Your company'sAI coworker.
Patricia does the work your team never gets to, marketing, sales, ops, and finance, proactively, right inside Slack and Teams.
An illustrated Kepler Slack workspace plays example conversations between the team and Patricia, one channel at a time. Pick a channel to read it at your own pace.
Standup just wrapped. Recap below.
Monday standup
TLDR
Launch moves to Tuesday. The migration is the blocker and Thibaut owns it. Pricing page copy gets a final pass today.
2 decisions saved to memory
3 action items pushed to Notion, owners assigned
Every tool your team runs on, one coworker across all of them.
Built for small teams doing the job of a big one.
Sound familiar?
You know it all matters. You just never get to it.
You are not short on things to do. You are short on hands. Patricia takes the work your whole team never gets to, so nothing falls through the cracks.
Everything she does
A coworker that does the work, then gets out of the way.
Patricia hands back finished work, not suggestions.
Finished work, not suggestions
She hands you the post, the report, the outreach, ready to ship.
A brain that remembers
She holds your product, your voice, and your goals, so you never re-explain your company.
Remembers
Kepler: ship posts in your voice, reports on Fridays, no stock photos, CC finance on every invoice.
Every tool your team runs on
Native with Google Ads, Meta, GA4, Search Console, HubSpot, Mercury, and Stripe. Plus 1,000+ more.
She pauses before risky actions
Nothing publishes, sends, or spends without your yes.
Publish this week's launch post?
Send follow-ups to 20 leads?
Send March invoices?
Proactive by default
She watches your channels and raises the work you would forget, before you ask.
Unprompted, 8:12 AM
Kepler's Meta CPA is up 32 percent since Tuesday and this month's burn is running ahead of plan. Fixes drafted, want them?
Works on a schedule
Monday recaps, Friday reports, month-end invoices, on their own.
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Month-end: invoices drafted, sent after your yes
The meeting notetaker
The meeting ends. Patricia is already on it.
Patricia records meetings, saves decisions and builds the right next steps to get the work done.
An illustration plays the notetaker loop: Patricia records a customer call, posts the recap with a TLDR in the meetings channel, saves the decisions to company memory, puts the action items on the team's task list with owners, and offers the owner a first draft of a task she can do herself.
Notes that write themselves
Recorded, transcribed, and recapped minutes after the call. The TLDR lands in Slack, the full documentation lives in the thread, so the whole team reads along.
A company brain that compounds
Every decision from every call updates what she knows about your company. Next week's work starts from this week's context, not a stale doc.
Follow-ups that actually happen
Action items land on your team's to-do list with owners attached. The ones she can do herself, she offers to take to a first draft, ready for you to review.
Setup
Live in your Slack in five minutes.
No engineering, no onboarding fee, no migration. Slack takes five minutes, then you connect the tools your team already runs on.
Add her to a channel
Drop Patricia into Slack like any teammate. No new app for your team to learn.
Today at 9:00 AM
Connect your tools
Link your stack and choose what she can see and do, per tool. Every send and spend still needs your yes.
Point her at the work
Tell her what you need done, marketing, sales, ops, or admin. She gets going the same day, no implementation project.
@Pati take over our SEO and weekly reporting.
On it. First report Friday, in your voice, for your sign-off.
That is the whole setup. No credit card.
Customer story
How BetterPic gave their whole team a coworker.
BetterPic, an AI photography company, put Patricia on the work between the work: ad campaigns, website changes, monthly reporting, and the flags in between. The team kept the craft. Patricia keeps it moving.
$20k
in monthly ad spend, managed end to end
2
hires they did not need to make
2h
of the founder's day, back every day
โPatricia runs the campaigns, updates the website, sends the monthly reports, and pings me when something looks off. We did not hire for any of it.โ
Pricing
Pay for outcomes, not headcount.
One price for your whole team, every seat included. Metered to real work, with a spend cap on by default, free retries, and credits that never expire.
40 quick drafts, 12 blog posts, 100 researched leads, and a full launch in one example month
- 20,000 credits included every month
- Every seat included, never per-seat
- Metered to real work, spend cap on by default
- Credits never expire and roll over
What a task costs, on average
Metered to the work it actually takes. When credits run out, Patricia pauses and asks; nothing bills without your approval.
A follow-up email, drafted from the call notes
~$0.34
~150 credits
A LinkedIn post, written in your voice
~$0.90
~400 credits
20 lookalike leads, scored, with first lines
~$1.80
~800 credits
A launch campaign: post, ads, and a plan
~$7.09
~3,150 credits
Want bulk rates, DPAs, free retries, and every money question answered? See the pricing page.
Security and trust
Built to be trusted with your company's data.
Your data stays yours. Every action is logged, she checks her own work, and she gets sharper every week.
Your data stays yours
Walled off, never used to train anyone else's model, and deleted if you cancel.
Every action logged
A full audit trail of what she did, when, and on whose say-so. Nothing happens off the record.
She checks her own work
Patricia reviews what she produces against your brand and your brief before it reaches you.
Sharper every week
The more feedback you give, the better she gets at your product and your voice, so the work lands closer to right over time.
Secure to connect
The compliance most tools cannot show.
Founders connect Patricia to their company because the paperwork is already done. Verify everything in the Trust Center.
How your data is protected, in plain languageFAQ
Questions, answered.
What can she actually do?
Marketing, sales, ops, finance, research, the work across your team that never gets done. She runs it in Slack, with your approval on anything that leaves the building.
Does she take meeting notes?
Yes, and further than notes. Patricia records the call, posts a TLDR in Slack with the full documentation in the thread, saves decisions to her memory of your company, and puts action items on your team's to-do list with owners, in Notion, Asana, or wherever your team tracks work. When a task is one she can do, she offers to take a first stab and hands the owner a draft to review.
Who is Patricia for?
Startups and small teams that run on Slack, from a solo founder to about 50 people, with Microsoft Teams support rolling out next for larger organizations too. If your company lives in Slack, she will feel like a teammate on day one.
What can she access?
Only the channels you invite her to and the tools you connect, and you choose what each connection can see and do. Every send and spend needs a yes from your team, and every action lands in an audit log.
Will it sound like me and my company?
She learns your voice from your channels and your edits, and every correction sticks. You approve everything before it goes out, so nothing generic ever ships.
What happens when my credits run out?
She pauses and asks. You can top up or wait for next month, and unused credits always roll over. The spend cap is on by default, so a busy month never surprises you.
Do I have to set up or host anything?
No. Add her to a Slack channel, connect your tools, and she is working in minutes. Nothing to host, nothing to maintain.
Is my data safe?
Your data stays yours, walled off, logged, and deleted if you cancel. It is never used to train anyone else's model. SOC 2 Type II and GDPR are in place, with ISO 27001 underway.
Everybody deserves a Patricia.
She handles the work your team never gets to. You build the company. See what changes in your first week.