ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE HOLLY DAY A DISH UN

DE PRICE OH POST AGE 

IZ SKY HI

DE COST OH CARDZ 

CAN MAKE UZ CRY

R CHRISTMAS CARD 

THIZ YEERZ ...THIZ POST

WE'LL UZE THAT MONEE 

WEAR IT MATTERZ MOST

WE TAKED WHAT WE WOODA 

SPENT ON STAMPZ

N DONATED IT TWO THOZ 

WE THINK R CHAMPZ

SEW FUM ALL OH UZ 

TWO ALL OH THEE

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

FRUM DE TROUT TOWNE 3

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ITZ R 

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE

ART GAL O REE

🎄 HOLLY DAY A DISH UN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FOR EWE ROSIE ♥♥♥

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

WATER DE CHRISTMAS TREE

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

CHRISTMAS BELL

 WE CALL THIZ PEACE

PEACE ON EARTH

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

EAZTURR BUNNEE

COZ CHRISTMAS GETZ

TALKED BOUT NOW 

IN APRIL

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

KID ONA HILL 

TRYIN TA MAKE A

SNOWZ MAN

 WE CALL THIZ PEACE

WHALE HELPIN DE KID OUT

WITH SNOWZ MANZ HEAD

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

RAIN DEER MUNCHIN ON MOZZ

WE CALL THIZ PEACE

RAIN DEER RESTIN UP BEE FOR

DE BIG DAY

zzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZZ

WE CALL THIS PEACE

WOOD CHUCK IN

HOLLY DAYZ SCARVEZ

WE BEE OFF LINE
AFTURR DE 13TH


 SEW HEERZ TWO A 

MERREE CHRISTMAS 
HAPPEE HOLLY DAYZ

ANDA HAPPEE HEALTHEE

TOTAL LEE AWESUM

2020

WITH LOVEZ TWO ALL 

♥♥♥♥♥♥

© December 11, 2019

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BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE ♫♫♪♪♫

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
wear we iz still runnin re runz
& R palz coppee N paste iz
still chillaxin over ther 
on de NWSE korner

thiz pozt goez bak a few 
N we all wayz
ded a katez it ta
POPS

whoo bee de dad 
oh R gorgeouz gal pal CK

sew with out any a due
 we pree sent

BASS TERD BURD DAY IZ GONE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


bass terd burd day iz gone 
az well az de ree layshunz   
that bee in de houz   
messin up R roo teen
N schedulez 

N everee thing else

 they mezzed up
  
sew long peepulz

N due knot come bak for Christmas
coz we iz knot gonna open de door
 

N we will call de pole leese
if we see ewe drivin down de street
 

N if ya due knot think we will

drive down de street
N see what happenz

 sinz we iz ona 

tie raid two day

we wood like ta menshunz if we can
 
that knot onlee doez 

de houz knead fume a gate inn 

coz it bee stinkin 

like cooked bass terd turkee azz
  
ther bee NOE left overz left
eggs cept

de $#itz smellin 

cooked bass terd turkee azz

  we haz:
noe pie, noe spuds

knot even any beanz…
  { tho we finded a bizcuit
that could take out 
a concreet stat chew }

HOW EVERZ

  de $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee azz
 iz STILL in de houz

168 hours later

coz de idiot peepulz 

who leeved de idiot relaytionz
inta de houz
ta mezz up R roo teen

N schedulez ...
N everee thing else 

they messed up

buyed a dam bass terd turkee  
that weighed 7,884 poundz 
N they iz STILL eatin
de $#itz smellin 

bass terd turkee burd
 

itz been 
fresh outta de oven 
snacked on  
in samiches
in soop, on toast, ina pie, 

 mixed with eggz
  fried with an om letz

 inna cass o roll,on sum pizza,
in sghetti, with mac N cheese

stuffed in tacoz 

on top oh sum pancakez

stuck under a seet....
layin on de floor 

& put in R dishez   

wear it ree manez 

ta thiz day  
growin fuzz
 

de bass terd turkee

haz been used az   
wood filler,
a door stop, a fake goatee,
prop for de broken chair legz

