A man goes to a restaurant..
A man goes to a restaurant and is ready to order
' So what would you have, sir?'
Yes, I would like to order lasagna please
'Sir.. this is a Chinese restaurant..'
Oh I'm so sorry! I would rike to order the rasagna prease!
No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Edit: Was there a Dad Jokes subreddit I should have posted this to?
What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him Pasta La vista
What did the lasagna say to the pizza after having an affair for a while? We have to stop, I think Spaghetti sauce!
My girlfriend couldn't decided between spaghetti and lasagna I gave her an ultomatoe
A boy and his father are eating lasagna at the dinner table...
The father says ''make sure to lean over your plate, son.''
The boy asks ''but why?''
The father replies with ’'so, you'll get less-on-ya''
Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way.
If you're an overwhelmed Italian, you have lasagna mind.