Could somebody cut this girl's ratty hair off, please? Samara from The Ring is one nasty young lady. For some reason, she has a bug up her ass about being pushed into a well to die by her depressed adoptive mother. 'Course not that Samara had all her chess pieces on the board anyway. It isn't just anyone who can cause an entire ranch of horses to actually go mad and commit suicide (this may very well be the first film I have seen in which animals take their own lives!). As if the equine…