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{99}{177}'When I grow up,|I'll be Kangaroo"
{463}{518}Afternoon. - God bless you.|Yes?
{534}{599}- Three dinar-and-a-half|candles.
{607}{659}- Somi, what's yourfucking problem?|Now you're saving?
{679}{749}- Don't swear in church.|- Forgive me God, I don't know
{758}{853}what I'm doing. - Sorry, please.|Give us three five-dinar ones.
{886}{952}- Madam, give us four of the|fifteen-dinar ones, and one for
{960}{1027}Kangaroo's dead dad. I know you've|got sity, give it here.
{1085}{1368}- Here you go. - Thanks
{1468}{1519}- Mate, god doesn't make|a distinction between candles.
{1537}{1588}- Clearly he does, orwhy would|there be ones for a dinar,
{1599}{1643}five, ten dinars... - OK.
{2007}{2122}- God, look down on us poor|and pathetic today.
{2133}{2229}I know you're busy, but you only|need look on us today.
{2259}{2395}And be merciful to our mate|Kangaroo in the Eastwich goal.
{2424}{2578}Mate, God... Don't Somi...|- Sorry.
{2625}{2747}- Lf we get rich today, we won't|forget the church, the poor,
{2759}{2839}the invalids. If we have to we'll|go to London and tell
{2851}{2950}Kangaroo to give half his wages|to those who need it most...
{3026}{3130}- Come on, man. - That's it.
{3200}{3288}- Two hundred, and the change.|God you're miserable, mate.
{3306}{3354}You're meeting an amazing bird|with 200 dinars in your pocket.
{3366}{3440}You're the saddest of the sad|in the saddest country.
{3568}{3600}- Hello?
{3606}{3635}- Rada, you gave birth to Kangaroo!
{3645}{3667}- Oh, it's you mum.
{3679}{3726}He hasn't called, how can he|when there's a game?
{3736}{3792}- I bought Kangaroo his|first gloves! Me!
{3800}{3902}- Neighbour Rade! Lying,|drinking, stealing Rade!
{3984}{4035}- Braca, when they invent a tool|to measure misery it'll have
{4045}{4145}your name on it. - Hi Polanski!|- Sladjana!
{4159}{4314}- Sladjana is the commonest of all|common names. But Iris.
{4344}{4457}- So how's it going at home?|- Everyone's fine, thank god.
{4470}{4542}- Look, you're better off finding|a job than wasting time
{4551}{4631}in the bookies.|- True, true.
{4678}{4800}- One suggestion. I'll pray for your|Kangaroo if you two look
{4810}{4922}forwork. How's that? - OK.|- Roma as well. - Sorry?
{4943}{5105}- Roma have to win as well.|- You little rascals. Go away.
{5228}{5355}- Iris, man how that sounds!|Best of all, Braca's going to
{5363}{5454}make love to that same Iris.|Make love to her hard, gentle.
{5492}{5580}- Yeah, that's not the same poor|bastard. This is the new Braca.
{5592}{5653}Handsome Braca, successful Brace,|super-successful,
{5661}{5741}super sex-symbol,|Braca - King of the women.
{5747}{5794}- Afternoon, two of the|seven dinar ones.
{5804}{5966}- Kid, get rid of the cigarette.|- Sorry. Here are you eactly.
{6155}{6202}- Fuck, Avaks, I always get it|further than you.
{6224}{6284}- Mate, the point isn't in the|length but in the piss.
{6621}{6674}- Fucking air-conditioning.
{6685}{6742}- Good afternoon Mrs Rada.|- Hi Misa. - Get lost kids!
{6758}{6805}- How are you?|- Not bad, love.
{6815}{6871}- Are we watching the match together?|- Well we agreed to.
{6880}{6937}- Good, good. - Has Kangaroo called,|just tell me he did?
{6945}{7015}- He called. He wants stuffed cabbage!|He's never eaten
{7026}{7077}stuffed cabbage!|How can I send it to him?
{7095}{7177}- Did he say he'd wear the cap today?|- He promised he would.
{7189}{7236}- I told you! I told you!
{7244}{7352}Please, tell me honestly,|did he ask about us two?
{7387}{7523}- He only asks about you!|Are you still smoking that dope?
{7537}{7615}- Oh come on Mrs Rada!|Get lost kids!
{7626}{7698}- Oh Misa, those English|don't even eat bread.
{7714}{7845}What do those people eat?|- Come on! Fish and chips, Mrs Rada.
{8096}{8171}- Mate, pissing is the most|satisfying thing in life.
{8233}{8321}I'd love to drink 100 crates|of beer and piss all week.
{8461}{8519}- Where's that idiot? I can't believe|he's going let me down.
{8555}{8659}- Braca! - Hey, chief! How you doing,|did you bring it?
{8846}{8923}What's that? - A shirt, mate.
{9005}{9100}- And the cash? Mate,|did you bring me the cash?
{9115}{9178}- This is for you, mate. Tonight|you're going out with a model,
{9188}{9214}and not with some local tart.
{9222}{9276}- Great, I need the cash,|what's wrong with you?
{9285}{9406}- Try it, it's Italian. Don't be a bum.|- Hey, what's up guys?
{9418}{9494}- Hi chief! Look at him, came here|as a refugee, started with
{9502}{9545}shish kebabs and|ended up with a Mercedes.
{9556}{9645}Look at this. Look at him.|Why's he better than me?
{9752}{9851}- Hi, Braca. - Hi, put this on the tab,|and give me five shish
{9858}{9950}in a bun. Today.
{10105}{10358}- Sumpor, mate, you didn't bring|me the cash? - No.
{10804}{10858}- Give me five minutes.
{10940}{11022}- Here you go. - What the hell's this?|What do I do with this?
{11031}{11079}- Well, first you go to the cinema,|then an empty flat.
{11090}{11150}It's enough. - It's not enough,|Sumpor. Do you know what this
{11160}{11223}bird's like? - I know mate.|- You know shit, mate.
{11244}{11331}She shines, man! - So take her into|the dark to shine for you.
{11389}{11481}- Fuck you. - Sorry,|hold on a second.
{11616}{11702}Banjaluka, look what I've got|for you. - What's that?
{11730}{11786}- A pressure cuff.|- What pressure?
{11811}{11941}- Blood, mate! Age, fat, stress.|Get it? What good's money
{11956}{12021}without your health? - I lost my|bloody country, I don't give a
{12030}{12094}fuck about pressure. Have you got|some pussy to ease my lower
{12105}{12221}pressure? - Don't be vulgar,|I'm a serious salesman.
{12346}{12452}- Fuck it, you've got the shirt,|you've got charm, she's yours.
{12502}{12554}- Alright lads!|- Hi Cile!
{12572}{12644}- Thanks. Look at this.|- Give me a burger and a coke.
{12653}{12738}- What's that? - A pressure cuff.|- What do I want with that?
{12747}{12832}- You wouldn't believe the porno|I saw with one of these!
{12938}{13125}Hey, ask her if she's been|with Brad Pitt. I read it somewhere.
{13213}{13268}- How you doing Ljubica,|my little peasant!
{13277}{13409}Give everyone a drink.|Mile, give me the remote.
{13560}{13650}Has Grimsby started?|- He put down Derby.
{13663}{13727}- On its own?|- No, with Turin.
{13736}{13819}- Guys! Do you want me|to tell you what's football?
{13854}{13922}- I can't watch one match in peace,|my whole life disturbed.
{13982}{14020}- Football is when Sunderland|are leading two nil against
{14030}{14129}Leeds till the eighty-seventh minute,|and Leeds get three.
{14140}{14211}That's football!|- What's bloody football?
{14222}{14314}- That... when Leeds get...|- Stop talking shit.
{14334}{14421}- Fuck you fucking Brondby!|A hundred years they can't score,
{14434}{14540}till now! - Didn't I tell you it|would be a draw at Brondby?
{14566}{14656}- Who did you tell?|- I told Ljuba, didn't I?
{14682}{14700}- So, why didn't you bet! - I'm not|stupid enough to bet on
{14708}{14735}Scandinavians.|- Denmark isn't Scandinavia.
{14748}{14909}- Then what the fuck is it?|- A Benelux country. BE-NE-LUX.
{14921}{15006}Belgium, the Netherlands,|that's Holland, and Lux is
{15015}{15158}Luxemburg. - Then where does|Denmark go, fucker?
{15674}{15766}- Hybrid? - Yes, mate.|- What day is it today?
{15791}{15891}- Sunday, mate.|- No way it's Sunday!
{15903}{16001}- Why, something you have to do?|- No, I was just tripping it was
{16016}{16120}Tuesday, Wednesday,|or something. - Sunday, mate.
{16292}{16388}- The one and only Iris|isn't even coming. Good job too.
{16410}{16470}What's she gonna do with a bum|with 350 dinars in his pocket.
{16492}{16589}Braca, king of the bums.|Bra-ca-b-um!
{16597}{16643}- Alright Braca, mate?|- Hi Nebojsa.
{16656}{16800}- Sone, mate. Nebojsa's a bit|queer. -Iris will see me with
{16811}{16867}this idiot. Run, Braca, Run|like the wind!
