BOX N BREW PART 18.063

whitefish wavez everee one
N well come bak 
ta toona tee vee 
az all wayz starrin me de big katoona
N knot dai$y ore mackerull

me N mackerull iz still 
on steak out sorta kinda all most
wunderin what went down 
at de box N brew a few back

N speakin oh steak; cuzin daiz
on yur way home 
can ya pick up a few 
sew we got sum thin ta eat 
when we get home

dai$y: I most certainly WON'T
besides we are stuck in a traffic jam
from some incident going on
at the south north side of trout towne

here's a snap I took just moments
ago

tuna: what de sam hell

mackerull: what de sam hell 
iz de sam hell
all a bout 
eye canna see de snap

dai$y: apparently the ruffians left 
the box and brew 
and headed for this side of towne
and totally trashed the corner club

tuna: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mack a tack 
can ya heer any thing
on de pole lease ray de oh 
bout thiz
inn sa dent

mackerull: eye am onlee one yeer old

due ya noe my a tenshunz span

bee sidez de pole leeze heer
iz tryin ta inter veew
 sum witnezzez

tuna: it soundz like they iz knot talkin

what a load oh crap 

ta bee continmewed

© June 26, 2019

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BOX N BREW PART TWO

white fish wavez everee one 

N well come

ta toona tee vee starrin 

KNOT dai$y ore mackerull

but me de big katoona

if ya tooned in last week 

ya waz either wunderin

what de sam hellz on de rug  

ore ya figured out

what waz on de rug 

N thinked...be jezuz

can it getz any werst

we iz heer ta say....yez...it can

continmewin R live coverage 

frum out side de box N brew

letz head bak ta mackerull 

N see what himz lurned

bout thiz mizz tree

dai$y; I'm leaving because I can; TAXI ~~~~ !!

tuna: yea what ever 

mackerull, what cha got little dood

mackerull: thiz iz de seen eye saw 

when eye getted ta de seen

& inn deed 

de dood waz beeted ta a pulp

even tho it sayz 

due knot crozz

eye am uzin my age 

ta mee add vatage 

N sayin eye canna reed 😈

N am sneekin over

ta de seen rite now

toona: uze caution little dood 

coz eye can see frum heer 

de pole lease

iz combin de area

knot ta menshun 

lookz like they iz makin a kleen sweep 

lookin for clooz ta de mizz tree

mackerull: that they iz big katoona

but eye am  lookin thru de window 

oh de box N brew rite now

N eye can see printz 

poss a blee frum 

who ever beeted 
mizz turr noe name 

two an all most pulp

ta bee continmewed

© June 19, 2019

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THERE'S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING

there's a first for everything 
so the saying goes

and this year is the first 
dad's not here for father's day

I debated on how to write this week's post 

should I write one at all 
should I keep it "personal" 
between dad and me
should I wing it like I did 
my random thoughts post 
should I incorporate the 
"insane//warped" sense of humor 
I inherited from him

in the end 
I decided the best way to "honor" dad

would be to post on thankful thursday 
as a way of saying 

thanx spanky

 for putting into my mind 
the idea of  how to fix
 that piece of $hitz window 

thanx for putting into my mind 
how to fix that 
piece of $hitz screen door

thanx for watching out for mom 
when she decided to

pull the "stunt" she did

{ stuff never changes, does it }

these thanx 

and the bazillion more 
for everything you did 
have done 
and still do for me

with that being said: 

Spanky; this is for you: 😀😀😀😀😀

~~~~~~~~~~

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome ta toona tee vee 
starrin KNOT dai$y ore mackerull 
but mee

toona

we sended mackerull 
undercover thiz week

ta help aide de local pole lease 
in tryin ta solvez a mizz tree

bout a "situationz"
that happened heer 

 over de week oh end

toona: mackerull can ya heer me 
we iz broad castin live

mackerull: eye can heer ya big katoona 
tho eye gotta  add mit 
undercover werk mite knot bee my gig 

dai$y; when did we get a police force

toona: pay a tenshunz cuzin daiz 
ta whatz goin on 
out side de box 
bee coz ewe ~

dai$y: just get on with the story

mackerull:  az toona waz sayin 
eye am under cover 
tryin ta help solvez a mizz tree

fry day nite bout 11:28 
give a minit ore sew
over at de corner 

Box & Brew

mizzter { name bee in with held 
at thiz time} 

waz beeted two a pulp

ta bee continued

HAPPY FATHER' S DAY DAD

tell everyone I said hi  

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I love you more ~~~~~~~~~~~

© June 13, 2019

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FOR R PAL PARKER; HEERZ TA SIDE WALKZ & SUN SHINEZ

whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta toona tee vee 

starrin KNOT mackerull ore dai$y 

but me de big katoona

two nitez eppa soda 
iz two fold

furst..we dedicatez thiz post
ta R total lee awesum pal
Parker Bellen
ya gave it yur all buddy
N sew did yur dad

♥♥♥♥♥♥


N thurd... thiz eppa soda 
iz all bout how it IZ possa bull 

ta haza nite mare 
in broad day lite 

N with out even bee in 
a sleepz

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

sew ther we waz chillaxin at de front window 

in R perchez 
when sudden lee 

de best day that waz ternin ta dusk 

came ta be de werst day 
terned ta all most nite

letz look 

exhibit 45.109 A

thiz bass terd while small 

took controlz over de front yard shrubree 

him tried ta uze cammo flagge

but we noe bass terd burd song 
when we heer it

de food servizz gurl said 
him waz a wee babee robin

frank lee we dinna care 

if him waza 
mee dium sized hawk

get de hell off R lawn 
N stay outta de buzhez

 then de wee bass terd 

hopped inta de hollee

N terned ta give UZ de eye

ewe bass terd

but hold on

de werst oh thiz nite marez 

bout ta oh cur 

N tho we waz knot abe bull 
ta catch it on film 

{ coz de food servizz gurl 

who waz now in de houz with uz 

mooved 

N de parentz taked flite }

de werst iz 

de parentz bringed thiz kid wermz..

R WERMZ

R WERMZ 

WE UZE 

TA CATCH QUALATEE FISH WITH

N DE BASS TERD

.....ATE EM

we will now cut ta commershulz 

sew we can compoze

knot a song     ♫♫♪♫

but R mindz

heerz ta a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on 

Parker; we lovez ewe buddy 
♥♥♥♥♥♥

© June 5, 2019

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