N sent home with de peepulz...
who bee in de houz
messin up R roo teen

N schedulez 

 N everee thing elze 

they messed up
 

itz been ree fuzed 

bye de nayborz,
fried, sliced, grilled,poached,
diced, seered, N chilled
 

N due knot EVEN 

get uz started
bout de stuffin

 up itz butt…
 tho it diz a peered

az well 

ugh
 
N sure sum oh thiz 

mite bee egg zag urayshunz
but we guarunteez de burd
DID weighz.... 7,884 poundz

heerz two a 
happee healthee
week oh end

peace out N rock on
long live 
coppee N paste ♥♥♥♥♥

© December 4, 2019

All Rights Reserved

LETZ HEER IT FOR COPPEE & PASTE !!

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin two nite

R palz coppee N paste

we haz posted thiz 
bass terd burd day post now 
for several yeerz

with de con clooshun

sum thingz never change 
bout how we feel bout
bass terd burd day

sew letz hit it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


sum pilgrimz got ina boat
N sailed a cross de sea
they stopped heer in de usa
coz sum one had ta pee

wear they bee troo lee headed
noe one will ever noe
we canna reech em on a fone
  thiz be manee yeerz ago

well they serched for a toy let
N knot a one could be found
sew they got out sum shovelz
N put em two de ground

N prettee soon a town be born  

with shoppez N homez ga lore

cropz grew.. sew did biznezz  

much ta be thanx full for  

de pilgrimz said ...we shuld feest  

call it thanx givin day

they cooked sum pies
mashed sum spudz  

de damn chickn flew a way

they couldna catch de bass terd burd  

an eye dea popped in sum onez head 

 letz try... de one called turkee  

they found one… shot him dead

~~~~~~~~~~~~

it bee that time oh de yeer again
de day we hate de most
when everee one be eatin burd
stead oh... nice pork roast

ewe could be eatin donutz
ore bee at a fish fry
ewe could be eatin samichez
on buttered bread called rye

ewe R a bass terd turkee burd

N frank lee we hate ewe  

yur talk iz cheep... ya taste like crap 

 we wood rather eat a shoo  

give uz sum pie... ore sum spudz  

noe stuffinz goin in R gutz
we noe wear... de stuffinz been 

up de.. turkeez.. buttz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

may yur travelz bee safe 

yur platez bee full

yur famileez bee blessed 

hope everee one haza

grate week oh end 

peace out N rock on

long live de pizza

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

wee bee thanx full for all R friendz

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

© November 27, 2019

All Rights Reserved

WE DUE KNOT MINZE PIE

WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME 

TA NOTHER EPPA SODA 

OH TOONA TEE VEE

ONZE AGAIN STARRIN 

NOE ONE

WE STILL HAZ NOE NEW CONTENT

& EWE ALL NOE

ROUND HEER 

WE DUE KNOT

MINZE PIE 

N WE DUE KNOT 

MINZE WERDZ

DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURL WIZHEZ 

SUM ONE HAD HER JOB DOO TEEZ 

UP THER AZZ

WHILE WE ALL IZ 

VEREE THANX FULL 

HER HAZ EMPLOY

DE BULL SHITZ ROUND 

DE WERK PLACE 

CONTINMEWZ 

N ITZ STARTIN TA SMELLZ WERST 

THAN 100 PERCH 

LEFT ONA SIDE WALK

IN 900 DEGREEZ WEATHERZ

WITH THAT BEE IN SAID 

& BASS TERD BURD DAY 

JUST ROUND DE KORNER

OVER DE NEXT TWO WEEKZ 

WE WILL FEE CHURE SUM POSTZ

THAT HAZ ALL REDDY POSTED 

COZ R PALZ

COPPEE N PASTE 

IZ BAK IN TOWNE 

FOR DE HOLLY DAYZ

WE HOPE THIZ FINDZ EVEREE ONE

HAPPEE & HEALTHEE

PEACE OUT & ROCK ON

LONG LIVE 

hold CTRL

press C

WE CANNA COUNT PAZZ 2.3 & 1/8

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN NOE ONE THIZ WEEK

WE DINNA GET CANCELLED 

AZ DAI$Y WOOD LIKE

WE CANNA TELL EWE 

WHICH STOOL 

GETTED DE MOST VOTEZ LAST WEEK 

COZ WE CANNA COUNTZ

PAST 2.3 & 1/8

& DE FOOD SERVIZZ GURLZ 

PLACE OH EMPLOY

HAZ BEEN A PAIN IN DE AZZ 

SEW WE GOT NOE NEW

STOREEZ

THAT HOW EVERZ 

GOT UZ TA THINKIN 

SINZ IT HOWL O WEEN 

ALL MOST 

BOUT GHOSTZ N HOW GHOSTZ 

NEVER HAZA 
PAIN IN DE AZZ

PURRHAPS AT SUM POINT 

IN THER PAST LIFEZ 

THEY HAD MULL TEE PULL 

PAINZ IN DE AZZ 

BUT NOW THEY NO LONGER DUE

FRANK LEE 

WE DUE KNOT NOE 

IF A GHOST EVEN HAZA AZZ

& WE WOOD TROO LEE KNOT 

WANNA SEE ONE 

