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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 07:20 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)
Our Shelby would also tell you of the ball in the bottom of the pool. However, he'd ask you to get it for him as he hated the pool water monster. No matter that Mom might die as he'd faithfully stare at me til a human came to agree that I was quite dead.
Have a great weekend, Ace!!!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 07:23 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Caf at September 03, 2026 07:23 PM (fawlF)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)
What, like a clown? Am I a clown to you? Am I here to AMUSE you?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 03, 2026 07:25 PM (kT4gM)
We had a thunderstorm here. Lots of booming. Diana doesn't like booming. So I took a nap and let her get on the bed with me and feel safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 07:26 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)
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No worries, ace. We will take care of everything!
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:28 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:29 PM (Riz8t)
I went from caring about the local college football team to not caring at all.
Part of it was my late wife wanted to watch games for the tight ends. Bu the NIL team swapping ruined it even further.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 03, 2026 07:30 PM (kT4gM)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)
Sweet sweet creatures.
Did you know they hold hands when they sleep so they don’t float away from each other?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 07:32 PM (VJZCa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Yes. I completely agree. It's becoming absurd.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)
---
Uh, oh.
We're gonna be in trouble tomorrow....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
That's pretty nuts, right?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:33 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 07:33 PM (/QHx4)
So I'm stuck in Georgia cuz the place I picked up my load at didn't wrap it down correctly (43,000 pounds of tequila) so TADAAAAAA!!!!!!! The load shifted. Good job...cocksuckers.
So I dropped my trailer at a warehouse to be reworked. Guy says in the last three months they've reworked ten loads from the same place for the same reason. Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:33 PM (XznKZ)
Normal dog
- Throw ball
- Dog chases
- Returns ball
- Waits for you to throw ball again
Sighthound
- Throw ball
- Dog chases
- Dog tears ball to pieces
- Waits for you to throw a new ball
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 07:34 PM (eRlcH)
"Daily Wire
@realDailyWire
·
5h
🚨VP Vance addresses Tucker Carlson's comments on the Trump administration and Abdul El-Sayed:
"I'm not avoiding addressing anything. Everybody knows that Tucker Carlson and I are friends, and I think it's very obvious that Tucker has said somethings that I disagree with. He's said some things about POTUS that I think are just wrong... and I'm not going to play the game where I throw friends under the bus because I have political disagreements with them."
*sigh
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:35 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:35 PM (g47mK)
Otherwise, I'll be relaxing, though I'll be in the comments. So make me laugh.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 07:36 PM (y9nCu)
So what was the cause? A kid chasing a toy? A squirrel? A momma goose and her goslings?
Oh no.
It was a young woman walking her dog in skin tight pink yoga pants so she looked nekkid if you saw her out of your side eye.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:38 PM (sKqQm)
Maria Bartiromo Tossed by Fox
the 3rd was her last day, her producer too
Maria Bartiromo is leaving/left FOX.
GPT-5.6-Luna
The reported explanation is that Fox learned Bartiromo had shared confidential editorial guidance from Fox Business executives with the Trump administration.
The guidance reportedly told staff not to lend credibility to claims that the 2020 election had been stolen. Her producer, Patrick Ignozzi, was reportedly dismissed as well.
https://tinyurl.com/2s8ekmdj
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 07:38 PM (WY+aP)
He'd swim around all by himself and dive down and dig up a rock or a clam and swim around with it like a big dummy. I always knew right were to find him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 07:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:39 PM (g47mK)
Thank you, sincerely, for the work of this blog, to Ace and Cobs.
Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at September 03, 2026 07:40 PM (7ID9G)
Posted by: Nick (Bachelor Party) at September 03, 2026 07:42 PM (88C+u)
There is an interesting parallel to El-Sayed and Hasan Piker, and the calls for the former to repudiate the latter. In that case, both individuals are repugnant, while JD is not, but that is how it will be played by the Dems. JD better get a handle on this tout de suite. It will be a test of his political skills.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:42 PM (Riz8t)
I had Labs like that.
Jump into the River at 9am and swim upstream for 4-5 hours. Just paddlin' along. Not going anywhere.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2026 07:43 PM (zPGLA)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 03, 2026 07:43 PM (syz1S)
he'll spend the entire time looking out the window, searching for crows and lurking in the comments.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2026 07:44 PM (zPGLA)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:42 PM (Riz8t)
It is not hard. Cucker is not a relative. He is a just a loser who spins poisonous lies in a blogosphere. His attachment to Cucker is pathetic.
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:46 PM (g47mK)
>Now would be a good time to stock up on some ribeyes, Heinz 57 and A1 steak sauce. Variety is the spice of a holiday weekend.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:47 PM (C/aDH)
>>Jump into the River at 9am and swim upstream for 4-5 hours. Just paddlin' along. Not going anywhere.
He was like a kid. I practically had to drag him out of the water.
My favorite part was the slow motion sneaking away. You can't see me because I am moving very slow.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)
It is not hard. Cucker is not a relative. He is a just a loser who spins poisonous lies in a blogosphere. His attachment to Cucker is pathetic.
