Hi there.

My name is Bartłomiej Dach. I read and write code, in that order, for a living.

I have worked as a programmer since 2018. I have done: desktop application programming, web application programming (mostly backend, with light frontend), a touch of mobile app development, a smidge of data churning, some basic UI design work, and some accidental security research. Most of this was in the confines of the .NET platform and C#, but I also speak light Python or Java as required.

Most of my current activity is focused around osu! and related projects wherein I am a maintainer.

The primary purpose of this website is to host my blog. Updates are rather infrequent because I don’t think I have many interesting things to say a lot of the time and my personal bar for “interesting” only goes up as time goes on. If you are so inclined, you can use this RSS feed to watch for new posts. If you decide to do that, thank you!

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All of the words that you, Dear Reader, can read on this webpage, have been typed out by a real human being. This also applies to any code I push anywhere under my own name.

Any persons wanting to contact me with offers of employment or product pitches that contain “AI” are hereby kindly asked to submit them to /dev/null. If you don’t know what that means, ask your clanker.

Any persons wondering why this section of the page exists or why it is phrased in a vaguely hostile manner are hereby kindly asked to read “The Future of Everything is Lies, I Guess” by Kyle Kingsbury. Themselves, ideally, no summarising.