{16891}{16935}- I guess you're waiting|for some actress?
{16943}{16992}You directors go for actresses.|Everyone knows that.
{17003}{17082}- Mate, I study editing.|- So have you edited her?
{17186}{17268}I bet she squirts like|a fountain! That's their job.
{17296}{17404}You know who I'd shag? That little one,|what's her name?
{17474}{17528}She's in that film, the beginning|is the end, and the
{17539}{17576}end is the beginning,|and everything's mied in.
{17586}{17702}- Sone, mate, sorry. - I get it mate,|'artistic obligations".
{17730}{17796}- Where you going idiot!|Get out the way!
{17804}{17903}- Two nights ago at an ehibition.|You know that
{17914}{17962}feeling all's ok when someone's|standing net to you.
{17971}{18037}- Suck my dick, twat! Fuck off!|- First the cinema, then I guess
{18048}{18142}into town, I don't know. Speak soon.|- Donkey, drive that shit!
{18165}{18206}- You don't have to rush like that,|I'm not in a hurry.
{18219}{18268}- But I am, sorry.
{18370}{18528}Model? Yeah,|you're familiar.
{18561}{18605}You going to that stylist's|place perhaps?
{18640}{18710}I'm always driving him.|He never leaves a tip.
{18769}{18922}Tell me, those stylists,|what the hell do they do?
{18933}{19030}A town full of stylists.|I don't get it! You've got
{19043}{19102}no style, so you go to a stylist|and pick some up!
{19118}{19180}- Enough makeup! We're going to be|the most spontaneous,
{19188}{19225}most natural couple in|the world. Braca and I.
{19234}{19317}- You know who those|stylists are? Queers with jobs.
{19525}{19591}- I don't have any change.
{19714}{19777}Where you going?|- Please, my wife's giving birth!
{19820}{19869}- Fuck you and your wife.
{19898}{19968}- Man, she's so beautiful.
{20119}{20196}- Braca, pissed-off,|self-confident and vulnerable.
{20211}{20284}All at once. - I look like an idiot.|Now she'll tell
{20296}{20338}me to fuck off, and she'll|go back home.
{20350}{20610}- Man, he's radiant!|- A town full of crazies. - Hi.
{20773}{20832}- So that's the cult cinema 'Vozdovac"?|- That's where I
{20850}{20931}first watched a film. - And that's why|the cinema is cult?
{20947}{21012}- Oh man, a witty model!
{21048}{21156}- What's going on? - Some football match.|A mate from the
{21166}{21228}neighbourhood is goalkeeper|for an English club.
{21292}{21366}- I knew it! He told everyone he's|bringing home a model.
{21376}{21490}- Nuts, nuts, salted, roasted.|Sport for your teeth...
{21500}{21553}- She thinks that because of her|I won't get any nuts.
{21560}{21592}Braca doesn't care for the taste|of the petty bourgeoisie.
{21603}{21675}Braca will get nuts!|Nuts of the world unite!
{21685}{21759}- Do you want nuts?|- No, I don't eat them.
{21799}{21890}- Three please,|and a diet coke.
{21923}{22052}- Man, she's fantastic!|God, she turns me on.
{22172}{22242}- Can't go in yet. - But it's|one minute to seven.
{22253}{22284}- Film starts at half past seven.
{22337}{22435}- In the paper it says seven.|- So watch it in the paper.
{22506}{22597}- Never mind, let's go for a drink?|- Yeah, we could if I
{22605}{22720}wasn't a bum.|How embarrassing!
{22764}{22841}- Braca, you old charmer,|actress huh? Kiss your hand.
{22860}{22977}Just a second, Braca, have|you fucked this? - Oh, Sone, please.
{23036}{23116}- Braca, see you mate.
{23176}{23218}- You're very popular here.
{23227}{23277}- Do you want me to show|you the sights of Vozdovac?
{23356}{23439}- At that time I was flogging|stuff around Florence and
{23447}{23542}screwing some older woman.|She owned a hairdresser's.
{23562}{23667}- For money? - No, honey, for marbles.|No freebies, even for
{23676}{23752}grannies. I had 100,000|lira per orgasm.
{23768}{23841}Once, I went downstairs to the|hairdresser's, flicking through
{23848}{23950}'Gazetta del Sportivo", heard the door,|turned around...
{23963}{24076}Batistuta! - Gabriel?|- I swear!
{24096}{24206}The hairdresser asks him: 'How d'you|want it?" And he points
{24217}{24322}to me and says - 'The same as|that guy". - No shit!
{24333}{24443}- On my mother's life. God knows how we|got to know each other.
{24452}{24489}Me a word, him a word.
{24530}{24616}- People, I just drove some|serious pussy! Unbelievable!
{24644}{24687}Ljubica, give me an espresso!
{24739}{24757}- He doesn't follow fashion, hairstyles.
{24772}{24834}- And what does Batistuta drive?|- What do you think?
{24875}{25034}- Don't know. A Ferrari? - Yugo!|- No shit, he drives a Yugo?
{25066}{25105}- Ljubica, are you giving|birth to that espresso?
{25115}{25177}- A 65A black convertible,|I brought it personally from
{25187}{25278}Kragujevac. Modest lad, sends|all his money to his mum.
{25294}{25423}- Is it true you had his girlfriend?|- Cile, please.
{25434}{25484}- You did, admit it,|womaniser!
{25507}{25618}- I don't believe it. Do you know|how much this cost?
{25628}{25725}- Sorry. - You can see she's|distracted by Kangaroo.
{25751}{25802}- Does Kangaroo perhaps want to|buy my tracksuit? I don't give
{25815}{25915}a fuck, get lost, do you want|to read my tealeaves?
{25929}{26036}- Ljubica, did Kangaroo call today?|- Man, you're boring.
{26053}{26176}- When was Ljubica with Kangaroo?|- She left him,
{26189}{26308}for Gangula. Kangaroo didn't have|a contract. The lad wanted
{26314}{26354}to kill himself. And then the|net year, Gangula went behind
{26373}{26520}bars, and Kangaroo went|from Vozdovac to Eastwich.
{26542}{26678}Instead of a weekend in London,|Ljubica visits the prison.
{26702}{26754}- How love is blind!
{26768}{26851}- Hey, Ljubica, do they have|air-conditioning in prison?
{26986}{27099}- Like this. - Why?|- Why? Because of the parents.
{27116}{27164}So ourfingers don't|stink of fags. Get it?
{27178}{27377}Whole term we smoked like mad.|And this was our hideout.
{27421}{27500}- What wonderful, awfully|gnarled fingers he has.
{27512}{27684}- Besiktas leading! - Come on the Turks!|- Here you go, Zile.
{27693}{27862}- Wait, don't you dare spill it.|The Italians have started.
{27877}{27936}- Say hi to Gangula for me.|- Do it yourself!
{27947}{28061}- But in si months time.|- Cile, he's out for the weekend!
{28072}{28116}- Aha, in solitary.
{28289}{28436}- Ljubica? - Afternoon.|- Hey man! - Hi Somi!
{28455}{28578}- How you doing, my boys!|My successors. Just to say hi.
{28661}{28764}Ljubica, juice for the lady!|- No, No.
{28782}{28867}- Madam, please, this is|a special day for us.
{28914}{29051}- Burgija, mate, check out my|lucky charm, I'll give you it,
{29069}{29137}I reckon it's ok. Thank you,|you're a mate.
{29220}{29279}- And after smoking, we'd eat a|whole tube of toothpaste.
{29304}{29347}We were constantly|panicking we'd get caught.
{29362}{29441}We hid in the craziest places|and puffed till we fainted.
{29459}{29514}That tower block was|our main hideout.
{29524}{29577}We stood on the roof, watched|the stars, and smoked.
{29658}{29783}- And who's we?|- Avaks, Hybrid and me.
{29914}{30145}- Bye beer, mate.|- This is the last one.
{30184}{30246}- Banjaluka will give us|some on the tab.
{30283}{30351}- You don't mind going?|- Of course I mind.
{30629}{30673}- People, Kangaroo is going to wear|a cap just like this!
{30684}{30808}- Look, Doc, that Cile's school!|That, my boys - Belgrade!
{30822}{30923}Never and nowhere give up this|holy slice of Belgrade earth.
{30943}{31054}- Belgrade, Belgrade,|you live with us and in us!
{31118}{31219}- A great night out for 300 dinars!|You unbelievable star!
{31236}{31311}- Is that some kind of watch or...|- Pressure cuff.
{31323}{31415}- What's it for? - Well, you're|so good I could fall ill.
{31429}{31559}Look, when I get close to you...|Kiss her now Braca!
{31585}{31654}You can be the owner of|this exclusive, unique instrument
{31666}{31760}for an amazing 990 dinars!
{31827}{31949}- You thirsty? - No!|- I'm dying.
{32023}{32169}- And in a packed Mansfield Road,|David meets Goliath.
{32290}{32398}The great Manchester United...|- There he is, there's Kangaroo!
{32406}{32478}...against Eastwich,|the second division novices.
