Scene 012 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (in Michael's office) Could you please sign my expense report?Michael ScottOpen quote: No way, no how. Expense reports are a day-to-day item. That is Jim's now. I am exclusively big picture, epic.
Scene 025 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (in Jim's office) Sign this.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ah, ah, ah. Where's the "please"? We're not animals.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Sign it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, not without a "please."Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Idiot.
Scene 0310 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (in Michael's office) I have a complaint about Jim.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is not big picture.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I would like to file a huge, enormous, massive complaint about the tallest guy in our office.Michael ScottOpen quote: ... Okay.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Jim won't sign my expense report.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is not-- okay-- that is day-to-day.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, that is huge.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're trying to trick me.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This has to do--Michael ScottOpen quote: Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Scene 0417 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: (in Jim's office) I'd like to lodge a complaint.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm sorry to hear about that. Who is this about?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: You!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. Just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously. So... When did this happen?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: One minute ago.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. And how do you feel?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Angry.Jim HalpertOpen quote: All right. Did he hit you?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Did you cry?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Did you feel like crying?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm just gonna write "held back tears."Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Wait, stop writing that. That is not true.Jim HalpertOpen quote: If you stop crying, I'll stop writing it.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I'm not cr-- uhh!
Scene 052 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: I deserved that promotion, not Jim. Oh, man. Makes me want to put him in a triangle choke hold and force him down to the ground and just keep pressing and pressing. And then flip him over and then put him in a hammer lock! And he's gasping, he's panting! Every last breath! And the crowd is going crazy. And boom! I emerge victorious! (claps hands and stands up) Aha! $18,000 and a chance at the title! Ooh hah!Erin HannonOpen quote: (at the door) Dwight, Jim wants you to keep it down.
Scene 066 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Everyone, now would be a good time to freshen up, because I'd like everyone to meet in the conference room in five minutes. And I suggest that you bring a snack, because we may be in there for a while.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael...Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Can I talk to you in my office for a second?Michael ScottOpen quote: Mmm, sure, but could I first talk to you in my office?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: Can I also be a boss?
Scene 071 lineOscar MartinezOpen quote: Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?
Scene 0826 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: I have noticed that we--Michael ScottOpen quote: Welcome.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thank you. I've noticed we've been having a lot of conference room meetings.Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Jim HalpertOpen quote: And I'm wondEring if perhaps those are a bit, um--Michael ScottOpen quote: Disruptive.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, I don't think they are. I think the meetings are very important.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, maybe we should talk specifics.Michael ScottOpen quote: Let's do.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.Michael ScottOpen quote: N-- well, to be fair, Jim... James... Jimothy... To be fair, Jimothy, the-- ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I am.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Right.Michael ScottOpen quote: At first, we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets, and I think by the end, we all learned a little bit about how small we are.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yes, I agree.Michael ScottOpen quote: Because it's a big universe, and we're all just little, tiny specks of dust.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I just think that maybe they're eating large amounts of the day.Michael ScottOpen quote: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it's light out, you wake up, it's dark. That's the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You mean on a weekend?Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes.Jim HalpertOpen quote: How about this? I think our goal should be we don't have meetings unless they're absolutely essential.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright. No more meetings this week.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Really? You just agreed to that?Michael ScottOpen quote: I can be very suprising.
Scene 095 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: What's going on?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I need to fit into my wedding dress. However, I'm also pregnant.Ryan HowardOpen quote: You know, it's a myth that women have to gain more than nine pounds in a pregnancy. Look at these actresses. Some of them lose weight.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Hey, did you guys register for wedding gifts?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: We did, but mostly because people expect us to. We're also accepting other gifts not on the registry... However much.
Scene 101 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: It's awkward asking people for money, but we could really use it. Why doesn't Crate & Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?
Scene 115 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: Perfect. I hate registries.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Oh, good.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: My cousin makes the most amazing romantic birdhouse mailboxes. I know I shouldn't tell you, but you'll still be suprised when you see it. You're not registered for a birdhouse, are you?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: No, we're not.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Good. Good.
Scene 1221 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: Mm-hmm?Jim HalpertOpen quote: (walks in, see's Oscar, Stanley, Creed and Kelly sitting in Michaels office) Okay, I thought I saw people missing.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?Michael ScottOpen quote: Stanley, you don't need to answer that.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Stanley?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: "If you don't smell this, you're fired."Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.Michael ScottOpen quote: What do you mean by "these people"?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael, this is a conference room meeting.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's not what I meant.Michael ScottOpen quote: Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I disagree.Michael ScottOpen quote: What do you guys think? (all start talking at the same time)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Great. Guys, can I just have a moment alone with Michael?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no, you don't need to go anywhere. Anything that Jim has to say to me, he can say in front of these types of people.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is not what Wallace told us.Jim HalpertOpen quote: That's exactly what Wallace told us.Michael ScottOpen quote: That is not the way I heard it.
