
“You can’t be too small.
If I can’t feel it, then
what’s the point of lying
down with you?”

62
BROOKE
60
SOLANGEL
BAILEY Appeared in:
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #25
SMOOTH #50 and Trivia:
SMOOTH GIRL #8 This exotic beauty
Trivia: is Puerto Rican and
A cast member on Egyptian.
the reality show Revealing quote:
Basketball Wives LA. “I like turning around
Revealing quote: and looking at my
“After I’m done giv- ass and then looking
ing you oral, I don’t at his face while he’s
think you’ll have the giving it to me.”
energy to do any-
thing else.”

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JENY ROMERO
59
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #23
Trivia: Besides being a model and aspiring ac-
tress, she’s also a “Startender,” a.k.a. a bartend-
er at the popular New York City club Starlets.
Revealing quote: “You have to kiss me and
tease me right. You got to warm up the oven
before you get to cooking.”

55 CASSANDRA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #20
Trivia: A military brat who was born in Germany and raised in Scotland.
Revealing quote: “My magic number is four! Sex four times a day is

57 CHARM KILLINGS
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #26
good enough for me.”

Trivia: This beauty is a rare blend of

Portuguese, African American, and German.
Revealing quote: “I wouldn’t say I’m bi-
sexual, but maybe I’m bi-curious.”

54
KENYA
MOORE
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #17 and #47

56 ERICA LYNNE
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #26
Trivia: She is cur-
rently starring on the
reality show The Real
Trivia: She squirts in her sex tape. Housewives of Atlanta.
Revealing quote: “I want my hair pulled, Revealing quote:
my ass smacked, all that. I like to get my toes “For me, intercourse is
sucked, too. That shit turns me on.” more meaningful than
oral. For most women,
it’s the opposite.”

58 SHANEL
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #25
Trivia: Has a career in biomedicine, working in cancer research.
Revealing quote: “I love doing it on the countertop or in the
shower, anything where my man is lifting me up.”

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 49 AMIE
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #16
Trivia: This German American beauty says she is a tomboy at heart.
Revealing quote: “Maybe me and my man will make our film debut someday.
Why not make one of our own?”

51 MISS LONDON
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #22 and SMOOTH #62
Trivia: Owns her own modeling agency called Nuance Models.
Revealing quote: “When it comes to sex, I’m not prissy, so
we can save all the prissy stuff for when we’re outside of the

53 KYRA CHAOS
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #22
bedroom.”

and SMOOTH #55

Trivia: Owns a successful line of leg-
gings for women.
Revealing quote: “People who don’t
know me think I’m a stripper, but I’ve
never even considered
doing that.”

52 IESHA MARIEE
Appeared in: SMOOTH #58
Trivia: Her first job was working as a
waitress at Hooters.

48
Revealing quote: “Skinny-dipping
is something you can only do with
your girls.” MIZZ DR
Appeared in: SMOOTH #49 and SMOOTH GIRL #30
Trivia: Currently attending school for biotechnology.
Revealing quote: “You’ve got to be creative with sex. You know, whipped
cream, strawberries, handcuffs...”

50 BRIA MYLES
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #9
Trivia: She is best friends with fellow SMOOTH Girl Natalie Nunn.
Revealing quote: “My butt is wide, round, and matches my
hips perfectly. No surgery can get you that.”
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45
LISARAYE
Appeared in: SMOOTH #9
Trivia: She is currently the
star of the VH1 sitcom
Single Ladies.
Revealing quote: “Why
wouldn’t I think I’m the shit?
If you don’t, then don’t hate
on me ’cause I’m beautiful,
goddammit.”

42 PARIS

47 ROCIO
Appeared in: SMOOTH #56
Appeared in: SMOOTH #60
Trivia: Once had sex on the Long
Island Expressway.
Trivia: This hot Dominican used to work as an Revealing quote: “I went skinny-
engineer for Con Edison. dipping with a total stranger late at
Revealing quote: “The classy women are the night, and he asked me if he could
biggest freaks in the bedroom.” go down on me. And I let him!”

46 BUBBLES
44
HAYES
MILEENA 41
BRITTANY DAILEY
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #16 Appeared in: Appeared in: SMOOTH #45
Trivia: “She is an author who SMOOTH GIRL #20 Trivia: She is part of the resident
has published two novels in Trivia: She had an eye-candy on Nick Cannon’s MTV 2
her Playground book series. orgasm once from just show ‘Wild ’N Out.
Revealing quote: “I’m a rubbing herself up on a Revealing quote: “I’ve got to
spur-of-the-moment type of girl girl’s ass. make sure I have the sexiest nursing
when it comes to sex.” Revealing quote: uniform for my patients. Whatever it
“I’m horny a lot, es- takes to get them back to health.”
pecially when I’m in a
relationship. I want it
more than a man does.”

43
KIMBELLA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #19
Trivia: She’s in a long-term
relationship with rapper Juelz
Santana. She was also a cast
member on the second season
of Love & Hip Hop.
Revealing quote: ““I’ve been
told that I’m really good at
bouncing my ass when having
sex from the back.”
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KEYSHIA DIOR 36
Appeared in: SMOOTH #49 SUELYN
Trivia: Keyshia Dior MADEIROS
Founder of the highly success- Appeared in:
ful Ka’oir line of cosmetics. SMOOTH #45 and
Revealing quote: “I’m not one SMOOTH GIRL #9
of those girls who can have sex Trivia: Made a
for hours at a time. But I also cameo in the Chris
can’t stand a man who comes Rock film I Think I
too fast.” Love My Wife.
Revealing quote:
“I’ve always believed
that if you’re going
to do something, you
got to do it right—
especially sex!”

39 TRINA
Appeared in: SMOOTH #5 and #35
38
BEBE
Trivia: Recently signed to rapper French BRIXX
Montana’s Coke Boys label. Appeared in:
Revealing quote: “Don’t judge me by SMOOTH GIRL #30
who you thought I was. Judge me by Trivia: Claims she is a
who I am now.” true Southern belle.
Revealing quote:
“Being rough is okay
sometimes, but I’m a
gentle person. I like to
be handled with care.
I like it sensual.”

37
STACEY
DASH
Appeared in:
SMOOTH #14 and #46
Trivia: Was a Mitt
Romney supporter in
the 2012 presidential
campaign.
Revealing quote:
“I feel most sexy
when I’m in love. My
35
LOLA MONROE AKA ANGEL LOLA LUV
stomach flips. I get Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #9
butterflies.” Trivia: A talented rapper, she was signed to Wiz Khalifa’s Taylor Gang
record label.
Revealing quote: “I don’t want no gangsta. I want a smart dude
who has some hood in him.”

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34
SAGIA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #20
Trivia: Likes to stimulate her
man’s mind, body, and soul.
Revealing quote: “My body
is very bendable and agile. It
enables me to do some fancy
things in bed.”

30 ROSA ACOSTA
Appeared in: SMOOTH #42 and SMOOTH #52
Trivia: This former video vixen recently unveiled the Rosa
Acosta Fitness Challenge.
Revealing quote: “When I’m in love with someone, I can
barely control the urge for sex. It’s almost animalistic.”

33
LAURA
DORE
32 NIKKI B
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #13
Trivia: Has celebrity crushes on Prince and Jay Z.
29
DEELISHIS
Appeared in: Revealing quote: “I’m open to new things, but I’m not Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL
SMOOTH #51 open to sharing a man, so he can keep his little friend #10, SMOOTH #34 and #59
Trivia: The former out of the bedroom.” as well as our No She Didn’t
tomboy is now columnist from #34 to #41
a model, pinup, Trivia: Also known as
and burlesque London Charles and Chandra
performer. Davis, she sweetened Lil
Revealing quote: Wayne’s “Lollipop” music
“I like an aggres- video and her most recent
sive man. A little film was Pawn Shop.
spanking makes Revealing quote: “If I’m
things interesting.” wearing a dress, I’ll just sit
on your lap and let you know
that I’m not wearing any
panties.”

31 CUBANA LUST
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #18 and SMOOTH #55
Trivia: Former World Star Hip-Hop Queen.
Revealing quote: “When you’re going down, you have
to take your time. Don’t try to eat it like a monster. Do
it soft and gentle.”
 25 MS. DAMN
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #28
Trivia: She has an “anything goes” philosophy when it
comes to the bedroom.
Revealing quote: “My favorite position would be
doggy-style because I have a lot to hold on to.”

28 JOLINA
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #22
Trivia: This Brazilian and Italian hottie was born in Argentina,
moved to London and then migrated to the USA.
Revealing quote: “Me and my special person were having
sex while people were sunbathing around us. It was fun.”

26 AMBER ROSE
Appeared in: SMOOTH #40
Trivia: She was the face of a Smirnoff Vodka ad campaign.
Revealing quote: “When I see Barack Obama on TV, I would
so have sex with him. He is a beautiful, powerful man.”