{32654}{32823}The Manchester team,|Barthez, Neville, O'Shea...
{32886}{32968}- Kangarooooo... - That's it, boy!|With three fingers!
{32978}{33053}Fuck those Catholics. - Idiot,|the English aren't Catholics.
{33068}{33167}- What then? - Protestants,|Anglican provenance.
{33200}{33229}- All the same to me!
{33248}{33344}- A glorious atmosphere at|Mansfield Road. From thousands
{33355}{33453}of throats reverberates...|- Mate, take a seat. Chill out.
{33464}{33575}- Today our homegrown makes his|debut, the young, fearless
{33590}{33706}giant between the posts,|the unbeatable master of the
{33715}{33803}penalty area. It's underway!
{33816}{33877}- You haven't heard of|Todd Bannister? He's the greatest!
{33902}{33958}Those are the films that should|be made, cheap, fucked up.
{33973}{34167}A line of short cuts, like a video,|and then a long take.
{34197}{34270}- Hi, what can I get you?|- Have a heart, Iris, please.
{34288}{34405}- Just water. - For you? - Oh, why not|forget about my diet and
{34420}{34589}relax a little, huh? A Martini Bianco.|- No, Iris, No!
{34631}{34745}Er, nothing, later maybe.|In fact, a mineral water.
{34802}{34898}Actually no, sorry, a beer,|a small one...
{34975}{35025}You fucked me with the Martini.
{35087}{35160}- Eastwich are trying to muster an|attack but tiny Hughes wins
{35171}{35355}the ball. - Come on tiny!|Fucking come on.
{35455}{35617}I'd fuck them all, from the manager|to the goalie. Sorry.
{35671}{35729}- Boys, let me see that slip...
{35963}{36086}Millionaires from Dortmund, got it.|Spurs from London, got it.
{36101}{36164}- That's what I told them to play.|- What did you tell us?
{36178}{36222}- Look at him fucking around,|what did I tell you about
{36237}{36336}Tottenham? - You didn't tell us|anything, don't talk crap.
{36360}{36510}- Toma, come here! Doc!|- Hammers, got it...
{36518}{36587}- I've got money, come here.|- The boys got West Ham to win
{36605}{36723}at Liverpool. The old dame from Turin,|caught on the move!
{36731}{36859}Well done, boys. The wolf from Rome|leading. Boys, if Eastwich
{36871}{37006}take Manchester, you've got seven grand.|A family ticket!
{37019}{37106}- Excuse me, if Eastwich what?|- Lf Eastwich beat Manchester.
{37121}{37188}- It's about time Manchester|went down for once away.
{37201}{37271}- What? - I played Eastwich to win,|what's the problem?
{37296}{37412}- Eastwich to win, against Manchester?|The London paupers
{37425}{37497}to beat the Red Devils?|Kids, are you insane?
{37506}{37569}- Why couldn't they have them.|Manchester don't have a team.
{37584}{37643}- And you'd know whether|Manchester have a team!
{37658}{37727}What about the trusty|goalkeeper Barthez?
{37746}{37782}The ruthless Van Nistelrooy?|Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs?
{37819}{37977}The lynchpin Roy Keane, and the|great Sir Ale Ferguson!
{37989}{38062}- Home ground is home ground.|Plus, Kangaroo in goal.
{38100}{38183}- Kangaroo hasn't conceded|for 1,250 minutes.
{38195}{38305}- Yeah, but in Vozdovac.|This is England.
{38332}{38426}- Looks what's England, lads!|A full stadium!
{38437}{38489}- You know, unemployment's high over there.|- What, and everyone
{38500}{38588}here works? Don't talk shit!|That's a great nation!
{38599}{38669}It's raining, and the stadium's full.|Here, the stands are
{38680}{38761}empty like there's the plague.|Boys, have you ever been to
{38772}{38875}London? I'll take you,|if you win some money today.
{38897}{38989}You don't know football till you|visit an English stadium!
{39015}{39173}- The English build a stadium,|parking spaces, toilets...
{39187}{39250}Not like here, 30,000 people|in one pissing spot.
{39265}{39338}Red Star against Barcelona, at|the Marakana, reeked of shit.
{39463}{39507}The referee wanted to stop the match.|He thought it was a
{39515}{39578}gas bomb. But it wasn't.
{39883}{39950}- I don't know, I don't|like American films.
{39978}{40017}- So what the hell do you like?|Romanian?
{40034}{40104}Why did I say that? Why am I|a bum with a complex?
{40115}{40177}- I don't know about Romanian,|but American films are so
{40190}{40318}predictable. - Yeah, I know what|you're saying. Todd Bannister
{40328}{40420}is farfrom predictable.|Actually, you have to
{40434}{40541}distinguish between Hollywood|and the New York film schools.
{40549}{40634}They're totally different things.
{40688}{40756}- Why am I talking about films|when I don't have a clue?
{40958}{41009}- I'm just going for some fags.
{41071}{41123}- I knew it. He's not coming back.|I should just shut up and
{41149}{41277}show my legs. Stupid model|and her stupid personality.
{41391}{41469}- Mile, get your money out.|- Hey, alright Braca!
{41487}{41560}- Hello Aunt Rada.|- Hello, Bratislav.
{41571}{41604}- Get out the way,|Bratislav.
{41630}{41705}- Somi, you got some cash?|- No, mate, it's all on Kangaroo.
{41724}{41763}- Fuck, I haven't got any|money to pay the bill.
{41888}{41950}- That's it Kangaroo, Tsar!|- How's Kangaroo doing?
{41961}{42043}- Good mate, thank God.|- Cile, can you lend us some money?
{42053}{42110}- What's up kiddo,|you got hooked too?
{42156}{42253}- No, mate, but there's this bird...|- Ah, if it was for
{42263}{42384}education I'd consider it,|but for birds, I can't.
{42432}{42584}Look at that intervention.|- Compatible.
{42774}{42896}- Here you go, now go fuck yourself,|you and your pussy
{42906}{42999}and your education, fuck off!!|Go on, get lost and don't jin
{43009}{43132}us anymore. - Thanks Zile,|I won't forget it!
{43146}{43208}- I know, son. When you get to|make a film, you'll put me in
{43217}{43287}some porno, for them to|fuck me in the arse!
{43364}{43466}- Dearfootball fans, you'll|need this for today.
{43528}{43584}- Piss off, you bastard.
{43690}{43837}- Avaks, look! - What?|- I've got some shit in my beer.
{43846}{43937}- You're drunk and tripping.|- No, a flea or something.
{43952}{44157}Floating up and down in the bottle.|- Mate, my uncle found a
{44165}{44254}mouse in his beer. - No shit. Did he|drink it? - He sued the
{44264}{44401}brewery for mental suffering.|Said they wrecked his health!
{44416}{44551}- And did he win? - Screwed them, mate,|for a million dollars!
{44562}{44650}- A million dollars! Bullshit.|- I swear. He's in Hawaii,
{44659}{44838}fanning his balls.|- What a guy!
{45029}{45380}- Let's go. Hey, countryman,|the change?
{45390}{45485}- What does the jury say?|Five-five, five-si, five-four...
{45500}{45570}Why do I think he's different|from the other morons?
{45685}{45746}- Hold on mate, how did he|get it in dollars?
{45825}{45931}- Because he was in America.|- Fuck it, here he'd get shit!
{45982}{46075}- Not true, with a good lawyer|you can do okay here.
{46089}{46155}- And where do I get the money|for a good lawyer?
{46160}{46232}- You don't have to give|him money. You give him a cut!
{46258}{46335}Sue them for a million dinars,|and give him five percent.
{46344}{46447}- Five percent! Fuck that.|Three percent, and see you later!
{46596}{46644}- Where to? - What d'you mean|where to, the cinema.
{46652}{46762}- Film's cancelled. - How come?|- Only sold two tickets.
{46821}{46870}- How many tickets have to be|sold for the film to go ahead?
{46879}{47006}- Seven.|- Give me five.
{47225}{47362}- Can we go in the balcony? - No.|- Why? - The balcony isn't open.
{47391}{47457}- Thanks, you're so kind.
{47565}{47622}It's not exactly crowded.|- What do the masses know about films?
{48027}{48131}- Hey, those aren't your seats.|- The cinema's empty, man.
{48143}{48266}- The seats are numbered. Man.|- And who are we bothering here?
{48288}{48392}- And what if we get a|group visit? Or the army?
{48476}{48539}- Surely not the front row?
{48667}{48794}- Where are you going?|- What's this? - No, hold it!
{48987}{49128}- Oh, what an ugly strip, kids.|- Where's his cap?
{49145}{49228}- Where's your cap? You betrayed|your neighbourhood.
{49237}{49293}You think you're some kind|of big shot if you're in London!
{49304}{49411}- Perhaps he forgot. - But he didn't|forget the 70,000 quid!
{49440}{49583}You little fuck! Sorry.|- Hey, mind the language.
{49595}{49646}- Hold on, how much|is he getting?
{49683}{49738}- Two and a half grand a week,|isn't it. - That's right.
