“The Brain Bank”

The Brain Bank It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had
been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news,
though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were
three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose. A large explosion had killed a
firefighter, a captain and a chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the
brains. The firefighter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief was
a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much more
expensive. The reply.... you see the chief’s brain has never been used!

http://www.sekolahoke.com/2011/01/spoof-text-brain-bank.html

"Private Conversation"
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not
enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very
loudly.I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and
the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it. I
turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the
young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”

"The Boss And The Trainee"

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into
the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who
you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU
are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

"Honey What is for Supper?"

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make
an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks,
and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of
her problem.

“Here's what you do,” said the doctor. “Start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational
speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, “I'm
about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what's for supper?”
No response.
So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Honey, what's for
supper?”
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “Honey, what's for
supper?”
Again he gets no response.
So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. “Honey, what's for supper?”
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what's for supper?”

“Damn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!”

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“Bad Dream”
Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up. She was scared
and cried.
Her husband tried to make her comfortable and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had
a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife
answer, the husband said: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”

“Vampire Bat”
Vampire Bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats
smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let
him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. “OK, follow me,” he said and
flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went,
across a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats were
excitedly around him with their tongues hanging out for blood. “Do you see that large oak
tree over there?” he asked. “YES, YES, YES!!!!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy. “Good!”
said the first bat, “Because I didn’t.”
http://www.sekolahoke.com/2011/01/spoof-text-vampire-bat.html

"The Perfect Husband"

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-
free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and

asks: "Anyone know whose phone is???!!!"

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"It’s Time to Go to School!"

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to
school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

"The Zoo Job"

One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street
performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive
a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained
to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear
that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the
gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd
came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of
people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla
successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to
notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to
lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed
to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage.
Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good
attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd
grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was
dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in
big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do
nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind.
Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help
me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back
looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up
you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
 “We Don't Subscribe to Any Newspaper”
Mike was a university student. He studies history. At the end of the year, his history
professor failed him in his examinations and he was told to leave the university. The next
day, Jack's father went to see the proffessor. He urged the professor to let Jack continue his
studies the following year. "He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you give him a
chance this time, I'm sure he will improve a lot next year." "No, no! That's quite impossible!"
replied the professor, "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon died, and he
could not answer it." "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father, "you see, we
don't subscribe to any newspapers in our house, so none of us even knew that Napoleon was
ill."

http://www.sekolahoke.com/2011/05/spoof-text-we-dont-subscribe-to-any.html

"Goat Jumping into Deep Hole"

Two men were walking through the woods and come across a very big deep hole. "Wow...that looks
deep." One replied,"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and we will see how deep this hole is."
Then they pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Geeez. That is really deep...
here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise." After that, they
pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. but no noise
they heard.

Wow.. They were really impressed with how deep hole it was. They look at each other in
amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's
a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss that sucker in this hole, it's must make some
noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. But, not a sound comes from the
hole. Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the
two men, then right past them, running as fast as its legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and
into the hole. The goat disappeared into the deep hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen. How could a goat jump into the hole?
Then, not long after that, out of the woods comes a farmer. He seemed to seek something and asked
to the two men, "Hey two guys... have you seen my goat out here?"

Feeling amazing with what they saw of a goat jumping to the hole, they answer straightly,"You bet
we did! Craziest thing I've ever seen! A goat came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

The farmer thought a moment and said, "That could not have been my goat. Because my goat was
chained to a railroad tie." Then he left the two men.

“Abu Nawas and the King Aaron”

The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace.
“You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times
and that’s too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail”
said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then
“Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the
king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.

The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The
guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country
yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his
house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to
step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did”
answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I
do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.

The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went
back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious
on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call
Abu Nawas to come to the palace.

Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely
punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The
King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The
king pretended to be furious.

“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This
morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground.
And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not
step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.

"Abu Ali Counts his Donkeys"

One day Abu Ali went to the fair, and bought nine donkeys. He rode home on one of them the rest
of the donkeys followed behind.
After a while Abu Ali said to himself, “I must make sure all my donkeys are here.” And he turned
round to count them.
“One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh! Where’s number nine?” Abu Ali cried
He jumped down from his donkey. He looked behind the rocks and behind the trees. But there was
no donkey to be seen.
“I’ll count them again,” Abu Ali said. “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Oh, he must
have come back.”
So Abu Ali climbed back on to the donkey and trotted away.
After a while he counted his donkeys again. He counted only eight! Once more he looked behind the
rocks and behind the trees. But there was no donkey to be seen.
“I will count again,” he said, and this time there were nine.
Just then Abu Ali saw his friend Musa walking along the road. “Musa,” he called. “Help me to count
my donkeys. I keep losing one. When I stop to count I have only eight, but when I get down looking
for the ninth, there he is again!”
“Well, I can see ten donkeys, Abu Ali,” laughed Musa. “And the tenth donkey’s name is Abu Ali”

"Loving Money Too Much"

There was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save
all of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything.
Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all
my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he
asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the
money in the casket with him.
Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting
there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After that
the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend said,
"I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
The wife turned to her friend and replied; "Yes, because I have promised." Then she
continued; "I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him." Feeling shocked, her friend said; "You mean that you have put every cent of his money
in the casket with him?" Then the wife answered; "Surely I did. I got it all together, put all
the money into my account and I just wrote him a check."

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“That Phone is Off”

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his
own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.

Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e
few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.

“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to
be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and
expensive house in the country.

