When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.
Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!
by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018
Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.
by VINCENTVANCOUGH March 6, 2018
The act of Being a stoner with a coat on. Noticing that you can make your pockets move while your hands are in them. Being known as one Kiara Jordon.
Act of being a rehab cab student.
Act of being a rehab cab student.
by Tom n Pat June 21, 2004
A way to avoid answering a question/ helping someone with a problem. It is a statement that will evoke frustration and sorrow in all that hear it. It will also immediately silence any requests for assistance directed at you.
Person 1: Hey can we use the choices more than once?
Person 2: I cannot interpret the question, you asking it indicates is the epitome of bushleague behavior
Person 2: I cannot interpret the question, you asking it indicates is the epitome of bushleague behavior
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: "'I, ANgel JOse RObles Root Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, WHat AM I? The Interpretation: A Messenger<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: "'I, ANgel JOse RObles Root Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, WHat AM I? The Interpretation: A Messenger<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: Anything<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: Anything<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025