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Jim calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache
Jim calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Jim, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s*x. Makes everything
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her
An 80-year-old woman is arrested for shoplifting. She appears before the judge accompanied by her husband. The judge: - What did you steal, madam? - A can of peaches, sir!
AN OLDER LADY WAS DOING SOME HOUSEHOLD CHORES ON A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING
AN OLDER LADY WAS DOING SOME HOUSEHOLD CHORES ON A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING, WHEN SHE SUDDENLY HEARD THE DOORBELL RING. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO SEE A WELL DRESSED MAN STANDING THERE WHO SAID, "HELLO, IM A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, DO…
A little girl says to her mother: "Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around"…
A little girl says to her mother: "Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around"… "Not now," says Mummy. "Wait until Daddy gets home." So they wait until Daddy gets home, and
Sue phones her husband at work, "Dan, do you have time to chat?" "Sorry, honey, it's not a good time
Sue phones her husband at work, "Dan, do you have time to chat?" "Sorry, honey, it's not a good time - I'm about to attend a board meeting." .
Married or not you should read this…When I got home that night as my wife served dinner,
Married or not you should read this…When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I've got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks.
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say …
The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you're angry
The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you're angry, you might want to stop and remember this story: it's a keeper. There once was a little boy
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.The one who got slapped was hurt,
The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you're angry
The next time you are tempted to say something hurtful to someone just because you're angry, you might want to stop and remember this story: it's a keeper. There once was a little boy
Mazeltov Mariachi: A Spicy Tale of Jewish Roots and Mariachi Beats
Mazeltov Mariachi: A Spicy Tale of Jewish Roots and Mariachi Beats
Speeding Solo: The Hilarious Getaway of a One-Man Crime Spree
Speeding Solo: The Hilarious Getaway of a One-Man Crime Spree
Golden Giggles: Aging with Laughter and Legacy
Golden Giggles: Aging with Laughter and Legacy
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: "I don't want to marry.
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: "I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-