Anuban SamutSakhon School
English Program
SKIT CONTEST
HANSEL AND GRETEL and THE BIG WOODS
READER: Once upon a time, a long long time go, there lived a
brother and sister named Hansel and Gretel.
HANSEL: I’m Hansel.
GRETEL: I’m Gretel!
READER: Yes, just as I said. They lived in a cottage in the
woods with…
HANSEL and GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel.
READER: Enough! They lived in a cottage in the woods with their
father who loved them very much, and their stepmother…
STEPMOM: Husband! Your children are driving me crazy. I’m Hansel!
I’m Gretel! Take them into the woods and leave them!
FATHER: But they’ll get hungry.
STEPMOM: Don’t worry. A nice witch will feed them gingerbread.
FATHER: Oh! They like gingerbread. Ok! Come on kids!
READER: So the father took Hansel and Gretel far far away and left
them. However, he made one mistake. Instead of taking them
out into the WOODS…
GRETEL: Why did Daddy leave us in the WEEDS?
HANSEL: Ow! It’s so sticky!
READER: Hansel and Gretel stood around in the weeds waiting for
their faher.
GRETEL: Ow!
Hansel: Ow!
READER: Finally, Gretel realized he was not coming back.
GRETEL: Daddy is not coming back! How will we
find our way back to our house?
HANSEL: Look, it’s right over there. You can see it.
READER: So they walked home and jumped on the couch.
HANSEL: I’m Hansel! Hansel! Hansel1 (jumping)
GRETEL: I’m Gretel! Gretel! Gretel! (jumping)
HANSEL and GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel (3x)
READER: Their stepmother heard the noise and came out to see.
STEPMOM: Ohhhhhhhh!!!, they’re back.
READER: Their stepmother had a headache when she called her
husband.
STEPMOM: HUSBAND!!!!
FATHER: Yes, dear?
READER: She told him where to take those noisy children.
STEPMOM: Take those kids over the hill and deep into the forest
and leave them!
FATHER: But they’ll get hungry.
STEPMOM: Don’t worry. The dwarf will feel them.
FATHER: Oh. They’d like that! Ok! Ok! Come on kids!
READER: So their father took them oooooover the hill.. through
the forest.
FATHER: Say hello to Sneezy for me. Bye kids! (EXITS)
READER: Their father headed home wishing He was going to have
gingerbread for breakfast.
FATHER: Mmmmmm….gingerbread.
READER: Hansel and Gretel stood around as the forest got
darker and darker.
HANSEL: I’m Hansel
GRETEL: I’m Gretel.
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READER: Night fell. It was cold and dark. The children are
sleeping on the ground. The crickets chirped. The moon came out.
Finally its morning. (Gretel shook Hansel awake).
GRETEL: Hansel, it’s morning.
HANSEL: I’m hungry. What’s for breakfast?
WITCH (she will enter): You are! Heee! Heee! Heee! Oh, I mean
you delicious, I mean darling, kids are having breakfast with me!
READER: Hansel and Gretel introduced themselves.
HANSEL: Hi I’m Hansel.
GRETEL: Hi I’m Gretel.
HANSEL and GRETEL: We’re Hansel and Gretel.
WITCH: And I’m nice old lady. My house is over here… through those
trees…
HANSEL: Hi I’m Hansel.
GRETEL: Hi I’m Gretel.
WITCH: Enough! Walk this way.
READER: The nice old lady was really a witch who like to eat
children. She took them into her house. Gretel look around.
GRETEL: I thought you would have a gingerbread house.
WITCH: Oh the tax of the house is killing me.
READER: Hansel was getting hungrier so he asked again!
HANSEL: What’s for breakfast?
WITCH: Something delicious, but first you must wash up.
READER: The witch invited them to hop in a big pot of hot water.
She said:
WITCH Scrub a dub a dub, into the tub!
GRETEL: Why are there carrots and potatoes and celery…
HANSEL: flotaing in the bathtub?
WITCH: Oh! Heee heee heee heee. Those are bath toys.
READER: So Hansel and Gretel, who never were the smart kid in
town, hopped into the pot.
HANSEL: Splash! Splash.. look Gretel, my potato is a
submarine.. ping, ping, ping.
GRETEL: Look mine is a torpedo.. ka-bloosh!
READER: The witch added some salt.
GRETEL: What are you sprinkling on us?
WITCH: Just some bath salts. Hee hee hee
GRETEL: oh!
READER: There was a knock at the door.
WITCH: Who’s there?
DWARF: achhooo!! Sneezy.. (jumped in) May I come in?
WITCH: You are in..!
READER: Hansel jumped..
HANSEL: Hi! Sneezy!
DWARF: Aaaaacchooo (wipe the nose)
HANSEL: My dad says hi!
DWARF: oh! Im so hungry. Is there any food here (looking
around).
READER: He smell something good so he follows their noses until
he found…
DWARF: Sooooooouuuuup!
HANSEL and GRETEL: Soup? Where? I’m hungry!
DWARF: Kid soup!
HANSEL and GRETEL: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
READER: The dwarf try to rescue the kids but he is so weak from
bring hungry.
DWARF: Get out! The witch wants to cook and eat you!