24 COCO
Appeared in: SMOOTH #29
and #41.
Trivia: The wife of Ice-T and
recently starred iin a Las
Vegas burlesque show.
Revealing quote: “Great
sex is supposed to hurt a
little bit!”

27 ESTHER BAXTER
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #2 and SMOOTH #14, #23,
as well as our No She Didn’t columnist from #27 to 33
Trivia: Currently a film actress, she appeared in Interludes.
Revealing quote: “Money isn’t going to make you happy if
you know your man is cheating.”
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23
TAHIRY
Appeared in: SMOOTH #54
Trivia: Stars in the reality
show Love & Hip Hop with
Joe Budden.
Revealing quote: “All of
a sudden, I blossomed. It
was like, on Monday I went
in the house flat-chested
and when I came out on
Tuesday, I had breasts.”

20
BUFFIE THE BODY
Appeared in: SMOOTH #30
Trivia: A health and fitness
instructor who has her own
company, Bodynomics.
Revealing quote: “I get guys
sending me pictures of their
penises. And then they write me
crazy things.”

22 ERICA MENA
19
ROSEE
Appeared in: Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #3 and SMOOTH GIRL #27
SMOOTH #60 Trivia: While attending
Trivia: school, she majored in
Is dating fellow international business.
SMOOTH Girl Cyn Revealing quote: “I’m a
Santana. dick person. But as I said,
Revealing quote: a threesome is something I
“I want a man who, wouldn’t mind trying.”
if he wants to f-ck
another chick, he has
the balls to tell me.”

21
CYN SANTANA
Appeared in: SMOOTH
GIRL #23
Trivia: Rumored to have
gone out with Drake. Now
Erica Mena’s gal-pal.
Revealing quote: “It
sounds funny, but
I love shrimp so
much. Whenever
I eat it, it makes
me all wet and
horny.”
 VIDA GUERRA
18
Appeared in: SMOOTH #13
Trivia: Now a profes-
sional bikini bodybuilder.
Revealing quote:
“My ass isn’t really soft and
loose, but it’s not hard,
either. It has a nice
consistency.”

15
SHENEKA ADAMS
Appeared in: SMOOTH #46,
#52 and #62
Trivia: Is one of Nick Cannon’s
Wild N Out girls.
Revealing quote: “I’m the
teacher. I can show a man
things that he never knew
were possible.”

17 MELYSSA FORD
Appeared in: SMOOTH #10 covergirl and No She Didn’t
columnist from SMOOTH #3 to #25
14
AMBER PRIDDY
Trivia: Former host of BET Style and How I’m Livin. Appeared in: SMOOTH Girl #22
Revealing quote: “I was the proverbial ugly duckling who Trivia: Was a cheerleader in
turned into a swan.” high school.
Revealing quote:
“If your man wants to
wander, maybe y’all should do
it together.”

16 NATALIE NUNN
Appeared in: SMOOTH #55
Trivia: She has two degrees from the
University of Southern California.
Revealing quote: “It’s a turn-on when I
know I can get tossed around in the bed-
room.”
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13
BLAC CHYNA
10
KELSEY ADAMS
Appeared in: Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #27 SMOOTH Girl #28
Trivia: Was known Trivia: If she could date one
as the queen of the rapper, it would be Nas.
popular club King of Revealing quote: “I love to
Diamonds, where she show off my flexibility in the
met current boyfriend bedroom.”
Tyga.
Revealing quote: “I
like it doggy-style so I
can back this ass up.”

12 JESSICA KYLIE
Appeared in: SMOOTH #38 and SMOOTH GIRL #14 and #30.
Trivia: Will appear in the movie Candy, coming soon.
Revealing quote: “I love it when a guy talks dirty to

09
me—that’s the best!”

SOMAYA REECE
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #5 and SMOOTH #56
Trivia: Launched her own brand of premium tequila
called La Jefa.
Revealing quote: “I can’t deal with guys who think they
own the world. That’s really wack.”

11 JENNA SHEA
Appeared in: SMOOTH Girl #27
Trivia: She’s an escort known for putting her encounters
with rappers and athletes on blast.
Revealing quote: “When I have sex, I need to come at least
twice to be satisfied before the next round.”
 HAZEL RENEE
06
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #30
Trivia: Founder of Luxe Lifestyles, a
successful Los Angeles–based
luxury concierge company.
Revealing quote:
“I’m a freak behind closed doors.
If I’m being aggressive in the
bedroom, that means I’m
feeling you.”

08 ANALICIA CHAVES
Appeared in: SMOOTH #58 (Girls Night Out)
Trivia: Made it to the top of America’s Next Top Model.
Revealing quote: “I’m usually the one who wants to take showers
with someone else, because I like girls.”

07
DELLALLICIOUS
Appeared in: SMOOTH #61
Trivia: She toured with

05
Beyoncé as one of her
backup dancers.
Revealing quote: “If I like
the vibe of someone and YARIS
feel comfortable, then we SANCHEZ
can go from there.” Appeared in:
SMOOTH GIRL #22
Trivia: Used to be in
a serious relationship
with G-Unit rapper
Lloyd Banks.
Revealing quote:
“A woman can eat
another woman out
better than a man
can. I’ve proved
that several times
already.”
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04
TIFFANY TURNER
Appeared in: SMOOTH GIRL #30.
Trivia: Former Western
Pennsylvania Golden Gloves box-
ing champion.
02
MALIAH MICHEL
Appeared in: SMOOTH #42,
SMOOTH Girl #9 and #21 as well as
Revealing quote: SMOOTH No She Didn’t
“If you’re well-endowed and you columnist from #42 to #49
know how to work it, your girl Trivia: This SMOOTH favorite once
will be happy all the time. “ owned a club called Club Maliah.
Revealing quote:
“When I’m in the mood to ex-
periment, the sex is really crazy.
Anything is bound to happen.”

03
STEPHANIE
SANTIAGO
Appeared in: SMOOTH
GIRL #28
Trivia: A diehard New
York Jets fan.
Revealing quote:
“I’m open to having
sex in public. I like the
feeling of doing
something bad
and getting away
with it.”
 01
AYISHA DIAZ
Appeared in: SMOOTH #59 to #63
Trivia: Our current No She Didn’t
columnist won the hearts of
SMOOTH readers and was over-
whelmingly voted
SMOOTH Girl of the year!
Revealing quote:
“When I get horny, I either have
my Rabbit with me or I do it old
school—you know, with my hands.”
SMOOTH FICTION

In the latest entry in SMOOTH’s short fiction series, urban lit author Mack Guine$$
delivers a cold-blooded tale about the realities of hood economics.
By Mack Guine$$

W
e parked in an empty parking space “What, you strapped or something?” I asked, as we military or police academy. I was glad to have him on my
a few feet away from the strip club’s walked up a flight of stairs. team. And I was lucky to have him as my friend.
entrance. A big, Black bouncer was “Yeah, I got my works strapped to my ankle,” Chill Chill pulled open the door, and we entered the bedlam
working the door. As people walked up to him, he scanned replied. “It doesn’t hurt for the bouncer to know we packin’. of boisterous ballers and big-booty babes. Lights flashed
them with a handheld metal detector before allowing them The jack boys will come in later and pay him just like I and flickered through the dark, smoke-filled club, guiding
to enter. did. When they come, he’s gon’ tell them who the easy us towards the main stage like a lighthouse guides ships
Chill and I were at the end of the line. When the bouncer marks are. Because he knows we packin’ heat, he won’t to the seashore.
ran the detector past Chill’s ankle, the metal detector went send them at us.” Beautiful, half-naked strippers were scattered around the
wild. Dwerrrp! Dwerrrp! Chill didn’t panic. He just slipped That made a lot of sense. Chill had that gutter, head- large room, shaking their asses and bouncing their boobs. I
the giant strip club sentry a hundred dollar bill, and the buster street shit down to a science. The street smarts he had some cash in my pocket that I had already allocated to
man waved us through. had acquired through the years couldn’t be learned in the my strip-club fund, even if we did have a job to do.
 As Chill and I made our way to the bar next to the main “Boy, you are something else,” she said, grinning, before a thirst, I’ll holler at you.”
stage in the center of the club, we passed by dozens of heading over to the other patrons. I followed Passion through another beaded doorway
G-stringed dancers giving lap dances at small tables posi- I made eye contact with a voluptuous, redbone beauty and into a small, secluded, dimly lit room that was empty
tioned throughout the room. The guys fondled, squeezed, dancing on the main stage. She winked at me, then did except for a small couch and coffee table. Speakers mounted
and prodded the women as five, ten, twenty, and hundred a backwards flip, somehow managing to remove her top on the walls were playing the same music from the main
dollar bills were stuffed into their garter belts, lingerie tops, before landing on her feet. Her firm, full breasts fully section of the club. I sat on the couch and got comfortable.
and shoestring-sized outfits. Mike Jones’ voice blasted from exposed, she dropped down onto her stomach, grinding The alcohol had me feeling good. Passion sat on my lap

