SCRIPT
Angela, Yvette, Lena
Macbeth Movie
PART ONE
W1: Where u @ tho?
W2: Killing pigs yo
W1: Met some ho that gave me attitude and I was like, let’s curse her so now her
husband is gonna go crazy and BOOM revenge.
W2: I’ll give you wind to get to the ho’s man.
W1: Bless up.
W3: I gotchu 2
W1: I already got the skillzz to get this dude. Gon’ make him lose sleep for
straight up 81 weeks YOOOOOOOO. FOOLS BE CRYIN’ Homies, check this out
W2: lemme see
W3: wut
W1: I got some random bro’s thumb.
W3: Homes, here comes Macbeth
*awkward as shit dancing*
All: 3 plus 3 plus 3 is 9. Poof magic.
**[enter Macbeth and Banquo]**
Mb: Today was fab but also bad smh
Bq: How much further, I’m tired af. *sees witches* whoa tf are you? U dude or a
chick? Y’all look like chicks but your facial hair is trippy af
Mb: Say something, hos
W1: You da thane of Glamis
W2: You also da thane of Cawdor
W3: You gon’ be king bless
Bq: DUUUUUUDE that’s bomb.com Can’t tell if I’m tripping rn or not though. These
dude-chicks are weird but like tell me my future anyway.
W1: You less than Macbeth but greater
Bq: Uhhhhhh do you understand maths ?
W2: You r not as happy as Macbeth but also happier
Bq: Okay I’m definitely tripping
W3: Your babies will be royalty but you won’t lol sux
Bq: Well… NOT BAD YEET
Aw: GOTTA BLAST *slowly disappears*
Mb: Wtf you didn’t tell me enough. Hold up gotta tell me more PLS STAY
Bq: Uh the ground has BUBBLES wtf. Where day @?
Mb: Disappeared smh. Wish they stayed *sigh*
Bq: Bro, what drugs do you think we took lol
Mb: Ur kids will be kings HOLLA
Bq: Nah man, *hand on Mb’s shoulder* you’ll be king
Mb: And thane of cawdor right?
Bq: Yee. Yo who dis?
**[Ross and Angus come in]**
Ro: YOOOO BRO YOU DA THANE OF CAWDOR
Mb: Wut
Angus: Yeah king sent us
Mb: Wat
Bq: Dude WHOOAAAAAA
PART 2
Mb: The frick is this weapon & y it be pointing at my hand? C’mere you lil biznatch,
I can see you but I can't feel ya. hey ghosty dagger, y I no touchy you? I can see u
tho.. wOAH MAN AM I ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING? DAYUM. Yo man you look
the same as this mofo right here *Pulls out real dagger* Y u got the blood blobs on
ur sexy af blade? *realizes there no dagger* I must be on some dank LSD or
somethin’ cause yoU AIN’T REAL! Oi, I think the murder is trippin me out. I’ma go
stabby stab now bye biotches!
*Witches’ cacklings*
*Duncan’s faint screams in the background*
PART 3
Mb: I think I'm tripping, wifey. Some peasants were praisin’ Jesus and when they
said “Amen” I was like “nah I can't say that” like tf is wrong with me halp.
L.Mb: Calm your tits.
Mb: I was like hearing screams and stuffs and they were like bye bye sleep and I
was like wut and they laff and I was still like wut and idek
L.Mb: stop thinking, fool. You gon’ go cray. Go back and FINISH HIM, hubby
Mb: Idk, wifey. Highkey don't wanna go back tho
L.Mb: You got the milky tits, pansey. He dead. Only babies r scurred of pics, wimp.
Give me the sharp sticks, I’ll frame those foolios lmao
*LOUD ASS KNOCKING 2xs*
L.Mb: who tF is that? Right in the middle of our perfect murder smh no respect in
the hood anymore. Put on your spidey PJJ’s. Gotta pretend we chill, fam.
*LOUD ASS KNOCKING 2xs*
Mb: pls, kill me wifey like forget sleep. Wish the homeboy Duncan could be woke
with that damn knocking smh
PART 4
Md: GTFO, where tf is your boss at? Oh hold up there he is lol oops.
Mb: Sup, homie?
Md: Yo, is da king awake?
Mb: nah, bra but his door is der.
Md: you been da real MVP to him bless.
*Macduff goes into the king’s bed chamber*
Md:Oh HOLY HELL, WTF HOMES!!!! This real crazy
Mb&Lennox:What?
Md: someone dun stabbed King D. Check that out homes. It's pretty scurry, your
eyes will turn to dirt. *APE SHIT SCREAMING*Wake up YOU MOFO, GET THE
GUARD CHIHUAHUA! Some thot be killin our homie D! Malcolm, Donalbain, Banquo!
Stay woke, fam
L.Mb:Wtf is so important? I NEED MOI BOOTY SLP!!
Md: SHE WASNT READYYYY, jk homie D is dead
Bq: R u srs..?
Mb:Well now life sucks a lot.
Don: Wat
Mb: No more Royal fam for youuuu
Md: Ur papi is ded >:)
Mal: oh who did it, bros?
Lennox:Seems like the guards, they were covered in blood, as were their daggers
Mb: lowkey feelin’ down for killin’ them but whatevs ya know
Md: Why tf?
Mb: I was straight up ragin’ I saw my home-slice Duncun and I was like YOU HOS
Loved that guy, man. So I sorta went supersayen. No shame, fam.
L.Mb:Got too real, squad*faints*
Mal to Don:u gon say somethin’? We should probs say somethin’ bro. We seem shady
af rn.
Don to Mal: What could we say? The danger that killed father may come back and
try get at us. We must find a safe place then we may mourn father’s death.
Mal to Don: It isn’t even time for out grief to turn into action
All: Time for Pancakes Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!*smol Lena in background*<(^o^)> “DENNY’S!!”
Mal: Where are you going to go? I shall go and find safe haven in our neighbor land
Saint George
Don: It’s safer for us to separate, our family’s the most likely to kill us. I’ll head to
The Avenue
Mal: Let's skidaddle!!!!
PART 5
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