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Husband comes home with scratches on his chest – Joke of the Day
Husband comes home with scratches on his chest – Joke of the Day
I Bet You $500
A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. “I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room.” The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts and...
Joke > Ordering Pizza in Japan
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food.
THE SMART PARENTS AT CHRISTMAS JOKE FunnyRobo
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Old Morris With a Hot Mamma
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. At his next visit the doctor commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
“They Lost Respect For You”: Teen Boys Get Banned From Dad’s Girlfriend, Leaves Family Fractured
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Three people want to get into heaven.
Three people want to get into heaven. St Nicholas is the gatekeeper. He says they must give him something...
FORGETFULNESS JokeIsland
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly w... #funny #humor #joke