Satanik Panik

by Bog Wizard

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Danny Snead
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Danny Snead I will update this comment post-release. I'm excited for the album!

Post release edit: I really enjoy this album, I'll give it a few more listens! Glorious work.

Edit: Toxic Love cover is amazing. Favorite track: Satanik Panik.
Mouth of Gravel
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Mouth of Gravel These guys are one of the most fun bands in the Midwest. Reading The Grey Bastards while listening to this on repeat has been a joy this Halloween season. Highly recommended! The Feen Gully is genius stuff
rob
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rob I found you all on Bluesky and fellas, this is honestly some of the best music I've heard all year. I was not expecting it to be so heavy! Amazing people, values, and musicians. I love supporting bands with good morals and tunes <3 Favorite track: RIASGLAFM (Swamp Golem Returns).
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I have seen the face of the darkness on this land By the blade I died, I have sacrificed Given all my life to stem the evil tide May we all find peace in the afterlife Buried deep and well in this consecrated ground None could have foreseen this morass in time Now in this marsh I lie, corrupted by the bog Left to lifeless stares, won't you come inside?
2.
In the shadow Beneath the beast Your knuckles bleed Your legs go weak The powerful Shows up and takes The dragon's hoard Grows ever great In the fire In the valley Burned alive Another tally It doesn't matter What you create The dragon's hoard Grows ever great In the fire, and the rain In the shadow of the darkest mountain Lives the dragon of the flame A curse on all who dare to speak his name A worthless sort of life Under heel of the unjust power Existence full of strife No wonder that the meek will cower Form a party, torch and flame No longer will the weak lay dying! Bring the dragon to the same The fate of many are his alone in blame! In the darkness of the night The lair where the beast lay sleeping The fire still alight A prize begging for the reaping Sleeping Beast Death In store Pitchforks Torches By the Score People Arise Oppression Deplore On dragon Feast Silence The roar!
3.
I'm coming through the darkness Your color TV screen My evil forces are in your house Your kids I'm corrupting Backwards playing records Ancient tomes and candles Funny dice and evil spells Your household is in shambles Black cloaks and wizard hats Open books and math Your mind is pliable Here comes my evil wrath Ignore the context Patch vests and tattoos Heavy metal and painted vans Just watch the evening news Satan Satan Satan Satan We're here to trans your gender We'll bring your mind awake Our evil forces are in your pants We'll grab your collar and shake Have you been paying attention To our cynical words Are you ready to cry and pout Are you afraid of some nerds You only hear what you want to Hair trigger to irate Gold medalist in your mind To justify your hate Here comes the chorus Outrage ready to go Prepare to clutch your pearls At our satanic prose Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan?
4.
Magic, entwine, ritual, life Golem, awaken, receive, consume Network, mycelium, entangle, commune Envelop, symbiotic, breathe in the doom I walk over land I bring Home with me I live, so you must die I hold death for thee Death, destruction, murder, mud Repent, cower, drown in blood Slime, dragged under, my vengeance entombed Cowards, encroaching, swamp golem resumes I walk over land I bring Home with me I live, so you must die I hold death for thee
5.
Necromancer 07:14
Raising the dead Mindless husks enthralled to follow Dance with the dead Subconscious screams will just ring hollow Command undeath A grim harvest of muscle and bone Follow me in death A taboo ritual for which we'll not atone Rise from your grave Indoctrination after death Power I crave Untethered evil comes back to life Mistakes were made In my hubris I have pushed too far A lich un-swayed Eternal servitude all that I deserve
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Mind Goblin 02:23
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Hit me one time Hit me twice Oh, that's rather nice Oil and grime, poison sludge Diesel clouds and noxious muck Slime beneath me, slime up above You'll love my toxic love I see the world and all the creatures in it I suck 'em dry and spit 'em out like spinach 'Cause greedy human beings will always lend a hand With the destruction of this worthless jungle land And what a beautiful machine they have provided To slice a path of doom with my sweet breath to guide it Filthy brown acid rain Pouring down like Egg Chow Mein Slime beneath me, slime up above You'll love my toxic love Oil and grime, poison sludge Diesel clouds and noxious muck Slime beneath me, slime up above You'll love my toxic love

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Recorded at The Staggering Paladin
Mixed by Harlen Linke
Mastered by Esben Willems at Studio Berserk

Album art/ layout by Benjamin Blåholtz

Cover of Toxic Love (From 'Ferngully: The Last Rainforest') originally written by Thomas Dolby, performed by Tim Curry and Thomas Dolby, and published by Sony/ ATV Tunes LLC

Satanik Panik audio clip courtesy of Brennan Lee Mulligan via Dimension 20
Additional voices in Satanik Panik courtesy of April and Elliphany Linke

"Embodying the sheer menace and ridiculousness that a property like that of Dungeons & Dragons has become known for over the decades along with its wild societal impact, the seven tracks of “Satanik Panik” are almost maddening with their high levels of intoxication. This is a record that takes its time, knows precise when to strike, and pulls it all off with such color, personality, and joy that one cannot help but become sucked into the cackling whirlwind that Bog Wizard commands with deadly force." - headbangerreviews.com

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released October 31, 2025

Ben Lombard - Vocals, Guitar
Harlen Linke - Percussion, Vocals, Handpan, Synth
Colby Lowman - Bass, Air Organ

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Bog Wizard Michigan

Doom/Sludge/Stoner metal riffing off the satanic panic era, with heavy fantasy/ D&D themes. Fat riffs and natural crits.

NERD DOOM.

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