The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to
finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company
and I was sent here to connect your telephone”

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1.American & Russian Submarines
German fisherman was at the sea with a small boat.
After some time American submarine surfaced near
him.
The captain asked the fisherman: “Which way is Alaska?”
The fisherman points his finger: “That way!”
“Thanks!” says the American, shouts “South-South-East,
bearing 159.5 degrees!” down the hatch and the submarine
submerges.
Ten minutes later a Soviet submarine emerges. The Russian
captain opens the hatch and asks the fisherman: “Where did
the American submarine go?”
The fisherman replies: “South-South-East bearing 159.5
degrees!”
“What?”, asked Russian captain.
“I said, they went to South-South-East bearing 159.5
degrees!”
“What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the
direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”
Orientation : German fisherman… surfaced near him.
Event 1 : The captain asked… submarine submerges.
Event 2 : Ten minutes later… bearing 159.5 degrees!”
Twist : “What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the
direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”
2.Buying A Broom
A woman was buying a broom in a store.
“Show me that one, please,” she says to the salesgirl.
The salesgirl brings it to her.
“No, that’s not what I want,” says the woman.
“Perhaps this one?” suggests the salesgirl.
“No, not that one either.”
“What about this one then?” The girl keeps on trying.
After twenty minutes more of this the woman says: “Very
well, this one will do.”
“Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap it for you
or will you fly it home?”
Orientation : A woman was buying a broom in a store.
Event : “Show me that… one will do.”
Twist : “Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap
it for you or will you fly it home?”
3.For Rent
There was an advertisement at the newspaper : Apartment for
rent, just for a family without children.
A man visited to that apartment, think for a moment, then
agree with the rules. But tomorrow, he move to the apartment
with his wife and seven kids!! The owner of apartment gets
angry.
“Sir, yesterday I was telling you! This apartment was just for
rent for a family without children!”
“What children?” answer the man. “You said this seven are
children? No!! They’re monsters!”
Orientation : There was an… without children.
Event : A man visited to… a family without children!”
Twist : “What children?” answer the man. “You said this
seven are children? No!! They’re monsters!”
4.Costumers Are Right
Marto had apprenticeship at repairing shop in middle semester
holiday. In the third day, Marto fought with the costumer.
Then he called by the owner.
“Marto, your behavior was very bad. The all of workers at this
repairing shop are prohibited to fight with the costumer. In
this repairing shop, the costumers are always right!”
“But sir…” Marto can’t continuing his words because being
cut by the owner.
“Don’t be protest! Ok, I will forgive you. But next time don’t
be happen again. Now tell me, what happened with that
costumer?” asked the owner of repairing shop.
“We fought because the costumer said that the owner of
repairing shop was pettifogging and likes to corrupt…” said
Marto.
Orientation : Marto had apprenticeship… Then he called by
the owner.
Event : “Marto, your behavior… asked the owner of repairing
shop.
Twist : “We fought because the costumer said that the owner
of repairing shop was pettifogging and likes to corrupt…”
said Marto.
5.Rope
Ian, Marto and Harsya have climbed the mountain. The roads
to the mountain pass was very slippery because of rain. Even
they are walking carefully, on their way to the mount, Ian got
slipped and fell to the cliff. Marto threw the rope to helping
Ian.
“Ian, hold this rope! I will pull up you!” shouted Marto.
“I can’t… Both of my arms are broken!” answer Ian.
“Ok, bite the rope!” said Marto.
After Ian bite that rope, Marto and Harsya pull up Ian steeply.
Finally Ian can reach the edge of cliff. Harsya, who worried
with his friend, asked Ian when Ian still biting the rope.
“Your head are okay, Ian?” asked Harsya.
“No, Harsya!” answer Ian.
Then Ian fell again to the cliff.
Orientation : Ian, Marto and Harsya… the rope to helping
Ian.
Event 1 : “Ian, hold this rope! … said Marto.
Event 2 : After Ian bite… “No, Harsya!” answer Ian.
Twist : Then Ian fell again to the cliff.
6.Pesticide Juice
A month ago, Tama and his family sells juice, like tomato
juice, orange juice, etc. But because of the costumers were
didn’t really like the juices, so Tama’s family closed the
selling juice and opened farming medicine shop like
insecticide, pesticide, compost, etc.
One night later, Dea met with Tama. Tama’s head was
bandaged, and his eyes was black-blue.
“What happened with you?” asked Dea.
“I have been hit by the costumer” answered Tama.
“Hit by costumer? Why?”
“Yeah, yesterday at the afternoon, I was selling farming
medicine. Then a costumer came in and asked for liquid
pesticide. Subconciously, I said like when I sell the juice a
month ago,’Do you want to pack it or drink here?’. Finally I
got hit by the costumer…”
Orientation : A month ago… compost, etc.
Event : One night later… liquid pesticide.
Twist : Subconciously, I said like when I sell the juice a month
ago,’Do you want to pack it or drink here?’. Finally I got hit
by the costumer…”
7.Two Police
One day a man give a humor in Bus Halte to a woman,
“You know why police always walk in pairs?”
“No, why?”
“This is special : One can reading, and the others can writing”
Suddenly a hand holding the man’s shoulder. That’s the police
behind him!
“Your paper!” barks him.
The man gave his humor paper, and the police read it. Then he
nod at his friend and said, “Write traffic ticket letter because
he insult Soviet Police, Vasya”
Orientation : One day a man give a humor in Bus Halte to a
woman,
Event : “You know why police… The man gave his humor
paper, and the police read it.
Twist : Then he nod at his friend and said, “Write traffic
ticket letter because he insult Soviet Police, Vasya”
8.Lenin in Polandia
An artist was presenting his best painting about relationship
between Soviet and Poland. The title was “Lenin in Poland”.
Of course many people want to see it. So, one day all of
people come to Kremlin to see it. But then people was very
surprised. The painting was not Lenin, but Lenin’s wife,
Nadezhda Krupskaya kissing with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is degradation! Where is Lenin?” ask them.
The artist answered, “Lenin in Poland”.
Orientation : An artist was presenting his best painting about
relationship between Soviet and Poland. The title was “Lenin
in Poland”.
Event : Of course many people want … Where is Lenin?” ask
them.
Twist :The artist answered, “Lenin in Poland”.
9.Don’t Need To Read it
A president give speech at Olympiad.
“O!” applause.
“O!” applause again.
“O!” applause more loud.
“O!” applause more loud again.
“O!!!” some of people stand up and give applause very loud.
The president’s counselor run to podium and whisper to
president,
“Mister, that was circle symbols of Olympiad! You don’t need
to read it!”
Orientation : A president give speech at Olympiad.
Events : “O!” … and whisper to president,
Twist : “Mister, that was circle symbols of Olympiad! You
don’t need to read it!”
10.Math
Harsya very dislike Mathematics. Because of that, he always
feeling pain when he attend the Math class.
One day the teacher ask him
“Three plus five plus four plus seven equals?”
Harsya confused and only answered “I don’t know, sir.”
“Okay Harsya. I’ll make it easy. If three mango, plus five
cucumber, plus four guava and plus seven pineapple, it
equals….?” said the teacher.
“Rujak” answer Harsya quickly.
Orientation : Harsya very dislike Mathematics. Because of
that, he always feeling pain when he attend the Math class.
Events : One day the teacher ask him … said the teacher.
Twist : “Rujak” answer Harsya quickly.