Scene 131 lineKelly KapoorOpen quote: I love rivalries-- Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It's so much fun. But I guess if I'm really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I'd have to go with L.C. Heidi's a bad friend, and her skin is terrible.
Scene 1427 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: It is one thing, me giving you the co-manager title. It is another thing, you bossing me around.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm not bossing you around. I'm trying to do my job, which is sharing your job, so maybe we should just call David Wallace.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, no, no. No, we will not call David Wallace. (Michael pulls out his cell phone) I will call David Wallace.Erin HannonOpen quote: David Wallace is on line two for you guys.Michael ScottOpen quote: Or David Wallace will call us on line two. Why don't we just--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Hey, David. You got Jim here.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey David, this is Michael, senior co-manager.David WallaceOpen quote: Hey guys, um, I'm calling, because, unfortunately, we will not be able to give out cost of living raises this year, and I know people expect it. However, there just is only a small amount of money for each branch, so we're leaving it up to the managers to decide how to distribute it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Got it, Dave. Sounds like your classice big-picture decision.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Which will clearly affect the day-to-day well-being of our employees.David WallaceOpen quote: It's probably a little of both.Michael ScottOpen quote: Which is it more of?David WallaceOpen quote: Excuse me?Jim HalpertOpen quote: David, I know that I'm very new at this, but I have a very good perspective on how things work.David WallaceOpen quote: Wait, I'm sorry. Michael, are you-- are you texting me?Michael ScottOpen quote: I thought maybe we could talk after this is over.David WallaceOpen quote: Look, I need you both to take care of this. This is not going to be a problem, is it?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope, not at all.Michael ScottOpen quote: No, it will not be. I am on top of it.David WallaceOpen quote: Very good.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Alright, thanks alot, David.Michael ScottOpen quote: Talk to you later-- (Jim hangs up) Okay, you didn't let me say good-bye. (sighs, and claps hands once) Alright, I am looking forward to this.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You don't have to lie.Michael ScottOpen quote: I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don't see you anymore.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Right.Michael ScottOpen quote: All I can see is how big and gross the pores on your nose are.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Alright. Let's get started.
Scene 152 linesCreed BrattonOpen quote: Hey, why haven't we ever, um...Meredith PalmerOpen quote: We have.
Scene 1617 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: You know, there's no easy way to do this. I say we add 1.5% to their paychecks and don't say anything about it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Do you mean, like break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?Michael ScottOpen quote: No, we can do it during the day. It doesn't have to be that dramatic, Jim.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay. You know what would help is a pros and cons list for our options.Michael ScottOpen quote: Jim, don't take this the wrong way. Are you gonna take this the wrong way?Jim HalpertOpen quote: It's hard to tell so far.Michael ScottOpen quote: You use your brain too much.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?Michael ScottOpen quote: Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.Jim HalpertOpen quote: You just came up with that.Michael ScottOpen quote: As I was saying it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Yeah. Okay, so for the 1.5% increase, pro-- everyone gets a little bit.Michael ScottOpen quote: (in nerdy voice) Con-- you look like a nerd.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Con-- no one gets as much as they did last year.Michael ScottOpen quote: Pro-- you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Pro-- no favoritism.Michael ScottOpen quote: Con-- you unzip your pants, and you find that there's a calculator down there.
Scene 171 lineJim HalpertOpen quote: I've been studying Michael for years, and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart-- (pulls out a pie chart) How Michael spends his time. As you can see, we have procrastinating and distracting others, and this tiny sliver here is critical thinking. I made it bigger, so that you could see it.
Scene 189 linesKevin MaloneOpen quote: Hey, Pam, I heard that you were registered, but I didn't hear where.Pam BeeslyOpen quote: I don't think we registered anywhere. We just want cash.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Like money? Like you-- you want my money?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Mm-hmm.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Will you take a check?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Cool. In the memo line, I'm gonna write, "To love's eternal glory."Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Okay.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Wait til' Monday.
Scene 191 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: Is this what I've become? Materialistic? Shallow? I feel horrible. (looks down at the check) oh look! "Mrs. Pam Halpert!" That's the first time I've seen it in writing!
