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I-i hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there‘s no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence % rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine ª the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and evewone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now - iFunny