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PINGUIN IN THE PARK

Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and
said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the
penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are
you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did.
And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the
movie”.

ABU NAWAS AND THE KING AARON

The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You
want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s
too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king.
“If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember,
from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said
seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.
The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards
were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country yet. Instead
leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu
Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground
of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas
calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the
ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.
The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went
back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious
on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call
Abu Nawas to come to the palace.
Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish
you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King
continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king
pretended to be furious.
“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning
I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since
yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the
ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
NASREDDIN’S COAT

One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner party. He went to the party by wearing old
clothes.
When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him and nobody gave him a seat. He got no
food in the party so he went home and change his clothes
Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest coat and went to the party again. The host
at once got up and came to meet him. The host offered him the best table and gave him a
good seat and served him the best food
Nasreddin sat and put off his coat. He put his coat and said; “Eat the food, Coat!” the hosts
and guests were very surprised and asked Nareddin; “What are doing?” Nasreddin replied
calmly; “When I came here with my old clothes, nobody looked at me. Then I went home and
put on my best clothes. I came back in my newest coat and you all give me this best food and
drink. So, you give food to my coat instead of me”. Getting Nasreddin’s answer, they just
shook the head.

THE ZOO JOB STORY

One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street
performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a
crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to
the clown that the zoo’s most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that
attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla
until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd
came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of
people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla
successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to
notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to
lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed
to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion’s cage.
Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good
attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd
grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was
dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in
big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do
nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind.
Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, “Help me, help
me!”, but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back
looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;”Shut up you
idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?”.

THE NECKLACE
Mathilde Loisel was one of those pretty and charming girls born,and she let herself be married
off to a little clerk in the Ministry of Education. One evening her husband came home with a
large envelope in his hand, an invitation card:
“The Minister of Education and Madame Ramponneau request the pleasure of the company of
Monsieur and Madame Loisel at the Ministry on the evening of Monday, January the 18th.”
Instead of being delighted, she flung the invitation petulantly across the table, murmuring.
“Why, darling, I thought you’d be happy. You never go out, and this is a great occasion.”
She looked at him out of furious eyes, and said impatiently: “And what do you suppose I am to
wear at such a party?”
Her husband had not thought about it. But soon he had bright idea and exclaimed “Why don’t
you go and see Madame Forestier and ask her to lend you some jewels. “
She uttered a cry of delight. “That’s true. I never thought of it.”
Next day she went to see her friend. Madame Forestier went to her dressing-table, took and
opened a large box. Her heart began to beat covetously. She discovered a superb diamond
necklace. Her hands trembled as she lifted it. She fastened it round her neck, upon her high
dress, and remained in ecstasy at sight of herself.
The day of the party arrived. She was the prettiest woman present, elegant, graceful, smiling,
and quite above herself with happiness. All the men stared at her, inquired her name, and
asked to be introduced to her. She left the party about four o’clock in the morning. Arriving at
home, She took off the clothes. But suddenly she uttered a cry. The necklace was no longer
round her neck. So her husband returned to the party to find the necklace but he had found
nothing. His face lined and pale. “You must write to your friend,” he said, “and tell her that
you’ve broken the clasp of her necklace and are getting it mended. That will give us time to
work and get money to replace the necklace”
She came to know the heavy work. She washed the plates, dirty linen, the shirts and dish-
cloths, and hung them out to dry on a string. Every morning she took the dustbin down into the
street and carried up the water, stopping on each landing to get her breath. She went to the
fruiterer, to the grocer, to the butcher, a basket on her arm, haggling, insulted, fighting for
every wretched halfpenny of her money. While her husband worked in the evenings at putting
straight a merchant’s accounts, and often at night he did copying at twopence-halfpenny a
page. This life lasted ten years and they had enough money to to buy and replace the
necklace.
She went to meet Madame Forestier.
“You remember the diamond necklace you lent me?. Actually I lost it”
“How could you? Why, Well, you meet me to return the necklace now?”
“Yes, I bring you another necklace just like it. And for the last ten years we have been working
hard for it. You realise it wasn’t easy for us; we had no money. Well, it’s paid for at last, and
I’m glad indeed.”
Madame Forestier smiled in proud and innocent happiness. She deeply moved and said; “Oh,
my poor Mathilde! But mine was imitation. It was only worth at five hundred francs!”

CINDERELLA WOULD BE SHOCKED

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington
Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post
labeled this article, “The Best Comeback Line Ever”
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of
Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. “You know,
a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there wasn’t,” he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin
that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
need. “I guess I was just really into it, you know?” he commented with evident
embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching
and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. “It was an
unusual situation, that’s for sure,” said Officer Taylor. “I walked up to (Lawrence) and he’s…
just working away at this pumpkin.”
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. “I just went up
and said, ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?’ He froze and
was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
‘A pumpkin? Darn…is it midnight already?”

THAT PHONE IS OFF

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children
of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate
agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there
for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and
pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted
to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave
to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone
company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”

LOVING MONEY TOO MUCH

There was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save all
of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
money more than just about anything.
Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all
my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.” So he
asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the
money in the casket with him.
Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting
there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before
the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!”
She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After that
the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend
said, “I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.”
The wife turned to her friend and replied; “Yes, because I have promised.” Then she
continued; “I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with
him.” Feeling shocked, her friend said; “You mean that you have put every cent of his money
in the casket with him?” Then the wife answered; “Surely I did. I got it all together, put all the
money into my account and I just wrote him a check.”

