As an associate professor of mathematics in the nation's capital at the University of the District of Columbia, and the director of faculty development for our college, I certainly don't fall under the category of conspiracy theorist (CT). However, I do give CT their day with this article-sort of. While, it laments the ridiculous claims I regularly see (keeping in mind that I am also a very active rapper, and these claims run wild through Hip Hop), and have recently written about as part of…