Understood, but I think JD is trying to avoid being that guy who backs down to the mob. I'm sure it's a lesson he learned from Trump. He should have distanced himself quietly and discreetly when it became obvious that Tucker had gone off the reservation. As it is now, he has no good choices.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:48 PM (Riz8t)
I admit, JD and Tucker are both in the public eye all the time and that makes what they say and do visible To everyone, but does that mean they hane to publicly hate on each other? It doesn’t mean JD agrees with any of the horseshit coming out of tuckers pie hole.
Perhaps he’s trying to be an example of, we don’t publicly destroy people we disagree with. Even those we vehemently disagree with.
Yes, some of the crap Tucker says is ludicrous and disgusting and offensive.
Or maybe Tucker has something on JD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 07:49 PM (lpsR4)
I have seen a few Labs that think if they have even a blade of grass between you and them, they become invisible.
Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2026 07:49 PM (zPGLA)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:39 PM (
Yes, Carlson is abhorrent, at least to normal people who are familiar with his career.
But he doesn't have a worldview. It's all just a grift.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 07:49 PM (BI5O2)
---
Uh, oh.
We're gonna be in trouble tomorrow....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?
That's pretty nuts, right?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:33 PM (dK+Kv)
***
Guy 1: Had to put the dog down last week.
Guy 2: Was he mad?
Guy 1: Well, he wasn't any too pleased.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
Go throw money at our favorite dork.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:52 PM (XznKZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:48 PM (Riz8t)
Trump dropped people when he saw they did not suit his vision, were antithetical to his direction. Vance is trying to force people to accept Cucker under the "Big Tent" falacy. This is like shoving amnesty down our throats back in the day. We won without amnesty, quite the opposite, and the man who will not be afraid to kick Cucker in the ass, and tell everyone the truth about him should be the head of R ticket.
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)
Guy 2: Was he mad?
Guy 1: Well, he wasn't any too pleased.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)
What happens when you spank Dwayne Johnson?
You've hit rock bottom.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:52 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2026 07:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 07:53 PM (/QHx4)
There's a difference between "opposing political views" and being a foaming antisemite.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:54 PM (Riz8t)
Not because of the antisemitic stuff. Because of the bottom-feeding ConInc lowlife thing.
Luckily for me, I never had a high opinion of or expectations for JD Vance to begin with, so it's nothing surprising to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 07:55 PM (BI5O2)
That big tent is working out great for the Dems.
I don't think they'd condemn bestiality.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 07:55 PM (Sco7b)
I think he has some ripeing to do before he runs for president.
I kind of agree. However, I can't bring myself to endorse Rubio, so that leaves DeSantis.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:55 PM (Riz8t)
If we lived in a world where our federal offices were as toothless as they ought to be, it might be different.
But we don't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:56 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
"Two Irishmen were walking out of a funeral. One turns to the other and says, 'It was a beautiful ceremony, wasn't it?!"
"It was, replied the friend. "Listen – when I die, will you pour a decent bottle of whiskey over my grave, as a toast?"
"I will’" says the friend. "But would you mind if I run it through my kidneys first?’"
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:58 PM (g47mK)
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine has been captured by General Grievous, leader of the Separatist armies seeking to declare independence from the Republic.
It's up to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker to mount a daring rescue aboard Grievous' flagship.
Meanwhile, the dark side of the Force is growing stronger throughout the galaxy. Will the Sith have their revenge?
We now return you to you your regularly scheduled pre-Labor Day weekend shenanigans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:58 PM (FZ29D)
Everyone gets to draw their own boundaries on that chart. I, in turn, get to draw my own boundary based on where they draw theirs. And so on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:58 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Emmie at September 03, 2026 07:59 PM (OlzlW)
the 3rd was her last day, her producer too
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal
😳. Oh, they're circling back... again. 🔨
NPR, in part, "Bartiromo also features heavily in a second multibillion dollar defamation suit. That one was filed by Smartmatic, another voting software company, also against Fox News over statements it broadcasted about the 2020 vote. That case is ongoing.
Until Thursday, Bartiromo was the only individual defendant in the Smartmatic case still working at the network."
----
Tucker Carlson's final on-air appearance with Fox was on Friday, April 21, 2023.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 08:00 PM (NFX2v)
She would then take the cash and buy booze and cigarettes and other hood rat things.
Posted by: Velvet Jones at September 03, 2026 08:00 PM (cCXR+)
However that shakes out, it's the starting shot in the race between Vance, Rubio, and others to become the man who systematically betrays the MAGA movement to the GOP & the Democrats.
So... pick your treacherous degenerate of choice and fight, fight, fight! It's the most important election of your lives, and you wouldn't want the wrong man sitting in that cuck chair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 08:03 PM (BI5O2)
Two of the four grandkids are sick with strep.