Scene 2063 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: You know, the more I think about it, the more I think we should give it to the salesmen.Michael ScottOpen quote: That will not go over well.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. 'Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us...Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I'm gonna kill myself.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I'm not gonna let you stop me from thinking.Michael ScottOpen quote: No! I could not do that, Jim. I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect. If I can just think this through, if I could just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect, and then I can go down every avenue, and every avenue off of that avenue, and then another avenue.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Michael.Michael ScottOpen quote: And then another--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Look, you have a lot of strengths.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, I do?! Tell me what they are.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well.Michael ScottOpen quote: Ha! That-- I am not known for that!Jim HalpertOpen quote: But there is a reason why I'm here!Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!Jim HalpertOpen quote: No, it's because you also have a lot of weaknesses, Michael!Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay. Well, why don't you tell me what those are, Jim? Why don't you enliven me?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I don't think you're good at making tough decisions!Michael ScottOpen quote: Ah.Jim HalpertOpen quote: At thinking out the options, and then stating that decision very clearly, especially when it's an unpopular decision.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, here's a tough decision for you. You suck! You suck! Is that clear enough for you?!Jim HalpertOpen quote: But maybe I'm here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I've been sitting out there, and I've been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table.Michael ScottOpen quote: Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don't you run yourself out there and tell them? (laughs) You call it.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (leave the conference room to address everyone)Michael ScottOpen quote: (to the camera) This had better be terrible.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Could I have everyone's attention, please? I have some tough news, so I'm just gonna give it to you straight. Truth is, we only have so much money for raises this year, so the simple fact is some people will get raises, and some people won't. Now, what we've decided is, we are gonna give those raises to the sales staff.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Wait. Seriously?!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Look, you guys are smart, so I'm just leveling with you. I'm just trying to treat you like adults.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Thank you, Jim, for thinking that we're smart people.Angela MartinOpen quote: But, I do not understand. If we're such smart adults, then why don't we get raises?Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Excellent question, genius. It's because Jim wants to give the raises to his friends and the people he sleeps with.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ooh, easy. That's not it at all.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Well?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Really what it is, is about the money the sales staff brings into the office.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: (walks in from shopping, with bags in her hands) What's going on?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Jim is only giving raises to the salesmen.Kelly KapoorOpen quote: What the hell?! Why are you being such a jerk?!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Hold on, Kelly. Would it help you to know that Jim thinks you're smart?Kelly KapoorOpen quote: No! (put's down her bags) How is that gonna repair Ryan's car?!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: This is ridiculous! How could he do this to us?!Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, Dwight, you know what? You'd be getting the raise so--Dwight SchruteOpen quote: What about all these people, huh?! How is it fair to them?!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Exactly!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Totally!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: We work just as hard as the sales people. We deserve raises.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Yes.Angela MartinOpen quote: Yes. They don't get 'em, if we don't get 'em!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: My kid needs shoes! You want to tell him he doesn't get shoes?!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Her kid needs shoes, Jim!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: What the hell?! (everyone complaining at Jim)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Wow! I'm just gonna rewind and back off a bit, so... (imitates a tape rewinding and chuckles, Michael comes over by Jim laughing)Michael ScottOpen quote: That was good! That was good! Okay, all right. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people who will open their hearts to you. They all have heart-ons for you (someone growns in disgust), and that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar. This--Angela MartinOpen quote: What are you talking about Michael?Stanley HudsonOpen quote: We just need to hear your plan for our raise.Michael ScottOpen quote: My plan-- a man-- panama.Andy BernardOpen quote: That's not how that goes.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...Jim HalpertOpen quote: Thank you, Meredith.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: ...when he was telling us his dumbass plan.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise, yes or no?Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright! Let me get this clear! Does everybody want a raise? (all say yes) Alright, everyone wants a raise, so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Again, that gives us no information.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: This isn't a game, you know? It's our livelihood!
Scene 216 linesMichael ScottOpen quote: What about a raise based on merit?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Rank each person individually?Michael ScottOpen quote: Mm-hmm. Piece of cake. Ryan, obviously the best.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (sarcastically) Well, obviously. Too bad he's a temp and doesn't count, so let's get started. (starts to write on a piece of paper)Michael ScottOpen quote: Are you making a--Jim HalpertOpen quote: Nope. I'm numbering the paper.
Scene 228 linesOscar MartinezOpen quote: (everyone talking to the camera) Just--Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Yeah, I don't understand how they can even consider giving money to some people and not the rest of us.Angela MartinOpen quote: It's not like we're not gonna see the checks. We're in accounting!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: I am so pissed at this company!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: (out the side of his mouth) And Jim!Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Yeah. Who said that?Dwight SchruteOpen quote: I think it was Creed.Creed BrattonOpen quote: Yep.