{49747}{49830}- Of what? - Pounds, old man.|- What's that in fucking
{49838}{49925}Deutschmarks? - Seven grand,|mate, seven grand.
{49953}{50045}- He's on seven thousand marks a week?|- But it's hard earned.
{50058}{50147}No social, no hot meals.|Isn't that right Mrs Rada?
{50179}{50334}- People, for that money I'd let|the whole stadium fuck me!
{50455}{50543}- Burgija, fifty thousand people,|that's quite a few...
{50551}{50596}- I've got time!
{50665}{50869}- It's not bad here? Different,|more interesting angle.
{51025}{51082}Andy Warhol always watched|films from the front row.
{51334}{51400}- I bet he plans to take me to|an apartment after the film.
{51416}{51486}He can, but in another life.
{51562}{51612}- Zivac, is that your|navy-blue Citroen? - It is.
{51623}{51671}- With taxi plates?|- Yeah, what do you want?
{51685}{51755}- Nothing, it's being towed!|- You little...!
{51768}{51905}- Full left! - Wait, hold on!|I came just to get the paper,
{51919}{52023}what's wrong with you.|Hey, genius, this is my livelihood,
{52063}{52213}- And what do I live off?|- Ok, tell me how much? - Wait!
{52247}{52372}- Listen, I know myself but|I don't know you. - Goal!
{52398}{52478}- Hey, the money? - Fuck yourself!|- What did he say?
{52489}{52916}- He told you to fuck yourself!|- I can't hear anything. Hello?
{52931}{53082}- Goal, goal. - He put the hat on,|he put it on!
{53109}{53260}- That's it Kangaroo, that's it Serb!|Fuck them. Sorry.
{53340}{53508}- It was a mile offside.|- One nil to little Eastwich!
{53937}{54017}- Do you know what's good|about this cinema? - No.
{54067}{54128}- Here a guy doesn't have to rent|the whole cinema to be
{54138}{54187}with someone he li... I mean...
{54197}{54403}- Someone he what? - Someone he li'...|- Someone he li'?
{54422}{54635}- Li'. - �kes. - Yes, �kes.|Very much �kes.
{54766}{54866}- I �kes you too, and li' that|you're funny, and that we're
{54874}{54928}alone in the cinema,|I li' everything.
{54956}{55054}- Here's to the nuts!|Nuts of the world, unite!
{55068}{55116}Make love, not war!
{55340}{55418}- And do you know what's good|about the front row?
{55440}{55639}You can't miss the flying saucers.|- Hey, I have to ask
{55649}{55816}you something, ok? Is it true Brad Pitt|came onto you?
{55840}{55959}- Well, we spoke at a reception,|we were photographed, the
{55969}{56011}newspaper published it,|and there you go.
{56040}{56278}- Man, she turned down Brad.|Braca the man, alpha male!
{56306}{56404}- Oh I knew it!|- Oh, I'm such a peasant.
{56418}{56510}- But, I haven't felt such a shiver|down my spine for ages.
{56519}{56635}- Peasant, alpha peasant!|Come on, start the film.
{56679}{56713}- The seats are numbered.|- Oh fuck, he's not actually
{56724}{56860}going to sit with us, please no.|- Kiss your hand.
{56922}{56996}- Why, for god's sake?|Why are you doing this to me?
{57043}{57168}- I love this film. I've seen it|seven times. You're lovely.
{57176}{57240}When does it start?|Can't wait!
{57268}{57335}- And on the green baize of|Mansfield Road, Manchester
{57346}{57523}tighten the noose. The Red Devils|are attacking, Eastwich
{57540}{57645}can only defend as they know.|- Oh forfuck's sake Kangeroo.
{57672}{57853}Fuck you, you freak.|- The thrills are lining up!
{57954}{58129}- There's the village idiot for you.|Makes two good saves, and
{58151}{58163}lets one in through his legs.
{58173}{58195}- And there's the punishment.|- Shut up! - Ljubica!
{58206}{58228}- Don't Zile. - Get off.|- Ljubica!
{58257}{58302}- I don't give a fuck if his dad|worked on the national team
{58316}{58340}- Hi! - The linesman's waving his flag.|- It's not a goal?
{58350}{58375}...and it stays one-nil to Eastwich...
{58386}{58430}- No-goal, no-goal... Somi, mate,|offside. - Offside?
{58438}{58458}- It's not a goal, Zile.|- Beckham protests, but in vain.
{58476}{58497}Yellow card! The pedantic teacher|from Luton, a renowned
{58509}{58564}dispenser of justice, and above all|a great sportsman.
{58583}{58669}- Let's not fuck around. - Send them|all off, the Manchester
{58697}{58726}bastards. - You can't do that|in the cradle of football.
{58737}{58781}- Give everyone red cards,|three-nil to Eastwich! Fuck!
{58796}{58870}- Perhaps it's a mouse embryo.
{58934}{59002}- You reckon? An aborted baby mouse?|- Anything's possible.
{59011}{59059}How much do you reckon|I'd get for suing them?
{59068}{59199}- Who can you sue, you're|a moral dwarf. - Me? Why not?
{59211}{59300}Who gives a fuck! This bottle|could change my life. - Huh?
{59322}{59457}- This. I'll keep it in a warm,|dry place. Until a big white
{59466}{59550}mouse grows inside.
{59630}{59748}- What should I do?|Ask her something, you prick.
{59759}{59792}What? Anything, just ask.
{59877}{60112}- Tell me, this modelling...|- What? - Is that long-term.
{60122}{60174}I mean, are there prospects?
{60231}{60311}Oh how original. Come on,|something more imaginative.
{60319}{60340}Not about modelling or ex-boyfriends.|Tell me, that guy
{60498}{60601}from the ehibition. - What about him?|- Is that your ex?
{60615}{60751}Did I really say that?|- It was nothing serious.
{60796}{60908}- Bravo Braca, a real genius!|- Sladjana!
{60921}{61013}- Right, enough. Hey fools,|start the film!
{61105}{61202}- What you shouting at?|Get out of that chair, idiot.
{61260}{61316}- Come on man, play the film.|- Come here and play it yourself
{61327}{61392}if you're so clever. The film operator|saw they'd only sold
{61400}{61477}three tickets and went home.|He's not a fool like me.
{61485}{61590}Sit there and wait.|- Now I'm going to fuck him.
{61724}{61816}Do you know how much he stinks, man?|- His ticket doesn't stink.
{61867}{61923}- Listen, mate, do you drink brandy?|- Brandy, no.
{61980}{62100}But Vinjak, by the gallon.|- Enough for some Vinjak?
{62153}{62225}Here, just start the film.|And turn out the lights.
{62246}{62397}And give us some other row.|- We'll sort something out.
{62447}{62749}- And love flew away, like a bird.|- And now Todd Bannister.
{62857}{62999}- Judgment day! Sladjana,|Sladjana! - What's going on?
{63103}{63169}- An earthquake.
{63188}{63308}- Interference, I don't know,|dear countrymen...
{63361}{63423}- Sladjana!
{63698}{63769}- Hey, get off my TV!
{64169}{64255}- Everything's ok. Iris likes me.|I'll marry her. We'll have
{64265}{64350}a ten-room flat in Manhatten.|I'll get an Oscar for editing.
{64376}{64450}- Manchester have occupied|the Eastwich penalty bo.
{64461}{64501}- Where you going, idiot!
{64513}{64604}- And what's young Kangaroo up to?|He's off his line, dribbles
{64612}{64717}past one, two... and a savage assault|by Van Nistelrooy!
{64743}{64820}Kangaroo's on the ground.|Is there a card, Mr Smith?
{64832}{64924}- Fuck you, you fucker!|- Referee Smith calls Van Nistelrooy.
{64939}{65066}Come here, mate,|here's your yellow card.
{65090}{65162}A recovered Kangaroo takes|his place between the posts.
{65171}{65228}- That's it boy! For your old mum!|For Serbia!
{65241}{65325}Ljubica, my peasant,|drinks for the players.
{65343}{65508}- Hey Zile, why's Cile so nasty to Ljubica?|- Because she won't
{65519}{65564}give him any. - What?
{65679}{65803}- Come on Ljubica, this isn't|a funeral. - Get off!
{65826}{65903}That's bad luck.|What did I tell you?
{65990}{66109}- Have you got a watch Mr Smith?|And as if he heard me, the
{66116}{66219}referee looks at his watch and...|half-time.
{66300}{66387}- Mate, do you reckon more|people would die from an
{66398}{66513}earthquake, or a volcano?|- '... we're trying to reach the
{66521}{66545}city seismology institute..."|- Don't know mate, never thought
{66557}{66593}about it.|- 'Hello, can you hear us...?"
{66616}{66653}I reckon an earthquake.|Although I wouldn't fuck with a
{66664}{66738}volcano. A volcano could wipe|you out in a second.
{66827}{66907}- It's ok, mate.|- What's ok?
{66944}{67018}- What's yourfucking problem?|Why are you jining us?
{67028}{67065}- Alright Duje, you|watching the game?
{67245}{67374}- Somi, want to come with me?|- Get some fags.