Yay, school has started. It will be a year of sick kids.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:05 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 08:06 PM (XznKZ)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 08:06 PM (XznKZ)
A dog with three legs bursts in to an old west saloon and says "I'm lookin for the man who shot my Pa".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 08:07 PM (Ot/FD)
So... pick your treacherous degenerate of choice and fight, fight, fight!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 08:03 PM (BI5O2)
Pale, Flabby and Worn Out. Vote for me!
Please clap!
Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred and Loving It! at September 03, 2026 08:08 PM (cCXR+)
If they screw up a load on the trailer, make those assholes pay for it. Money is a great incentive. It really is.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 08:08 PM (e8pLC)
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a burger and fries. The guy next to him is dumbfounded. When the panda is finished eating it stands up, draws a gun and shoots the bartender. He begins to walk out and is at the door when the guy who was sitting next to him works up the courage to call him out.
“H-hey, pal, what’s the big idea?”
The panda turns and says:
“I’m a panda. I eats shoots and leaves.”
Posted by: H at September 03, 2026 08:08 PM (H1yGV)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:09 PM (/QHx4)
Built in the 11th century but rebuilt in the 1850s
_______________________________
You know, when I invent a sound based cure-all medical apparatus that precisely creates a calibrated and focused resonant tone able to target specific cancer cells, bacteria, viruses etc. I'm going to weasel out a uninhabited island from some country....create my own country so world governments can't steal my $Trillion dollar patents.
Then, I'm going to build a castle like that for my domicile. The "Orson Island Moron Meetups" will be legendary once I have the waterslide installed that enters and exits the castle numerous times on the way down. BBQ will be awesome, but you have to kill your own wild boar. I've got my flag worked out. It's Calvin Coolidge wearing a spiked helmet with the words. "Go ahead, tread on me. I dare ya."
Posted by: Orson at September 03, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:12 PM (/QHx4)
Sweet sweet creatures.
Did you know they hold hands when they sleep so they don’t float away from each other?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 07:32 PM
I heard the squee from here. 😂
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 08:13 PM (9iRTe)
Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary
Brown nose much?
Posted by: J/K, They Deserve Praise And Brickbats, And Kudos. at September 03, 2026 08:13 PM (Fn+3X)
Is Maria auditioning for Press Secretary?
Wonder how VP Vance did today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
The honest and most secure 2020 election.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 08:14 PM (QUPkp)
-----------------
Fnord.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:14 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 08:07 PM (Ot/FD)
👍
==================
Tell her you are bisexual.
Now a days that might work.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:09 PM (/QHx4)
She might have expectations. Thankfully it's not an IRL girl, just a goofy streamer I'm trying to make laugh.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 08:14 PM (XznKZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL)
__________________
I asked on an earlier thread if anyone had objection to her taking the White House Press Secretary post. No one responded. My understanding is that she is very good friends with JD Vance.
Posted by: Orson at September 03, 2026 08:14 PM (dIske)
No, it's not like that at all! We're just expanding abortion rights beyond the third trimester.
Posted by: AWFL servants of Moloch and Ba'al at September 03, 2026 08:15 PM (CkXM5)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 08:15 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 08:16 PM (QUPkp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I've read she's going the Office of Management and Budget to work on fraud stuff.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:16 PM (l26NL)
==
He tried to make people feel guilty about asking him about His deep frienship with Cucker, and framed it as some kind of intolerance study. There is that.
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (g47mK)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 08:06 PM
Do you know why oceanside sand is always wet?
The sea wee'd.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (X/y0v)
@greg_price11
Rep Dave Min (D-CA): "My parents were in America on student visas when I was born and didn't become naturalized until after. If Donald Trump and Brandon Gill had their way, maybe my parents would have been deported and my citizenship been denied."
David Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSC
I want his citizenship revoked. Deport his parents too.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Been Around the Block at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (Fn+3X)
With a whip? Please tell me she will wield a leather whip.
Take that John Cornyn!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:18 PM (u82oZ)
@greg_price11
Rep Dave Min (D-CA): "My parents were in America on student visas when I was born and didn't become naturalized until after. If Donald Trump and Brandon Gill had their way, maybe my parents would have been deported and my citizenship been denied
======
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2026 08:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2026 08:19 PM (Ia/+0)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn't even know he could do that.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:20 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: runner
A conservative being close friends with Tucker isn't as bad as a Democrat being close friends with Hasan Piker.
But not by much.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 03, 2026 08:20 PM (CkXM5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 08:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:24 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Looks back and forth
Uh oh...
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 08:24 PM (XznKZ)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:24 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
I woke up laughing this morning.
I must have slept funny.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:25 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 08:26 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Yes. In fact ace said he wanted to give me a big D.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:26 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 03, 2026 08:26 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 08:26 PM (QUPkp)
On a lighter note what plans do you all have for the long weekend?
Going anywhere doing something fun?
Have fun and take a break from the news.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:27 PM (/QHx4)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
The first rule of passive aggressive fight club is....
You know what? Never mind. Forget it. It's fine.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:27 PM (l26NL)
Sweet sweet creatures.