THE SPYING PARROT

A guy was having marital problems. He and the wife were not communicating at all and he had
lonesome so he went to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
In the store he came to parrots. As he wandered down the rows of parrots he noticed one with
no feet. Surprised he mutters “I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?”
The parrot said “With my prick, you dummy.”
The guy was startled and said “You certainly talk well for a parrot.”
The parrot said “Of course, I’m very well educated. I can discuss politics, sports, religion, most
any subject you wish.”
The guy said “Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for.”
Then the guy bought the parrot and for three months things go great. When he came home
from work the parrot told him about the recent and hottest news.
One day the guy come home from work and the parrot waved a wing at him and said “Come in
and shut the door.”
The guy said “What’s up?”
The parrot said “I don’t know how to tell you this, but the mailman came today. I saw
that your wife answered the door in her transparent gown and he kissed her right on the lips.”
The guy said “He did? Did you see?”
The parrot said ” Yes, Then he pulled her gown down… and …..”
“My God, what happened next? “The guy said curiously to know next.
Then the parrot replied “I don’t know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch.”

American & Russian Submarines

German fisherman was at the sea with a small boat. After some time American submarine
surfaced near him.

The captain asked the fisherman: “Which way is Alaska?”

The fisherman points his finger: “That way!”
“Thanks!” says the American, shouts “South-South-East, bearing 159.5 degrees!” down the
hatch and the submarine submerges.

Ten minutes later a Soviet submarine emerges. The Russian captain opens the hatch and asks
the fisherman: “Where did the American submarine go?”
The fisherman replies: “South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees!”
“What?”, asked Russian captain.
“I said, they went to South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees!”

“What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”

Orientation : German fisherman… surfaced near him.

Event 1 : The captain asked… submarine submerges.
Event 2 : Ten minutes later… bearing 159.5 degrees!”
Twist : “What did you mean of that? You’d better show us the direction with your finger, if
you don’t want us to sink you!”
Buying A Broom

A woman was buying a broom in a store.

“Show me that one, please,” she says to the salesgirl.
The salesgirl brings it to her.
“No, that’s not what I want,” says the woman.
“Perhaps this one?” suggests the salesgirl.
“No, not that one either.”
“What about this one then?” The girl keeps on trying.
After twenty minutes more of this the woman says: “Very well, this one will do.”
“Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap it for you or will you fly it home?”

Orientation : A woman was buying a broom in a store.

Event : “Show me that… one will do.”
Twist : “Madam,” says the harassed salesgirl, “Shall I wrap it for you or will you fly it home?”
For Rent

There was an advertisement at the newspaper : Apartment for rent, just for a family without
children.

A man visited to that apartment, think for a moment, then agree with the rules. But
tomorrow, he move to the apartment with his wife and seven kids!! The owner of apartment
gets angry.

“Sir, yesterday I was telling you! This apartment was just for rent for a family without
children!”

“What children?” answer the man. “You said this seven are children? No!! They’re monsters!”

Orientation : There was an… without children.

Event : A man visited to… a family without children!”
Twist : “What children?” answer the man. “You said this seven are children? No!! They’re
monsters!”
Costumers Are Right
Marto had apprenticeship at repairing shop in middle semester holiday. In the third day, Marto
fought with the costumer. Then he called by the owner.

“Marto, your behavior was very bad. The all of workers at this repairing shop are prohibited to
fight with the costumer. In this repairing shop, the costumers are always right!”

“But sir…” Marto can’t continuing his words because being cut by the owner.

“Don’t be protest! Ok, I will forgive you. But next time don’t be happen again. Now tell me,
what happened with that costumer?” asked the owner of repairing shop.

“We fought because the costumer said that the owner of repairing shop was pettifogging and
likes to corrupt…” said Marto.

Orientation : Marto had apprenticeship… Then he called by the owner.

Event : “Marto, your behavior… asked the owner of repairing shop.
Twist : “We fought because the costumer said that the owner of repairing shop was
pettifogging and likes to corrupt…” said Marto.
Rope

Ian, Marto and Harsya have climbed the mountain. The roads to the mountain pass was very
slippery because of rain. Even they are walking carefully, on their way to the mount, Ian got
slipped and fell to the cliff. Marto threw the rope to helping Ian.

“Ian, hold this rope! I will pull up you!” shouted Marto.

“I can’t… Both of my arms are broken!” answer Ian.
“Ok, bite the rope!” said Marto.

After Ian bite that rope, Marto and Harsya pull up Ian steeply. Finally Ian can reach the edge of
cliff. Harsya, who worried with his friend, asked Ian when Ian still biting the rope.

“Your head are okay, Ian?” asked Harsya.

“No, Harsya!” answer Ian.

Then Ian fell again to the cliff.

Orientation : Ian, Marto and Harsya… the rope to helping Ian.

Event 1 : “Ian, hold this rope! … said Marto.
Event 2 : After Ian bite… “No, Harsya!” answer Ian.
Twist : Then Ian fell again to the cliff.
Pesticide Juice

A month ago, Tama and his family sells juice, like tomato juice, orange juice, etc. But because
of the costumers were didn’t really like the juices, so Tama’s family closed the selling juice
and opened farming medicine shop like insecticide, pesticide, compost, etc.
One night later, Dea met with Tama. Tama’s head was bandaged, and his eyes was black-blue.
“What happened with you?” asked Dea.
“I have been hit by the costumer” answered Tama.
“Hit by costumer? Why?”
“Yeah, yesterday at the afternoon, I was selling farming medicine. Then a costumer came in
and asked for liquid pesticide. Subconciously, I said like when I sell the juice a month ago,’Do
you want to pack it or drink here?’. Finally I got hit by the costumer…”

Orientation : A month ago… compost, etc.

