“No Bull”

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The mail must come through!

It looks a lot like Whiskey Jane’s mud bogger, by plane one winter, too. I rode with Dad on a
but it ain’t. Larry Sain was going through his horse and sled to reach the mailbox one mile
Aunt’s old photos and found this. It is undated, away — colder than hell, as I recall. Our Willy’s
but probably late 40’s-early 50’s in the Scobey- Jeep all chained up couldn’t make it.” Fortunately
Flaxville area (notice the “37” license plate, for Larry, the distance from his front door to to
the number for Daniels County. He remembers the mail box these days is about the distance of
seeing a mail delivery vehicle similar to this as a walking across the four lane. Unfortunately for
kid on the farm. “Winters were tough back then,” Larry and the mailman, they have to drive that
Larry well remembers. “I also recall mail delivered crappy Skylark Road nearly every day!
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BUZZ
GARAGE/ESTATE SALE: Friday, August 31 & Saturday, September 1,
8am-12pm. Antiques/collectables, crystal, dishes, various items, & furniture.
813 7TH AVE. N (In Alley)
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K.F. ESTATE SALE: Wed. - Fri., Aug. 29-31, 4pm-8pm. New items,
tools, furniture, yard stuff, (tools - mechanic, wood working, welding, &
construction.) Sat., Sept. 1 it all goes somewhere? 234 2ND AVE. N (2
blocks North of Conoco on corner of 3rd Ave. N)
BUZZ
FOR SALE BY OWNER: 1976 Ford Courier, 1979 Chevy ½ ton pickup,
1982 Mazda RX7, 1979 International school bus. All need work. Can be
seen in Nashua. CALL 876-470-8382
BUZZ
FARMER’S MARKET Sat. Sept 1st 8-2 Vegetables this week are super
sweet corn, cherry and regular tomatoes, pickling, regular and burpless
cucumbers, dry land red and yukon gold potatoes, green beans, beets,
Only 300 tickets sold * $200 each * 25 chances to WIN carrots, rhubarb, buttercup, mooregold, delicata(peanut), and kabocha
Early Bird Drawing in December 2018 for $1000 cash squash, zucchini, sweet bell peppers, jalapenos, eggplant, leeks, kohlrabi,
First Prize = Trip of the Month * Second Prize = $200 brussell sprouts, red, white,yellow, walla walla sweet onions. cabbage. Our
Winning tickets are re-entered, not tossed out vegetables are locally homegrown Jams and Jellies, cookies, caramel
fptheatre@nemont.net * (406)228-9216 rolls, banana bread, regular white bread, turnovers and more., Herbalife,
What? No rain
Stretches knives, Beth’s handmade creams, Kens garlic and organic
plants. Complimentary coffee and cookies. Thanks for supporting your
for Labor Day local Farmers Market. RED ROCK PLAZA (ACROSS FROM THE COKE
PLANT).
Weekend? BUZZ
$10 BAG SALE on all clothes, shoes, purses. Excludes camo & formals.
Adding stuff daily. DONATIONS WELCOME - SOROPTIMIST THRIFT
Tonight: Clear, with a low around 49. West northwest wind STORE
6 to 13 mph becoming east southeast after midnight. BUZZ
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 76. South wind 7 to 12 MARCIA MAE’S SALVAGE & ANTIQUES Having End of Summer Sale
mph becoming west 13 to 18 mph in the afternoon. Winds This Weekend! 20-30% OFF everything! Open 3 days a week through
could gust as high as 25 mph. the summer. Thursday 10am-4pm, Friday 10am-4pm, and Saturday
9am-12pm. This is the last weekend of the summer, won’t be open again
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 45. until end of November (for Vintage Christmas). The shop is located in
Northwest wind 6 to 15 mph becoming east northeast after Glasgow 534 1ST AVE. N (on HWY 2 Across from Mcdonald’s &
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 21 mph. Next to Methodist Church) PHONE # 406-263-7567

Saturday is what day?

Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 76. East wind 7 to 11 mph
becoming south southeast in the afternoon.
Sunday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 51. East It’s the first day of the month! That means the
southeast wind 8 to 11 mph. Valley County Senior Citizens serve breakfast, featuring
Labor Day: Sunny, with a high near 84. Southeast wind homemade sourdoughs, from 7 – 10 a.m. Cost is $5 per
around 9 mph becoming west southwest in the afternoon.
person or $7.50 for those with big appetites.
Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 52. West
southwest wind around 9 mph becoming north northeast
after midnight.
All aboard for 4 Bears
Valley County Transit and the Valley County
Tuesday: A 20 percent chance of showers before noon.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 71. North wind 9 to 11 mph. Council on Aging have one more 3 day/2 night trip
Tuesday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly
to 4-Bears Casino in New Town, ND scheduled for
after midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 49. October 9-11. Cost per person is $145 (dbl) occupancy
Northeast wind around 11 mph. or $200 (sgl) which includes your bus transportation
Wednesday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly and motel room. The casino will provide promotional
sunny, with a high near 71. Northeast wind around 11 mph, credits and free food and drink coupons to each person.
with gusts as high as 21 mph. Reservations and payments for the upcoming
Wednesday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly October trip is due by noon on Monday, September
cloudy, with a low around 50.
24th. Call Valley County Transit at 228-TRIP (8747) to
Thursday: A slight chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with reserve your seat. These trips are open to the public.
a high near 72.

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week! CALL BRABECK LUMBER AT 406-228-9280 OR STOP IN AT shifts will vary. Benefits available.
54354 HWY 2 EAST FOR MORE INFORMATION. BUZZ
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probationary period. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE AT JOB SERVICE BUZZ
AND GLASGOW DISTRIBUTORS LLOYD’S REPAIR, LLC is looking for a full time appliance repair
technician to join the repair team. Prefer candidate with repair
BUZZ experience, but willing to train a trustworthy, dependable person with
HELP WANTED: Glasgow Head Start is seeking a Classroom Aide. mechanical abilities and good communication skills. The job requires
25 hours per week. APPLY AT 839 1ST AVE. S OR CALL 228-2404 background checks, drug tests, and a good driving record. Duties will
BUZZ include troubleshooting problems, ordering parts, repairing appliances,
POSITION OPENING at the Valley County Health Department and calling customers to confirm appointments. The business serves
Administrative Assistant / Tobacco Prevention Specialist Accepting all of northeast Montana and western North Dakota. Work would
applications until Sept. 7. For Job Description and Application be M–F. Starting Wage would be $17-24 per hour DOE. A company
CONTACT THE WOLF POINT JOB SERVICE OR CALVARADO@ vehicle is provided. Food and expenses are covered for out-of-Glasgow
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SEPTEMBER 5 TH Healthy
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GLASGOW MIDDLE Glasgow Middle

SCHOOL HEALTH FAIR School Health Fair

2018
Healthy Living Starts Young
On September 5th there will be a free health fair at Glasgow Middle School for all
middle school students. Keenan Kuckler, third-year medical student working at
FMDH Clinic from the University of Washington School of Medicine, will be your KEENAN KUCKLER
organizer. The booths will focus on health and wellness of the middle school student.
3rd Year Medical Student
Informational forms will be available at the open house on Tuesday, August 28th,
and sent home with students the first day of school, Wednesday August 29 th; if you (406)861-4139
don’t want your student to participate, please contact Keenan Kuckler. During the School Day
Planned booth topics include immunizations, personal hygiene, positive body image, September 5th, 2018
confidence, healthy eating, tobacco, hand hygiene, exercise and dry needling, mental
health, substance abuse, seatbelts, underaged drinking, checking vital signs,
calculating body mass index, and checking blood sugar. There will be prizes for
participating students to win: students will be required to visit every booth,
receiving a stamp from the booth attendant in an effort to get them learning and
interacting at each booth. Only students who reach all booths will get their name put
into the drawing. Each student will need to go home to their families or guardians,
educating them on what they have learned. There will be a form sent home that is
required to be filled out stating the information was reviewed at home. Returning
the form by September 11th to the office will put the student into a drawing for a
large prize.
Hunters must expect to see bears
Normally, hunting tips from western Montana
aren’t published in the Buzz. But we know of several
hunters who have ventured west in the past (several
interesting stories have been told, and a big howdy- “Protecting People and Property!”
do to the folks at the Grizzly Den in Whitefish — Looking for 4 full-time security guards. 12 hour
whew, what a great time in picking up that moose!) shifts. 8AM-8PM/8PM-8AM • 4 days on 4 days off
and some will no doubt be heading there again this Must have a clean criminal background, current
fall. driver’s license and reliable vehicle.
With Montana’s bow hunting and upland game
Work starts beginning September 2018!
bird seasons opening this Saturday, remember
that slow moving, quiet or game-calling, scented Location: Nashua
and camouflaged hunters will soon be sharing the Call for more information and application.
landscape with the state’s even stealthier bears that P.O. BOX 324 • Chinook MT 59523
Office: 406-265-8541 • Cell: 406-945-4470
may be stalking similar prey.
It may not be an encounter one hopes for, but all Do you need your Montana
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Grizzly bears are found throughout the western
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Front, Bob Marshall Wilderness complex and the experienced in Medical Cannabis?
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The past few years grizzly bears in central whole process of getting your Montana
Montana have been venturing into country they Medical Marijuana Program Card.
haven’t been documented in for several decades. This Simply call 406-367-5257 to speak with a staff member,
includes the Sweetgrass Hills, Highwood Mountains leave a message, or email us at shorline@nemont.net
and Big Belt Mountains. Bears can travel many
miles a day in search of food or just looking for new 2018 SEASON
range. That means as their population continues to 49 years of Bringing Live Theatre to Northeastern Montana