{67488}{67573}- Hold on, what about money?|- The shish kebabs have arrived
{67586}{67669}for our dear guest,|Kangaroo's mother.
{67727}{67805}- Fucking hell. Why've we got that|radio if it doesn't work?
{67826}{67928}- Past tense, it used to work,|present tense, it doesn't.
{67969}{68129}- Alright footballers, teams...|- Give me a drag to chill out.
{68164}{68294}My ticker's going to die.|- There isn't any, mate. It's a
{68304}{68375}worldwide crisis.|The Arabs are holding out.
{68404}{68566}- Lift that aerial,|and move this.
{68695}{68780}- Please, people, if I take the|cash tonight, I'll bring a
{68794}{68886}whole crop here. - Man, is this guy|stupid or crazy?
{68901}{69029}There isn't any, mate.|- Sit down, man, relax.
{69059}{69239}- Miroslav! Have you set up my aerial?|I'll miss the news.
{69326}{69400}- What d'you reckon, will they give us|some money if they win?
{69423}{69541}- Like fuck, mate. There's no such|thing as a free lunch.
{69599}{69662}- After the film I'll take her|to my place. Straight to bed.
{69683}{69736}Pants! I can't believe I've left|my pants in the middle of
{69746}{69836}the room! Twat! No problem,|I'll kick them under the bed
{69850}{69890}and introduce Iris to a world|of sensitivity. Loosen her up
{69898}{69968}with Baileys. Like fuck!|Svetlana drank it all.
{69990}{70045}I can't believe I spent a year|with that stupid tart.
{70056}{70107}- Turn out the lights!|- So, forget the Baileys.
{70122}{70209}Straight to bed! Marvin Gaye in|the background. Cuddling to
{70218}{70327}some soft black tones.|Wham! Iris all wet, hurtling from
{70335}{70386}orgasm to orgasm, neighbours on|the balcony, chanting:
{70405}{70496}Give-it-to-her Braca!
{70512}{70578}- How could I think it's just|about se for him?
{70590}{70659}Braca, my gallant knight!
{70722}{70831}- Let me see that slip.|Why did you bet on Eastwich?
{70946}{71060}- Good odds. - But Manchester|are Manchester.
{71071}{71245}- But Kangaroo's our mate.|- Did he call you today?
{71413}{71479}When was the last time he called?
{71515}{71645}He won't call you. You're not on|the same level. It's over.
{71655}{71755}Forget him, like he forgot us.|- Kangaroo's not like that.
{71765}{71984}- But life is. - What's that?|- Choose.
{72057}{72182}- So why did you buy the slip?|- I can't help it, I'm already
{72240}{72402}up today. Uncle Cile won't|always be there.
{72427}{72536}- Take your mate out|to dinner, a bird on your arm.
{72550}{72619}- I haven't got a bird.|- What about Ljubica?
{72637}{72715}Uncle Cile knows everything...
{72910}{72968}- Look how sweet they are.
{73003}{73106}- At least fifty years old and|holding hands. Isn't it lovely?
{73194}{73338}- Zivac, look, there's Braca.|- Look, they're waving to us.
{73370}{73505}- Hello! Say hi to them.|- Do you know them?
{73518}{73590}- Neighbours from our building.|- That looks like his new
{73602}{73787}girlfriend. Isn't she pretty?|Really pretty, like an angel.
{73838}{73970}Come on Zile, let's say hello.|- Ah, sit down.
{74051}{74107}- Sorry, I have to go to the toilet.
{74194}{74239}Where you going? - To say hello.
{74257}{74430}- Don't look at me. Look at the screen!|What you doing here.
{74437}{74493}Why aren't you at Mile's?|- To Mile's, then to watch the
{74506}{74587}football. And we haven't been to|the cinema in twenty years.
{74598}{74640}- Twenty years, and now you|decide to go to the cinema!
{74651}{74735}- Braca, are you ashamed of us?|- Oh come on, ma! Look at the
{74753}{74833}screen. This film isn't for you,|get it? - Is that right?
{74882}{74971}And why's that? - Because there are|scenes of explicit violence
{74982}{75061}and even more eplicit se.|That's why. Satisfied? Go home.
{75085}{75161}- Oh please, for us it's eplicit|and for him it isn't.
{75213}{75349}- Slavka, did you turn off the hob?|- I think so.
{75357}{75563}- You did, or you think you did?|- I think I did. - So you didn't.
{75929}{76030}- Let me introduce myself.|I'm Slavka, Braca's mother.
{76044}{76118}- Pleased to meet you, I'm Iris.|- Aren't you pretty, Ines.
{76128}{76189}Like in that song. Braca didn't tell|me he had such a pretty
{76202}{76357}girlfriend. - I'm not his...|- He's very nice. So are you.
{76383}{76505}Just so you know, he recently|finished a long relationship.
{76541}{76637}I didn't think he'd be|so quick to find...
{76656}{76725}You're a lovely couple, Ines.|- Goodbye.
{76784}{76861}- Beautiful Iris gets up,|and passing down the left wing
{76869}{76924}walks out of my life.|- And they're your... - Yes.
{76967}{77019}- Well why didn't you tell me...|- Because I didn't!
{77134}{77244}- Don't be unkind. I've also just|finished a relationship.
{77255}{77310}- I don't believe it. And what else|did she bloody tell you?
{77321}{77366}Did she tell you how I used to piss|the bed till I was seven?
{77405}{77465}- You know, there's no reason|to get angry with your parents.
{77473}{77523}- Take them home if you like them.
{77537}{77601}- My motherwouldn't even have|said hello to you. - Excellent!
{77627}{77695}- Norwould my father.|- Do you want to swap parents?
{77719}{77825}- You'd soon change your mind.|They don't talk to anyone.
{77835}{77961}Not even to each other. And when|they do, it's better that
{77971}{78068}they didn't. - What's with the outbursts|of personal stuff?
{78075}{78094}What does this mean?
{78105}{78182}I can't believe my mum's pulled|me a bird! Cheers Slavka!
{78514}{78587}- Alright crazies!|- Alright you estate agent!
{78606}{78833}Hey shift that aerial there.|- Mate, I've got bio-energy.
{78844}{78943}- You got something to smoke?|- You know what, Avaks, I've
{78954}{79010}paid my fair share.|- You got some or not?
{79021}{79187}- No, no. This estate agency fucked me.|They pay me nothing.
{79474}{79615}Isn't life beautiful!|- I'll fucking kill you!
{79720}{79823}- Another thirty-eight,|thirty-nine minutes of anguish, hope,
{79837}{79985}suspense. Eastwich have very|little in reserve. Do these
{79999}{80058}London boys have the strength?
{80068}{80099}- Come on Eastwich. For Kangaroo,|for Serbia!
{80106}{80167}- Why have you gone quiet, mate?|Look, he's the bollocks!
{80176}{80281}- I haven't, mate, what's up?|- Kangaroo, Kangaroo!
{80297}{80452}- Giggs puts over a useful cross.|And, nothing! The young
{80469}{80540}Kangaroo leapt like a panther|and claimed the ball...
{80559}{80676}- A quick tipple, madam? - Why not.|- Whisky for Mrs Rada.
{80687}{80717}- This young man has recorded|the most beautiful moments of
{80726}{80758}his goalkeeping career...|- Give me one as well.
{80779}{80838}- So you're ditching me|for Gangula this weekend?
{80853}{80933}- Lf you think I'm ditching you,|then I'm ditching you.
{80973}{81024}- A million dinars, mate.
{81037}{81118}Tonight you drank my million dinars.|- Sorry, man. How was I
{81128}{81232}to know? - It's like you killed me,|tonight you killed me.
{81245}{81375}- Look what your brother|brought for you. - Fuck you.
{81419}{81499}- The referees, with Mr Smith|at the helm...
{81511}{81618}- Fuck, they haven't crossed the halfway|line for half an hour.
{81639}{81809}Attack, for fuck's sake! - Free kick to|Manchester, ten metres
{81821}{81918}outside the penalty area.|Just three players in the wall.
{81926}{81968}- This is going top right.|- Lf it goes top right, you're top
{81979}{82069}casualty. - You're mad.|- I'll show you who's bloody mad!
{82076}{82146}And ask yourself later if I'm|mad and what's my problem.
{82154}{82189}- Fantastic save by young|Kangaroo. It's his day,
{82200}{82310}the hero, this prince from|the Danube and the Sava.
{82597}{82654}- Excuse me, madam,|but I have to kiss you.
{82784}{82879}- What's young Kangaroo done now!|- Fuck you, Kangaroo.
{82891}{82982}- What a careless move,|the price of inexperience.
{82994}{83052}- Why, Kangaroo, Why?
{83062}{83097}- Young Kangaroo let himself be|provoked by old Keane, and
{83105}{83213}spat at him. - He'll get a red card.|- So he should, fucking
{83236}{83327}idiot. Did he learn that at home?|- Shut up!
{83354}{83471}- Mr Smith reaches for his|pocket and... yellow card!
{83482}{83535}- That's it Smithy,|I could kiss your dick!
{83563}{83616}- It's ok Kangaroo.|Come on.