 ~~~~~~ A GHOST THAT IZ 

KNOT AN AZZ

TA ASK

THO THIZ ONE SHOWED UP 

OUT SIDE R PADDY OH DOOR

LAST WEEK 

N WE HAZ KNOT LOOKED OUT SIDE 

SINZ

HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END 

& MAY IT BEE 

PAIN IN DE AZZ FREE

© October 23, 2019

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WE KNEAD DE HELP OH R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE 

& WELL COME 

TA TOONA TEE VEE

STARRIN KNOT DAI$Y ORE MACKERULL

THEY GOT AIR TIME LAST WEEK

BUT JUST ME 

TOONA

DAI$Y: MACKERULL AND I 

GOT 5 SECONDS; IF

OF AIR TIME

THIS SHOW SHOULD HAVE BEEN

CANCELLED

MACKERULL: THERZ A CRICKET IN DE GARAGE

TUNA: ???  OH KAY THEN 

AZ EYE WAS STARTIN TA SAY 

WE WOOD LIKE R VEEWIN AUDEE ANTZ

TA PLEEZ  GIVE UZ AN HONEST

OH PINIONZ THIZ WEEK

HEERZ DE TICKET

ME & MACKERULL

DAI$Y: IT'S MACKERULL AND I

TUNA: NOE, ITZ ME N MACKERULL

MACKERULL: NOW DE CRICKETZ IN DE HOUZ

TUNA: HIZZZZZZZZ

LISTEN UP 
ME N MACKERULL

GETTED THIZ CARD IN DE POSTAL BOX 

N WE KNEAD

YUR HELP

DAI$Y: THIS IS ONE PIECE OF MAIL 

I DON'T WISH TO SEE  !!

TUNA: CAN EYE PA LEEZ FINISH

MACKERULL:  EYE JUST ATE DE CRICKET

TUNA: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AZ EWE 

R AUDEE ANTZ 

CAN PLANE LEE SEE 

DE CARD OH 

DE EWE NOE WEAR PLACE 

WANTZ UZ TA BRING A STOOL

MAY WE PLEEZ GET A VOTE 

ON WHICH ONE EWE THINK 

IZ DE AWESUMEST 

PLEEZ LEEVE YUR VOTE 

IN DE COMMINT BOX 

N WHEN WE GO TWO DE V.E.T.

MAKERULL: HOLE LEE SHI......

TUNA: YEZ EYE AM SPELLIN VET

WHEN WE HAFTA GO 

WE WILL BRING 

WHICH EVER STOOL 

GETZ DE MOST VOTEZ

WITH THANX FOR YUR TIME

HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL W

HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL 17

AND LAST LEE HEERZ STOOL SAMPULL C09W

N HEERZ TWO A GRATE WEEK OH END

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

LONG LIVE CARE GIVERZ

© October 16, 2019

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