1-I need an angel´s kiss!
PISS
2-Wow! What an air gunner! STUNNER
3-'He's doin' ten year's bird.'
4-she´s a real Chairman Mao = cow
5-There are many Cheese baps here.
6- 'It ain't a cherry pie.'
7- 'me ol' China'
8- Cobbler's awls = balls (testicles- meaning rubbish, nonsense) - A loads of cobblers.
9- "What's the Cockney?"
10-What´s in your Davy Crockett?
11-Did you bring Dennis Law?
COMPLEX COCKNEY
“Stop touching my Derek Randall”
Derek Randall (cricketer)= love handles
Aris = arse (derived from Aristotle, which is 'bottle' and the first word of 'bottle and glass' =
arse)
Cattle truck: (UK) Cattle truck = fuck It is often used as a past participle to mean that
something is broken or doesn't work: The photocopier is cattled again.
He´s pulled a Cherie Blair.
Cobbler's awls = balls (testicles- meaning rubbish, nonsense) - A loads of cobblers.
Cream crackered = knackered (very tired)
http://www.english-for-students.com/Cockney-Rhyming-Slang-B.html
Bin Laden
Bag of sand
Bag of yeast
Barnet fair
Barry White
Bath tub
Becks and Posh
Bees and honey
Belinda Carlisles
Banker
Berlin walls
Bill stickers
Bird bath: (UK) Bird bath = laugh (Normally as a noun- 'you're having a bird bath'- it
rhymes in Cockney as the pronounce 'th' as 'f'.)
Bird lime: (UK) Bird lime = time (in prison) 'He's doin' ten year's bird.'
Bit of luck: (UK) Bit of luck = fuck (noun)
Bo Peep: (UK) Bo Peep = sleep
Boat race: (UK) Boat race = face
Bob Dylan: (UK) Bob Dylan = villain
Bob Hope: (UK) Bob Hope = dope (cannabis)
Bob Marley: (UK) Bob Marley = Charlie (cocaine)
Boracic lint: (UK) Boracic lint = skint (without any money)
Boss Hogg: (UK) Boss Hogg = bog (toilet) Boss Hogg is a character in the TV series the
Dukes of Hazzard.
Bottle and glass: (UK) Bottle and glass = arse
Boutros Boutros-Ghali: (UK) Boutros Boutros-Ghali = charlie (cocaine)Boutros Boutros-
Ghali was the Secretary General of the United Nations
Bowler hat: Bowler hat = twat
Brass band: (UK) Brass band = hand
Brass door: (UK) Brass door = whore (prostitute)
Brass flute: (UK) Brass flute = prostitute
Brassic lint: (UK) Brassic lint = skint (broke, no money)
Brian Clough: (UK) Brian Clough = rough (meaning 'ugly') Brian Clough was a famous
football manager.
Bricks and mortar: (UK) Bricks and mortar = daughter
Brighton Pier: (UK) Brighton Pier = queer (gay)
Bristol city: (UK) Bristol city = titty (breast)
British rail: (UK) British rail = email
Brixton riot: (UK) Brixton riot = diet Brixton is an area of London
Brown bread: (UK) Brown bread = dead
Bruce Lee: (UK) Bruce Lee = pee (urinate) Bruce Lee was an actor in martial arts films.
Bubble and squeak: (UK) Bubble and squeak = Greek (used as a noun- 'He's a Bubble.')
Bucket and spade: (UK) Bucket and spade = laid (meaning 'have sex'- 'I got bucket and
spade on Friday.')
Bumble bee: (UK) Bumble bee = E (the drug ecstasy)
Butcher's hook: (UK) Butcher's hook = look (used as a noun- 'Can I have a butcher's?')
Air force: (UK) Air force = sauce
Air gunner = stunner (attractive woman)
Al Capone = phone
Angel's kiss = piss (noun)
Apples and pears = stairs
Ayrton Senna = tenner (ten-pound note) Ayrton Senna was a Formula 1 racing driver.
Cape Horn = gay porn (Pornography)
Car and scooter = computer
Casablanca = wanker
Chairman Mao = cow
Cheese bap = Jap (Japanese person)
Cherie Blair: (UK) Cherie Blair = penalty fare Cherie Blair is the wife of a British politician
and was asked to pay a fine for not having a ticket on a train.
Chicken and rice: (UK) Chicken and rice = nice
Chicken Curry: (UK) Chicken Curry = worry (often used as a verb) 'Don't chicken curry
about it.'
Chicken Oriental: (UK) Chicken Oriental = mental (crazy)
Christian Slater = later
Dennis Law = draw (marijuana)
Derek Randall = love handles
COMPLEX COCKNEY
Aris = arse (derived from Aristotle, which is 'bottle' and the first word of 'bottle and glass' =
arse)
NEW LESSON
Acid Trip Rip
Adam and Eve Believe Classic
Alternatives
Modern
Rubbish
"Can you Adam and Eve it?"
Air Force Sauce Classic
Alternatives
Modern
Rubbish
"Do you wan't any Air Force on yer chips luv?"
Air Gunner Stunner Classic
Modern
Rubbish
"Cwar! She's a right Air Gunner!"
Al Capone Telephone Classic
Alternatives
Modern
Rubbish
"She just keeps Rabbiting on the Al Capone."
Alan Knott Hot Classic
Alternatives
Modern
Rubbish
"It ain't half Alan Knott in here."
Alan Minter Printer Classic
Alternatives
Modern
Rubbish
"Looks like the paper has got jammed in the Alan again !"
Alan Pardew Flu Classic
Modern
Rubbish
"I've got a bad case of the alan!"