“I felt bad, but that’s the

the high-powered, amplified bazooka speakers installed
on the walls and ceiling: Drop and give me fifty! Drop and
give me fifty!

way the game goes. I’m

A group of young thugs wearing baggy jeans, platinum-
plus neckpieces, and iced-out diamond-bezeled watches
sang along with the record while throwing cash in the
air. The girl who danced in front of them had an ass like
Serena and a face like Vivica. When she bent over and
grimy. I’m gutter. In life,
choices are made.”
grabbed her ankles, she flexed her buttcheeks. The ballers
and high-roller wannabes cheered and tossed dollar bills
over her as she made her booty clap in sync with the song’s
bassline. I was so impressed that I pulled out a few dollars
and made it rain, too. her pelvis against the stage floor while pulling one of her with her legs spread and her cleavage positioned above
“Hold up, player. You ain’t seen shit yet,” Chill said, as boobs up to her lips. She sensually licked her nipple with my face, slowly rotating her hips and grinding her body
he watched me stuff a couple of twenties into the small her pierced tongue. against mine.
patch of cloth between the girl’s thighs. “The main event She reminded me of a biracial French girl that I knew “I need a hundred up front for our privacy,” she said
ain’t even started.” years ago. When she finished her act, she picked up a pile of while kissing me on the neck.
This club had really changed. Before, the strippers were money from the stage. Then she put on a red satiny robe that I peeled off a hundred dollar bill and slid it between
worn-out thug girls with bodies covered with stretchmarks matched the red, stringy, sequined outfit that barely covered her soft, ripe breasts.
and scars. But now it was different. I’d never seen so many her privates. The redbone was my kind of girl. “I knew you were a big-timer the minute I saw you,”
beautiful goddesses. After making small talk with some of the brothers who she said while untying her robe and letting it drop down
“What are you drinkin’?” Chill asked, as we plopped had enjoyed the show, she walked directly to where I sat, to her waist. Then she stuffed my mouth with one of her
down on two empty barstools. my heart beating faster. nippled mounds of tender flesh.
“A double shot of 100-proof Old Grand Dad and a tall “Don’t go anywhere,” she whispered in my ear while I savored Passion’s golden-tinted skin, then tilted my
glass of ice water.” caressing my bicep. “I’ll be right back out after I freshen head back as the redbone knelt before me. Her head started
Chill ordered our drinks while I checked out the action. up.” Then she seductively vanished into the crowd. bobbing up and down as she made slurping sounds. Then
I downed the double shot of Old Man and chased it with “You know her?” Chill asked. I heard a noise at the door. It was Chill.
water. Before the bartender could walk away, I ordered “No, but I would like to,” I replied. “I wonder what “Looks like y’all having fun,” he said, entering.
another shot and a cold, longneck Budweiser like the one that’s all about.” Passion looked over her shoulder to check out the intruder.
Chill had for himself. “Man, you been around long enough to know the game. She smiled and licked her lips when she saw who it was.
“Where is the lil’ chick we lookin’ for? I asked. The bitch chose you, player,” Chill said excitedly. “You didn’t tell me you wanted a ménage à trois,”
“Remember, we’re here on business.” Chill and I were chopping it up and having a good time she giggled.
“I don’t know. I ain’t never met her. She could be stan- when the redbone enchantress approached me again. She “Hey, why not? Let the good times roll!” Chill said,
din’ right next to me and I wouldn’t know it. Charlene was straight to the point and about her business. smirking, rubbing his hands together.
is supposed to point her out after she finishes her act.” “I saw you checkin’ me out when I was onstage,” she “Chill, this ain’t the time for jokes,” I said, still reclining
I lit a cigarette and swallowed a second shot of bourbon, said. “If you like what you saw, I have a few special tricks on the couch, my Polo jeans bunched around my ankles.
the whiskey burning my throat. I took a few sips from my that the club owner doesn’t allow me to perform. Care for “Player, there ain’t no joke. This is the girl we came to
beer to cool the sensation. a private session?” see,” Chill said, stone-cold and serious.
While drinking and waiting for Chill’s girlfriend to come “Hell yeah,” I said. “Chill, I’ll be back in a few.” I was pissed, but it was time to get paid. I pried my
onstage, the Vivica Fox lookalike with the Serena Williams We didn’t go to one of the small tables like I thought still-erect manhood from Passion’s hand and yanked up my
badonkadonk came over and asked Chill, “When you gon’ we would. Instead, she guided me to the VIP section, and jeans. Cold-blooded, I thought. Cold but fair.
cash in on that free lap dance I promised you?” the bartender greeted my escort when we stepped through Twerrp! Twerrp! Twerrp! Three slugs shot out of the
“I’m cool right now. I’m saving that dance for a spe- the beaded doorway. silencer of Chill’s 9mm Glock that he held to the back of
cial day. I might let you twerk somethin’ on my birthday, “What’s up, Passion? Would you like something to Passion’s head. I felt bad, but that’s the way the game goes.
though,” Chill said, flashing his gold-toothed smile as he drink?” I’m grimy. I’m gutter. In life, choices are made.
slapped her big, round ass. “No, we straight right now. But if my baller works up M.O.B.: Money Over Bitches.

Mack Guine$$ is the author of the collection of short stories, Loose Lips.
Send your short fiction submissions to: SMOOTH Fiction, c/o SMOOTH, P. O. Box 809, New York, NY 10013-0803
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time models. What about you?
No, this is not my first time modeling, I’ve
done several runway shows, photo shoots,
and music videos for Dominican artists.

Do you think being in SMOOTH is going

to be good for your career?
It is an international magazine and I do
believe it will open doors and bring a lot of
other opportunities.

Do you think you would object if

someone offered you the chance to
pose nude?
Yes, I would very much. I don’t believe that
I am that bold. I wouldn’t be comfortable
to expose my figure for the world to see.

Do you have a favorite celebrity?

My favorite celebrities are Marc Anthony and
Ricardo Arjona because the words of their
music are very profound.

What’s your favorite city in DR?

My favorite city is Santiago because it’s
beautiful. The people there are very edu-
cated and really polite.
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Have you ever taken a trip outside of the What are your goals? What type of men do you like?
country? I have several but the most important one for me right I like older men, from 30 to 40, or even 45. I like a
No, I’ve never been out of the country. Not that I haven’t now is to help my family—my parents and my grand- mature man who knows how to treat and respect me,
had the opportunity, but the idea of being alone scares mother, who I love dearly. Secondly, to overcome any a man who’s elegant, a man who knows how to dress
me a little. fears that I have and also show the world who I really am. and carry himself.

What do you do for fun? Do you have a dream job? If you could be with any celebrity, who would
I sleep. I like to sleep a lot, but I also go out with my My dream job is to become an architect. I love modeling, it be?
friends to network and just have fun. but architecture is what I want to do. I don’t really have one, because I don’t find men that

karina
 every other woman want attractive. I
karina don’t like a man who’s always the center
of attention.

Which part of your body is the sexi-

est?
I would say my lips, because I’ve gotten
a lot of compliments on them.

What’s your favorite sexual posi-

tion?
I don’t have a preference. I like to invent
new things to keep my sex life interest-
ing. I enjoy a little bit of everything.
What is your ultimate sexual fan-
tasy?
My sexual fantasy is to do it on the beach
one day.

What gets you horny?

If I like someone, it’s easy for me to get
horny. It really has to do with how at-
tracted I am to that person.

How often do you have sex?

I have a lot of sex. I enjoy it very much.

Are you attracted to women?

No, not at all. I love men too much.

Do you have a special spot on your

body where you like to be touched?
It’s my little secret. If I tell you, it will be
no fun. I like my man to do his home-
work. He needs to dig in and find out
what turns me on all by himself.

What’s the freakiest thing you’ve

ever done?
The freakiest thing I have done is having
sex on a balcony.

Have you ever slept with someone

and immediately regretted it?
No, never, because I am very particular
about who I sleep with.

So you don’t believe in casual sex?

No, I don’t. I’m not the kind of person
who sleeps around with this and that
person. But if I like someone, I go for it.
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LOT OF SEX.
I ENJOY IT
VERY MUCH.”
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“THE FREAKIEST
THING I HAVE
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BALCONY.”