Event : One night later… liquid pesticide.
Twist : Subconciously, I said like when I sell the juice a month ago,’Do you want to pack it or
drink here?’. Finally I got hit by the costumer…”
Two Police

One day a man give a humor in Bus Halte to a woman,

“You know why police always walk in pairs?”
“No, why?”
“This is special : One can reading, and the others can writing”
Suddenly a hand holding the man’s shoulder. That’s the police behind him!
“Your paper!” barks him.
The man gave his humor paper, and the police read it. Then he nod at his friend and said,
“Write traffic ticket letter because he insult Soviet Police, Vasya”

Orientation : One day a man give a humor in Bus Halte to a woman,

Event : “You know why police… The man gave his humor paper, and the police read it.
Twist : Then he nod at his friend and said, “Write traffic ticket letter because he insult Soviet
Police, Vasya”
Lenin in Polandia

An artist was presenting his best painting about relationship between Soviet and Poland. The
title was “Lenin in Poland”.
Of course many people want to see it. So, one day all of people come to Kremlin to see it. But
then people was very surprised. The painting was not Lenin, but Lenin’s wife, Nadezhda
Krupskaya kissing with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is degradation! Where is Lenin?” ask them.
The artist answered, “Lenin in Poland”.

Orientation : An artist was presenting his best painting about relationship between Soviet and
Poland. The title was “Lenin in Poland”.
Event : Of course many people want … Where is Lenin?” ask them.
Twist :The artist answered, “Lenin in Poland”.
Stethoscope

One day a doctor brought his daughter to his clinic. While she waits in the clinic, the doctor
leaving her for meeting in hospital.
One hour later, he back again to the clinic. He surprised when he look his daughter hold the
stethoscope. The doctor crying and said,
“Thanks God! She follow my path as Doctor!”
The daughter saw at him, and she put the stethoscope at her mouth and she said “Welcome to
Burger Restaurant. What do you want for eat? Eat here or take away?”

Orientation: One day a doctor brought his daughter to his clinic. While she waits in the clinic,
the doctor leaving her for meeting in hospital.
Events : One hour later … She follow my path as Doctor!”
Twist : The daughter saw at him, and she put the stethoscope at her mouth and she said
“Welcome to Burger Restaurant. What do you want for eat? Eat here or take away?”
Don’t Need To Read it

A president give speech at Olympiad.

“O!” applause.
“O!” applause again.
“O!” applause more loud.
“O!” applause more loud again.
“O!!!” some of people stand up and give applause very loud. The president’s counselor run to
podium and whisper to president,

“Mister, that was circle symbols of Olympiad! You don’t need to read it!”

Orientation : A president give speech at Olympiad.

Events : “O!” … and whisper to president,
Twist : “Mister, that was circle symbols of Olympiad! You don’t need to read it!”
Math

Harsya very dislike Mathematics. Because of that, he always feeling pain when he attend the
Math class.
One day the teacher ask him
“Three plus five plus four plus seven equals?”
Harsya confused and only answered “I don’t know, sir.”
“Okay Harsya. I’ll make it easy. If three mango, plus five cucumber, plus four guava and plus
seven pineapple, it equals….?” said the teacher.
“Rujak” answer Harsya quickly.

Orientation : Harsya very dislike Mathematics. Because of that, he always feeling pain when
he attend the Math class.
Events : One day the teacher ask him … said the teacher.
Twist : “Rujak” answer Harsya quickly.

Dikutip dari berbagai sumber. Special thanks to all my friends And You. Geletakkan sedikit
komentar atau jempol Facebooknya kawan. Terima kasih.
MAN PRIMITIF

Seorang pria dari sisi negara Pergi ke kota. Ini adalah pertama kalinya mengunjungi kota, sehingga
pandangan kota dengan semua teknologi mencolok Kaget uterus sangat banyak.

Saat roaming pusat perbelanjaan di kota itu, ia menemukan sebuah bangunan merah Itu soo besar!
Dia ingin masuk ke dalam gedung, sehingga ia penuh semangat berjalan ke gedung dan menemukan
diri berhadapan dengan pintu logam mengkilap. Di pintu adalah tanda 'terbuka'. Dia Terkejut,
bangunan ini adalah sebuah oven? Dia keliru menyimpan tanda 'terbuka' sebagai 'oven'.

Dalam isyarat dengan kesalahan ini, seorang pria kulit putih membuka pintu dan DIBUAT bangunan.
Dan kemudian lima menit kemudian, pintu logam terbuka mengungkapkan seorang pria kulit hitam!

Ketika orang kulit putih lain, Datang untuk memasuki gedung, pria country-side berhenti memasuki
rahim. Dia berkata, "Jangan pergi ke sana! Gedung itu adalah oven! "

...

The Boss and The Trainee

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and
shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know
who you're talking to, dumbo?"
No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who
YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

Private Conversation
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it.
A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly.I got very
angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily.
They did not pay any attention. In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear
a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private
conversation”

It’s Time to Go to School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

It’s Time to Go to School!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

RACE
In a race, there are 3 participants who followed the race, namely rabbit,
turtle, and millipede. All race participants are getting ready at the start line,
after the referee blew fluid, all participants began to run around the field.
Rabbit are known for running, his running speed is very fast, while the tortoise
behind him. As he approached the finish line, the rabbit was very surprised to
see a millipede has been at the finish line first. Rabbit said to the millipede “
you’re so great, it’s you to the finish line first ”. ” What do you mean? I have
not started running!” responsibility millipedes. “Then why are you still here?”
asked the rabbit, “do not you see I have not finished installing all my shoes!”.

