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It looks like a "virtual agent" may potentially have gone rogue.
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Still In The Vault? | While the Oblivion remaster looks imminent, "it'll be a while" before we see the Fallout 3 remaster mentioned in those leaked Microsoft court docs, leaker claims
Assuming this is accurate, you'll just have to sit tight for now, lone wanderers.
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Mankar Carry On | "It's good that we were still allowed to exist at all" After the Oblivion remaster leak, Skyblivion project lead confirms the team will keep working and "stay positive"
"Luckily this thing was all about passion from the start and it still is."
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Subclass News | Wahey, Baldur's Gate 3's massive Patch 8 is out now, and Larian's made a whole animation to ensure you know this is the game's last big update for realsies
"That passion could keep us tweaking things and making changes until the end of time. But then we’d never be able to create something new."
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New Sheogorpath | Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered screenshots and details seemingly leak, showing what it's done to your favourite game about people with funny faces trying to close gates
Complete with apparent deluxe edition horse armour.
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Before The Bombs? | More Fallout TV show season 2 set leaks appear to offer a peek at another iconic New Vegas location, as well as hinting at pre-war scenes with stupid sexy Mr House
Look, all I'm saying is that the Strip's moustache man seems to have picked a good photo for his Lucky 38 ads.
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Too JoyConservative? | Is Nintendo losing its identity with the Switch 2? Ex-PlayStation bigwig Shuhei Yoshida seems to think so
"The core premise of the whole Switch 2 is ‘we made things better’, and that’s something other companies have been doing all the time."
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Mythic Dawn At Last? | That official Elder Scrolls Oblivion Remake will reportedly shadow-drop next week, finally putting us robe-wearing Patrick Stewarts out of our speculation misery
Come on, just pop through that damn wall and stab us already, if you're going to!
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Steel Sword Storms | New Witcher 3 quest mod sends you on the hunt for a glowing sword imbued with the power of Geralt's worst potion binges and the ability to make everyone wet on cue
The goal was to create an endgame steel sword that's as good as the legendary Aerondight, and they've really pulled out all the stops.
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Tech Turnaround? | Helldivers 2 developer Arrowhead is "100% aware" the game's performance "ain't great now", but it has "numerous things in motion" and should share details soon
Shams Jorjani also teased that the big Democracy Space Station "has barely scratched its potential" so far.
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Gore-and Champion | By Azura, forget that rumoured Oblivion Remake, someone's created a Doom-style Tamrihell filled with killer Adoring Fans
I assume in lore terms this is a realm Sheogorath put together just to make sure the Hero of Kvatch went full Shivering Isles NPC.
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Don't Run Ahead | “To call this game a failure before it’s even out is wild to me” As Marathon draws some inevitable Concord comparisons, a former Firewalk dev urges folks to let Bungie cook
"I commend them for taking a chance."
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Digital Dosh Hike | PlayStation pushes up PS5 prices in certain places because of "a challenging economic environment", but at least this time there's a bit of a silver lining
If you're in the UK and were planning on grabbing a digital PS5 soon, get ready to set aside some extra cash.
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Of Course | UPDATE: Baldur's Gate 3 Patch 8 spawned a picture perfect bear sex distracted boyfriend meme before it was out, and now it finally has a release date
"Thank you, Larian Studios, for giving me unlimited power."
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Sigh | Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Nintendo Switch 2 edition will make you fork out for DLC separately, but hey, it's not like you'll already have spent a lot on other Switch 2 stuff
Prices definitely haven't been a talking point when it comes to any other elements of the new console or its gam-wait a minute...
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No Mist Opps | Helldivers 2 players have just been given a chance to "finally stop the Meridian Wormhole" from exploding more planets, but it means going back into the spooky bug fog
A return to the gloom beckons, and folks seem pretty up for it.
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Stressy Spell | "I thought the project might fall apart": The Baldur's Gate 3 Stardew Valley mod Swen Vincke likes "almost got scrapped" just one month into development
"Somehow, the right people just kept showing up when we needed them."