Did you know they hold hands when they sleep so they don’t float away from each other?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 07:32 PM
I heard the squee from here. 😂
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 08:13 PM (9iRTe)
That's cause that wasn't a hand it was grabbing.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 08:28 PM (ikCrF)
I'm counting on a big end-of-year bonus.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Riz8t)
It's not going well.
So far they've sent me 47 matches.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 08:31 PM (ikCrF)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 03, 2026 08:31 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Archimedes
=====
We're hoping that our mid term grades will help our average
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 03, 2026 08:32 PM (4HoLg)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 08:33 PM (e8pLC)
Posted by: Archimedes
=====
We're hoping that our mid term grades will help our average
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 03, 2026 08:32 PM (4HoLg)
I'm still waiting for the Flashbacks I was promised for all the LSD I did...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 08:34 PM (mP0Kj)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
I just got back from Urgent Care. I told the nurse I was bitten by a wolf. She said "Where?".
I said No, just regular.
She just stared at me.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:34 PM (l26NL)
It's not going well.
So far they've sent me 47 matches.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 08:31 PM (ikCrF)
En Fuego!
Posted by: Guy who says En Fuego at September 03, 2026 08:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Riz8t)
That's what we need: commenter revenue sharing.
Posted by: rubber nipple salesman at September 03, 2026 08:35 PM (scxGg)
Probably pretty hard. Tucker has been a Vance supporter since he was a senator and lobbied with his pal Don Jr. for Vance to be VP.
Vance seems like a very loyal guy and I'm sure he knows what a bad spot Tucker has put him in. Easy for us to toss him under the bus where he belongs, probably a bit harder for Vance. I'm sure he'll get there at some point.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:36 PM (viF8m)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed?
Reese something or other.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 08:36 PM (HVlpc)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 03, 2026 08:36 PM (aJQbY)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
My friend said he was going to clone himself.
That would be just like him.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:37 PM (l26NL)
When I go to vote I say I am Manual En Fuego. Can I have two ballots?
They laugh. They all know me from when I was an elected official. They only give me one ballot.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
@greg_price11
Rep Dave Min (D-CA): "My parents were in America on student visas when I was born and didn't become naturalized until after. If Donald Trump and Brandon Gill had their way, maybe my parents would have been deported and my citizenship been denied
======
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2026 08:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
Student Visa, to Naturalized Citizen.... wow... sounds like LEGAL immigration to me...
Unless the only reason they got naturalized was because of the anchor baby...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 08:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Cat: You can lead a guinea pig to water, and you CAN make it drink.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 03, 2026 08:38 PM (mmrXZ)
They were correct that "Big Government" does Suck !!!!!!!
Except they did blame Nixon, but it turns out it is really Barry Soetoro, Biden, Clinton, Harris, Pelosi, Schumer, etc....
What an ironic twist of fate ...........
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 03, 2026 08:39 PM (eO806)
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Rep Dave Min (D-CA): "My parents were in America on student visas when I was born and didn't become naturalized until after. If Donald Trump and Brandon Gill had their way, maybe my parents would have been deported and my citizenship been denied."
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It's funny the way they always think this is a gotcha.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 03, 2026 08:40 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 08:40 PM (QUPkp)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
My friend has twin sons, Juan and Amal. She only carries a photo of Juan. Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:41 PM (l26NL)
The AoS Henny Youngman.
I tell ya that I get NO Respect.......
Take my...... Please !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 03, 2026 08:42 PM (eO806)
The AoS Henny Youngman.
I tell ya that I get NO Respect.......
Take my Wife Please !!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 03, 2026 08:44 PM (uijxW)
Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2026 08:45 PM (JpUeg)
Posted by: Bully cat at September 03, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 03, 2026 08:40 PM (mmrXZ)
It's funny the way they pretend it has anything to do with anything? My parents had legal visas and went through a legal process to become naturalized citizens so obviously Trump would have deported them. Huh?
When an argument like that gets presented it defuses their own case. But their target is women anyway and I'm pretty sure it works or they would stop.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:46 PM (vE0+H)
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Well not quite a laugh you know but you feel good
Posted by: The Paolo at September 03, 2026 08:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 08:29 PM (Riz8t)
You are Evil MAGA Capitalist that does not care about Lesbian Woman of Color of the opposite sex !!!
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries!!!!!
Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 03, 2026 08:47 PM (fF0zR)
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A guy is walking deep into the woods with a small child. The child looks up and says "I'm scared". The guy replies... "You're scared? I have to walk back alone."
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:47 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:36 PM (viF8m)
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I'm getting tired of the GOP deciding to act like woke Democrats and requiring ritual denunciations. That's a loser game, and Vance is right to completely ignore it. GOPe losers did it ad nauseum but Trump showed you can ignore it and win, and that's what you should do.
Otherwise, you then open up space for the guy you denounce to reply, and give him more attention. Just move past and talk about what you want to talk about.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:47 PM (ZOv7s)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
A boy asks his dad, " Can you explain solar eclipses?"
Dad says, "No, son".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:48 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)
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Greetings. How are things?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:49 PM (77rzZ)
No, it's not like that at all! We're just expanding abortion rights beyond the third trimester.
