What did the river say when it saw the beaver coming? Well I'll be dammed
What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.
Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam.
What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work.
I walked out my my cabin to find a beaver chewing on my favorite tree.
So I says to him "Will you stop doing that, Mr. Beaver?"
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Him "Gnaw."
What do you call a Canadian tampon? A beaver dam
What did the beaver say when he chipped his tooth? Dam it!
A wife tells her husband her underwear cost $300...
The husband screams "Three hundred dollars!? That's outrageous!" The wife says "Well you don't wrap a beautiful jewel in newspaper".
The husband replies "Yeah, but you don't gift wrap a dead beaver, either".
What do you call a communist beaver? A dam commie
A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?
Anyone here eat a beaver before? I hear they taste pretty dam good.
A toothless beaver walks into a bar and asks... Is the bar tender here?
I saw a beaver movie last night. And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen.
What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
I saw a beaver movie last night it was the best dam movie ever.
What’s worse than a skunk on a piano? A diseased beaver on your organ
What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame
I loved watching "Leave it to Beaver" Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night"
What did the beaver say after it hit a wall? Dam!
What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony? Hamsterdam
I watched beaver documentary yesterday best dam show I've ever seen
What stopped the beaver's crime spree? The damming evidence
Beaver curry
A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.
Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"
Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"
Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."
Are you a beaver? Cuz dam.
What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked it to help stop the flooding affecting its grazing grounds? Frankly, my deer, I don't give a dam.