randomness

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

We’ll love you no matter what, lil’ brother

IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

Hunter S. Thompson (via florida-sounds)

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

If I was famous I would go on omegle video and just watch everyone flip out

i just saw this and im starting to understand why other countries seem to think we are nice, polite people.

Wouldn’t they run out of paper?

All polite tickets are printed on 100% recycled paper

That’s it. The Canadians level up in niceness to people and the planet. They are too nice.

Canada is like something out of a disney movie, it’s all happiness and niceness and rainbows up there

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

We shit you not

PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE?

Is Australia even a real country?

YOU FORGOT GOLDEN GAYTIMES!!!

I can’t believe these are real

they are, trust me.

college is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

girl are you from mexico becuase you better mexigo away from me

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

I NEED THIS!