Posted by: AWFL servants of Moloch and Ba'al at September 03, 2026 08:15 PM (CkXM5)
Really starting to rethink my position on sharia.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 08:50 PM (S41Gd)
"Really, like what?"
"Well, last night I dreamt I was a wigwam, and the night before that, I dreamt I was a teepee. What does it mean?"
"Oh, that's easy. You're two tents."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:50 PM (ZOv7s)
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Uh... I tend to agree for the most part, but I'm not sure where you got that last part... he viciously denigrated Carlson recently.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)
This girl is cool. Anne Reburn?
A cappella cover of Enter Sandman
https://rb.gy/napnmw
The joke I guess is she hit it big on YT ten years ago with *Mr. Sandman* so did this one to celebrate. And she's super cute.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 08:50 PM (S41Gd)
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Modern women are basically reverting to paganism. I'm reading St. Augustine and it just leaps right off the page.
The cult of Cybele (the Great Mother) featured orgiastic festivals, self-castration and exposing infants or selling them was perfectly acceptable in ancient Rome. The pagan gods were real, and they're making a comeback.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
How is your wife doing? And how are you?
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
I got an award for being the most secretive person in the office.
I can't tell you how much that means to me.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:53 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: AM El-Sayed at September 03, 2026 08:53 PM (6UCjt)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)
I’m OK. Still dealing with issues, but maintaining.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)
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I've been using a slogan of late: "Win the month." Just get through it and you win. Port goes in next week, chemo after that. I'm making contingencies for an alternate sleeping area because if she's sick all night long, I still need rest.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 08:54 PM (NlEaG)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL)
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If that is true that is a big story.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (BI5O2)
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I'm not really paying attention. I'm speaking in generalities.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:55 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 08:56 PM (0XtpM)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 08:56 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 08:58 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)
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Steadily improving - both of us. The coming of fall will be like a soothing balm as it is our favorite season and quite spectacular in Michigan. Plus college football season is starting and while some take a dim view, I live in a college town and love hearing the band practicing in the evening and the roar of the stadium on game day. I decided not to go to Alumni Band this year for obvious reasons, but I may bike over and say hi.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ)
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Thank you. She very much appreciates them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert
Have you sent unsolicited dick pics?
Posted by: Brett Favre at September 03, 2026 08:59 PM (CkXM5)
Sophia Vergara? Tara Yazdi? Sydney Sweeney?"
Gloria Steinem?
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:00 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
You betcha. Trump shouldn't have so much influence over journalism!!!
Posted by: Lovs completely missing the point at September 03, 2026 09:00 PM (CkXM5)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)
The cult of Cybele (the Great Mother) featured orgiastic festivals, self-castration and exposing infants or selling them was perfectly acceptable in ancient Rome. The pagan gods were real, and they're making a comeback.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
They're insane and they're destroying civilization as we know it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 09:03 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 03, 2026 09:03 PM (CHHv1)
I remember years ago on this blog when we had the True Conservative fights. It was boring then and worse all it did was fracture our side.
I want to win in November. Neither Vance nor Tucker are running. Plenty of time after that to sort out squabbles between the sitting VP and an online "influencer" who isn't influencing much of anyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:04 PM (viF8m)
Cybele (the Great Mother) featured orgiastic festivals.
Uh ... is there a website with locations and times? Asking for a good friend.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
The cult of Cybele (the Great Mother) featured orgiastic festivals, self-castration and exposing infants or selling them was perfectly acceptable in ancient Rome. The pagan gods were real, and they're making a comeback.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 08:52 PM (ZOv7s)
They're insane and they're destroying civilization as we know it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 09:03 PM (S41Gd)
Yeah, but we are missing Mithras, God of the Legions...
or the Ancient incarnation of Blood for the Blood God.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 09:03 PM (S41Gd)
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I find that's something of a cop out. Their actions are not random and if you look at things spiritually rather than seeking a secular ideological explanation, it's right there.
The pagan gods are fallen angels and they are still around, and they use the same temptations. Trying to overlay feminism or "cultural Marxism" (which is just retarded) gets you nowhere. They are pagans doing pagan things, and paganism was successful because it feeds human sin, and teaches that sin is good, and virtue is oppressive, just like the demons.
Roman parents had the power of life or death over their children and could legally kill them. So we're right back to the age of the Caesars.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
In all seriousness, having a month to month outlook is smart.
May the improved chemo bring her back to cancer-free.
Prayers ascending for you, her, and the kids.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
I need to impress a young woman.
Posted by: Robert at September
My friend's wife said she had 14 good reasons to divorce him. Plus his obsession with tennis.