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Calling All Crafters | A Minecraft Movie hasn't just earned big bucks and forced your mum to learn what a chicken jockey is, it's delivered a sizeable player bump for an already uber-popular game
Following in the footsteps of Mario, Fallout, and The Last of Us.
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Not Gabagood | Mafia: The Old Country's release date appears to have accidentally been leaked by someone I assume will soon be sleeping with the fishes
Or, you know, getting told off by their boss for making an oopsie.
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Bonfire Buddies | Wahey, Dark Souls Remastered's seamless co-op mod is out now, provided you don't mind potentially having to battle some bugs on top of the bosses
Well, there go any fears you might have had about it not dropping before Elden Ring Nightreign.
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Hillo Again | over the hill, the off-roading game so chill it refuses to acknowledge capital letters, puts out its first gameplay trailer
here’s our best look yet at the next game from the dev behind cool stuff like Art of Rally.
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Hang Up Extracted | Phew, Marathon is set to avoid a PSN account requirement on non-PlayStation platforms, hopefully suggesting Sony's finally learned its lesson from the likes of Helldivers 2
It may burn out your eyeballs if you play at night thanks to its liberal use of lime green and white, but at least one annoyance has been nipped in the bud.
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Hoovy Breathing | Date Everything, the game that'll let you get intimate with your vacuum cleaner without risking an embarrassing trip to hospital, finally has a fresh release date
Look, doc, I've got no idea how the thing got stuck in the thing. Please just get it out!
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Total Wolff | F1 25 hands-on preview, part one: MyTeam 2.0 goes full team boss by “retiring” the owner driver
The days of “Fine, I’ll drag this shed with wheels I’ve built onto the podium” aren’t over, but you'll need to possess one of your drivers to do it.
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Capitalism Innit | Ubisoft argues The Crew players should've realised they weren't paying for "unfettered ownership" of a game and whips out the phrase "inactionable puffery" about some words on a box
Ubi's lawyers aren't fans of folks suggesting the slogan "Never Drive Alone" should be legally binding.
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Yeah, Maybe Don't | The Minecraft Movie chicken jockey chaos has, unfortunately, reached the ‘live poultry being smuggled into cinemas’ level, right as Jimmy Fallon kills the joke
"No, this is not good." Aye, we know, Jimmy.
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Wii Problems | Why isn't the Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour free? Former Ninty CEO Reggie Fils-Aimé isn't saying anything, aside from cheekily reminding us what happened with Wii Sports
An early contender for discourse subtweet of the year here.
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Molasses Merged | The Witcher spin-off Project Sirius is "going to be an amazing game, one for the books", former design director says as CD Projekt properly absorbs The Molasses Flood
"I cannot wait until the rest of the world learns about what we've been working on."
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We've Been Waiting | Nintendo finally addresses the Switch 2 and Mario Kart World price controversies, and says those pesky new US tariffs weren't behind the $449.99 price point
Get ready to hear phrases like "variable pricing".
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Illumiwaiting Again | With Malevelon Creek saved again, Helldivers 2 players aren't really mourning another planet having gone pop in the process because they reckon a big update could be imminent
Sorry, Ivis. Hopefully at least a couple of people poured one out for you on Friday night.
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Pinky Swear | Promise Mascot Agency review: Lots of CEOs do heck-all work, but I’m not one of those
Come to Kaso-Machi for the Yakuza intrigue, stay for the gang of weirdo workers in costumes you’ve actually got to treat pretty decently.
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Impractical Jockers | Enter the chicken jockey: A Minecraft movie scores the biggest US domestic debut in game adaptation history, as some people seemingly pay just to go nuts at the meme lines
Do you have to lob popcorn everywhere or take your shirt off just cos Jack Black said a thing?
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Absolute Stunner | Baldur's Gate 3: Act Two Expansion custom campaign is aiming for a 2025 release, and the "whole new region" it'll be adding looks damn cool in this fresh trailer
Gather your party once more and get ready for "an epic battle against the Absolute's army".
