Dry Humor

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the quote you know what takes longer than a kid telling a story? nothing @ simonholland
14 Funny But Sadly True Thoughts About Being a Toddler's parent
i'm in love with my bed we're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together
15 Quotes For Every Person Who HATES Waking Up In The Morning
"I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore."
a drawing of a coffee cup with the words, my hobie's include drinking large amounts of coffee and making lists of things i am likely to do
i paid my rent so don't ask me to come out i'm at home getting my money's worth
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the awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're justforgetting everything
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Awkward Moment
a green background with the words if by crunches you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, i do crunches
a door handle with the words, my soulmate is out there somewhere pushing a pull door i just know it
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Or he got lost and won't stop and ask for directions...
a woman laying in bed with her head on her hand and the caption i had to put my gradees up for adoption because i couldn't raise them
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28 Clever Bad Funny Puns
a woman sitting at a desk with the text, my part time job pays for the medication
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Hahaha!!
a stick figure holding a sign that says, well that's not a good sign
Wordless Wednesday: That's not a good sign
My blonde in me cracks up at this. I even hear a deep serious dry humor voice speaking when I read it. Don't judge me :)
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You know you’ve failed life when you realize that you have failed to write a pun blog. And be rest assured, puns aren’t simple jokes that you just laugh at and move on. They’re be…