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Memphis’ #1 son has come a long way since he parlayed his early success as a hustler into a decade-plus of
longevity in the rap game. Now cosigned by one of the legends of urban music, Yo Gotti is about to enter a
new stage of his career. We talked with him shortly before his latest album, I Am, hit the streets.
By Adrian Jones-Jackson
When did you decide to make the transition from One of the things I always remember is the first time I met the highest numbers, not only in first-week sales but
the streets to the studio? Birdman. He flew me down to New Orleans and I got to in the whole album cycle. But on the flipside, I’ve never
I’ve always wanted to rap; it just took me a minute to take rap with him. Just having that chance to sit down and get put out an album and had crazy first-week numbers,
it serious. With me being in the streets hustling, trying to that game from homey was a turning point in my life and and I’m probably more successful than most artists out
provide for my family and shit like that, rap was just more career. here. [laughs] It all depends on what means more to you.
of a second thought. It wasn’t a priority until I figured out
how to make it provide for me and my family. I’ve always
had a love for music in general. I just had to figure out a “YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE THIS STUFF TOO
way to make it work.
SERIOUS. YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH ANOTHER
Was there a particular artist who influenced you?
I don’t think there was one specific person. I’ve always
RAPPER LIKE YOU WOULD IF YOU WERE
been into the hip-hop culture as a whole. I used to listen STILL IN THE STREETS.”
to different music from all over, but I would get to see a lot
of independent artists from my city up close and personal. You signed a new deal earlier this year with L.A. What are your expectations for the album?
Seeing people like Skinny Pimp riding down the street in a Reid and Epic. How did that come about? My expectations are to wake up and find everybody rocking
drop-top 5.0 just inspired me. After I bought myself out of my last contract, I became with it. Every city I go to, every club I perform at, they will
independent. Every label was reaching out to me, trying to know every word to every song.
What was your biggest challenge when you first get me to do something with them. At the time, I wasn’t
got into the rap game? feeling it. I was just going to chill because I didn’t really want What’s the concept behind the title?
My biggest challenge transitioning from the streets to the to mess with anybody on that level yet. But when I spoke I’ve always said, “I am” in my adlibs. One day, I just
music industry was understanding what I was dealing with. with L.A. Reid, we believed in the same things. sat down and thought about what the phrase “I am”
This industry is so fake that you have to learn to see that meant to me, and I came up with so many different
shit coming. In the streets, you have to handle a double- Going independent seems more lucrative these things. Like, “I am the hustler, I am the struggle, I
cross in a different way. When you get into it with one of days. Why did you decide to go with another am the streets, I am success, I am a father, I am a
these rappers, you have to understand he’s just a rapper major label? brother.” I wrote down everything that I came up
and he’s just trying to magnify his profile to make sales, get It was never about the money. It was more about having a with and I decided that was what I was going to
on a blog, or some shit like that. You can’t really take this machine behind me that understood my vision and what I’m call my album.
stuff too serious. You can’t deal with another rapper like you trying to build. After talking to L.A., I knew it was the right
would if you were still in the streets. It’s like two different choice because he believed in the type of music I was making. What was your mindset when you were recording
worlds. If a nigga doesn’t like you in the streets, he’s going this album?
to set you up or rob you. If a nigga doesn’t like your music, Do you feel any extra pressure for this album, My personal goal was that I wanted to show growth and
he might just not play your record or write a bad comment I Am, to be a success? still be able to take my core fan base with me on that ride.
about you online. [laughs] No, I don’t feel any pressure, because I’m still doing me. I’m still I did a lot of songs that came naturally and other songs
doing what I want to do, how I want to do it, and at the rate that challenged me.
Is it hard for you to deal with people in the I want to do it. I had one focus with the album, and that was
industry? just to make good music that the fans can appreciate. That’s How do you feel this album stands against the rest
I try to keep to myself. Everybody around me is from my hood. the only pressure I have. Outside of that, I’m good. of your body of work?
They’re the same people I grew up with and have been around Creatively, I think this is some of the best—if not the
me for the past 15 years. That’s where I come from. As far A lot people put emphasis on first-week sales num- best—work I have done so far. The whole process
as the industry goes, I rock with the people that I feel come bers. Are you concerned with that? went way more smoothly working with the whole Epic
from the same element as me, and that is just a select few. When it comes to wanting to sell records, I think every- team. We put our work in to make it the best we could
What was the turning point for your career? body wants to do that. Of course I would like to have make it.

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“BEING FROM THE STREETS IS A WAY OF LIFE. Game 2 Da Rap Game, in 2000. What was the most
memorable moment of the first 13 or 14 years
IT’S A CULTURE. IT’S A WAY OF THINKING AND of your career?
This year was the first time I performed at the BET Awards.
A WAY OF FUNCTIONING.” That meant a lot to me, because I’ve been watching the
show for the past 15 years.
As an artist, what would you say is the difference I didn’t have those problems doing I Am. I was able to put
between I Am and your last album, Live from the together a full piece of work, and it shows. If you’re looking to turn someone into a fan,
Kitchen? which one of your songs would you recommend
I would say that Live from the Kitchen didn’t come out how I You have a track with T.I. called “King Shit.” From they listen to?
would have liked it to. It didn’t have the right mix of songs your perspective, what makes a man a king? I recommend they listen to the whole I Am album. That
that embody a good album. It was put together more from To me, it’s just like being in the streets. Being from the shit is crazy!
the label’s point of view, you know what I’m sayin’? I kept streets is a way of life. It’s a culture. It’s a way of think-
going back and forth with the label because I didn’t want ing and a way of functioning. That doesn’t necessarily One last thing. It’s our SMOOTH Girl 100 Issue. We
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t’s said that what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. August Alsina is a living motivated and had newfound purpose in fully committing to his musical aspirations. “My
testament to that. At just 21 years old, the New Orleans native and recent R&B sensation brother told me, ‘Be a self-made nigga. Don’t let the situation make you.’ I live with that
has already weathered the worst of what life has to offer. From a family history plagued shit every day,” he says.
by drug addiction, to being homeless and witnessing death firsthand at an early age, this Fueled by his brother’s words, August took his career in his own hands, moving to
isn’t the typical rags-to-riches story of the average R&B artist—probably because August Atlanta and getting together with a management team. He released his DJ Scream–assisted
is far from the average R&B artist. breakout mixtape, The Product, and quickly gained notoriety through the buzzworthy
“Just me being who I am, period, is what makes me different than the next person,” single, “Sucka,” featuring his fellow N.O. representative Lloyd. That success led to him
August says. “My mama didn’t raise those other people and we didn’t experience the same inking a deal with Def Jam.
things growing up. I have something totally different to talk about.” As a teenager grow- Under the guidance of one of urban music’s most prominent labels, August has blos-
ing up in the poverty-stricken streets of Houston and New Orleans, August found himself somed into one of R&B’s most promising talents. Earlier this year, DJ Drama gave his seal
a victim of his circumstances as he gravitated toward criminal mischief. He soon began of approval, as the duo collaborated for August’s critically acclaimed The Product 2, an
selling dope and robbing people as a means of survival. installment of Drama’s renowned Gangster Grillz mixtape series, further distancing himself
If it was not for the tragic demise of his older brother just days prior to his 18th birth- from the lover boy persona R&B artists are known for and establishing his unconven-
day, August might have never bared his soul in music. He wouldn’t currently be basking tional sound of raw, street-savvy music. “Everybody thinks to be an R&B artist you have to
in the success of his hit single, “I Luv This Shit.” Instead, he might be singing a different dance around with some tight-ass pants on and have a Jheri curl dripping. That’s not me.”
tune. Maybe something along the lines of the jailhouse blues. That honest against-all-odds demeanor provides a rare sense of authenticity and indi-
Using music as therapy following his brother’s passing, August began posting videos viduality. With the streets in the rearview, perseverance and drive has steered him down
of himself doing covers of Lyfe Jennings and Musiq Soulchild songs on YouTube, leading a path of stardom. Those same hardships are now enriching the street tales he pours out on
to him becoming an Internet sensation. “I always knew I could halfway sing. I had been records, which can be found on his latest project, the fittingly titled Downtown: Life Under
putting videos up on YouTube since I was about 14. But once I saw the reaction and the Gun. “It sounds clichéd, but God did this to save my life,” he says. “That’s really what
feedback from people, that is when I really started taking it seriously.” He became highly it is. I don’t know how to do nothing else.”

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Anchorman isn’t just the movie that transformed Will Ferrell from the standout member of a fairly weak Saturday Night Live cast into a full-fledged movie star. It’s also one of the most beloved
comedies of the past decade. So its sequel is kind of a big deal. Ferrell returns as legendary San Diego newsman Ron Burgundy, a 1970s playboy now stranded in the 1980s. He’s moved to
New York to work at the first 24-hour cable news channel, and he’s brought his whole crew (Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner, Christina Applegate) with him. But they’re not the only
ones tagging along. Pretty much every actor in Hollywood is in here: Harrison Ford, Kristen Wiig, Jim Carrey, Liam Neeson, Kirsten Dunst, Nicole Kidman, Sacha Baron Cohen, Vince Vaughn,
Meagan Good, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, John C. Reilly, Luke Wilson… Even Kanye freakin’ West is in this thing. If you don’t go see it, we’re pretty sure the entire movie industry will collapse.

