Thursday, February 23, 2017

SEW JUST WEAR EGGZ ACT LEE IZ TROUT TOWNE

white fish wavez everee one
N welcome two fish a fied post
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two day we will answer
de quest shun 
thatz been on 
noe onez 
everee onez mind
 
just wear in de sam hell 
IZ 
trout towne
=^..^=
 
over de course oh 
R bloggin hizz tree 
two haz asked 
 
thousandz haz asked 
 
few haz guessed

noe one carez 
 
N noe one haz hit 
 de nail on de head
 .....it may bee due 
two a hammer short age
we iz knot troo lee sure 
 
two day we dee sided 
ta give everee one
 a purr son ull toor 

 on just wear 
N how 
ta get TWO
trout towne
 
furst up 
 a quik chex bye
 GIE UNT cat
 
ta make sure we
iz sea werthee 


afturr tastin de sail
 GIE UNT cat
 
givez uz de all kleer
 
 
 "all a bored" 
 
everee one inta de boat
N strap on 
yur life pree serverz
 
 
pleez make sure 
ewe haz used it
bee for we set sail

sea cure any bee longingz

N we R off
 
heerz a map two
trout towne
pleez follow a long 
 
 
FYI:
pie ratz stop bye 
all de time
 
N they can tell ewe 
trout towne iz low cated
at nautical mile 
67.4389.521690
 
N trout towne
izza eye land
 
sew fish come at uz 
from everee direct shunz 
 
we owe manee thanx
two de Klingons 
 
who in stalled
a cloakin dee vize
 
sew we R 
BURD FREE
 
 if everee one lookz 
SWNEWWS 
ewe can bear lee seez 
a skewl oh fish
 
 
 lookz ta bee mackerull
N we will bee 
see in em later

for dinner 
at dinner 
 
N time fliez when
ya iz 
bored with R post
 
havin thiz much fun

coz we haz arrived
 
 
feel free ta grab
a hammick
37 platez oh food
anda few winkz
 
we hope ewe
N joyed
de 
 
wear de sam hellz
trout towne toor
 
heerz two a happee
healthee
week oh end
 
peace out N rock on
long live ocean waves
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Thursday, February 16, 2017

WHAT DE BE JEZUZ IZ WITH TEE VEE

white fish wavez everee one

two dayz fish a fied

we never post 
on any day
but thurzday
day post 

waz pre empted bye
de tee vee show

de codd mother
de bass terd turkee saga

which aired on 2/15/2017
sum time round
5
=^..^=

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

DE CODD MOTHER DE BASS TERD TURKEEZ SAGA




last time on 

DE CODD MOTHER

de bass terd turkee saga


cat father to daisy:
ewe R a ware bye now
 de 
tacchini bastardo
haz put a price upon tuna's
head

daisy to cat father:
I am
and ...they...shall...pay
yes, indeed
they ...shall.....pay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

two nite on 

DE CODD MOTHER:

cat father:
 ewe noe 
de  tacchini bastardo 
continuez two aggravatez
tuna

ewe saw what he awoke two
thiz morning 

daisy:
I did, the bass terds
thought to prevent him from
leaving, by muscling in

little did they know

as we speak

boomer is with a shylock
who owes us a favor 

boomer: dood
ewe under stand

...and....then....

all rite
 
loan shark: tutto apposto
 

cat father:


eye rememburr that
loan shark 
frum back when....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live film seer eez

{ yea we total lee mezzed
up R thurzday
postin roo teen
heer two day 

we think thiz show
pre empted
sum thin }
♥♥♥
 

Thursday, February 9, 2017

IZ IT LOVEZ IN DE AIR ORE POLE LEW SHUNZ WE SMELL ~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one
N welcome ta a fish a fied post
we call 

love iz in de air
ore 
iz that pole lew shunz 
we smell
=^..^=

 uz catz iz knot two keen 
on de hole love a fairz thing

N ta uz it just plane STINX

but bee for we get 
ta two dayz topix

we gotta give sum 
earl lee shout outz 
ta gram paw dude 
who ternz
25 on de 14th


 ...whoa....