grow, it is likely their range will continue to expand.

Given the uncertainty of where and when these
dispersing bears might show up, hunters should:
• carry bear spray, be prepared and know how to
use it
• hunt with a partner and let someone else know
This romantic comedy with
your plans music, takes place on a
• get harvested big game out of the woods quickly serendipitous night under
• upon returning to a site where harvested game is the magnificent
northern lights.
left unattended, study the site at a distance for any
movement or changes and signal your approach
by making plenty of noise
• never attempt to frighten or haze a bear from a
carcass
ALMOST MAINE
• contact FWP if a bear has consumed a carcass or August 17 — Sept. 2
covered it with debris rendering it unsalvageable By John Cariani. Develped by the Cape Cod Thea-
For more on bears, visit FWP’s website at fwp. tre Project. Professional Premiere Production: SHOW TIMES
Portland Stage Company, Anita Stewart-Artistic Di-
Fridays and Saturdays
mt.gov; then click Be Bear Aware. Bear resistant rector, Tami Ramaker-Managing Director. Orginal-
ly produced in New York by Jack Thomas/Bulldog 7:30 pm
products are described on the Interagency Grizzly Theatrical & Bruce Payne. Presented by special ar-
Sundays 4:00 pm
rangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
Bear Committee’s website at www.igbconline.org. A
“How to Hunt Safely in Grizzly Country” brochure
Call 406-526-9943 for more information
is also available at FWP regional offices.
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$6
FOR ALL YOUR Burger &
ELECTRICAL NEEDS a Beer
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Saturday, Sept. 1st 5:30-7:00pm
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The coach had put together the near-perfect team for
the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was
a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t
find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
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KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90
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BULLS-EYE!
“I’ve got to get this guy!” Coach said to himself. “He
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So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the Team Meeting/Sign-ups
great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Saturday, Sept. 22
Super Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero of football
at the Oasis
Meeting starts at 3:00
and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the Walk about Tourney to
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“Mom,” he says into the phone, “I just won the
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Law Enforcement Patrols

Holiday patrols in effect September 1st-3rd

Underage drinking
•

• Impaired driving

• House Parties with underage drinking

• Seatbelt Use

Committed to Community

TUESDAY
SOUP: Potato • Chili
SPECIALS:
Chicken Strip Sub
Denver Sandwich
For all Ages with cheese
Classes will be Tuesday Nights Dine at the “O”
Starting Sept. 11
Great Form of Exercise & Lots of FUN!
Contact Tiffany 208-569-9283 228-8006

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 Random
Rants
&
Raves
Labor Day
DOORBUSTER DEALS!
SAVE BEST CELEBRATE ON
Not to brag, but I just went into another room and MORE!! PRICES!! SAVINGS!!
actually remembered why I went in there. It was the ALL LAMPS ALL FREEZERS CLOCK-MIRRORS
bathroom, but still.... 30% OFF ON SALE 30% OFF

Remember when we had to smack the TV because Huge Savings

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about far too many people. Throughout the Store
It’s funny that people are upset over the red cup at 3PC DINETTE SET MATTRESS SET
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I think a good idea is to make friends with rodeo
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Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick! CHAIR SIDE SOFAS

TABLE Starting at
“You da bomb!” $69 $449
“No, YOU da bomb!”
In America — a compliment. In the Middle East —
an argument. OVER THE RANGE RECLINING
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I finally got one of those roof boxes for the car. It’s $199 $649
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Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the BIG MAN’S VIZIO TELEVISIONS
Ice Bucket Challenge!” RECLINER Starting at

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited

$399 $229
and asked if I could drive a truck.