N GRUDGE MATCH
(Warner Bros.) December 25
Sometimes the universe presents you with a joke so obvious that no one can resist it. We’re no
exception, so here goes: Grudge Match is Rocky vs. Raging Bull. Sylvester Stallone and Robert De Niro,
stars of the two greatest boxing movies ever made, play Henry “Razor” Sharp and Billy “The Kid”
McDonnen, two old rivals who get back in the ring after 30 years to settle old scores. This feel-good
comedy from frequent Adam Sandler co-conspirator Peter Segal (Anger Management) co-stars Kevin
Hart, LL Cool J, Alan Arkin, and Kim Basinger.

N 47 RONIN
(Universal) December 25
Seemingly ageless surfer dude Keanu Reeves returns from a lengthy hiatus in a role
tailor-made for his vaguely exotic looks, onscreen martial arts experience, and aura
of Zen calm: a half-Asian samurai out to avenge the death of his master in feudal
Japan. The same story has been filmed seven times in Japan, although we’re betting
those versions were heavier on the Bushido code and lighter on the CGI demons.
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SURVIVOR
(Universal) January 10
Mark Wahlberg stars as Marcus
Luttrell, the sole surviving mem-
ber of SEAL Team 10, whose 2005
mission to capture or kill a notori-
ous Taliban leader went tragically
awry. If it weren’t a true story (told
by Luttrell himelf in the book the
movie is based on) we’d complain
that the film’s title constitutes a
spoiler warning. Peter Berg (Han-
cock) directs. Taylor Kitsch, Ben
Foster, and Emile Hirsch co-star.

N JACK RYAN:
SHADOW RECRUIT
(Paramount) January 17
CIA analyst Jack Ryan, star of a series of bestselling techno-
thrillers by recently deceased author Tom Clancy, is a role that’s
burned through nearly as many actors as James Bond in less than
half the time. But after taking up the much more iconic mantle of
Captain Kirk in the Star Trek reboot, Chris Pine should find filling
in for Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, and Ben Affleck a snap. This
prequel focuses on a young Ryan dealing with a terrorist plot
to crash the U.S. economy. Kevin Costner and Keira Knightley
co-star. Kenneth Branagh (Thor) directs and plays the head villain.

N RIDE ALONG
(Universal) January 17
After years of playing wacky best friends
and other comic relief sidekicks, standup
superstar Kevin Hart takes a stab at
leading man status with this comedy
about a pint-sized but feisty security
guard who goes on patrol with his girl-
friend’s badass cop brother (Ice Cube, a
long way from “F-ck Tha Police”) to win
both a spot on the force and his girl’s
hand in marriage. Directed by Tim Story,
who’s teaming with his Barbershop star
Cube for the third time, it’s the perfect
set-up for Hart’s improvised wisecracks
and Cube’s straight-man screwface.
Universal is so confident in the film’s box
office chances that a sequel is rumored
to already be in development.
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N Fast & Furious 6 (Universal)

Most franchises have long run out of gas by the time they get to their sixth installment, but the Fast & Furious saga is still picking
up speed. Vin Diesel and nearly the entire extended cast reunite for an adventure that takes them speeding across the highways
of Europe, wrecking an entire import car lot worth of automobiles along the way. The film is longtime F&F director Justin Lin’s
farewell to the series he brought back from the brink of extinction, and he goes out on a high note with the biggest action set-
pieces of his career, from metal-shredding showdowns between tanks, planes, and muscle cars to bone-crunching beatdowns
starring Vin, the Rock, and women’s MMA champion Gina Carano. Lin will be missed, but he left the door open for Part 7 with a
mid-credits scene introducing a surprise new villain played by one
of the premier tough guys of our day. Stuff like this makes
other action movies look like they’re stuck in neutral.

N The Lone Ranger N Elysium (Sony)

(Disney) The second film from director Neill Blomkamp didn’t
Disney’s big-budget reboot of the classic western make much noise in a summer with no shortage of
hero was met with some truly toxic buzz, but it’s dystopian futures. Like Blomkamp’s Oscar-nominated
a lot of fun if you’re in the right frame of mind. debut, District 9, it mixes social commentary (an al-
Johnny Depp’s Tonto is a quirky mix of comic re- legory about the disparity in healthcare between the
lief weirdo and genuine badass, his fading Indian Haves and the Have-Nots) with explosive CGI battles.
heritage even bringing an element of pathos to It’s more effective on the second front, with Matt
the film. Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Damon’s cybernetic 99-percenter splattering his en-
Verbinski’s excels at frantic but always intelligible emies with the biggest guns we’ve ever seen outside
action scenes. The climactic sequence where the of a third-person shooter video game. It’s not the
Lone Ranger gets into a gunfight on horseback masterpiece it could have been, but it’s a violently
inside a train is worth the cost of the purchase. entertaining sci-fi shoot-em-up all the same.

N Man of Steel: Collector’s Edition

(Warner Home Video)
Man of Steel arrived in theaters on a tidal wave of hype and left amidst a
storm of controversy. Fanboys bristled at the brooding tone, courtesy
of producer Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight), while pundits
clutched their pearls at the brutality of the fight scenes, courtesy
of director Zack Snyder (300). It’s a shame, because Man of
Steel is a truly epic motion picture. Snyder’s uncompro-
mising eye for spectacle takes us from a dying Krypton
straight off of the cover of an old pulp paperback to a
jaw-dropping final battle that leaves Metropolis in ruins. It also
doesn’t skimp on the emotions, painting a picture of a conflicted
Superman who’s both All-American boy Clark Kent and frighteningly
powerful alien being Kal-El. This box set is as massive as the film itself,
featuring the theatrical version of the film on Blu-ray, 3D Blu-ray, and DVD,
a limited edition metal “S” with acrylic stand, and hours of superpowered extras.
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GAME Halo: Spartan Assault (Microsoft)
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chise’s first top-down action shooter. Set between the events of
Halo 3 and Halo 4, Spartan Assault backtracks to the very first
missions of the Spartan Ops program and delves deeper into the
backs
backstory of the game’s alien combat-ridden universe. Playing
It’s as eit
either Commander Sarah Palmer or Spartan Davis, you’ll blast
that time of your wway through 25 unique missions that allow you to compete
again, w year
friends get tohen family and
again
against other players or test your skills in Weekly Challenges. With
of generosity gether in the spirit more than 40 in-game Achievements and Medals to be gained,
for that one and goodwill—excep this is one game that rewards repeat engagements.
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Gran Turismo 6 (Sony)

Q
 PS3
Driving simulators are all about realism, and the sixth
edition of the perennial Gran Turismo series is the most
visceral racing game yet. An efficient new game en-
gine increases both the pixel power and the physics
of automotive transport, not to mention boosting the
game’s ability to be expanded with downloadable con-
tent. There’s also an upsurge in connectivity with other
devices, such as smartphones and tablets. While you
might not be able to tweet or check Facebook while
driving your real car, GT6 boasts more social and com-
munity functions than ever before, keeping you plugged
in to the gaming community. With 1,200 cars (and more
downloadable rides to come), 33 locations, 71 different
layouts, and more, GT6 is so authentic, you can practically
feel the wind in your hair.

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Q
 XBOX ONE Q
 PS4
After years of delays, the once-and-future shot-caller of all basketball fran-
chises returns with its most immersive installment yet. The visuals are the
most sophisticated this series has ever delivered, while the audio elements
include real-life chatter from players, coaches, and broadcasters recorded
by ESPN make you feel like you’re really out on the court. The gameplay is
updated, as well, with more intuitive passing controls and defensive strate-
gies available at the push of a button. The most significant upgrade is the
dribbling, which is uniquely customized for each player. With multiple career
modes and updated stats supplied by Synergy Sports, it’s the best way to
fulfill your hoop dreams without getting off your couch.

Super Mario 3D World (Nintendo) Q  Wii U

He might be corny as hell, a remnant of video games’ history as a
childish hobby, but there’s still magic to be found every time a new
Super Mario title hits shelves. The gaming industry’s very own Mickey
Mouse returns in the first multiplayer 3D Mario game for the Wii U
console. For the first time since Super Mario 2 for the eight-bit NES,
you’ll be able to play as Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, or Toad—and
for the first time ever, you can play them all at the same time. Each
character has unique abilities and styles, so the fun of the game is
utilizing all of their qualities to their best advantage. Colorful 3D
environments provide that vintage sun-kissed surrealism that’s been
lighting up TV screens for over 30 years, while some new puzzle ele-
ments and power-ups prove that there’s still some life in this old classic.

Killer Instinct (Microsoft)

Q
 XBOX ONE
One of the most acclaimed fighting game franchises
in the genre’s history returns in this next-generation
revamp that values strategy and quick-thinking as much
as button-mashing mayhem. A modestly sized cast of
combatants (which can be expanded through download-
able content) match fists and wits. The game’s combat
system avoids 100-hit combos that turn players into
spectators by introducing combo-breakers that require
true skill and lightning-fast reactions to pull off. A new
“Instinct Mode” grants each character unique abilities,
allowing players to think outside of the box to pull off
some truly devastating maneuvers.
 RECESS GAMES

LEGO Marvel Super Heroes (Warner Bros.)

