LETZ HEER IT FOR COPEE & PASTE !!!

  white fish wavez everee one

toona tee vee starrrin
me toona & KNOT DAI$Y 
will ree zoom next weekz 
az we pay propz thiz week 
two de easturr hare

de food servizz gurl
canna think oh
what ta post for easturr 

sew coppee N paste

it iz frum yeerz past 
 
if we can all give

a round oh a plawz

two de doodz 

C & P

that wood bee awesum

with out further

a due

letz re vizit

EASTURR PAST

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while easturr can bee 

a rockin awesum holly day....

it can all sew bee

a veree vizshuz holly day.... 
for manee manee peepulz


N heerz how ther day can go...


they will eat candee 

til they hurl ....

 fite over de last ham samich.....

yell at de peepulz

at de  front oh de line.....

ta sit de hell down ....

sew ther kids can watch

de EASTURR parade....

hope inn ta see 

Santa Claus ???? 
at de end

then they go ta see

rell a tives 
they canna stand....

just coz it iz easturr....

N they due knot wanna 
oh fend

de easturr rabbit .....

who in all honest tee

could care less

coz de rabbitz out back ....

eatin everee bush... flower.... 

& tree start.... de peepulz just planted ....

2 weeks ago

then

they get colored dye

all over de white kitchen rug

when they tried ta color

bass terd chickn burd eggz 

they try ta pix

de shell off
de bass terd
burd eggz

N it doez knot come off

in one peace ....
then therz like shell guts....
ina egg salad samich 

they for get wear they hided an egg

N it setz in de houz

for monthz on end.....

til de houz be stinkin

like cod onlee noez what...

& de smell oh garbage

act shoo a lee smellz better....

~~~~~

they accident lee eat

 a wee tinee

peace oh foil .....

that wuz sticked ta

de chocolate egg

that dinna getz peeled off 

then their fillinz in their teethz.....

be like 
hole.... lee.... $hitz......

N they yellz 
ta beet hellz

coz itz like one oh thoz

shootin painz

that goes thru de eye .....

like when they eat .....

ice creem two fast 

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N last but knot leest
therz...

ewe guessed it.....

de hole BURD izzue....

coz why in de sam hell ....

doez ANY ONE…

wanna eat this.....

Be it boiled

fried..... baked...... cooked.....

scrambled...... over eazzee.....

omeletted...... ore poached 

when it comes outta de 

BUTT 

oh this

a bass terd chckn BURD

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heerz two a safe, happee, healthee

rockin awesum week oh end

HAPPEE EASTURR

be safe if ewe travel

peace out N rock on

long live

de easturr bunnee

MEANWHILEZ OUT IN IMPOUND ~~~~~~

white fish wavez everee one 

N welcome

two de continmewin saga oh 

busted on live tee vee

starrin me toona 

N KNOT DAI$Y

we iz still down heer 

at de pole lease stayshunz 

N frank lee R wunderin 

what de be jezuz 

iz goin on 
bak on set

but we gotta get joanie 

N de shop vac outta heer 

while de codd motherz 

convincin joanie ta leeve

letz see why de shop vac'z

 been heer sinz summer time

camera dood followz me

🐈🐈🐈

capo tuna: shop vac.....whoa dood 

how in de be jezuz have ya been 

N why in de sam hell 

waz joanie still talkin ta de copperz

ewe can be honest with me buddy 

lord noez what she toll daiz 

who sheez talkin two now

shop vac: who knows 

what girl cats talk about 

they are probably comparing 

nail polish or something

capo tuna: sorree yur carz still heer 

in de impound dood 

that bass terd ratz 

prob ablee smellin ta high heaven 

why dinna ya just leeve thiz place 

ore did ya come back 

ta fry him up over a grill 

witha side oh greenz !

shop vac: I'm getting me 

some new wheels 

 I just needed to get something 

out of this old car. 

You can have it, and the rat too.

capo tuna:  thanx dood 

we will knead it ta get bak two 

de stayshunz 

speekin oh long azz dayz N weekz 

why haznt de insurance companee 

settled thiz claim yet 

itz been 98 monthz buddy

  eye guess thiz iz typical 
pro seed dure 

but what haz ya been doin 
while waitin on de claimz
ta settle

 

de fed: all rite 
enough small talk you two

capo tuna; you come with me

you and the codd mother  

will be interested to see 

what I have on tape

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live palz 

with thanx

to de shop vac
aka
sammy at 15 and meowing 

for playin along
♥♥♥

TOONA TEE VEE JAIL BRAKEZ

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin KNOT DAI$Y

N me toona

if ewe rememburr last time

DE FED 

toll uz ta get in de

squadz car 

coz we waz goin

down two de pole leaze stayshun

coz oh de dizz a peer antz oh

DE LOAN

well de FED drived 
2.3 milez an hour 
noe joke 
N now heer we iz

& continmewin with R live feed

de FED: you catz wait inside

while I go get a biscuit

 

toona: wait heer R azzez ...

we iz gonna

codd mother: hush capo tuna

 listen, that sounds like Joanie

from that open window 

let's go in and sneak down that hallway

joanie: NO, that is 

STILL... NOT... RIGHT

codd mother: JOANIE !!

surely the crap ass artist 

and his crap ass rendition 

of the bass terd gobbler

haven't kept you here 

since last august 

I understand about telling him

more feathers... scrawny ass neck 

but my stars girl 

that bass terd

was struck down 

in november   

please tell me you didn't 

commit some type of 

offense yourself

joanie: how do you know 

they got the right 

bass terd gobbler?  

They all look alike. 

Oh, and I am waiting 
for my ride home.

codd mother: you know 

consigliere boomer 

blew the bass terd gobbler away 

with a lightning bolt 

and some help from zeuss, go figure

joanie:go figure what? 

I am not mathematician.

codd mother: anyway so have you met 

any famous people getting busted 

while you've been here 

gracious don't say aloud their names 

least we be sued for slander 

or some such nonsense 

nod yes for you bet

 clean your paw for not really 

and hiss at the cops for not sure

joanie: 

meanwhile out in impound 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

heerz two a happee 

healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live palz

we wanna give a shout out ta 

JOANIE 

at 15 and Meowing

for playin a long with thiz 

pea ess

 we lovez ewe sauce

♥♥

sauce kee

♥♥♥

sheriff o trout towne

♥♥♥♥

sauce of fishbone

♥♥♥♥♥