SETTIN SAIL FOR DE EASTURNN SEA BORD

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta toona tee vee

starrin ewe noe who 

& KNOT ewe noe whooz

we iz brod castin thiz week 

live frum de SS DUDE

az we set sail for de easturnn sea bord 

sew we can be on time 

{ witch iz onlee pole lite }

when raena sell a bratez

her gotcha day next week

de 5th oh joon ta bee eggs act 

with a mega huge partee

N whatz total lee awesum 

bout her partee iz

her N her sisturr dezi 

iz hostin a scavengerrz hunt 

N de winner will ree ceeve a cash prize 

oh $ 178,902.74

will that buyz a lotta canned goodz 

ore what

 we haz never hunted 

scavengerrz bee for 

sew we is total lee lookin for werd two thiz 
N hope itz az eazee 

az huntin mice

EVEREE ONE IZ WELL COME TA PLAY A LONG

heerz what cha gotta due:

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pleez join in on de fun 

N may bee ewe can make sum new friendz 
a long de way

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 
long live gotcha dayz

heerz one oh de scavengerrz quest shunz

Q: What cat loves pizza? (there's more than 1 right answer)

WE BEE A WEARIN OH DE ORANGE FOR CROCKETT

whitefish wavez everee one N welcome

ta toona tee vee starrin KNOT dai$y ore

mackerull but me toona

ya mite noe tiss a theem with two nitez

eppa soda coz we iz sendin propz N shout

outz ta R total lee awesum pal crockett

we haz known crockettz familee sinz

1623 when we all chillaxed over at de catster site

& in his honor we iz sell a bratin his life

orange style

Godspeed dood 
we iz honored ta

call ewe R friend

we noe manee met ewe at heavens

gate

crockett this bee for ewe dood

bee cauz yur gardin all wayz rox

bee cauz thiz iz frum R seaz

bee cauz ewe noe grate art when ewe seez it

bee cauz we willna wear hatz ore tiez

bee cauz we willna wear pantz ore shooz

bee cauz dai$y iz......dai$y

N her wood knot poze with de paperz
{ her ran down starez  ~~~~

 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 

with lovez frum all oh uz

dai$y, tuna, mackerull, dude, sauce & boomer

BETTER LATE N NEVER SEW DE SAYIN GOEZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee 

starrin KNOT dai$y ore mackerull

but ME toona

33,840 minitz ago in de past 

R total lee awesum

gorgeouz gal pal CK 

who roolz de roost over at

TW & popz place 

rited a post with sum answerz

ta de questshunz ewe will see bee low 

N her said join in de fun....

we said aye oh kay 

but then sum stuff went down

now we iz buzzed happee 

ta bee heer ta day with R answerz

two thoz questshunz 

that CK pozed thoze manee manee minitz ago

de questshunz CK asked her veewing audee antz 

bee in green

& R answerz bee in purplez 

sew de questshun aire lookz like spring time

note ♫♫♪♫

each oh uz answered theez questshunz 

then we asked de naybor cat 

two pix whooz answerz waz de best 

noe creditz R gonna bee given 

ta stop any poe ten shull cat fitez

letz begin~~~~~

What one thing would you change 

if you had to do it over?

de wee babeez diapurr 

coz we due knot think 
we did a grate job furst time round
coz de babee still bee stinkin 

If you were to create a piece of art, 
what would the subject be?

regular reederz oh R non senze 
noe itz cat pee 

What is your biggest success up until now?

what if we haz MOR succezz in de few chure 
then thiz anzwer wood bee a total lie 
if we answered two day 

What has been your biggest challenge?
listenin ta burd song 
everee... damn.... day 
coz we haz poor qualatee windowz 

Where do you most want to travel, but have never been?
OUTSIDE

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?
any one who could cook a meel 
coz de food servizz gurl can KNOT

If money was no object, what would you do all day?

enabullz a werk force ta

eradicate; yea we used a big werd

eradicate de planet oh bass terd

chckn N turkee

If you could do anything you wanted right now, what would it be?

moove two a total BURD free zone 

and ther ya haz it
we had sum fun with this post 
N we bet ewe will two

play a long if ya haznt all reddy

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end
peace out N rock on 
long live R palz 
copee N paste 
who supplied two dayz questshunz 
frum CK'z place bak ta TT