{83636}{83702}- A yellow card for that!|For spitting, a yellow card!
{83739}{83902}- Now I'm going to fuck him.|Get out! I'll fuck you bad.
{83956}{84090}- Mind the suit. - Ah, Baron,|freshly nicked, huh?
{84104}{84164}- No, honey,|I've got the label.
{84177}{84254}How you doing, you got some cash?|- Er, I don't know.
{84260}{84347}- Your size...|- We'll see, at the end.
{84361}{84455}- Honey, your size. It's an opportunity!
{84705}{84836}- Sorry, can I use your mobile?|To apologise to my mum.
{84862}{85149}- That would be fine, really.|- Mum, it's me. Sorry, please.
{85163}{85270}Bake me a pie... - Hold on,|why exactly didn't he want to
{85281}{85339}introduce me. - Thanks.
{85431}{85534}- I'm so stupid. - What now?|Why introduce me if he just
{85545}{85624}wants to sleep with me and dump me.|- She must be stiff from
{85634}{85724}sitting. - And I'm stiff.|Come on film!
{85805}{85869}- Oh come on!|- Sladjanaaaa!
{86294}{86400}- Sumpor? - Tell me mate.|- Move that foot, please.
{86433}{86493}- Why?|- It stinks, mate.
{86539}{86609}- You know why, because I'm|in my shoes all day, I work.
{86638}{86726}First I was in Zemun, then in Medak,|all day on the bus.
{86738}{86885}- Great, well done. Just move it,|I can't stand it. -Fuck you!
{86929}{87059}- Miroslav, you there? - He's here!|Your granddad's calling.
{87090}{87182}- Suck my dick. Ok, grandpa,|just fiing it now.
{87188}{87236}- Pass the joint!
{87367}{87429}Mate, why don't you fi|the aerial for your granddad?
{87510}{87620}Why you laughing? You too?|Why don't you two do something?
{87679}{87760}You're 26 years old, and you sit|there all day talking crap.
{87773}{87861}- Why can't you get it that I'm|at my most useful sitting here.
{87870}{87990}- Me too. - I've got no income,|and I've got no outgoings.
{88056}{88315}- Pass the joint. Right, let's call|some birds. - What birds?
{88341}{88413}- I don't know, some birds.|Let's call Branka.
{88448}{88499}- Branka got married, idiot.
{88608}{88661}- Ok, we won't call Branka.
{88748}{88812}- Sixty-first, sixty-second|minute of the game.
{88823}{88880}Manchester' attackers are lining up.
{88943}{89056}- Come on! Who's Zile?|- The greatest player...
{89068}{89224}- And? - The greatest lover-And?|- The greatest football epert.
{89236}{89415}- Hi Zivac. - What's up Mile?|190 over 100! You did well!
{89432}{89581}Net time I'll get you 300|over 200! Fucking Manchester.
{89618}{89702}- Roma-Atalanta finished.|- What did I tell you?
{89711}{89821}- And entering the game is|number 27 minutes! Sorry, my
{89831}{89884}mistake, 27 minutes to go.
{89969}{90024}- Mate, why you shitting yourself?|It'll be ok.
{90206}{90230}Attack, Eastwich, wherever|you play, we're there...
{90239}{90256}- Young Kangaroo brings down|the Flying Dutchman in the penalty
{90270}{90309}area! A careless challenge,|the price of inexperience! You
{90350}{90480}can't do that Kangaroo, not in Europe.|- He went for the ball.
{90495}{90618}- Europe's strict. And what's Mr Smith|given now? A penalty?
{90692}{90839}- Fuck you, and the electricity company.|- What's going on mate?
{90898}{91017}- Thank god, now the film.|It'll be fine. We'll hold hands.
{91025}{91068}She'll kiss me. She'll like the film.|It'll inspire to make
{91100}{91216}something similar. My life is|finally going somewhere.
{91284}{91487}- Come on, Mile, start it!|Why you stripping? - Fuck you!
{92209}{92290}- The harshest punishment, after all!|- Oh Kangaroo, I'll fuck
{92300}{92356}your species of kangaroo.|- Defend him, people!
{92374}{92487}- Defend my arse. - And the|ruthless Paul Scholes
{92498}{92627}approaches. Casually places the ball.|A hushed Mansfield Road.
{92651}{92761}Paul Scholes and Kangaroo,|head-to-head. Tensions rising.
{92873}{93065}- The skies open, Kangaroo saves.|Holy father and mother!
{93094}{93344}- One-one! - How come one-one|when he saved it? How come?
{93412}{93525}- Alas father, alas mother,|Kangaroo carried the ball
{93536}{93747}across the line.|Oh, the price of inexperience.
{93800}{93874}- Did anyone evertell you that|you gave birth to an idiot?
{93883}{94004}- Oh, fuck you, kiss my arse.|- What ineperience!
{94276}{94418}- The film is cancelled, power cut.|Follow me.
{94591}{94640}- Let's go.
{94750}{94830}- Fuck you, fuck you all.
{94986}{95075}The first time I take a girl|to your fucking cinema!
{95084}{95145}And everything fucks up!
{95165}{95192}- Braca, what's wrong?
{95207}{95351}- What's wrong? Does it bother|you that I've fallen in love?
{95371}{95461}Does it bother you that you've|screwed up the most beautiful
{95470}{95623}day of my life!|- Help!
{95759}{95897}- Here's your numbered seat,|go fuck him.
{96093}{96226}- Now I'm going to fuck you.|Did I miss Kangaroo just for you,
{96239}{96288}you little bastard.
{96423}{96596}Ouch, my eyes, my eyes.|I can't see! - He's killing him!
{96664}{96850}- The shame! Braca King of Shame!|Let the electricity come
{96857}{96916}back so this tram can hit me!
{97010}{97091}- We'll go to his place, and we'll screw.|On the first date?
{97102}{97175}Of course! Sex at first sight!|Because to us it's not the most
{97185}{97348}important thing. Wait! Does it hurt?|- No, I'll do it.
{97416}{97622}- I sprayed him with deodorant.|- I'm going to wash my face.
{97745}{97789}- You were a pussy at the cinema.|Come on, get the balls
{97797}{97854}to ask herto your place.|What did we say? Braca's got balls,
{97867}{98023}Braca's the man! I can't believe|what's happening to me.
{98327}{98463}I've got saggy breasts. No hair.|That's why I've got
{98478}{98598}moles. Thousands of bloody moles.|I can't sunbathe.
{98614}{98690}Haven't got any money for|the coast anyway. Norwill I have
{98700}{98730}anyone to go with when|beautiful Iris dumps me and
{98742}{98825}flies off with some beautiful|models. I've got a belly.
{98842}{98950}I'm 27. I don't work. I live with|my parents, and nothing
{98963}{99297}will change for 50 years.|Or maybe it will, for the worse.
{99307}{99392}- Where's your shirt?|- Pardon?
{99480}{99605}You know what, I don't care|about the shirt. I'm a useless
{99616}{99701}social parasite.|Fuck my shirt.
{99769}{99916}I'm a louse, heading into my own|lousy world, to live my own
{99929}{100054}lousy life, to die and be|buried in a lousy grave.
{100191}{100294}- You ok?|- No, I'm not ok.
{100549}{100657}- What a drama. - Mile, that stinks!|- What a tragedy.
{100663}{100696}- A Russian military generator!
{100707}{100793}- Hitchcock couldn't direct this.|Decline of the Gods!
{100799}{100850}- Five minutes left, plus injury time.|Remember when Leeds...
{100860}{100964}- Shut it, Burgija.|- Your brother's waiting outside.
{101000}{101080}- Watch my suit, please.|- Ljubica, pour me another.
{101091}{101228}- Manchester deserve more|than a draw. - Out for Eastwich...
{101290}{101490}- Fucking prick!|- Mate, don't worry, it's ok.
{101501}{101582}- What's ok, did you see it?|What a moron.
{101660}{101731}- Are you cold? - No.|- Why did I say I'm not cold?
{101748}{101860}- What a stupid question.|Of course he's cold. - Thousands of
{101868}{101924}plans. Thousands of beautiful plans,|and all ruined.
{101934}{101976}Fuck, I tried to pull Naomi Campbell.|I can't believe this.
{101986}{102051}The bum and Naomi. Good name|for a film. The bum and Naomi.
{102063}{102118}Scene One: 60-year-old Braca|lives with 100-year-old parents
{102127}{102195}Cut. They're eating through straws.|On the TV, Brad Pitt
{102204}{102239}getting on Oscar. Out runs crying Iris.|They kiss while I
{102251}{102327}break down. The Oscar in her hands.|Big. Cut to a chainsaw.
{102335}{102368}Cut. Braca advances on his|helpless parents with the
{102377}{102472}chainsaw. Music climaxes.|What am I saying? Thousands of
{102480}{102555}uncontrolled thoughts. Fuck,|I'm having a nervous breakdown.
{102564}{102653}- No more time, no more time for anything.|- Fuck me if I'm ever
{102664}{102846}going to a bookies again.|- It's futile. The midfield was
{102854}{102923}completely subdued, lacking in attack,|lacking in defence.