By: Indria Astuti & Raudatun Nisa

Class: XI.IIA3 SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

The Blind And The Deaf

Once upon a time in a village there lived two friends named Ame and Abe. Ame
bind and Abe can’t hear at all. One day they want to go to watch a movie in a cinema,but
Ame could not see and Abe could not hear,so the went to watch both in order to help each
other. Night arrived, they were getting ready to go to cinema. At 8 pm they were off by using
bicycle. At there, they immediately bought tickets and they sit in the middle of every
crowded audience, the movie begins in a publish. Abe say “friend, if there is a funny scenes
you simply patted my hand so that I can laugh”. Ame answered “yes, but if there is funny
scenes that you also have to pat my shoulder I’ll be laughing too”. When the movie was being
aired, there is a sad scene, and when it was also there that people do not accidentally hit the
shoulder Ame, and Ame laughed with a loud voice, all eyes are on Ame, because he himself
laughing. The directly issued from the cinema because they are very disturbing, they went
home with a very shy.
 Created by : Lesia Asry Fajriani
& Sopiandi
Class : XI.IIA.3 SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP
2012-2013)

MY TEACHER MY SUPERMAN

Once upon a time there a teacher. He is so friendly and discipline. One night, the
teacher have much work. So it make his time for sleeping be a little and wake up late. Cause
he wake up late, he was in a hurry an forget to take a shower and immediately took his
uniform. When he arrived at school he did not go to the office, but directly to the classroom
where he lesson. And when he opened the classroom door, suddenly all students laughing
while see the teacher. The teacher became confused and said in an angry tone “why you all
laugh, there is a funny ?”. One of students responded “sorry sir,your trouser…….?!”. The
student is not able to say more because he laugh. Then the teacher immediately saw his
trouser and realized that he was wearing wear long trouser on the inside and panties in pink
color and Barbie picture on the outside is like a SUPERMAN.

By :1. Jamiatul Asyah & Harmi Yulianti

Class :XI.IIA.3
SMAN 1 ALAS SUMBAWA NTB (2012-2013)

IEK AND A WOMAN

In the day IEK was walking in the street, and he saw a woman and
approached the woman to speak ! Then IEK mention his name, and it’s name was
IEK, woman only silent.Iin face fully question, IEK asked "what’s your
name?” but the woman only silent, because of the woman was only silent, at last
IEK sang while saw cloud.
Break one hour suddenly the woman saw a grandfather drove bicycle but he
was forget used pants, so the woman laughed, and IEK looking mouth the woman
evident, the tooth of the woman lost two and IEK ran leaved the woman that
laughed.

By : Andi Tedy Sutedy & Riski Tanata

Class : XI.IIA3
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

WENT TO SCHOOL
 Early one morning, a mother went into wake up her son.
“wake up son, its time to go to school”
“but why mom? I don’t want to go, I am so lazy”
“give me to reason why you don’t to go”
“well, the kids hate me for one, and the teacher hate me, too!”
“oh that no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready”
“give me two reason why I should go to school”
“well for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another you’re the principal”

By : Unknown Writer

I wanna be a pilot
One day a cleaning service in an airplane was clean the floor of airplane. When he
worked, he imagined himself to be a pilot. Then he decided to take a rest in a few minutes and
thought about his dream to be a pilot. After that, he saw a stewardess back to the airplane to
took her bag and brought some book. She looked very hurried until she was not conscious that
one of the book was fell. After the stewardess leaved the airplane, the cleaning service took
the book and read the book
“ how to drive the airplane,. Wow!! Amazing, with this book, my dreams will become
true!!!”said the boy while read the title of the book. As soon as posible, he went to airplane
cockpit. Then he open the book. In the first page, he read “ press the green button to fly the
airplane”.Then he was immediately pressed the green button and suddenly he was surprised
that the plane flew slowly. he screamed loudly. Now he has to be at a height of
20 feet. then cheerfully he opens the second page. there is written "to keep the airplane is at a
higher altitude, you have to press the yellow button" and he was pressing the yellow
button and the plane was flying very high. After the cleaning service feels that heightwas
enough, he didn’t want to fly higher. then he opens the next page, there is written "to
rebuild the airplane remain at a certain height, press the blue button" he was pressing the blue
button. after that, he closed the book and put beside him and said "my dreams can become true
right now, it is time I traveled the world with this plane." three hours later, he was bored
and wanted to get back to the airport to land the plane.Quickly, he took and opened the last
page of the book, to find ways to land the plane. He was shocked after reading the last
page, there is written
"to land the plane, you can learning in the handbook part II, that is easy
to get at nearby stores. Thank you"

By : Yulia Ulfa & Retno Indriansi Faradilah

Class : XI.IA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Cruel Punishment
A fter spent his day to caught the fish at river, Yong came home with some
fish in his bucket. He walked happily while whistled along the journey.
Suddenly, when he was almost arrived at house, he heard a commotion and he could knew
his mother’s sound clearly. Soon, he removed his bucket and hurried to saw what was happening
in his house.
At house, he saw some soldiers caught his father. Yong shocked.
“Father! Father! What happened?” he asked.
“Step aside! Your father stole an expensive painting from Mr. Cheng’s house. So, he
must face Mr. Cheng now!” said a soldier.
After that, the soldiers brought Yong’s father. Yong and his mother joined from behind.
Finally, they arrived at Mr.Cheng’s luxury house and Mr. Cheng waited in front of his
house.
“This is the thief, sir!” said a soldier.
“I am so sorry, sir! I don’t know anything!” said Yong’s father frightened.
“Silent! Soldier bring him to the prison. And tomorrow exact in the morning, cut his
hand!” commanded Mr. Cheng.
Yong and his both parents shocked heard that. They tried to changed Mr. Cheng’s
decision, but it failed. Yong tried to thought the solution, and finally he got an idea.
“Sir, give me time until afternoon. I will bring much money to pay your painting! If I can
win the wrestle competition tomorrow, I will give the price to you!” said Yong convinced.
“My son! Do you know what you said?” asked his mother later. His son’s statement made
her very shocked.
“Oh, okey! Acceptable!” replied Mr. Cheng.
In the next day, Yong woke up early after slept in five minutes since came home from
Mr. Cheng’s house.
And then, he walked to wrestle competition place held with fidgety heart. After waited
for long time, finally Yong’s number called. Immediately, he used his mask and came in to the
arena.
He fought with all ability that he had. But, his rival too strong for a thin boy liked him.
“My father will loss his hand if I lose!” said Yong before his rival took outside his
victory stroke.
“Yong?” replied his rival spontaneous.
“Do you know me?” said Yong surprised.
Without said anything, the rival took his identification sign and showed its to the juries.
Spontaneity, it made Yong and all people around them shocked. Because it meant he lost. Yong
won!
Finally, Yong went to Mr. Cheng’s house with a big pocket of money in his hand.

