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A circus performer is late to his next gig Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where he was going so fast. "Well, officer, I'm a circus p...
Circus performer | Long Joke
A circus performer is late to his next gig Driving as fast as he can, he is soon pulled over by the police. The cop asks for his license, registration, and proof of insurance, and then asks him where he was going so fast. "Well, officer, I'm a circus p...
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chi...
SUPPLIES!!!! | Long Joke
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chi...
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist re...
Dead Lawyer | Long Joke
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist re...
a green poster with the words, the flight attendant
The Flight Attendant | Long Joke
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to t...
a purple background with the words tomatoo family and an image of a baby on it
Tomato Family | Long Joke
Three tomatoes are walking down the street. A poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... And says: "catch up".
a blue poster with the words speeding ticket written in white on it and an image of a police officer
Speeding Ticket | Long Joke
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have on...
a green poster with the words selling a car
Selling a Car | Long Joke
A blonde wanted to sell her car but failed many times. Even though the car looked pratically new it had over 400 000 miles on it. So she goes to a bar and theres a brunette sitting a few barstools away and she's wearing mechanic's overalls. They start ...
a poem written in green and black with the words, the steamer trunk one day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home
The Steamer Trunk | Long Joke
One day, a recently married man goes to the attic of his new home to put a few things in storage. While he is there, he notices a large steamer trunk sitting in the corner. When he tries to open it, he finds it is locked. Puzzled and curious, he calls ...
a pink poster with black writing on it and an image of a doctor's office
Joke » A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a...
A Chinese doctor cant find a job in a hospital in America, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20...
a poem written in blue and green with the words truth at school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one
Joke » At school, a boy is told by a classmate that...
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to...