{102929}{102971}Fortune has turned her back.|Young Zoran Paunovic is the one
{102988}{103087}bright side.|- Hi Gangula!
{103129}{103236}- Hey people, what's up? Who's playing?|- Fuck off! - Ok, Zivac.
{103247}{103350}...you can't do it like that|in the home of the ladybird,
{103361}{103444}under the flag of Gordi Albion.|As the Brits say:
{103455}{103567}God Save Kangaroo, god save|the queen from this football.
{103576}{103623}- Hey shut the door, or I'll break|both your legs and arms.
{103657}{103731}- Dragan!|- Gangula, mate!
{103844}{103957}- How's it going, man?|- Good, Where's Cile?
{104001}{104067}- Don't know, mate, he was here.|- Where is he?
{104224}{104487}- Oh, come on Dragan.|- Where's Cile, my little ones?
{104621}{104676}- Mate, this is tight.
{104943}{105042}- Is anything ever going to happen?|- Go get some beer,
{105050}{105102}something might happen|to you on the way.
{105157}{105264}- Got any cash? - Banjaluka will|put it on the tab.
{105286}{105355}- Why me? He'll run a tab for|you too -Mate, I have to fi
{105366}{105476}the aerial. - 'You're listening to B92..."|- Oh, yeah.
{105812}{106063}Hello? What's going on?|- This is seriously good weed.
{106076}{106165}- Let's get some beer,|this is making me thirsty.
{106416}{106562}- Braca's bird, guys! - Silence.|- Thanks.
{106571}{106658}- Gangula, mate. - Give me a juice.|- Coming up.
{106797}{106996}- Gangula, champ. We're watching|Kangaroo, the match, Gangula.
{107022}{107165}One minute to go. - Shut up.|You can see there's a crisis in the
{107177}{107761}Middle East. - Fuck you.|I have to go.
{107869}{108034}- Where are you going?|- To get some juice. - Not you.
{108042}{108114}Where's Cile? - I don't know,|Dragan, I swear.
{108122}{108203}- Gangula, please, just one minute.|- Are you nuts?
{108213}{108290}- Why don't you let us|watch the game. Do you hear me?
{108360}{108490}- Madam, leave the premises.|- Me leave the premises? No.
{108544}{108588}- Aunt Rada.|- Leave me alone.
{108603}{108766}- Gangula, mate, it's ok.|This is Kangaroo's mum.
{108920}{109027}- Somi, mate.|What is this?
{109114}{109208}- Come here. Don't make me|come after you, gypsy. Hear me?
{109217}{109509}- Somi, mate, two-one!|- The skies have opened.
{109802}{109888}Belgrade has erupted. This is crazy!|- How you doing, Cikotic!
{109902}{109984}- Gangula, kill me, fuck me,|do what you want.
{109998}{110244}- The end! Mr Smith blows|the final whistle. Moments to
{110253}{110275}savour on the most beautiful|pages of footballing history.
{110293}{110333}- Come on Gangula, hit me!
{110347}{110399}- Rejoice young Zoran Paunovic Kangaroo,|the new star of the
{110421}{110572}footballing firmament,|the new god between the posts.
{110597}{110752}The homegrown Serbian son,|Prince of the Danube and Sava.
{111355}{111502}- There's only one Mrs Rada!
{111815}{112205}- Fuck, this is for my late father,|my mum, and Ljubica!
{112282}{112533}- A lake and a crate, and a crate|and lake, and life is...
{113357}{113468}- So, it's either the betting|slip or the 500 euros.
{113489}{113755}And I took the cash.|- What have you done?
{113773}{113854}- A miracle. A miracle needs to|happen for me to pull her.
{113992}{114059}- Banjaluka doesn't work Sunday|evenings so we went to this guy
{114074}{114178}who never runs a tab.|- But he did tonight. What's up?
{114199}{114287}- I saw a flying saucer.|- Where is it? - It flew off.
{114408}{114511}- Cool. What a trip!|- Do you hear what I'm saying?
{114529}{114654}I saw a flying saucer!|- Is this weed working for you?
{114673}{114777}- Hey Avaks, how come you|always see everything? You saw when
{114788}{114844}Prasak was killed, when Mad Zeks|jumped out the window,
{114865}{114949}when Duje grabbed the|chemist teacher's arse, when
{114958}{115005}Banjaluka's Mercedes caught fire.|- When Mira gave Gangula a
{115016}{115138}blowjob in his car. - How come you|always see, and we don't?
{115151}{115237}- Mate, that's your problem.|- What did it look like?
{115392}{115537}- It was blue, and when it|turned it disappeared.
{115552}{115615}- No shit?|- Fuck you.
{115626}{115692}- Mate, do you know how big|Belgrade is? And only you saw a
{115703}{115777}flying saucer. Does that tell|you anything? - Yeah. - What?
{115793}{115854}- That I've seen a fucking|flying saucer.
{115862}{115962}- Why are you lying?|- You're bloody blind.
{115998}{116101}- Old man, did you see it too?|- Of course! - What did you see?
{116139}{116211}- A secret, a military secret.
{116336}{116450}- Old man, you want a beer, mate?|- Sure, a quick one.
{116681}{116855}- It's ok. Let it go.|- You're really not angry?
{116896}{116968}- No mate, it's ok.
{117013}{117120}- Look mate,|there's 500 euros.
{117312}{117500}- Get lost, you fucker!
{117510}{117594}- Mate, I know Avaks sees|everything, but he did see it.
{117661}{117753}We weren't smoking, mate.|We've got anotherwitness. You don't
{117764}{117818}think he was smoking?
{117825}{117846}- What do you reckon,|was there an alien inside? - No idea.
{117857}{117896}The Russians put dogs in|the first rockets. - No shit.
{117907}{117985}- I swear. - Why dogs?|- Lf something happens, better
{117995}{118094}to fry a dog than a man.|- Think there's some cosmic dog inside?
{118128}{118188}- Maybe.|- Imagine the trip!
{118221}{118327}- Avaks, one more minute and|we're rich. - What do you mean?
{118337}{118408}- You saw a flying saucer, man.|You'll be famous. And when
{118416}{118484}you're famous, you're rich. It|all comes together.
{118621}{118670}- A strange night in town.|An earthquake, a power-cut,
{118680}{118793}interference. And now witnesses|to an unusual event in the sky.
{118801}{118923}- Yes, that's it. There it is.|- Sreten Zujkic, pensioner.
{118936}{118996}- Listeners, live on our|programme is a fellow citizen
{119006}{119036}who witnessed an unusual event|in the sky. Tell us eactly
{119051}{119305}what you saw. - It was a bluish mass,|magma, moving, and
{119316}{119389}then suddenly disappeared.|- Where? - I think it went in the
{119400}{119530}direction of Grocka. - That's great.|Was it a flying saucer?
{119566}{119743}- What's with 500 million|unregistered Chinese, huh?
{119768}{119967}Nothing! 500 million! They're|digging tunnels, holes, to
{119978}{120106}Moscow, Paris, London,|Washington. World globalisation
{120117}{120225}is waging war against|the entire planet.
{120235}{120299}- He looks like he's on hard drugs.|- And who brought down
{120309}{120452}the Berlin wall? Who privatised Slovakia,|and where's the
{120482}{120593}hand of Jesus. I invite all of|advanced mankind to understand
{120612}{120747}there is no Third World War,|there wasn't even a Second.
{120759}{120934}Mankind is sleeping. - Hello, Sir?|- Oh forfuck's sake!
{120954}{120982}- What's wrong? - What's wrong?|You're supposed just to confirm
{120997}{121072}you saw a flying saucer. - I did see it.|- So why didn't you say?
{121094}{121228}- I thought I did.|- Fuck you, idiot.
{121247}{121358}- You know what, go fuck yourself!|You deserve
{121369}{121467}globalisation and the hole|in the ozone layer. Go to sleep!
{121476}{121612}- Hello? Well of course they|cut us off. You idiot!
{121714}{121758}- It's no good. I don't have the|nerves for this. I've lost
{121766}{121854}three tonnes of nerves today...|Why am I tripping?
{121874}{121938}She's net to me, she likes me.|Everything's ok. Now we're
{121946}{121994}going to stop a cab, go to my place,|put on Marvin Gaye, and
{122004}{122135}that's that. Where's my money?|No! I gave it to that bald
{122142}{122226}bloke for bloody brandy.|Baldy's ruined my life.
{122258}{122328}- Do you need money?|- No. I don't sell out for money!
{122343}{122457}I'm an artist, I don't give a fuck|about money. And I don't
{122468}{122553}give a fuck about your fucking|fashion, your stylists, lifting
{122564}{122641}and peeling. I don't give a shit|about your diets, your
{122652}{122734}books or your looks, back-stagers!|I'm sick of fashion
{122744}{122833}and your shit about fashion.|And I'm sick of the bloody TV
{122843}{122921}programmes, stupid presenters|talking shit about fashion and
{122933}{123056}some projects all day. I'm sick of|those projects. I don't care
{123065}{123108}where you've been and where|you'll have your next show, I
{123121}{123179}don't care about who takes care|of your look. I'm not going to
{123193}{123246}suck up to some idiot for money.|You models can fuck
{123257}{123468}yourselves. Fu-ck your-selves!|I can't believe what I said.
