Thursday, December 29, 2016

WHOA..SUN DAY SELFEEZ...R YA KIDDIN UZ !!!

whitefish waves everee one 
N welcome ta fish a fied post 
19,203 in R 63 part seer reez 
oh postz

↣↣↣
{ we getted thoze fish
frum that smiley face on 
blogger now ! }  
=^..^=

we iz wrappin up de yeer heer
with R 

manee thanx ta kitties blue

that shulda ben posted 
ona SUN DAY

but cod forbid, we post any thing
on any day 
bee sidez thurzday

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

copee N paste haz gone bak home

sew letz get rite two 
two dayz post

furst up 
gram paw dude
N heerz what him haz ta say

******************

what de be jezuz ~~~
SUN day selfeez
started 51 weekz a go
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


next up
sauce of fishbone
who sayz

ewe rememburr thiz 
stinx eye well
food servizz gurl mom

dont cha

53 weekz oh NOE 
SUN day selfeez
 hizzzzzzzzzzzzzz 


 next up
girls first
dai$y queen of cats
telling it like it is

 I could have been
featured
fifty two times on this
lame ass blog
and what do I 
get
one lousy year end selfee
and it's not even a great
profile shot 
it's an I am
pizzed off profile shot


..... alrightie then

next up 
butter lover boomer o cat
who wantz ta noe

wear de sam hellz me 
sew shull sea cure a tee chex


N last butt knot leest
tuna of moon who sayz

we been waitin sew long
ta haza chance at
de SUN day
selfeez post hop stuff

that me shelter fotoz 
new urr

N eye bee gotcha ed
bak in 2008

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa





N ther ya haz it

SUN day selfeez sew late
that 2017 iz like rite round
de korner

we will be bak next yeer
with mor 
inn sane
burd dizz in
fish lovin
dum azz postz
that make noe senze at all

heerz two a happee
healthee blessed
2017

peace out N rock on
long live 
all palz
friendz 
N loved
onez

♥♥♥♥♥




Thursday, December 15, 2016

IT BEE TIME FOR PART 264


whitefish waves everee one 
N welcomez ta fish a fied post 264

in R week lee 63 part seereez 
oh why de holly dayz sux 
in de land oh trout 

we haz gagged on bass terd turkee
ooopz....sorree 
we waz knot spozed ta
cuzz
=^..^=


we haz hurled on bass terd turkee

tozzed a ray de oh inta de oceanz 
N now
we iz eye rate 
at de lazzee azz food servizz gurl

see thiz card bee low
knot onlee iz at azz bak werds 
coz de inn side iz de front
N de front ended up inn side




itz all sew a REE PEET

ewe hurd rite  
a REE PEET frum last YEER

then...mizz knot two smart 
dee sided ta snail mail thiz card 
N her runned outta copeez
N her had ta send a card 
with de EASTURR BUNNEE on it 
two thoz whooz snail mailz a dress we had
N we think a fox waz in de mix two

THEN her thought her wood get wize 
N her sended out spiez 
ta find all R palz emailz 
N de spiez came bak with a few 
sew her emailed thiz card
azz bak werdz

N knot just once 
but like ten timez 
two de same palz
& even two sum oh thoz palz 
who getted
a card in snailz mail

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

now we look like crazed catz
N even if we trool iz
itz just WRONG

ALL SEW her toll uz
de next few hundred dayz
herz either gonna be 
two bizee at werk 
ta help uz sneek round blog land

ore herz gonna bee waitin 
for de pole lease ta showz up
coz thoz bass terd turkee day peepulz 
will be hangin round again
waitin on de dood in red

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
all thiz bee in said
we will see ya when we can

heerz two a veree merree
Christmas
a most happee
Hanukkah 

be safe if ya travelz

pleez feel free ta nab a
copee oh REE PEET
if ya want

ore chex yur
spam folder in yur emailz box
coz it may just be ther....10 timez

peace out N rock on
with lovez two all
frum de land oh trout 
♥♥♥♥♥

Thursday, December 8, 2016

WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX IN TROUT TOWNE

white fish waves everee one N 
welcome ta fish a fied post part 17
in R 63 part seer reez oh why de
holly dayz sux 
heer in de land oh trout

we had ta reech far bak 
in de R kives
to find thiz one 
but de trooth iz az simp pull
az de law ???? 

in that thiz mess age holdz
troo 
still two thiz day
=^..^=

letz give a big round oh a plauz 
two R palz copee N paste 
for findin thiz
ma teeree ull for uz

thanx doodz N now on with 
thiz weekz post oh
why de holly dayz sux


  SEW THER WE WERE

UNPACKIN A 
RAY ~~ DEE ~~ OH 

WE HAD ORDERED 
FRUM A PLACE ON LINE


N SINZ IT IZ 
CHRISTMAS TIME

AFTURR PLUGGIN IT IN


WE SET DA DIAL TWO 
WCMADEQIOD 7.1


CHRISTMAS MEWZIC 

ALL DAY~~~~ EVEREE DAY 

TIL CHRISTMAS ~~~~~ BE OVER DAY



SHOOOOBEE DUE
SHOOOBEE DUE



N DA FURST SONG COMEZ ON



SING ALONG:



ON DA FURST DAY O CHRISTMAS 

MY TROO LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARTRIDGE



..........CUT



**** ****BURD

{ de food servizz gurl
sayz we iz knot a loud ta cuzz
durin Christmas time }

 ♫♪♫♪♫♪



NEXT SONG HURREE PLEAZ 

MISTURR ANNOUNCER DOOD



SLEIGH BELLZ RING 
R YA LISTENIN, 

IN DA LANE 
SNOW BE GLISTENIN

A BEE EWE TEE FUL SITE

WE BE HAPPEE TWO NITE

WALKIN INA WINTER 
WONDER LAND...

GONE AWAY
IZ DA BLUE BURD



  CUT      CUT      CUT



WHAT IZ WITH DA 
**** **** BURD MEWZIC

♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♪
 
N DE NEXT SONG COMEZ ON



CHESTNUTZ ROASTIN ONA OPEN FIRE

JACK FROST NIPPIN AT YUR NOZE

YEWL TIDE CAROLZ
BEIN SUNG BY A CHOIR, 

SUM FOLKZ DRESSED UP
LIKE ESKIMOEZ....


EVEREE BODEE NOEZ A TURKEE



THATZ IT



KA SPLASH ~~~~~~~~



AND DA LAST TIME 

WE SAW DE RAY~~  DE ~~ OH 


IT BE FLOATIN DUE WEST 

O TROUTZ OCEAN
 

HEADIN CLOZE TWO 
HALIBUTT HARBORZ

SEW LONG 
ELECTRONIX DEE VIZE
N DUE KNOT FLOATZ BAK

HEERZ TWO A SAFE
HAPPEE, HEALTHEE
WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON
LONG LIVE 
DE WAVES
OH DE OCEAN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 




Friday, December 2, 2016

ALL HAIL DE KING OH BACONIA ~~~~~~

 pleez click 
ta bee tella ported 
two just bout everee place 
on de planet 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

dood.....thiz bee R gal pal
barry...at de BURD bathe
at de SWSE korner oh trout towne

ya gotta look reeeeeeel lee 
cloze ta see her


yea....we couldna
bee leeve R eyez either

we yelled at de top
oh R lungs

STOP

but her keeped on drinkin de waterz 

next:

we will KNOT head north
N we think ewe will a greez
R haiku two ewe
 
 

next stop iz de kitshun
come on inn side
N chillax a bit
itz time for sum fresh catch 

WHOA

him willna fit in de oven 
:) 


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

A YEER LEE REE QUEST 4 POPS; WHY DE HOLLY DAYZ SUX

♥♥♥♥♥
R yeer lee bass terd turkee re post 
for popz, TW &
R gorgeouz gal pal CK

white fish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta part 10 in R
63 part seer reez bout
why de holly dayz sux 
for uz catz heer in trout towne
anda happee week afturr 
bass terd turkee day .....
two all

we iz buzzed happee  
ta haz R palz copee & paste bak


for R yeer lee   
fish a fied post en titled :


 "thanx bee ta cod  wee can breathz 

a sigh oh ree leef 

that bass terd burd day  iz GONE "

sew letz get rite two de post
hit it copee & paste
♥♥♥♥♥



bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
N everee thing else
 they messed up

 
sew long peepulz
N don’t come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 
N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 
N if ya due knot think we will
drive down de street
N see what happenz


 sinz we iz ona 
tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
that knot onlee doez 
de houz knead fume a gate inn 
coz it bee stinkin 
like cooked bass terd turkee azz

but ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de caca smellin 
cooked bass terd turkee carcazz…
~~~~


noe pie, noe spuds
knot even any beanz…
 
{ tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 

a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ
 
de caca smellin 
bass terd turkee carcazz
 iz STILL in de houz
168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 
who leeved de idiot relaytionz
in de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen
N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 
they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee
 

that weighed 884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de caca smellin 
bass terd turkee burd
 
itz been fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 
 mixed with eggs
 
fried with an om letz
 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese
stuffed in tacoz 
on top oh sum pancakes
stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 
& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 
ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 
de bass terd turkee
haz been used az  wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepuls...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 
 N everee thing elze 
they messed up
 
itz been ree fuzed 
bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 
N due knot EVEN 
get uz started
bout de stuffin
 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered
az well 
ugh
 

N sure sum oh thiz 
mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz


Ok then
thanx for letting uz rant

hope everee one haza safe, happee, healthee week
oh end
 
peace out N rock on
long live 
perch pizza