WHOA..SUN DAY SELFEEZ...R YA KIDDIN UZ !!!

whitefish waves everee one 

N welcome ta fish a fied post 

19,203 in R 63 part seer reez 
oh postz

↣↣↣
{ we getted thoze fish
frum that smiley face on 
blogger now ! }  
=^..^=

we iz wrappin up de yeer heer

with R 

SUNDAY SELFEEZ

manee thanx ta kitties blue

that shulda ben posted 

ona SUN DAY

but cod forbid, we post any thing

on any day 

bee sidez thurzday

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

copee N paste haz gone bak home

sew letz get rite two 
two dayz post

furst up 

gram paw dude

N heerz what him haz ta say

******************

what de be jezuz ~~~

SUN day selfeez

started 51 weekz a go

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

next up

sauce of fishbone

who sayz

ewe rememburr thiz 

stinx eye well

food servizz gurl mom

dont cha

53 weekz oh NOE 

SUN day selfeez

 hizzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

 next up

girls first

dai$y queen of cats

telling it like it is

 I could have been

featured

fifty two times on this

lame ass blog

and what do I 

get

one lousy year end selfee

and it's not even a great

profile shot 
it's an I am

pizzed off profile shot

..... alrightie then

next up 

butter lover boomer o cat

who wantz ta noe

wear de sam hellz me 
sew shull sea cure a tee chex

N last butt knot leest

tuna of moon who sayz

we been waitin sew long

ta haza chance at

de SUN day

selfeez post hop stuff

that me shelter fotoz 
new urr

N eye bee gotcha ed

bak in 2008

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

N ther ya haz it

SUN day selfeez sew late

that 2017 iz like rite round

de korner

we will be bak next yeer

with mor 
inn sane

burd dizz in

fish lovin

dum azz postz

that make noe senze at all

heerz two a happee

healthee blessed

2017

peace out N rock on

long live 
all palz

friendz 
N loved

onez

♥♥♥♥♥

IT BEE TIME FOR PART 264

whitefish waves everee one 

N welcomez ta fish a fied post 264

in R week lee 63 part seereez 

oh why de holly dayz sux 

in de land oh trout 

we haz gagged on bass terd turkee

ooopz....sorree 

we waz knot spozed ta

cuzz
=^..^=

we haz hurled on bass terd turkee

tozzed a ray de oh inta de oceanz 

N now

we iz eye rate 

at de lazzee azz food servizz gurl

see thiz card bee low

knot onlee iz at azz bak werds 

coz de inn side iz de front

N de front ended up inn side

itz all sew a REE PEET

ewe hurd rite  

a REE PEET frum last YEER

then...mizz knot two smart 

dee sided ta snail mail thiz card 

N her runned outta copeez

N her had ta send a card 

with de EASTURR BUNNEE on it 

two thoz whooz snail mailz a dress we had
N we think a fox waz in de mix two

THEN her thought her wood get wize 

N her sended out spiez 

ta find all R palz emailz 

N de spiez came bak with a few 

sew her emailed thiz card

azz bak werdz

N knot just once 

but like ten timez 

two de same palz

& even two sum oh thoz palz 
who getted

a card in snailz mail

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

now we look like crazed catz

N even if we trool iz

itz just WRONG

ALL SEW her toll uz

de next few hundred dayz

herz either gonna be 
two bizee at werk 

ta help uz sneek round blog land

ore herz gonna bee waitin 

for de pole lease ta showz up

coz thoz bass terd turkee day peepulz 

will be hangin round again

waitin on de dood in red

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

all thiz bee in said

we will see ya when we can

heerz two a veree merree

Christmas

a most happee

Hanukkah 

be safe if ya travelz

pleez feel free ta nab a

copee oh REE PEET

if ya want

ore chex yur

spam folder in yur emailz box

coz it may just be ther....10 timez

peace out N rock on

with lovez two all

frum de land oh trout 

♥♥♥♥♥

WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX IN TROUT TOWNE

white fish waves everee one N 

welcome ta fish a fied post part 17

in R 63 part seer reez oh why de

holly dayz sux 
heer in de land oh trout

we had ta reech far bak 

in de R kives

to find thiz one 

but de trooth iz az simp pull

az de law ???? 

