Dunder Mifflin, Inc.Best Office Lines

The Duel

Vol. 5 · Issue 11Scranton, PA

From Michael's confusing "don't ever, for any reason" speech to the epic parking lot showdown between a Prius and a bike chain, every line from "The Duel" is right here. You'll find the complete script and all the best quotes from the long-awaited showdown over Angela.

Scene 01

2 lines
Pam Beesly
Michael Scott

Scene 02

1 line
Pam Beesly

Scene 03

14 lines
Dwight Schrute
Phyllis Vance
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Stanley Hudson
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott

Scene 04

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 05

23 lines
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Kevin Malone
Pam Beesly
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert

Scene 06

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 07

13 lines
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Everyone
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Michael Scott
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute

Scene 08

7 lines
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Angela Martin
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Oscar Martinez

Scene 09

6 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute

Scene 10

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 11

1 line
Dwight Schrute

Scene 12

9 lines
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin

Scene 13

10 lines
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 14

28 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard

Scene 15

15 lines
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott
Andy Bernard
Michael Scott

Scene 16

13 lines
Meredith Palmer
Oscar Martinez
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Kevin Malone
Andy Bernard

Scene 17

15 lines
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard

Scene 18

4 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott

Scene 19

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 20

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 21

3 lines
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace

Scene 22

9 lines
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin
Andy Bernard
Angela Martin

Scene 23

44 lines
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Creed Bratton
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 24

1 line
Meredith Palmer

Scene 25

8 lines
Pam Beesly
Angela Martin
Pam Beesly
Meredith Palmer
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 26

1 line
Jim Halpert

Scene 27

4 lines
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Jim Halpert

Scene 28

8 lines
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace
Michael Scott
David Wallace

Scene 29

9 lines
Dwight Schrute
Angela Martin
Kelly Kapoor
Dwight Schrute
Meredith Palmer
Dwight Schrute
Oscar Martinez
Kevin Malone
Dwight Schrute

Scene 30

8 lines
Kelly Kapoor
Phyllis Vance
Oscar Martinez
Creed Bratton
Dwight Schrute
Pam Beesly
Stanley Hudson
Phyllis Vance

Scene 31

25 lines
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Everyone watching
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Dwight Schrute
Jim Halpert
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute

Scene 32

3 lines
Andy Bernard
Dwight Schrute
Andy Bernard

Scene 33

1 line
Michael Scott

Scene 34

1 line
Dwight Schrute