He said, "That's 15, Love".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 09:08 PM (l26NL)
Posted by: Miklos embraces the Otter Life at September 03, 2026 09:08 PM (4RYRd)
or the Ancient incarnation of Blood for the Blood God.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:07 PM (mP0Kj)
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Um, Islam? Don't the Sharia cut their heads on a certain day?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL)
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If that is true that is a big story.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:54 PM (RIvkX)
And also apparently leaked some Fox Editorial Board directives about not giving ANY airtime to all the 2020 Election irregularities that are finally allowed to find proof....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:09 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Miklos at September 03, 2026 09:10 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
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Thank you. We believe she is free of cancer, and the chemo is described as mild and will only last a few weeks. We're basically hunting down the stragglers, making the rubble bounce. If she can't tolerate it, it will get dialed down or stopped. There's also a drug therapy that targets her specific cancer that is very mild that will go on longer.
We are going to kill the shit out of that cancer.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Roman times. So much progress on the Left. /s
Reinforcing Failure.
My advice is raise kids right, stay married, and no TV. Farms with many chores is a plus.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:12 PM (u82oZ)
or the Ancient incarnation of Blood for the Blood God.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:07 PM (mP0Kj)
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Um, Islam? Don't the Sharia cut their heads on a certain day?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Well, Mithraism did start out in Persia... then was adopted into Roman culture.... before it was suppressed when the Roman Empire became Christian in the 4th century...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:12 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:13 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 09:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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Ouch. Trump is going to have fun with that.
I will mention that people saying Mike Rogers lost his last bid for senate are forgetting that Michigan's elections have been compromised since 2020.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)
I hope you get through the cancers, whoever you are and however you've been afflicted.
Acceptance is a stoic virtue. Our experience here was to to do that, fight it, and win or lose the battle, to live with joy, even wicked joy, and love life.
Lucky to win or tie so far, and be able to laugh, one of the reasons I come here.
Thanks.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:14 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Excellent. **Steeples fingers**
Hope it is much easier than an off-white paint selection for a kitchen remodel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: they start 'em young at September 03, 2026 09:16 PM (4RYRd)
Reinforcing Failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:12 PM (u82oZ)
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Marxism is a heresy, not an economic system. It bundles pride, greed and envy and tries to paint them as virtues. The reason why it never goes away is because that's an intoxicating brew and the demons have latched onto it.
Killing and debasing humans isn't failure, btw. It's a smashing success.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:17 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Elephants at September 03, 2026 09:19 PM (Fn+3X)
Thanks.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:14 PM (Y8DZL)
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Memento Mori. Every day is a gift.
Paradoxically, I no longer oppose the death penalty, in fact I think it should be expanded. Death is not a punishment - it claims us all. Some have, through their actions, earned a timeline acceleration. Acting like it is the worst you can do displays naivete or dishonesty.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)
NaCly Dog
You are right. Son and Daughter-in-law are hardnosed with the grandkids.
No internet, no cellphones. They have chores and they must be completed to parental standards.
The grandkids are thriving, doing well in school and are a joy to be around.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Weisenheimer at September 03, 2026 09:21 PM (hyQrc)
Headline from today-
"Maria Bartiromo OUT-Fox News"
Preferred headline from 20 years ago-
"Miklos IN-Maria Bartiromo"
Posted by: I was interested in the robust investment opportunities at September 03, 2026 09:21 PM (4RYRd)
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Meh, nobody on this blog - including Ace or the cobs - has *any* influence on GOP politics. We can't fracture anything. Studiously ignoring people like us is core to the Republican mission.
Fight away. Don't make no difference, no how.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:22 PM (BI5O2)
Maybe a Mars colony with strict settler criteria and sound education? Frontiers tamed with technology reduce Marxist navel-gazing.
We had many Utopian society in America. They all failed.
Just like "Keep the troops busy."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:22 PM (u82oZ)
"Miklos IN-Maria Bartiromo"
Posted by: I was interested in the robust investment opportunities at September 03, 2026 09:21 PM (4RYRd)
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I'm going to say that's still true. I'll even go farther and say Miklos Does Not Object To Maria Eating Crackers In Bed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: My nickname was "Chigger" at September 03, 2026 09:23 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:24 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Further, it dilutes the times when it is actually sentenced. When it takes 15-20 years to carry out a sentence, it no longer has any value towards preventing capital crimes.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:24 PM (2WIwB)
No Kaiser Willie, no WW 1, no WW 1, no depression, no depression, no Nazi party, and so it goes.
So, bombed into rubble just for GP if nothing else.
Plus otters are fascinating.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 03, 2026 09:24 PM (aqrdH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:22 PM (BI5O2)
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It's less entertaining than collectively writing The Adventures of U-69, Nazi Germany's Only All-Female Submarine.
That was a hoot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)
The GOPe and esp. the Dems have training on ignoring constituents. Found this out first-hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:26 PM (77rzZ)
Which is why Cornyn and a bunch of others will no longer be in DC cashing checks. Republican doesn't mean what it did a couple years ago.
We can take over a party too.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
*Checks the Horde Cookbook for cracker recipe*
Posted by: Miklos has no objection and offers his honor, Your Honor at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (4RYRd)
"Since 2020, FICO has increased the price per a person’s credit score by 1,800%. FICO has enjoyed a monopoly. No more."