N ta 
sauce of fishbone 
who ternz 14
on de 16th 


 ~~~~~ we mizz ya both
N love ya 
timez a bazillion ♥♥♥

a most happee birthday 
two ewe
dude N sauce 
=^..^= 
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

moovin rite a long 
ta two dayz post
bout how love stinx 
ta most catz 

N prob a blee dawgz two

like a 17 yeer old 
fresh lee dead halibutt 
in de heet vent 

we wanted ta step 
WAY back in time 
N pree sent two ewe 
sum heartz day oh lovez cardz
de food servizz gurlz mom getted

pleez let it be known 
knot a one oh em 
iz frum de food servizz gurlz dad

never mind 
they dinna even noe each other
at age ten

letz take a look 
at de lovez 
oh de food gurlz
mom 
bak in '47

this bee from billy




 heerz one frum dave



hank sended thiz one


N joe passed thiz one on



thiz card came frum richard



N this frum stephen



N rounded out two dayz
heartz day oh love cardz

thiz frum thomas



frank lee 
we dunno why 
de food servizz gurlz mom 
saved em

but we guess 
they iz kinda kewl

if yur inta lovez 
N all that junk

!!!!!!!!!!!

any way we hope 
yur heartz day oh lovez 
izza good one

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

 long live 
mem ore a bee lia 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Thursday, February 2, 2017

LETZ GIVE IT UP FOR GROUND CHUCK !!

whitefish waves everee one
N welcome ta fish a fied post

happee feb ewe wary second
ore best still 
happee ground hogz day 
two ewe Phil & familee
=^..^=

if ya red R post frum last week
ya saw a wee spoiler at de end
claimin uz doodz 
hada eggz cloosive interveews 
with de dood hiz selfz kidz...

N we iz heer ta dee liver it 

if ya red R post 
frum like two yeerz ago 
and frum like one yeer ago 
ya mite rememburr 

we interveewed
dood phil hiz self in '15 



N hiz wife de mizzuz in 16 



sew we HAD
ta get sum one on one time 
with ther kidz

we iz buzzed happee 
ta pree sent two ewe 
de trout towne interveew with:
ground hog 
ground chuck 
ground roast
N ground braker

roll film coz itz live
in fact we iz act shoo a lee 
at philz place 
thiz veree moe mint !!! 

YAY ~~~~~

~~~~~~~~ whirrrrrrrrr

TT: welcome kidz oh phil 
& manee thanx
for takin time out two day 
ta haza wee talk

we hope ewe kidz 
will "spill de beanz"
coz when we interveewed 
both yur dad &
yur mom 
they waz knot two keen 
on conversayshunz

reederz oh trout 
pleez give a big round
oh applauze two 

ground hog 

ya take afturr
yur dad ya noe dood
any one else ever menshun that

like ewe izza eggz act 
like nezz all most
{ see dadz fotoz a bove }



 all rightie then
 we can see yur 
az talkative ther buddy
az dad   ??

letz see if we can 
get a werd in edgewise
frum 

ground chuck

wavez dood 
ya must be total lee
proud oh yur dad
him bee in famouz N all


uh....sew iz de 
kinda sorta stink eye 
for UZ
ore cod for bid
yur dad

yea, oh kay 
best knot answer that one

moovin a long heer
letz heer from 

ground roast 

N listen ta what her 
haz ta say on thiz brisk 
feb ewe wary morn


N yur mom 
teeched ya well
when her said 
never talk ta strangerz ~

{ iz it just uz 
ore iz thiz interveewz 
kinda one sided }

 last but shirley knot leest
welcome 

ground braker

hope ya had a soooper grate
holly day seezon


can we say 
ya troo lee haz done 
a grate job
oh brakin ground ther buddy

annnnnnnd
wood ya look at de time

if we R gonna make sail
bee for hi tide 
we best get ta
rollin a long

thanx everee one
for de foto opz
 guezz like father like son
like mother like daughter huh

well, if speech iz knot yur thing
thatz kewl two

we R outta heer
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 

just bee in

yur self 
♥♥♥♥♥

anda thanx ta public domain for all de sooper kewl imagez