Q
 XBOX 360 Q
 PS3 Q
 PS4 Q
 Wii Q 
 PC
This tongue-in-cheek mashup of LEGO’s plastic aesthetic and Marvel’s superpowered comic book icons is what hap-
pens when two corporate giants get together and play with each other’s toys. LEGO Marvel Super Heroes is an original
storyline in which Nick Fury assembles Iron Man, the Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, Wolverine, and other iconic heroes to
save the world from classic villains like Loki and Galactus. Other fan favorites like Captain America, Black Widow, the
Punisher, and perennial Internet meme Deadpool also make appearances as blockheaded versions of themselves in a
fun, colorful game that combines LEGO’s sense of humor with Marvel’s sense of adventure.

WWE 2K14 + 3PORTS

Q
 XBOX 360 Q
 PS3
The legends of the squared circle face off in a battle royale that
revamps most of the controls and features of previous installments
for a new and improved gameplay experience. New moves and
combos have been added, but the big advancement is the mas-
sive assortment of customizable modes, like “Create a Superstar”
mode, which lets you build up to 100 of your own wrestlers, “30
Years of Wrestlemania” mode, which recreates three decades of
WWE history, and “WWE Universe,” a sandbox mode that lets
you be the Vince McMahon of your own sport entertainment
empire. If you’re a wrestling fan, you’d have to be a total jabroni
not to cop this one.

Fonza Motorsport 5 (Microsoft)

XBOX ONE
Q
The Xbox One’s graphics processor gets put to the test with this
hardcore racing simulator that pushes all of the new system’s
technological advancements to the redline. The game ships with
14 circuits (including Spa, Bathurst, and Circuit de la Sarthe) and
approximately 200 cars from 50 different manufacturers. That’s
far fewer than FM4, but downloadable Car-Packs will be avail-
able each month for the next year, including, for the first time
ever, open-wheel cars like the Dallara DW12 IndyCar and various
Formula One cars. Gorgeous textures, lighting effects, and realistic
physics highlight this speed demon’s wet dream.

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COMING
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A SNEAK PEAK AT WHAT
Earth Defense Force 2025 (D3) 2014 HAS TO OFFER.
Q
 PS3 Q
 XBOX 360
Giant insects awaken from hibernation, and only a whole bunch of dudes with
massive weaponry at their disposal can stop them. This action bonanza boasts
more missions than any four-player game ever released on home consoles.
In stores February 18, 2014.

Assassin’s Creed:
Liberation HD (Ubisoft)
QXBOX 360 QPS3 Q
PC
Set in 1765, this updated series
entry follows a French/African hit-
woman as she attempts to save
Louisiana from a Spanish plot
involving the Knights Templar.
Infamous: Second Son (Sony) Voodoo rituals, Mayan ruins, and
QPS4 N’awlins flavor all add to the atmos-
The third entry in the Infamous series introduces Deslin Rowe, a 24-year-old phere. In stores January 15, 2014.
graffiti artist who acquires the ability to control, manipulate, and even transform
into smoke. In stores February 2014.

Titanfall (EA)
QXBOX 360 Q
XBOX ONE Q
PC
In the near future, a distant fron-
tier planet is torn apart by a war
between the Interstellar Manufac-
turing Corporation and the Militia,
all of whom seem to prefer big-ass
robots as their preferred form of
transportation. In stores March
Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z (Tecmo KOEI) 11, 2014.
Q
 XBOX 360 Q
 PS3 QPC
It’s zombies vs. ninjas in this new installment of the vintage franchise. You’ll
play the titular cyborg warrior in an actionfest that mixes a comic book look
with lots of slicing and dicing. In stores March 4, 2014.

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 RECESS BOOKS By Justin Remus

N Faster Than Lightning: N Afrofuturism: N Hatching Twitter:

My Autobiography The World of Black Sci-Fi A True Story of Money,
By Usain Bolt (HarperSport) and Fantasy Culture Power, Friendship, and
Usain Bolt is the Fastest Man on the Planet, the first ath- By Ytasha L. Womack (Lawrence Hill Books) Betrayal
lete to hold the world record for both the 100- and 200- Black science fiction hasn’t set the world on fire, By Nick Bilton (Portfolio Hardcover)
meter dash. Fittingly, Faster Than Lightning, his autobiogra- although authors like Octavia Butler, Samuel Delany, and How much can you really say in 140 characters? Apparently a
phy, is an easy read that goes by in a flash. Lighthearted N.K. Jemsisin have made significant contributions to the lot, as evidenced by Twitter’s ability to smear reputations,
and humorous, it details the humble origins of Bolt’s genre. Afrofuturism (a term coined in 1992 and a move- foment political upheaval, and coordinate disaster relief.
Jamaican upbringing and his eventual international star- ment rooted in academia, although its origins can be Hatching Twitter, an intriguing behind-the-scenes account of
dom. Along the way, we learn his thoughts on the 2008 traced back to African folklore) goes beyond Black sci- the founding of the social media behemoth, practically begs
Olympic Games in Beijing and the 2012 London Olympics, fi’s more obscure literary past and, with precision and for a Hollywood movie like The Social Network as it delves into
which combined to make him a household name. The authority, re-conceptualizes it as an artistic and intellec- the internal backbiting and power plays between Twitter’s four
book’s insights into track and field are sometimes more tual philosophy that expands across all media—even founders. This quartet of main characters are, unsurprisingly, a
geared to those with an intimate knowledge of the sport, pop music, as evidenced by the cosmic slop of George dysfunctional and flawed lot bolstered by good intentions and
but Bolt’s revelations about his mental preparation and Clinton and the robo-funk of will.i.am. Provocative and backed by millions in venture capital. Despite all the drama,
running style (and his weakness for junk food) are relat- highly detailed, accessible to both geeks and laymen, they created a company whose site is used by 230 million peo-
able to everyone. Entertaining and highly personable, Afrofuturism deftly culls together a variety of historical, ple worldwide and generates massive revenue streams, in spite
Faster Than Lightning is the inside story of how Usain Bolt scientific, and cultural sources, including art, politics, as- of its history of crashing. Mirroring Twitter’s abbreviated form
has become one of the world’s most celebrated sportsmen. trology, and astronomy and unifies them into a com- of communication, the book is absorbing but told at a brisk
You’ll turn the pages as fast as Bolt beats his feet on prehensible whole, providing a fascinating glimpse into clip. It’s not too esoteric for the general public but contains
the track. what Sun Ra called “the Alter Destiny.” enough substance to engage tech insiders too.

N March: Book One

By John Lewis, Andrew Aydin & Nate Powell (Top Shelf Productions)
Fourteen-term U.S. Congressman John Lewis is no joke. Raised on a sharecropper’s farm in rural Alabama, the former
seminary student and SNCC chairman has become one of the country’s most-respected Black politicians. In between, he
did a lot of living. He attended school in segregated classrooms, was the youngest speaker at the March on Washington,
played a major role in the 1964 Mississippi Freedom Summer, and was beaten by state troopers during Civil Rights protests.
He was also arrested more than 40 times. March: Book One is a graphic memoir, and first of a trilogy, detailing the
beginning phase of Lewis’ trajectory: growing up in the Jim Crow South, experiencing a life-changing encounter with
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Martin Luther King, Jr., engaging in nonviolent lunch counter sit-ins, and more. While Lewis is the inspiration, the book’s
facilitators are Andrew Aydin, Lewis’ congressional media aide, and Nate Powell a New York Times cartoonist. His illustra-
tions are exquisitely rendered, in particular the shading of skin tones of the participants, making each character and their
emotions stand out. The graphic format intensifies the drama and humiliation so intertwined with this story. March: Book
One‘s combination of powerful graphic images and a lean narrative complement each other, breathing new life into a
disturbing chapter in American history.
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Let’s start off with an introduction.
Hi, I am Catrisa Turner, and I’m a full-time
model and actress. I was born and raised in
a small town outside Birmingham, Alabama,
and I currently live in Atlanta.

What are your measurements?

I’m 32-24-38. I’m not that big but I have
curves.

What took you to Atlanta?

My acting career. There’s a lot of filming going
on here in Atlanta. I am currently working on
two films: a scary movie called No Reason
directed by Carla Saunders and another film
that I can’t disclose the information on yet.

How did you end up in SMOOTH?

This is my first urban magazine in a very long
time. I think the last mag I did was probably
about four years ago. I ran into a couple of
magazines that weren’t very tasteful, so it
kind of turned me off from the urban market.
I was a little hesitant to shoot for an urban
magazine, but when Ms. Sandy calls, you
have to come out of retirement. Knowing
the magazine was owned by this wonderful,
strong woman inspired me to jump back in
one more time. I was more than flattered
to know she wanted me to shoot for her
magazine.

