Not If We Catch Them First

If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.

go.

A TL;DR for the people who can't be arsed to watch a short video.

“the idea of a ‘healthy individual’ in a world where we drink water with microplastics in it, breathe air from wildfires and chemical accidents, and people are so overworked they develop physical and mental illnesses from it, is a myth” (paraphrased from 5:21 in the video)

oh ok

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later

headphone cord unplugged by furniture 6,000 dead 23,459 injured

this one's a big hit with the victims

If your boyfriend tells you he’s looking into buying podcast equipment, and you do nothing to stop him, when I’m president and I sign an executive order to finally prosecute men with podcasts, you will be charged as an accessory to a crime. Just some food for thought

so while i’m still trying to process this, i just got terminated from my job. the moment my savings run out, i lose my freedom and have to return to my parents when i’m far healthier and more functional outside of the house. i currently don’t know what unemployment will cover, if anything, due to it being termination and not a layoff.

so things are bad. really bad.

if i were to post some writing samples and open up writing commissions for vore/hunger, what are good rates, and would anyone be interested? like, could do normal things, too, but i’m first and foremost a kink blog. feedback would be appreciated!

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

wow cool body can i use it as a chew toy

Candidate Obama's slogan in 2008 was ‘Yes, we can.’ His slogan now is ‘No, I can’t.’ Reblog if you agree It’s time for a new president. 

Good luck, Mitt!

reblog to pet a dragon on the snout

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surpassing their parents irresponsibility to become bilingual is an amazing power move

Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.

Men are generally treated with a level of respect and seriousness that transfemme people don't get. Even if they don't see you as a woman, they still know they can talk over you, they still know to view you as a sexual object.

I think this is also why discussions of "male socialisation" are often very unproductive. I sure as hell wasn't getting treated like the other boys, my abusers definitely understood that. There must be a better word to describe it, but I think there's a huge difference between growing up as a boy and growing up as a "faggot".

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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Image description: two images

First image: a sketch of two lesbians, one with long, blonde hair, the other with short, dark hair. The lesbian with short, dark hair is kissing the other lesbian’s chest.

Second image: a sketch of two lesbians sitting in a bath. Their legs are wrapped around one another. They are holding hands.

trans tummy tuesday 🖤🦇🥀