But, unfortunately! When Yong walked passed by the junggle, he met with a thief. Yong
panicked! The thief pursued him to the junggle inside and the poor Yong ran as fasted as he
could. But, everything were vain.
Yong just could wept, it was too late to got money again even to visited his father.
Lastly, Yong arrived at Mr. Cheng’s house. In front of the gate, Yong met his parents
with the soldiers. And he could saw his father with his long arm shirt without his palm of hands
clearly.
“Father! Father! I am so sorry!” screamed Yong.
But, his father was kept voiceless. And his mother didn’t stopped cried.
“Oh, your hand!” said Yong again.
 Suddenly, Yong’s father spread his hand and embraced his son.
“Oh my son, they never cut my hand.” he said.
“Really?” said Yong happily. “What happened?” he continued.

Then his father retold what happened in the last-minute. Mr.Cheng asked his soldier to
started the punishment.
“Three! Two!” screamed the soldier. “One!”
“Stop!” heard a sound from the gate. Apparently, that was Mr. Cheng’s father.
And then, he whispered something to Mr. Cheng, and then said,
“What do you think my son? You can punish him by your self”
“It seems interest!” replied Mr. Cheng.
Yong’s father stopped his story.
“So, they change the punishment?” asked Yong angered.
“Yes,” replied his father brief.
“Did he cut your leg? Your digit?” asked Yong worried.
His mother just could silent saw his son’s behaviour while wept.
“No. But, look! He pulled my front tooth! Oh, they broke my handsomeness!” replied his
father while showed his teeth.
“Hahaha” Yong laughed.

Finally, they came home and laughed along the journey to home.

The End

By : Olga Mahesti P
Class : XI.IA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Locked The Wind

This story of a father and his son. One day the father told his son about the
situation.
“Son, the doctor said at the hospital, I can stomach upset and maybe I will not
live much longer.”
“So what can I do for you, dad?”
“I just want you to catch the wind and locked. This might be my last request.
The child just silent. Because the son very obedient and he did not want to
disappoint his father, he immediately thought of a way to catch the wind.
The boy thought and thought endlessly, because given time is not long, nearly
two day he thought, still not finding any solution.
He was in a submissive. In the submissive he remembers something. That
Aladin and the magic lamp.
“”Genie is not. Impossible???” said the child.
Ahaa… I have a solution.
The child was immediately looking for her father to give knowing. His
immediately search the entire contents of the house, he discovered his father.
Father said, “Have you manage to catch the wind and locked?”
 “Yes dad!”
Cheerfully because it found the solution, the children gave a bottle ti his
father.
“What is this? Where is the wind?”
“In a bottle, dad !”
“Where? I don’t see anything?”
“Wind is not invisible, father. Open the bottle if he wanted know where the
wind. After opening the bottle, the father foul smell.
“What is the smell?”
“Dear father, I’d fart and I put in my bottle, because afraid the wind out, so I
put in a bottle with away to plug.
The father was not angry, because the child is not one explanation what so
ever.

By : Juli Alfita & Dea

Guswita
Class : XI.IA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

STUPID BOY “WIRYA”

Be a boy, his name is Wirya he is student in Sheila Gank Senior High
School. And in one day he accepted result of his English test and he got bad worth. But
he not completely feel regret because he appreciated his self is not smart boy and his
soul already trained with bad worth in the test. With his confidence his walked to
went home and finally he arrived at his house. And absolute he must hid his English
test from his mother because if his mother knew he already got bad worth again and
again his mother will be angried in a long day and his never stop speak and gave he
advice and advice. But he ill-fated because his English test inadvertent out from his bag
when he put his bag in the chair. And his mother finally saw his bad worth and said :
Mother : Why you get bad worth ??? “ with high-pitched”
But Wirya just silenced because he didn’t knew what he must said, but his
mother stay asked same question to him and in finally Wirya answered his mother
question
Wirya : because of absent mom “ Wirya answered with steadily
Mother : “ you mean you were absent on the day of the test ??” mother
wondered
Wirya : no mom but my friend who sit in my near is sick, and he not come when
the test
Mother : I didn’t understand with your declaration, what the relation your worth
with your friend who not came when the test
Wirya : I mean my worth bad because nothing my friend who gave me good
tough for the test, so I just answered the test with my known
Mother : oh my god Wirya why you very stupid
Wirya : I don’t know but I think stupid is my natural character
 By : Wina Karina
Class : XI.IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Patient’s Death
One day, there was a patient went to the Doctor. A
several minute later, he outed from madicine room. He looked sad
becaused he was in cancer.
In the next day, the man received a phone called from the
Doctor.
“ Who is this ?.” He said.
“ I am the Doctor that investigate you yesterday.” The
Doctor said.
“ What’s going on ?.” He continue.
“ I have good news and all it once a bad news for you.” The
Doctor said again
“ Give me the good news first, okay.” He asked.
“ Okay, the good news is you have 24 hours to live.” The
Doctor said.
“ Oh no !,,,,if that good news, than what is the bad news.” He
shocked heard that.
“ The bad news is,,,,,, I forget to inform you yesterday.” The
doctor said.