I’ll never understand how you can come up second

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 KC Youth Football New Submarine
25 Min. Presentation
Sign-ups are due by September 4th
Pick up form at the Glasgow Rec. Dept.
Grades 3 & 4 Flag Football • $20 per child Wednesday,
Grades 5 & 6 Football • $45 per child Sept. 5 • 6 p.m.
Any questions call Ryan 263-1578 Glasgow VFW Post 3107
Bill Whitsitt, Chairman
& Jerry Ketchum
honoring 17 patrols
USS Montana Committee
supporting commissioning
of SSN 794 and all those
who sail aboard her in
defense of our nation.
Free Food & Drink
for Attendees
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 Thanks for Listening on them was already up to a hundred-fifty smackers.
I yelled up to the auctioneer “Those are my lamps. I just

Beware the Auctioneer

bought the carriage they were bolted to”.
He looked at me and grinned saying “You’re new here ain’t
When at an auction one must pay ya”?
attention at all times. Don’t listen to other I hollered back “No but what difference does that make
auction goer’s advice and when in doubt anyhow”? He told me that if the lamps had been “hard bolted”
sit on your hands. If there are no chairs to the frame they would have been considered part of the
put your hands inside your bibs. (Not too far carriage but seeing as how they were attached to the carriage with
down or folks get looking at you funny and move thumbscrews and could be removed without the aid of a wrench
away). they were to be considered separate and “fair game”. I said “SAY
Be suspicious of everyone. I have seen folks find a ‘goodie’ in WHAT??”.
a box of good stuff, secrete the thing in their coat and then put it at But he just went right on selling so naturally I had to bid. I
the bottom of a box that has nothing but junk in it hoping to buy paid a hundred-seventy-five dollars for the set of two.
it on the ‘cheap’. Yes I have too seen it. Later in the day they sold horses and I had had my eyeball
I worked for a fella’ that had too much money so he sent me on a pair of matched Gray Belgian Mares, both bred back Belgian
to Turlock, California to spend some of it on a team of horses so it was a four’fer deal. I realized they would be ‘overkill’ on the
and a vis-a-vis carriage. For those of you unversed in French vis- carriage but would look super pulling a hay wagon or a mower.
a-vis means something like “face to face”. To make it simpler; a (And they did, too). They were Amish broke and gentled to death.
Cinderella Coach. One was three years old and the other was four.
He had asked me, earlier, how much I thought a rig like that The bid got up to fifty-six hundred and recalling the deal with
would sell for, complete with harness and all. I guessticulationed the carriage I knew I had to make a stand to clarify the situation so
it would be in the $15 thousand to $20 thousand range giving stepping boldly out into the middle of the ring I yelled up to the
myself plenty of wiggle room. auctioneer “I just have one question remembering the carriage
The boss told me to pack a suitcase and get ready to go as the deal. Am I bidding on the mares now and next will I have to bid
sale began Friday, just two days from now and I had about 1400 on the unborn foals or is this bid for the foals and later I have to
miles to go. He told me to take the Dodge ‘tonner and thirty-five bid for the mares?”. This brought a round of laughter from the
foot horse trailer. adoring crowd (most of whom were at the carriage-selling fiasco)
Then he said “Oh, and before you take off you’d better change and even caused the auctioneer to chuckle.
the right front wheel bearing on the trailer, change the left inside He assured me they came as a ‘package deal’.
duel on the pickup, build you up a spare, weld the latch on the The bidding went on and when the competition finally
rear gate so’s it don’t come open and spill the horses, shovel out the decided I was not to be trifled with they backed off and the mares
trailer and give the pickup a good washing”. (and foals) and carriage were soon on their way to their new
Thirty or so minutes later I got on my way headed for the home.
Socialist Republic of Mexifornia arriving in Turlock just in time to Caveat Emptor. (Which is Latin for “If the lamps aren’t bolted
hear the gavel fall and the auctioneer yell “Let the sale begin”. They on they’re fair game” or something like that).
get pretty formal down there, you know. That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening
I’m fairly gnu to auctions and can’t read when someone is a ~ Virgil Vaupel
shill and just jacking up the price but I had been warned to never
start the bidding so when the carriage I wanted rolled in I let the
bidding go for awhile before I jumped in.
The bid got up to 3,800 bucks and I won the carriage. It was a
pretty good buy I thought and I didn’t pay too much attention as
they rolled the thing out of the ring.

That was when this guy standing beside me elbowed me in the

ribs and asked if I wanted the lamps that were on the carriage. I
told him I surely did and he said “well then, you’d best get a bid
in on ‘em”.
I told him they went with the carriage and I had already
bought them.
He looked kinda’ smug at me and said “You’re pretty new to
the auction game ain’t ya’”.
As I looked across the ring I saw that a helper had removed
the carbide lamps from the sides of the carriage and that the bid
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