"Fannie and Freddie’s initial rollout of VantageScore has been incredibly successful, with 50 LENDERS DELIVERING LOANS."
"So, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, I’m instructing Fannie and Freddie to approve ALL lenders to use VantageScore"
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Weisenheimer at September 03, 2026 09:21 PM (hyQrc)
Took me a sec. Excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
I'm sure.
I bet it involves John Thune or Chuck Schumer shocking you up the ass with an electric cattle prod if you ever suggest not betraying your voters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (BI5O2)
Anyway, death is the easy way out. Spending the next 50 years in a dungeon gives one time to work up some regret.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Blutarski,
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Sounds right, press secretary is not her jib.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:29 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:24 PM (MWfyi)
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:30 PM (460M+)
So, FOX News is the new deep state?
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:31 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Diogenes
Also, you could auction off slots on the firing squads and pay down some government debt.
Posted by: Miklos would work on commission at September 03, 2026 09:31 PM (4RYRd)
But this regime can't be trusted with the power. I'll err on the side of life without parole until these scoundrels are all sitting in the dock, TYVM.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:32 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Miklos Johnson at September 03, 2026 09:32 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
*Checks the Horde Cookbook for cracker recipe*
Posted by: Miklos has no objection and offers his honor, Your Honor at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (4RYRd)
Pssssttttt!
Yo! Miklos.
Crackers are fine, but liquor is quicker.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:32 PM (2WIwB)
>>I always liked Maria Bartiromo, but never found her particularly hot.
Back in the day, The Money was Primo tail.
She's still beautiful at her age.
Like a Fine Wine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (Y8DZL)
"So, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, I’m instructing Fannie and Freddie to approve ALL lenders to use VantageScore"
Posted by: runner
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Three major credit validating/reporting companies is a scam. They run the play. If you don't buy on credit you have a poor score. The more you buy with credit the better your score. The more in hock you are the better your score.
Scammers
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:34 PM (MWfyi)
It is about setting standards for human societies. A quick cycle from arrest, trial, to execution is preferred.
Look at how fast turn of the 19th to 20th Century killers were executed for a good example.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:35 PM (g47mK)
>>I always liked Maria Bartiromo, but never found her particularly hot.
Back in the day, The Money Honey was Primo tail.
She's still beautiful.
Aged Like a Fine Wine.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2026 09:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:37 PM (MWfyi)
I read where, for 200 years, The UK either executed or transported 3% of the population. This kept crime levels much lower than today in the UK.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes
Natty Daddys works too
And you can buy those on Sundays here
Posted by: Miklos knows the ins and outs at September 03, 2026 09:37 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:38 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miklos thinks garret must be laughing his adorable little ass off at September 03, 2026 09:39 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: Miklos thinks garret must be laughing his adorable little ass off at September 03, 2026 09:39 PM (4RYRd)
what did I miss ???
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It's difficult to run stats on people who have given 'on second thought', a go.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:33 PM (Y8DZL)
At least Kamala is not friends with Tucker. So she has that section of the vote tied up.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:28 PM (MWfyi)
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Not at all. One day blurs into the next and when death takes you, it comes as a surprise.
Whereas knowing the day you will die "focuses the mind wonderfully" and often encouraged convicts to repent and thereby save their souls as the squarely faced eternity.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (WY+aP)
The few troublemakers ruin it for the rest of us. Most can't be fixed.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:41 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Braenyard
Mattresses and compasses both have four directions.
Choose wisely
Posted by: Miklos thinks larger paper bags are also useful on occasion at September 03, 2026 09:41 PM (4RYRd)
The Soviets had their many prisons and executions, but the worst people were the ones in charge of the USSR. We need to avoid that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
It is about setting standards for human societies. A quick cycle from arrest, trial, to execution is preferred.
Look at how fast turn of the 19th to 20th Century killers were executed for a good example.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
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Concur.
In the meantime, Nidal Hasan has entered the conversation. The line of volunteers to be on that firing squad is long and distinguished.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:42 PM (2WIwB)
Choose wisely
Posted by: Miklos thinks larger paper bags are also useful on occasion at September 03, 2026 09:41 PM (4RYRd)
Does this include pillow-tops?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2026 09:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: fd
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Dungeons, damp stone, chilly, moldy, mildewed with chains and gruel.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:43 PM (WY+aP)
Whereas knowing the day you will die "focuses the mind wonderfully" and often encouraged convicts to repent and thereby save their souls as the squarely faced eternity.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:40 PM (ZOv7s)
I think the problem is the Democrats with no bail and repeated releasing criminals and basically not punishing them. They know the Dems have their backs so they do whatever they want.
Posted by: Iris at September 03, 2026 09:43 PM (286+n)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:42 PM (2WIwB)
So is my.... oops. I don't have one of those.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (Ntshk)
Concur.
In the meantime, Nidal Hasan has entered the conversation. The line of volunteers to be on that firing squad is long and distinguished.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Survivors should receive first option.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2026 09:35 PM (XV/Pl)
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Men age like win. Women age like milk. And yes, I actually said that in my squadron and lived.