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Tenacious Diamonds | This isn't A Minecraft Movie, this is just a tribute
Haven’t seen the actual Minecraft movie in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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Pooroblem Solved | InZOI achieves the one million copies sold life goal in its first week, as its latest patch fixes, er, "an issue where the toilet sound effect was too long and felt unnatural"
You also no longer have to fear your Zoi being unable to give birth if they get divorced mid-pregnancy. Phew.
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Bunjeezus, My Eyes | Bungie hops back on the Marathon tease train by whipping out some weird graphics that pretty much simulate taking a cheese grater to your eyeballs
Glitchy text, bright colours, and flashing lights. I dunno about Marathon, but I do feel like I need to run to an optician.
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Staying Silent | Why hasn't Nintendo responded to the Switch 2 pricing backlash? "They're so out of practice doing this", former Ninty PR staff suggest
"That muscle that they used to have has just atrophied."
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Oof | Uh oh, Nintendo's Switch 2 Treehouse stream chat is being spammed by narked Ninty fans calling on the console maker to "drop the price"
And also like three trolls cheekily declaring it should "raise the price", because of course.
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GLaDOS For News | In Hollow Knight: Silksong's case, the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct cake was somehow not a lie
It's possibly the weirdest way this apparent cheeky foreshadowing could have played out, so of course it's happened to Silksong.
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Buggy Game? | UPDATE: Canceled Disco Elysium spin-off X7 would have been about Cuno and Cunoesse going on the run with a box of locusts, leaked internal presentation reveals
ZA/UM has responded to the leak, writing: "We will not let anything get in the way of our hard work."
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Pre-Order Orders | Nintendo unveils its grand plan to fight Switch 2 scalpers: prioritise people with 20,000 hours in Ace Angler: Fishing Spirits
Sorry, people with actual lives, this is the only way.
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7 Heaven | Final Fantasy 7 Remake is coming to Switch 2, so get your pointy quiff and big sword ready
You're getting some Final Fantasy with the new console.
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FINALLY, A THING | This is not a skonging drill: Hollow Knight Silksong just actually showed up at the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct
WE'RE NOT JOKING! IT'S TIME TO SKONG, WHATEVER THAT MEANS!
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The C Bomb | Nintendo finally reveals what the Switch 2's mysterious C button is all about: howling abuse at your mates
I'm sure you'll still be friends once the Mario Kart sesh is done.
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AFreshStartion | "This is a gift, you know" Baldur's Gate 3 Stardew Valley modders give an update on the future of Baldur's Village, now the Wizards of the Coast DMCA situation is behind them
"Fortunately, we are able to move forward."
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DIRECTLY | The Nintendo Switch 2 Direct will be about an hour long, big Ninty confirms, and you can watch it here
It's time: strap your DS and life-size Wario plush to your back, we're going in as soon as the countdown hits zero.
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Switch Goal-ts | As Goat Sim’s devs host a Goat Direct the day before Nintendo’s pretty low-key Switch 2 Direct, they're keen to include the new console in their plan to have Pilgor "on everything"
"Now I think we're on like 10 or 11 platforms, so what's one more?"
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Slap On Venaconda | Yep, Marvel Rivals' twerking Venom emote is actually real and his rapidly undulating "tactical distraction" tush is making some matches, er, pretty interesting
"Thought I was the main character...then Venom started throwing it back..."
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Problem Solved? | Helldivers 2's latest patch is little, but a fix for mission drop-in crashes "on legacy hardware" looks like it could be good news for PC folks struggling to play on older gear
We'll have to see if Arrowhead confirms whether this is part of its efforts to rectify the "AVX2 issue".
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Party On | "A good ending": Phew, the Baldur's Gate 3 Stardew Valley mod is back online after "mistakenly" being hit by a DMCA takedown from Wizards of the Coast
Larian boss Swen Vincke's happy this has seemingly been resolved quickly, and so are we.