Tell us about your acting career. What

other work have you done?
Recently, I did an independent film called
Stakes that’s currently being shopped
around. I play a track star named Summer
Speed. We’ve done a couple of film festivals
across the country for the project. We won
an award at the Black Film Festival in San
Francisco and another one at the Sidewalk
Film Festival in Alabama. The response has
been awesome! I’ve had speaking roles on
The Game as well. I’m actually shooting with
them again.

Has the transition from modeling to acting

been easy?
It hasn’t been as easy as modeling came to
me. Modeling came more naturally for me.
With acting, I had to put a lot more into it.
I really had to study, go to class, and learn
my craft. You can’t just be pretty.

What is the biggest struggle you’ve faced

as an actress?
The first movie I did was last year, and I was
bullied by my other cast members. I went
through hell behind the scenes. Being a
C atrisa
model trying to transition into acting, I
had to prove myself. There were other ac-
tresses who doubted me. They would treat
me differently than the rest of the cast.
Some of them even went to the director,
questioning him about hiring me for the
part. It was hard, but I worked through it
all and made it happen.

Is there a dream role you would like to

play?
I’d really love to play an action role, some-
thing like Tomb Raider. I’d love to be the
Black Angelina Jolie, just kicking ass and
blowing up shit throughout the whole
movie. I think that would be awesome.

An actress’ life is a busy one. What do you

enjoy doing in your free time?
Well, I don’t have much free time. Of
course, I love food and traveling. I enjoy the
outdoors as well. Some of my model friends
and I love to go hiking and exercising in
the park. I love the peace and serenity.

You probably don’t have much time to

date. When it comes to guys, do you
have a type?
Physically, I like a big man. I like to feel
small. I don’t like when I’m taller than the
guy. I’m 5’ 8” and 130 pounds, so I would
say they have to be at least six feet and
200 pounds.

When it comes to men, what is it that

catches your eye?
I pay attention to weird things. I love a
man with manners. That’s probably due
to the way I was brought up. My dad
was the perfect gentleman at all times.
I like a quiet, stern, manly man. I like a
guy who can command a room without
opening his mouth. That’s what gets my
attention: someone who’s down to earth,
humble, and goal oriented. I’m not into the
attention-seeking “life of the party” type.

What’s your ideal date?

It would just be me and that person having
the best conversation, in the most beautiful
place, over a beautiful meal. I’m really into
deep conversations. More than anything,
the most important thing is that you have
to wow my brain. We don’t have to have an
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“YOU JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO STIMULATE MY

MIND. THAT’S HOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET ME.”
expensive meal at a crazy restaurant. You just
need to be able to stimulate my mind. That’s
how you’re going to get me.

What do you consider the foundation to a

healthy relationship?
I know some people would say honesty, but
I think that’s bullshit. There are some things
that you can’t say to your significant other. All
honesty isn’t good honesty. You can really hurt
someone by being totally honest.

So if it’s not honesty, what is the key?

Chemistry, both physically and mentally, is
important. I have to be with somebody I want
to attack at any moment. When I think of chem-
istry, I think of that sexual tension and attrac-
tion you have with somebody. It’s that factor
where there’s something about somebody that
just drives you crazy. It’s the kind of chemistry
where he can say anything, and I’m like, “Okay,
I’ll get naked right now.”

Besides chemistry, what is it that turns you

on?
For me, I believe you can tell a lot about a
person by their kiss. If a guy kisses well that’s
a huge turn-on.

We take it you’re more on the sensual side

of things. When it comes to sex, are you ever
aggressive?
Yes, I’m aggressive. It’s surprising, because guys
are like, “I never would have thought that you
get like that. You seem so sweet and whole-
some!” But yeah, there’s no pillow princess over
here. [laughs]

Are there any signs you give to let your man

know you’re in the mood?
I’ll start taking his clothes off. I’m like, “You
don’t need this shirt, these pants, or this un-
derwear. Let me help you out of them.” [laughs]

What about friends with benefits? Do you

believe in those?
No, that may work for some people but it
doesn’t work for me. I can’t have meaningless
sex. There has to be something more. I have
to know you.

We take it you’ve never indulged in a one-

night stand?
No. I tried once, but it turned into a relationship.
I’ve always been a relationship type of girl. The
one time I tried not being in a relationship, it
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ANYTHING,
AND I’M
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I’LL GET
NAKED RIGHT
NOW.’”
atrisa didn’t work out. I guess it’s quality over
quantity, right?

Do you have any bedroom fantasies you

would like to fulfill?
I don’t think so. I really live my life to the
fullest. Anything I want to do, I pretty
much do it. That goes for the bedroom
as well.

What does the future hold for Catrisa?

I want to continue to do movies. I have
fallen in love with acting and I don’t see
myself quitting anytime soon.

Before we sign off, do you have any

words of advice for models looking to
make the same transition you did?
Be hungry, but don’t be so hungry that
you lose yourself in this industry. Always
stay true to yourself and always do what
makes you happy. Because
at the end of the day,
you’re the one who has
to live with any decision
you make. Your dreams are
your dreams for a reason,
so never stop pursuing
them.

How can your fans keep

in touch with you?
They can follow me on Twitter @Catrisa.
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THE PROBLEM SOLVER
Retired drug kingpin “Freeway” Rick Ross has overcome more hurdles than an Olympic athlete. Now living on
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Foundation, which teaches at-risk youth how to become productive members of society. Ross talked with
SMOOTH about some of the problems he faced on his road to redemption and how he solved them.

PROBLEM #1: RACISM started me stealing cars. I also started hanging out with PROBLEM #5: APPEAL
“The first obstacle was racism, especially when my family a pimp named TQ, who I wanted to be like at one time. It “My next obstacle was figuring out what was I going to do
lived in Texas. There was this one time in particular that went from those guys to Mike, who eventually introduced after I got my life sentence. I had to come to grips with the
a tree fell and hit me in the head, and my mother took me to drugs. While I was dealing drugs, I had a load of fact that the court of appeals might not follow their own
me to the doctor. When we walked in, they had a white obstacles, like getting a connection and figuring out how laws. Because the law is really how a person interprets it.
area and a Black area. In the white area, they had TVs to make money. But the one that became one of the most It’s not something that’s automatic.”
everywhere and it was clean. In the Black area, they had important obstacles was learning how to stay out of jail.” SOLUTION
cigarette butts everywhere and it was all trashy. People SOLUTION “My solution was to make it so it was impossible for them to
looked like they had been sitting on the floor. That was “How I overcame that was I went out and hired a private overrule the flaw in the law I found. And how I did that was
just one example, but it really upset me to see how Blacks investigator to investigate the cops who were investigat- to make my case as public as I could. I spoke out whenever
always had to submit to whites, to see Blacks having to say ing me. I also hired a great lawyer. What I figured out was anyone wanted to talk to me. I started calling reporters and
‘No, sir’ and ‘Yes, sir.’ My uncles, even though they were when my guys would get busted, it was my job to keep anyone that would listen. I wanted to explain to them what
older than some whites, would still have to say ‘Yes, sir’ them out of jail so they wouldn’t tell on me. So it was very was going on with my case. It put the pressure on them to
and ‘Yes, ma’am’ to them. My uncles were preachers, and important to me to make sure they weren’t in any trouble, rule more fairly against me. And it worked.”
even though they had put God as number one, they still because if they weren’t in any trouble then they couldn’t
submitted to this other man who, in my opinion, was
no different than them.” “I HAD TO WRAP MY MIND AROUND THE FACT THAT
SOLUTION
“I didn’t really come up with a solution to that I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN EVERY-
problem, but what I did is begin to rebel against that
whole way of thinking. When I was young, I even ONE ELSE, THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO WORK
wanted to be a Black Panther. That’s how much I
wanted to rebel.” HARDER, JUST TO PROVE THAT I COULD DO IT.”
PROBLEM #2: CRIP HOPES tell. I worked really hard to make sure they didn’t go to jail, PROBLEM #6: POST-PRISON
“We moved to L.A. during my teens. We were living in fighting their cases as if they were mine. If one of my guys “Since I’ve been out of prison, the obstacle I’m dealing
South Central about the time that the Crips were begin- got arrested, I wouldn’t sleep that night. I wanted them to with now is that I’m an ex-drug dealer who’s never worked
ning to take shape. I was in sixth grade the first time that know that I was trying my best to get them out. That’s why a job and I don’t have a GED or high school diploma. Add to
I ever saw a Crip. It was around then that I first saw Tookie it took a long time before somebody would tell on me.” that that I am also someone who was used to dealing with
and Raymond Washington. It made me want to become wealth. Plus, I knew when I got out that the economy was
a Crip.” PROBLEM #4: PRISON bad, so it was going to be harder to earn a living.”
SOLUTION “The next hurdle was when I went to prison. I initially SOLUTION
“I was introduced to tennis a short time after I was consid- had a life sentence, which is tough to wrap your head “I had to wrap my mind around the fact that I was going
ering joining a gang. The solution was to recognize how around. It would have been easy to just give up on the to have to be better than everyone else, that I was going
much more sense that tennis made, that it might give rest of my life.” to have to work harder, that I was going to have to do
me more freedom and allow me to leave South Central. SOLUTION things and not get paid for them, just to prove that I
I didn’t want to become a victim of South Central.” Once you figure out you’re going to be there for a while, it could do it. I’ve been out almost four years and I’m still
kind of settles you. Body and mind can adjust to almost any proving to people what I can do without caring about
PROBLEM #3: STAYING FREE situation. The first thing I did was to keep hope. The second the money. What I’m doing is setting a tone. And once
“My next obstacle was my lack of ability to function in thing I did was start looking for ways that I could make I set the tone, then I’ll start asking for my money. If you
school. I had that problem because while I was in it, myself more valuable. One of the things that I realized in ain’t got a high school diploma but you feel like you’re
nobody was able to make me believe in the importance prison is that you’re not worth anything to anybody. So worth $5,000 an hour, who’s going to pay you that? But
of school. I didn’t have any role models. What I did was my solution was to get my value back up. I learned how if you prove to the world that you’re worth that kind
I just started forming role models on my own, not really to read while I was in prison. Then I found the legal issue of money, then they’ll have no choice but to give it to
understanding who these people were and where they that eventually got me out of prison. I started trying to you. So that’s what I’m doing right now. I’m setting the
were leading me. It went from Tookie to Dirty Benny and help people while I was there as much as I could, talking to tone, so people know that it’s worth it for them to pay
Jumping Jake and Bear from Main Street. Those guys them, giving them things to read.” me what I’m asking.”