Scene 2312 linesJim HalpertOpen quote: (to camera) It's going really well, actually.Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to camera, holds up a bean) Each Boston Baked Bean represents half a percent raise. We each got 24 beans, so the idea is, you place the bean on the picture (walking around the table) of who you think deserv-- who's that? (picture that Michael drew of toby, looks like a monster)Michael ScottOpen quote: Toby.Jim HalpertOpen quote: He's not a part of this. You know that.Michael ScottOpen quote: Just wanted to draw a picture of him.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, your move.Michael ScottOpen quote: Alright! Who to pick? (walking around the table) Who to pick?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Here we go.Michael ScottOpen quote: I... will skip a turn.Jim HalpertOpen quote: Okay, you're gonna still have to play that bean. You know that.Michael ScottOpen quote: I need more time.Erin HannonOpen quote: Wallace sent an e-mail about a meeting next week. He wants you both to respond. (Michael and Jim leave, Dwight sneaks in)
Scene 241 lineDwight SchruteOpen quote: People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It's great. Eventually, they'll rise up and revolt. My only hope is that they do it sooner rather than later. If the people here were our founding fathers, the Revolutionary War would have been delayed ten years, because Stanley Washington was napping, and Phyllis Hancock was still signing the declaration, and Kevin Jefferson was distracted by a butterfly.
Scene 2515 linesDwight SchruteOpen quote: Come on in. (everyone looking around at all the pictures and beans on the table) That's right. Come in, feast your eyes. They determine our worth by putting beans upon our faces.Oscar MartinezOpen quote: What the hell?!Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Things were not this bad when just Michael was manager.Michael ScottOpen quote: Hey, what are you guys doing in here?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What does a bean mean?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael, what does a bean mean?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Jim?Jim HalpertOpen quote: I was just trying to be unbiased.Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What does a bean mean?!Oscar MartinezOpen quote: Someone please explain it to Kevin.Meredith PalmerOpen quote: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Not according to the beans.Angela MartinOpen quote: This is how you make this important decision?Andy BernardOpen quote: There's no way that Stanley gets more beans than me. (starts to take Stanley's beans, Stanley swats Andy's hand with his crossword puzzle) That is ridiculous. This is how it works. (everyone continues to argue)
Scene 2630 linesPhyllis VanceOpen quote: It's not so much that I might not get a raise. It's just demeaning!Andy BernardOpen quote: Thank you! That is exactly-- by the way, I would also like a raise.Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Yeah, I would, too.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: Are we idiots? (gets up, starts walking around) What right does Jim have to claim authority, hmm? Is he as good a salesman as I? Is he as matronly as Phyllis? There are moments where we can affect change. For a few seconds every decade, we exist, and these are those seconds! Let us storm his castle! Come on! Tick-- let's get him. Tock-- let's get Jim! Tick-- and drag Jim out of his office! Tock-- take his keys away from him! Tick-- that's a clock! The time is getting very close! It's now or never! What say you?!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: I say no.Dwight SchruteOpen quote: No, I mean, what do you say to my plan? (all groan) Okay.Michael ScottOpen quote: (leaving his office, hurrying to Jim's office)Kevin MaloneOpen quote: What does a bean mean?Michael ScottOpen quote: (in Jim's office) How you doing?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Uh, on a scale of one to ten, I'd say I'm about a four.Michael ScottOpen quote: Oh, what are you usually?Jim HalpertOpen quote: Six. You?Michael ScottOpen quote: Usually a ten, but I'm feeling like a zero.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?Michael ScottOpen quote: I know, I know.Jim HalpertOpen quote: We tried to find the fairest way to do it.Michael ScottOpen quote: Yes, we did.Jim HalpertOpen quote: I just-- what?Michael ScottOpen quote: Um, nothing. I just... I used to have to do this part alone, and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you. (leaves office)Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Michael!Kevin MaloneOpen quote: Michael!Phyllis VanceOpen quote: Come on! This isn't fair!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (to camera) Michael's my only friend left in the office. Except Pam... I think. Is she still upset?Phyllis VanceOpen quote: (at Michael return to Jim's office) Michael, you cannot just keep avoiding us like this!Jim HalpertOpen quote: (Michael give Jim a "World's Best Boss" mug) Thank you.Michael ScottOpen quote: You're welcome.Jim HalpertOpen quote: What's in here?Michael ScottOpen quote: Gin. (toast, sip)Jim HalpertOpen quote: Ooh!Michael ScottOpen quote: (someone knocks) Just pretend we're not here.
Scene 278 linesRyan HowardOpen quote: Heard you guys are looking for cash for the wedding?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Question for you. Would you guys rather have $100 now, or $5,000 a year from now?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: $100 now for sure.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee, I put in a hundred of my own money as the gift...Pam BeeslyOpen quote: Yeah. No, no, I'll um-- the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.Ryan HowardOpen quote: Instead of $5,000 a year from now?Pam BeeslyOpen quote: How sure is this?
Scene 281 linePam BeeslyOpen quote: The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game.