A funny thing, though - when you marry young, you always imagine each other as young, and think of your spouse that way. My wife has gone through a radical transformation, but I find myself thinking of things were back and they day, and the eyes that look back at me are the same eyes from long ago, only now filled with memories.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (ZOv7s)
The venerable EC-130H Compass Call fleet is pretty much now at the boneyard at AMARG.
What is replacing the EC-130H is a modified Gulfstream G550 that was originally designated as the DC-37B but is now called the EA-37B* Compass Call.
*Not to be confused with the Cessna A-37B Dragonfly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard
Twinkie defense. In the 1979 trial of Dan White for the killings of San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk, the defense argued diminished capacity due to severe depression. One piece of supporting evidence was that White, previously a health-food advocate, had started eating large amounts of junk food (Twinkies, sodas, etc.)
Posted by: Miklos on a sugar high (fermented) at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (4RYRd)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:45 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:45 PM (2GVsD)
Have we no canals that need digging?
No Superfund sites that need cleaning?
No medical testing that needs patient data?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
I just love that California gave prisoners tablets with internet access.
How stupid is that?
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:45 PM (/QHx4)
Wankers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:46 PM (Ntshk)
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September
Awwwwww, this is the sweetest thing!
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2026 09:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
We need chain gangs.
Work those prisoners until they drop from exhaustion.
I guess that would be cruel.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Iris at September 03, 2026 09:43 PM (286+n)
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The Dems are running the Second Spanish Republic playbook where they emptied the jails to create mayhem that would enable the revolution.
It's the same thing today - just create chaos to break society down and then offer the security of a prison state.
The problem is that Trump has shown how to lock things back down in DC, which puts us back in 1980s territory, when the GOP beat the Dems like a drum. History repeats itself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Just burn them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:48 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 09:48 PM (MWfyi)
We need chain gangs.
Work those prisoners until they drop from exhaustion.
I guess that would be cruel.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/QHx4)
Maybe if those fuckers had BEEN working hard, they wouldn't have committed murder. Y'know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:48 PM (Ntshk)
A Dragonfly armed Compass Call aircraft would be way cool. They could also do air-to-air refueling. And loiter a long time.
The Gulfstream is a better fit for edgy airspaces. Glad the C-130s are out of that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (2GVsD)
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Flown out of Battle Creek in the 1980s.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)
Joey Ramone wrote the song about her after she helped him with financial advice.
You may need some of that ^^^ information someday in a trivia game. You're welcome.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 09:49 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Tonya is ready, but clearly enjoys the occasional Krispy Kreme at September 03, 2026 09:49 PM (4RYRd)
Crew: up to nine: two pilots and up to seven crew members according to mission
It doesn't look that big.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:50 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:50 PM (/QHx4)
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They aren’t offering any security as most people understand the term. They plan on locking up anyone who objects to one party rule and endless corruption
Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 09:50 PM (zom6H)
Posted by: Miklos on a sugar high (fermented) at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (4RYRd)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 03, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Work those prisoners until they drop from exhaustion.
I guess that would be cruel.
Posted by: four seasons
Can't afford the eggs over here, Boss
Posted by: Deputy Warden Miklos at September 03, 2026 09:51 PM (4RYRd)
Joey Ramone wrote the song about her after she helped him with financial advice.
You may need some of that ^^^ information someday in a trivia game. You're welcome.
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youtube.com/watch?v=mYckn1gplnc
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:52 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:52 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 09:50 PM (zom6H)
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No, they very much promise that if everyone turns in their guns, bad things will no longer happen. They are very consistent on this message. They're lying, but consistent in their lies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:53 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:53 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:42 PM (2WIwB)
So is my.... oops. I don't have one of those.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 03, 2026 09:44 PM (Ntshk)
***
Have you met my twin brother, Paolo?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:53 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:52 PM (2GVsD)
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During 4th Edition Warhammer 40,000 when aircraft became a thing, I bought an A-37 kit and modded it to have lascannon on the wingtips. I still have it, though I've reverted to 2nd ed. and since it has zero resale value, I sometimes use it as a terrain or an objective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:54 PM (2GVsD)
With all the crazy shit happening, buy more weapons and ammo.
We don't want to be like Great Britain.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:55 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:56 PM (2GVsD)
Dumbasses
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:53 PM (/QHx4)
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It worked in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the UK.
But we are a harder nut to crack.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)
We don't want to be like Great Britain.
Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 09:55 PM (/QHx4)
Or many European countries lacking a 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 09:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:56 PM (2GVsD)
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No, I said I still have it and my daughters can use it whenever they want.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)
I wonder if the mystic is on the Muslim Brotherhood's approved reading list?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)
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Rolls is leaving Britain. Yeah, they're coming over here.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 09:59 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - stormy weathering at September 03, 2026 10:00 PM (Cl/mc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:00 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 03, 2026 10:01 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: clarence at September 03, 2026 10:04 PM (NFldd)
Girlfriend Interpreter.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ol0kUTrhOtk
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