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A MOMZ DAY REE FLECTSHUNZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

eppa soda 29,033 starrin KNOT DAI$Y

ore mackerull 

but me toona

two nite we R bak in de stew de oh

tho de band iz still on spring brake

N ther lookz ta bee bout

noe one in de auddee antz

which mite bee a good thing 

afturr seein thiz weekz show

anyway we R wantin ta give 

984 pawz UP

two momz werld wide 

 for all de awesum thingz they haz did

still did 

N mite did in de few chure

we dee sided we wood sharez 

a foto oh R momz

sew we dug inta sum olde time al bumz 

N thiz iz what we finded

daiz ewe can go furst

dai$y; thanx tuna 

here's the photo of mom I unearthed

and all I can say is 

I can't believe that hair bow 

that bracelet

those glasses 

and mom for the love of cod 

what in the sam hell were you thinking 

with that shade of lipstick 

though admittedly 

your handbag 

while somewhat fashionable 

could have been larger and yes green is good

tuna: WHOA...be jezuz iz rite 

N now if ya wanna seez a troo nite mare 

in day time 

look at thiz

dai$y: tuna I hope you're going to burn this photo 

and sure her purse is FAB 

but that's where ~~~

tuna: ya dinna hafta say mor 

N thiz iz prob ablee like onlee time 3 

when we haz agreed

on de same thing

eye saw thiz foto 
N did knot one double takez 

but like 97   

yea due THAT math

bee coz hole lee shiTz mom

may be yur nailz did look good 

N de scarvez two 

but de bangz gotta go 

de rouge hasta go 

thoz glazzez look spookee 
N that lip stix stuff iz frank lee 

scarin de crap outta uz 

N good thing therz no one iz in de audee antz 

 ore they wooda pazzed out bye now frum frite

COD

mackerull what chew got little dood

mackerull: eye got  thiz:

me pro filez frum octoburrz 2018

thiz iz uncull boomer from may 2011

dai$y:  uhhhhhhhhhhhh

tuna: eye noe 

thiz iz just two freekee 

but knot az bad az R momz fotoz

oh kay then 

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end

peace out N rock on 

long live momz everee wher

we lovez ewe 

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

© May 9, 2019

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HAPPY 84th ♥♥♥♥♥

white fish wavez everee one

toona tee veez takin 
a bak seet in de car thiz week 

coz we wanna let 

de food servizz gurl 

wish her dad 

a most happee 84th ♫♫♪

we lovez ewe gram paw 

happee day two ewe

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

if someone had said 

I would be celebrating

my dad's birthday this year

via my blog... to him in heaven

I would have questioned their reasoning

while I wish he were still here in person to celebrate 

my compassion must take precedence

over my selfishness 

and I am reminded that this in fact 

may truly be the happiest birthday

dad's had in a very long time 

because he's now free of the earthly "afflications" 

for lack of a better term, that we all suffer

with that being said

dad...this is for you

♥♥♥♥♥

I hope you spend the day 

with the family, friends, & neighbors

you liked the best 

Maybe you can play a round or two 

with Arnold Palmer

and later on, chat with Thomas Atkins 

about how fire apparatus has changed 

since his time

I hope you can sit in the sun 

and catch that tan 

while patiently, or not, 

waiting for a fish to bite

I hope you and the bull pup 

enjoy a nap 

and when you wake up

I hope you can see the
totally amazing card
that I was going to give to you today
below

{ while borrowing from da tabbies

most excellent ability 

to exaggerate all things }

may you have 98 coney dogs 

426 big boy sandwiches

 294 gallons of chocolate shake

37,300 kegs o beer

5,697 pounds of gingerbread 

84,844 dozen cookies 

21,955 pickle burgerz 

a meatloaf the size of Jupiter 

orange juice with pulp

 67,313 boxes of shredded wheat 

7,833 heads of lettuce...only

429,200,102 bags of licorice snaps 

57,922 flour tortillas stuffed with cake 

all before 7pm and WITHOUT getting sick 

and most of all

I wish you

A HAPPY DAY ~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love you more ♥♥♥♥♥

card created and handmade by Anesha Marshall