{123617}{123712}Sorry, I don't know what to say.|- You don't need to say
{123723}{123767}anything else to me.
{123896}{124362}- Hey, Tarzan, you getting in?|- No, he's not. - Sladjanaaa!
{124459}{124565}- Thanks for coming. - No problem|I came because of work.
{124574}{124713}- I know. You know that 50 euros|I owe you, I'll have it by the
{124727}{124838}end of the week, in principle,|definitely, in principle.
{125070}{125166}- You're fucking me! Not only|am I working over time, I'm
{125201}{125300}working in the middle of nowhere.
{125367}{125492}- Excuse me, are you from the centre?|- Get lost, Bighead.
{125526}{125565}Let's do the sound check.
{125621}{125679}- What's your problem?|Just three sentences, mate. Just
{125688}{125727}what you saw. You'll be the first|Serb to see a flying
{125738}{125838}saucer. You'll be celebrated!|- Viewers, here we are in...
{125856}{125887}- I don't want to be famous.|- How come?
{125894}{125919}- Sumpor, give me that|bird's number, please.
{125930}{125960}- Fine, I will. Go away.|Everyone wants to be famous!
{125971}{126084}- I don't. - Ok, you don't want to be|famous. But you want the
{126092}{126140}cash! - Yeah. - Well there's no cash|without fame. They come
{126147}{126276}together. - What about Banjaluka.|- Yes, but he
{126286}{126338}squeezes minced meat all day|and stinks of charcoal. Do you
{126346}{126404}want to stink of charcoal?|- I don't want that either.
{126423}{126489}Viewers, we're in a Vozdovac|tower block...
{126522}{126593}Sasa, is it ready?|- Just a minute, Makili.
{126603}{126655}- Excuse me, how big is this?|- Hey, Makili, get rid of
{126666}{126744}this thickhead, I'm going to punch him.|- Lad, please don't.
{126809}{126913}- Alright, what's your fucking problem?|- Understand mate, I
{126934}{127001}won't... - What won't you, what?|- Embarrass myself.
{127012}{127089}- What embarrassment, mate? To earn|some cash, become popular.
{127103}{127262}- We'll earn fuck all! Someone,|I don't know who or why,
{127273}{127338}doesn't want it to be known|that flying saucers exist.
{127351}{127436}They tell the stupid people|that they're all flashes,
{127458}{127561}weather balloons, or some shit.|But they can't lie to me, I
{127581}{127670}know what I saw.|- You're bloody crazy!
{127696}{127761}- Mate, do they pay your social?|- Shall we, mate?
{127776}{127829}- We shall!|Mate, come here.
{127866}{127907}- Mate, are you going to give|a statement? - About what?
{127918}{127979}- About my dick!|About the flying saucer, fool.
{127987}{128061}- And Avaks? - Yes or no?|- I didn't see anything!
{128425}{128568}- The heat's a killer, huh?|- Killer, mate.
{128727}{128815}- Hey, Braca, did you get laid?
{128970}{129161}- Did you win any money?|- Kind of, mate, yes and no.
{129198}{129477}- We're fucked, mate, fucked.|You know that feeling when...
{129700}{129796}I'm going home. Mum's made some pie.|- What you doing later?
{129838}{129963}- Dunno, maybe hanging myself.|- Come to the roof later.
{130051}{130108}- That bird's really fucked him.
{130194}{130276}- What I'd give to be|fucked up by some bird.
{130330}{130418}- Viewers, here we are in a|Vozdovac tower block, with a
{130429}{130506}magnificent view over a|sun-drenched Belgrade, of course,
{130515}{130562}when it's not night. With us is|our young fellow citizen
{130572}{130647}Aleksandar Kovacevic.|- Sumpor, mate, Sumpor.
{130665}{130723}- Sasa, what eactly did you see?
{130813}{130943}- It's still difficult for me to...|It really was amazing.
{130953}{131004}This is a great day for mankind.|The physicists,
{131014}{131094}astronomers and philosophers|are wrong. There is life beyond
{131105}{131190}earth. I saw a|flying saucer.
{131203}{131398}We were sitting here|smoking dope, err... Dunhill.
{131407}{131725}- Where exactly? - I was sitting here.|At one moment I glanced
{131743}{131913}at the sky and saw a bluish light,|like some magma. It
{131926}{131997}turned around like this,|and suddenly disappeared.
{132008}{132040}- Hey bighead, don't stand on|my cables. - What, you pussy! You
{132049}{132107}came here to show off in my|neighbourhood! - Don't mate.
{132119}{132350}- He thinks he's some big shot|if he works on TV. If you don't
{132358}{132379}like it here, why did you come?|To show off?
{132391}{132523}- Why you fucking me, mate?|- Well fuck you too, Sumpor!
{132748}{132765}They're insulting our neighbourhood,|and you're
{132777}{132787}talking shit, patronizing.|I'll shit on yourflying saucers.
{132802}{132858}- You know what, you can't work|with peasants. - Shall we?
{132890}{132916}- We shall. So, that shining bluish object,|shining in the
{132924}{132994}sky, like some lunar-park in the sky,|and weird sounds, like
{133002}{133138}some heavenly symphony.|- So they're intelligent beings.
{133148}{133250}- They're well ahead of us.|They were trying to tell us
{133258}{133343}something with those audio-visual|vibrations. - What?
{133549}{133631}- That we're here, and they're there,|so why not offer the
{133645}{133805}hand of friendship.|- Pack up the equipment. - Why?
{133843}{133929}I mean, I saw it, really.
{133967}{134017}- We interrupt the music for a news|flash. We're getting calls
{134034}{134108}from listeners around Kosmaj.|They say that an unidentified
{134119}{134190}flying object has appeared above|Sopot, but we can't
{134208}{134260}contact our reporter...|- Don't say we're going to
{134274}{134385}Kosmaj now.|Give me that cable.
{134435}{134557}- Hey, Sumpor, you promised me|that girl's number.
{134582}{134712}- You know what, that...
{134866}{135043}- Ciuvavaaaaaa|- Sladjanaaa
{135058}{135137}- Fuck me, is this Sladjana|ever going to respond?
{135152}{135219}- Get in touch Sladja!|...the latest information.
{135231}{135337}The army has blocked the route|to Kosmaj. Our reporter Radovan
{135355}{135457}is at the scene, at the heart of|the Kosmaj mountain...
{135571}{135632}- I guess you didn't get|any money?
{135903}{136033}- We don't need much money.|All we need is beer and fags. To
{136043}{136135}take out a bird.|- You don't have a bird, fool.
{136150}{136224}- I don't have a bird, but my|blood pressure's normal.
{136235}{136377}120 over 80. I sit on the roof with|my mates and don't give a
{136386}{136477}fuck about anything!|- Cheers!
{136687}{136745}- Avaks saw a flying saucer.
{136789}{136862}- What did you see?|- A flying saucer.
{136875}{137036}- Are you shitting us? - No.|- When, mate, where?
{137059}{137166}- You guys actually pissed on|me today from up here.
{137371}{137458}- We got beer, but not fags.
{137698}{137953}- This is from my mum. Eat up,|what's wrong with you? Pie.
{138176}{138261}Fuck, I was thinking, mates from|the neighbourhood, we know
{138273}{138416}each other ourwhole lives, but what|do you know about me, huh?
{138564}{138753}- Chill out, mate. Have a beer.|- Sure, that'll do.
{138869}{139034}- Sladjanaaa! - There is no Sladjana!|So stop calling her!
{139045}{139090}- Did you escort your friends out?|- Fuck you!
{139099}{139182}- Did Makili say hi to me?|- Leave my pressure cuff alone!
{139214}{139493}What happened? Is it my fault?|Did I screw up?
{139502}{139658}- No, mate. I screwed up.|And it hurts.
{139792}{139989}- Hey, mate, Avaks saw a flying saucer.|- I mean, seriously.
{140002}{140078}- Sladjana!
{140225}{140329}- Iris!
{140683}{140786}- Try with this,|she'll hear you better.
{141135}{141168}- Hello.
{141225}{141267}How did you know it was me?
{141314}{141381}No, I'm not cold, I got dressed.|I wanted to ask, do
{141392}{141470}You want to go to the cinema|with me tonight? No, another...
{141497}{141576}- Good luck, mate.
{141896}{142088}- Branka!
{142256}{142352}- Ljubica!
{142551}{142634}- Marija!
{142860}{142952}- Tanja!
{143349}{143444}- Dusan!
{143456}{143530}- I knew you were queer?|- I'm not, why?
{143541}{143599}- Well, who's the Dusan guy?|- A friend from nursery.
{143614}{143662}I really liked him.|And then he moved away.
{143681}{143752}And we haven't seen|each other since.
{143769}{143826}- You idiot!|- Why mate?
{143837}{143868}- Doesn't matter. Here's to you.
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