Church Snakes

by Church Snakes

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Lance Elshaug I don't like to pee. Favorite track: Brides of Sadism.
Swimming Poole
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Swimming Poole This could easily be one of my favorite albums this year. I love Metal with a good sense of humor that doesn't take itself too seriously. The musician ship is outstanding and I love the dual vocals, but I must admit the rough screaming vocals are my favorite and it compliments the music oh so well.

9.5 out of 10 Favorite track: God Thriller.
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The Freeze 04:46

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released August 15, 2025

Made by Andy, Jerry, and Rick.
Recorded by Gabe Usery.
Artwork by Josh Rowan.

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Church Snakes St. Louis, Missouri

A Low-Brow Summer Underwear Comedy: The story of Church Snakes

A mechanical bear cobbled together quickly, simply because we wanted to.

Three disgruntled employees of metal form an alliance built on coffee, pinball, and violence. Featuring Rick Giordano (The Lion’s Daughter), Jerry Mazzuca (The Gorge), and Andy White (Hell Night).

An involuntary movement of the bowels set to song.
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