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Located in the Isabel de Torres mountains on the south side of Puerto Plata, Teleferico is
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CAR To buy or to lease? For modern motorists, that is

TROUBLE
THE QUESTION "UYING MAY BE CHEAPER IN THE LONG
RUN BUT FOR MANY PEOPLE THATS NOT AN OPTION
"EFORE YOU LEASE YOUR NEXT CAR FOLLOW THESE TIPS

Benefits of Leasing Types of Leases DO read the fine print: You might see some lease ads
One of the coolest benefits of leasing is that you’re Close end leases: Also referred to as “walk-away” leases, that seem too good to be true. When you read the fine
often able to get into a higher-priced car than you this is the most common type of lease. It allows you to print, you’ll notice the lease comes with a lot of catches
would if you were buying, because the monthly pay- return your vehicle at the end of the lease and not be that can make it not as great of a deal as you first thought.
ments are cheaper than the cost of financing on a new responsible for anything other than excessive wear and
car. Bear in mind that on a leased vehicle you’re only tear and mileage charges. DO lease a car with a high resale value: Vehicle de-
paying for the future depreciation value and not the preciation makes up most of your payments, so only lease
actual cost of the car. For example, if you wanted to Single-payment leases: In these kinds of leases, you’ll cars that retain their value.
purchase a $25,000 car on credit, you’d have to borrow make a single lump-sum payment right off the bat, rather
$25,000 from the bank to pay for it. But if you opted than periodic payments over the term of the lease. You can DO lease early in the model year: One way to limit de-
to lease the same vehicle for two years and the car’s save money by paying in advance and avoiding interest preciation is to lease soon after the new model is released,
residual value was $17,000, your payments would be charges, but dealers may try to deprive unwitting custom- which is usually between August and October. The longer
based on $8,000 plus taxes and fees, which is usu- ers of this benefit by charging interest on the entire lease you wait, the more depreciation has built up and the lower
ally required to be paid up front. Therefore, if a low period in the initial payment. The only way to ensure that your residual value will be when you turn the vehicle in.
monthly payment is best for your budget or you only you are not being overcharged is to calculate the single-
have a small down payment saved up, consider leasing. payment charge yourself. DO get GAP Insurance: This kind of insurance protects
Some leases don’t require any down payment, while you in the event that your leased car is stolen or totaled.
others have a substantial one in exchange for lower Subsidized-by-the-manufacturer leases: Also called
monthly payments. If you want to put as little down “subvented leases,” these might be the best deals out DON’T terminate your lease early: Every leasing com-
as possible, remember that your monthly payments there. Here, in an effort to move more vehicles off the lot, pany charges an early termination penalty that can cost
will be higher. Many times, the car is covered under manufacturers either offer extremely low interest rates or you thousands. Make sure when you commit to the length
warranty for repairs for the duration of the lease, but set a higher residual value on a car than is forecast, thus of the lease that you’re able to follow through.
you will still need to maintain the car, which includes shrinking the depreciation payments. The manufacturer’s
oil changes, tire rotations, and recommended main- loss (the artificially high residual) is your gain. DON’T pay a security deposit: Try to get the leasing
tenance from the manufacturer. Failure to properly company to waive the security deposit, because it can be
maintain the car during the lease can result in fees Do’s & Don’ts difficult to get that money back at the end of the lease.
when you turn the car in. Many drivers simply give their DO negotiate the purchase price: Special lease deals
cars back and lease another one when their lease ends, typically offer the lowest payments, but you should still DON’T accessorize a leased car: As much as you may
but if you like the car so much that you want to keep negotiate further. Dealers have no control over the residual want a premium sound system, you’re essentially buying
it, you can generally buy it at a reduced cost at the end value, but they can negotiate the suggested selling price this stuff for the next person who owns the vehicle.
of the lease, which should be stated in your contract. that goes along with the lease deal.

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SEASONAL
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There’s one present that Santa brings most
of us every year that we could all live with-
out: all those extra pounds from pigging
out on holiday food. But it doesn’t have
to be that way. Follow these 10 tips and
you can manage (or even eliminate) your
seasonal weight gain.

1 Everything in moderation. Moderation is the key to keeping yourself in

balance. You can still have pie, but just have one small slice instead of three
big pieces. The last thing you want to do is make yourself feel deprived. Studies
show that the more deprived a person feels, the more preoccupied they become with food.
If you allow yourself a taste, you will be less likely to eat the whole pie when no one is
6 Give yourself a break. No matter how popular you are, you probably don’t
have Christmas parties to go to every day during the holidays. After the carb,
fat, and sugar overload of a particularly busy weekend, your body might be in
need of a rest. Try a few days of vegetables, fruits, and maybe a few whole grains to help
clean out your system before the next holiday feast.

7
looking.

2
Have a healthy snack before dinner. Remember when your mom said that
Get some help. It’s hard to lose weight on your own, but it’s nearly impossible having a snack before dinner would ruin your appetite? Well, she was right.
when everyone you know is plying you with sweets. Ask friends and family You can use this information to stop yourself from having too much of your
to support you in your quest to eat healthily over the holidays by not offering aunt’s homemade mac and cheese. The right kind of snack, such as a handful of nuts or
you tempting food at holiday parties. dried fruit, can also regulate blood sugar and keep hunger pangs at bay.

3 Avoid white carbs as much as possible. White carbohydrates come from

refined white flour, which can be found in foods like bread, pasta, and basi-
cally anything that has been processed in any way. Uusually, these foods have
more calories than nutritional content. Sadly, this makes up most of the food that gets laid
out for a Christmas spread. You can have a taste here and there, but try to make healthier
8 Eat regular meals. During the holidays, it is often tempting to skip meals to
make room for party food. However, if you eat regular meals, you allow your
body to maintain a consistent blood sugar level. It is important to plan your
meals and snacks throughout the day. Starving yourself all day and then eating a massive
dinner is not an effective plan for weight maintenance. It has also been shown that people
choices when you’re filling your plate. who eat breakfast have more stamina throughout the day than people who don’t.

4 Hydrate yourself. Thirst is often mistaken for hunger, so drink some water
before reaching for a snack. A large glass of water a few minutes before a
meal will also help you not overeat because your stomach will already be full. 9 Get a good night’s sleep. It’s easy to stay up all night during the holiday
season, but studies have proven a link between sleep deprivation and weight
gain. People who don’t get enough sleep often have a challenge controlling

5
their hunger. We know it can be difficult to get to bed when there’s a party going on, but
Rehydrate. After indulging in a holiday feast, our systems may have un- try to get between seven and eight hours of sleep per night. You’ll feel less like devouring
wanted leftovers in them, including unhealthily high salt levels from fatty a whole cake the next day.

10
foods. Flushing out the body with plenty of water will help counterbalance the
remnants of salt left in our system. (And don’t forget that high levels of salt can cause water Don’t beat yourself up. If you fell off the wagon and ate an
retention, making you look and feel bloated.) If you’ve been out partying, you may have had entire plate of fried chicken at a family gathering, just dust yourself
more alcohol than usual, so drinking extra water will give your liver some help in flushing off and get back to working on your goals. One little setback is no
out the toxins that have built up. reason to abandon your entire weight management strategy.

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