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DAVE GROHL 11 
sundried tomato, goat cheese, 
roasted red pepper, arugula
HENRY ROLLINS 11 
poutine burger, topped with french 
fries, gravy, & cheese curd
JOAN JETT 11 
whiskey remoulade, whiskey queso
CHUCK BROWN 12 
roasted poblano, chipotle aioli, 
avocado, pepperjack
IAN MACKAYE 11 
bahn-mi burger, with chicken liver 
mousse, pickled daikon & carrot, 
cilantro aioli, add egg for $1
TIA CARRERE 12 
ham, grilled pineapple, swiss cheese
DONALD BYRD 12 
balsamic onions, brie, honey 
mustard
BIG TONY 15 
double bacon cheeseburger, special 
sauce
KENNY G 9 
       just a burger
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STEAK & EGGS 15 
king of breakfast foods, served with toast 
& chipotle cofee butter
PANCAKES 11 
traditional fapjacks with blueberry syrup,
whipped cream, & your choice of bacon,
sausage, or turkey sausage
DEEP FRIED FRENCH TOAST 11 
served with a side of fruit, whipped 
cream, & your choice of breakfast meat
CORNED BEEF HASH 12 
corned beef & potatoes, served with two 
eggs & toast
MEAT OMELET 11 
ham, bacon, cheese, served with home
fries
VEGGIE OMELET 10 
spinach, cheese, mushrooms, also served 
with home fries
BISCUIT SANDWICH 10 
egg, sausage patty, & your choice of
cheese on a biscuit, served with home
fries
SATELLITE PLATTER 12 
two pancakes, two eggs, your choice of
breakfast meat, & home fries
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VINCENT VEGA 
vanilla with Bulleit Bourbon
LUCY RICARDO 
chocolate with Johnny Walker Black 
Whisky
SAMMY & KIM 
black and white with Smirnof 
Vodka
NORM PETERSON 
malted with Murphys Irish Stout
LINUS VAN PELT 
peanut butter with George Dickel 
No 12 Tennessee whiskey
ARCHIE LEACH 
strawberry with Tanqueray London 
Dry Gin
A.C. SLATER 
avocado with Jose Cuervo 
Tradicional Reposado Tequila
LATKA GRAVAS 
hazelnut espresso with Hennessy VS
FRANK COSTELLO 
chocolate mint with Bushmills Irish 
Whiskey
SPECIAL SHAKE 
ask your server
Sweet Potato Fries
Tater Tots
Fries
Chili
Sauteed Green Beans
Seasonal Vegetables
Side Salad
Cole Slaw
Mashed Potatoes
Macaroni Salad
Home Fries
Biscuits
Five Bufalo Wings (add 3)
Mac & Cheese (add 3)
Onion Rings (add 1)
Toast
For 50 cents, add Red Eye Gravy, Whiskey Cheese, or Guacamole to anything on the menu.
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FRIED BUFFALO CHICKEN 11 
our juicy fried chicken breast smothered 
in bufalo sauce and topped with blue
cheese & celery
CROQUE MONSIEUR 10 
add an egg to make it a Croque Madame
for a buck
REUBEN 10 
sliced corned beef stacked high, kraut,
melted swiss & Russian dressing on rye
PATTY MELT 11 
juicy beef patty & melted swiss on rye
TUNA MELT 11 
chunk tuna & cheddar on white
GRILLED CHICKEN CLUB 11 
grilled chicken, tomato, bacon, avocado,
& lettuce on toasted bread
GRILLED PEANUT BUTTER 7 
add jelly or banana for 50 cents or add 
bacon or marshmallow fuf for a buck
GRILLED CHEESE 8 
add tomato for 50 cents or bacon for a 
buck
QUESADILLA 9 
not strictly a sandwich, but close- served 
with guacamole, sour cream, & pico, add 
chicken for a buck
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Fried Chicken 13 
succulent boneless thighs cured in 
buttermilk and fried in our secret 
spice blend 
Chipotle Glazed 
Meatloaf 13 
just like mom used to make
(if mom made killer meatloaf )
Fried Catfsh 12 
two catfsh fllets dredged in our 
secret spice blend and fried to crispy 
perfection
Grilled Bone-In Pork 
Chop 15 
served with apple mustard compote
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TATER TOT POUTINE 6
WHISKEY CHEESE TOTS 6
CHILI CHEESE TOTS 6
BUFFALO TOTS 6
OLD BAY TOTS 6
BACON SYRUP TOTS 6
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EGGS BENEDICT 12 
poached eggs, toasted English 
mufn & Canadian bacon,
smothered in hollandaise
EGGS FLORENTINE 10 
poached eggs on English mufn 
with spinach, smothered in 
hollandaise
CONTINENTAL PLATTER 8 
sliced fruit, cofee cake, & yogurt
YOGURT & GRANOLA 
PARFAIT 8
BOOZY BREAKFAST 
SHAKES 10  
vanilla shakes, non-boozy 5 
BAMM BAMM 
(Fruity Pebbles, Bacardi Rum)
CINNAMON TOAST PUNCH 
(Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Old Overholt)
FRANKIE MANNING 
(Apple Jacks, vanilla vodka) 
BUZZY BEE 
(Honey Nut Cheerios, honey whiskey)
COUNT CREAMY 
(Count Chocula, Baileys)
DRUNKEN LEPRECHAUN 
(Lucky Charms, Paddys Irish Whiskey)
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Banana Split 7 
banana on vanilla,
strawberry, and 
chocolate ice cream,
drizzled in chocolate
sauce, topped with 
whipped cream and a 
cherry
Sundae 5 
two scoops ice cream,
whipped cream, nuts,
chocolate sauce, & a 
cherry on top
Funnel Cake 4 
topped with powdered 
sugar, add chocolate
sauce or fruit with 
whipped cream for 1
or a scoop of ice cream 
for 2
Fresh Pie 
made in house - ask 
your server or bartender 
for our current selection
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COBB SALAD 11 
crispy lettuce with 
shredded chicken, bacon,
tomato, avocado, and 
house vinaigrette or 
ranch
CAESAR 7 
romaine with caesar 
dressing and croutons 
WEDGE 7 
iceberg lettuce wedge
with blue cheese
dressing, bacon, & cherry 
tomatoes
DINER SALAD 6 
mixed greens with house
vinaigrette