in that thiz mess age holdz

troo 

still two thiz day

=^..^=

letz give a big round oh a plauz 

two R palz copee N paste 

for findin thiz

ma teeree ull for uz

thanx doodz N now on with 
thiz weekz post oh

why de holly dayz sux

  SEW THER WE WERE

UNPACKIN A 
RAY ~~ DEE ~~ OH 

WE HAD ORDERED 
FRUM A PLACE ON LINE

N SINZ IT IZ 
CHRISTMAS TIME

AFTURR PLUGGIN IT IN

WE SET DA DIAL TWO 

WCMADEQIOD 7.1

CHRISTMAS MEWZIC 

ALL DAY~~~~ EVEREE DAY 

TIL CHRISTMAS ~~~~~ BE OVER DAY

SHOOOOBEE DUE
SHOOOBEE DUE

N DA FURST SONG COMEZ ON

SING ALONG:

ON DA FURST DAY O CHRISTMAS 

MY TROO LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARTRIDGE

..........CUT

**** ****BURD

{ de food servizz gurl
sayz we iz knot a loud ta cuzz
durin Christmas time }

 ♫♪♫♪♫♪

NEXT SONG HURREE PLEAZ 

MISTURR ANNOUNCER DOOD

SLEIGH BELLZ RING 
R YA LISTENIN, 

IN DA LANE 
SNOW BE GLISTENIN

A BEE EWE TEE FUL SITE

WE BE HAPPEE TWO NITE

WALKIN INA WINTER 
WONDER LAND...

GONE AWAY
IZ DA BLUE BURD

  CUT      CUT      CUT

WHAT IZ WITH DA 
**** **** BURD MEWZIC

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♪
 
N DE NEXT SONG COMEZ ON

CHESTNUTZ ROASTIN ONA OPEN FIRE

JACK FROST NIPPIN AT YUR NOZE

YEWL TIDE CAROLZ
BEIN SUNG BY A CHOIR, 

SUM FOLKZ DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOEZ....

EVEREE BODEE NOEZ A TURKEE

THATZ IT

KA SPLASH ~~~~~~~~

AND DA LAST TIME 

WE SAW DE RAY~~  DE ~~ OH 

IT BE FLOATIN DUE WEST 

O TROUTZ OCEAN
 
HEADIN CLOZE TWO 
HALIBUTT HARBORZ

SEW LONG 
ELECTRONIX DEE VIZE
N DUE KNOT FLOATZ BAK

HEERZ TWO A SAFE
HAPPEE, HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE 
DE WAVES
OH DE OCEAN

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ALL HAIL DE KING OH BACONIA ~~~~~~

 pleez click 

de hot air balloon

ta bee tella ported 

two just bout everee place 
on de planet 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

dood.....thiz bee R gal pal

barry...at de BURD bathe
at de SWSE korner oh trout towne

ya gotta look reeeeeeel lee 

cloze ta see her

yea....we couldna

bee leeve R eyez either

we yelled at de top

oh R lungs

STOP

but her keeped on drinkin de waterz 

next:

we will KNOT head north
N we think ewe will a greez
R haiku two ewe
 

 

next stop iz de kitshun
come on inn side
N chillax a bit
itz time for sum fresh catch 

WHOA

him willna fit in de oven 
:) 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

A YEER LEE REE QUEST 4 POPS; WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX

♥♥♥♥♥

R yeer lee bass terd turkee re post 
for popz, TW &
R gorgeouz gal pal CK

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta part 10 in R

63 part seer reez bout

why de holly dayz sux 

for uz catz heer in trout towne

anda happee week afturr 

bass terd turkee day .....

two all

we iz buzzed happee  
ta haz R palz copee & paste bak

for R yeer lee   
fish a fied post en titled :

 "thanx bee ta cod  wee can breathz 

a sigh oh ree leef 

that bass terd burd day  iz GONE "

sew letz get rite two de post
hit it copee & paste
♥♥♥♥♥

bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they messed up

 

sew long peepulz

N don’t come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz

but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de caca smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
~~~~

noe pie, noe spuds

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ
  de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee carcazz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggs
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakes

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az  wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepuls...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they messed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

ugh
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

Ok then

thanx for letting uz rant

hope everee one haza safe, happee, healthee week
oh end
  peace out N rock on
long live  perch pizza