Name : khairiah Mutia

Class : XI IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

The King VS The Cagey Man

Long time ago, in a village there lived a hunter man named Rocky with his
dog named Ace. He was the best hunter in his village.
One day, Rocky and Ace went to forest for hunting. Suddenly they heard
womans shouted, “help,, help,, help,,!!!”.
The shouted came to them. They waited for who were would came out from the thicket.
And that was The Princess with her waitress which chased by a hog forest. And the hog
forest hazed when it looks Ace. Because that meeting, Rocky and Princess was falling in
love each other.
 When heard that news, The King very angry, and he commanded the
Kingdom Guard to called Rocky. In a few minutes Rocky came to face The King.
“I gave you three request, and I certain to granted it. Provided you must made promise
to went away from my daughter”. Said The King.
“I very loved the Princess, but if that my Lord’s hoping, I would to did it
1. You must gave me assets for hunting
2. Gave Ace the foods everyday”. Replied Rocky.
“Just that? You still had one request. Come on, said your last request. ” Offered The King.
“ I want you gave me ten request again”. Asked Rocky.
The King was very confused and he asked ministers’es opinion. And they agree with it.
“Okay, but it was the last you said like that”. The King threatened.
“Sure, my Lord”. Said Rocky.
Rocky immediately mention nine his request. The King smiled because Rocky’s
request was very easy. But Rocky still had one request again.
“Mention your last request!”. Said The King with his arrogant.
Then Rocky advanced to The King and whispered something to him.
Suddenly The King was unconscious. All ministers was panicked.
“What did you do to The King?”. Asked one of ministers with angry
“I just asked The King to gave his Kingdom to me, and I promise to chased them away
from my Kingdom”. Explained Rocky.

Name : Fitri Handayani & Ikraman Wahyudi

Class : XI.IIA1
SMAN 1 Alas Sumbawa NTB (TP 2012-2013)

Call me Giant
One day Mia went to the internet cafe he intends to open a facebook because he did
not have long chats.
Yet a minute when he began chatting he suddenly got a message from a friend the man
in conversation.
Hi ... How are you? " Said the message.
Mia looks happy because he was using the English language.
" I'm fine. Who are you? " Reply Mia.
" I'm Gian. " Replied the man.
Mia getting excited for Giant name is usually used by the west. Mia thought that his
friend was an outsider. He was happy becausehe had long wanted to meet at the same
time have a boyfriend outside.
"I'm Mia. You must be fat? " Mia asked.
"Not. I'm mediocre "said Giant.
"The proof's your name Giant, Giant's meaning fat.
"Not. Giant was just my nickname, my friends usually call me like that.
" Me too. Mia is my nickname. "
" So, what’s your complete name ?" Ask Giant.
" Sumiati. And you? "
" Sugianto."
A second later, they simultaneously directly Log Out from chat.
Spoof Text, Penjelasan + Contoh Lengkap - Pernahkah kalian melihat salah
satu program komedi, Seketsa? Pastinya kalian tidak asing kan. Jalan cerita di
Seketsa itu lah yang dinamakanSpoof Text. Awal cerita dimulai dengan adegan atau
kejadian yang biasa kemudian menjelang akhir ada adegan atau kejadian yang tidak
dikira yang membuat cerita tersebut lucu.

Untuk melengkapi penjelasan mengenai Jenis Teks Bahasa Inggris (Types of Text),
pada kesempatan kali ini penulis hadirkan penjelasan dan contoh Spoof
Text lengkap.

A. Pengertian Spoof Text

Selain Narrative Text, Recount Text, dan Anecdote Text, Spoof Text juga termasuk
ke dalam golongan Narration (lihat Jenis Teks Bahasa Inggris, Types of Text), yang
tentunya menceritakan kejadian di masa lampau dengan akhir yang lucu dan tidak
disangka-sangka.

B. Tujuan Komunikatif Spoof Text

Tentunya semua jenis teks yang tergolong Narration memiliki tujuan komunikatif
yang sama, begitu juga pada Spoof Text, yaitu untuk menghibur pembaca atau
pendengar dari cerita yang dibacakan.

C. Struktur Kebahasaan Spoof Text

Terdapat tiga jenis struktur kebahasaan yang dimiliki oleh Spoof Text, yaitu:

1. Orientation

Seperti halnya jenis teks Narration yang lain, selalu diawali

dengan orientation.Orientation adalah bagian di mana penulis memulai
memperkenalkan cerita.

2. Events

Sedangkan pada bagian Events yaitu bagian di mana penulis menceritakan kejadian-
kejadian dalam cerita tersebut tetapi kejadian yang diceritakan masih kejadian yang
wajar.

3. Twist

Dan bagian dari Spoof Text yang terakhir adalah Twist. Twist merupakan bagian
teks yang mana menceritakan kebalikan dari kejadian-kejadian wajar di
bagian Events. Twist merupakan bagian akhir dari Spoof Text yang menceritakan
kejadian akhir lucu dan tidak disangka-sangka sebelumnya.

D. Ciri Kebahasaan Spoof Text

Terdapat beberapa ciri kebahasaan Spoof Text yang bisa membedakan denganJenis
Teks Bahasa Inggris (Types of Text) yang lainnya, yaitu:
1. Menggunakan Past Tense; was, were, did, etc.

2. Menggunakan kata kerja aksi (action verb); did, went, walked, etc.

3. Menggunakan kata keterangan waktu dan kata keterangan tempat.

4. Diceritakan secara kronologis.

E. Contoh Spoof Text

Penguin in the Park

1. Orientation

Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin.

(Suatu ketika ada seorang pria sedang berjalan di sebuah taman ketika dia melihat
seekor pinguin melintas.)

2. Event

He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I
do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".
The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still
carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to
the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it
to the zoo?"

(Dia membawanya ke seorang polisi dan berkata, "saya baru saja menemukan
pinguin ini. Apa yang harus saya lakukan?" Polisi tersebut menjawab, "bawa ke
kebun binatang".)

(Hari berikutnya polisi tersebut melihat pria yang sama di taman yang sama dan
pria tersebut masih membawa pinguin bersamanya. Polisi tersebut terkejut dan
menghampirinya serta bertanya "mengapa kamu masih membawa pinguin itu?
Bukannya kamu membanya ke kebun binatang?")

3. Twist

"I certainly did" replied the man.

"And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the
moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man.

("Saya melakukannya" jawab pria tersebut.)

("Dan itu merupakan sebuah ide yang bagus karena pinguin tersebut
menikmatinya, jadi hari ini saya akan membawanya ke bioskop, dan besok saya
akan membawanya ke pantai. Itu kan sangat menyenangkan" kata pria tersebut.)