Wednesday, September 25, 2019

4189 WERDZ !! ♥♥

white fish wavez everee one
N well come ta toona tee vee
starrin KNOT mackerull ore dai$y
but just me toona
even tho mack
& daiz iz heer
 
we had nothin new thiz week 
sew we seerched
de ark hivez 
N finded thiz post 
ta re post
coz whatz better N a ree run
 
we called thiz post 
werdz containin
de werd CAT
 
KNOT BURD
 
 in troo trout towne 
fashionz 
 we switched
up de meeningz
just a bit
 
hit it 
 
 
allo cator... a cat who dressez up 
like an alligator for howl o ween
 
alter cate... a kitteh who helpz 
de priest at church servizz


 
cata comb...catz who like 
ther groomin done with a comb 
& knota brush
 
cata log...kittehz who like 
a wee bit oh adventurz 
on sum fallen treez 

cata lysts... catz who bee 
prettee well organized 
N make ta due listz 
oh stuff 
that kneadz done
 
cata plasm ...catz big inta 
sci fi stuff like
plasm gunk
 
cat call.....eazee peezee 
catz on de tell a fone 
 
cate gory ...kittehz big inta 
scaree blood N gutz mooveez
 
cater pillar...de catz that  R fame mouz 
in ther communa teez 
N bee pillarz oh
sew sigh a tee
 
cater waul... opposite oh 
cat er floor
 
catfish ...LUNCH BRAKE!!!!!
 
catho dally... catz who like 
ta take ther 
sweet ole time bout stuff 
N most lee hang out 
with dilly dally
 
cat kin...any ree lay shunz 
 mom ...dad...cuzin 
sisturr...brother...
son...neff few...daughter...
neece...gram pawz...
gram mawz...
antz...unklez...
ewe noe...yur kin
 
cats up...opposite oh 
catz down
 
copy cat...catz who go 
two places oh employ ...
 N shove paperz in that
copee masheen N hit 
de start button ...

 
deli cate...kittehz who werk 
at de samich shopee 
round de korner...
due knot forgetz 
chipz anda drink !!
 
fabri cate...catz who R 
total lee inta 
any kinda cloth
 
lo cate...opposite oh 
high cat
 
mud cat...catz livin 
de high life 
N rollin in wet soil
 
 pole cat uh...dood...
phew...pee ewe N wee
 
well, ther ya haz it...
just a wee small samplin 
oh how important 
de werd CAT iz 

heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long live vocabulareez
 
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Thursday, September 19, 2019

A PIE RATZ DAY SHAN TEE

 
white fish wavez everee one 
N wel come ta tuna tee vee
wear we bee a broad castin 
frum de upper deck 
oh de SS DUDE
 
 
we waz in de galley last nite
& we finded a chckn
 in de fridge  
tho how de bass terd  
getted ther  
iz any onez guezz  
 yet ..we dee sided
 ta sing de chckn a song 
 coz whatz pie ratz day 
 with out a shantee   
♫♪♫♫♪  
ye bilge suckin chckn burd 
we hate ye scurvee ass 
 we wood feed ye two de fish 
but it wood poison 
 all de bass 
 a black spot upon ye hide 
ye addled poxed blaggard  
noe quarter for ye chckn burd 
now smart lee  
two for rard  
ma roon ya two that 
peece oh land 
with bones N wind N galez  
ore davy jones 
 locker for ye 
coz dead men  
tell noe tales  
ye bilge suckin chckn burd 
we hate ye bass terd ass 
 we shaint say  
fair winds two thee ~~ 
long live 
trout towne sazz    
BURD OVER BORED !

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE ART GAL O REE SUMMER TIME A DISH UN

white fish wavez everee one
N wel come ta two nitez eppa soda
oh toona tee vee starrin 
KNOT
mackerull ore dai$y 
but me de big katoona

if ya haz been reedin de crap 
we haz been postin 
ewe may rememburr last time 
{ bee for de bass terd mouz 
dee ceased in de wall }

we promized ta final lee 
ree veel 
if all de fitez at de box N brew 
& de corner club 
WAZ a cover up for sum thin elze


we iz heer ta nite ta tell 
YEZ
it waz a coverz up for:

2019z summer time a dish un oh

ITZ ALL IN DE MINDZ EYE
ART GAL O REE

two nite we iz givin way free pazzez
free lunch N free ad vize 
pleez rememburr
ta stay bee hind de ropez 
coz de artz fra geel
lunch will bee at 11:37 
sew now pleez form a line 
N let de toor bee gin 

we call thiz peece
stone lion lookin west frum front gate



we call thiz peece
sun glazzez





we call thiz peece 
give uz an H coz itz hot out side


we call thiz peece
anvilz


we call thiz peece
happee por puss




we call thiz peece
happee whale blowin bubblez


we call thiz peece
sand crab




we call thiz peece
big azz lobsturr claw




N last lee coz howl
o weenz all most heer
we callz thiz peece
 scaree mask


we hope ewe N joyed
lurnin what
de box N brew & corner club
cover up 
waz all bout

heerz two a happee
healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live art ~



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Wednesday, September 4, 2019

& NOW A WERD FRUM R SPONSOR

whitefish wavez everee one 
N welcome
ta toona tee vee 
starrin knot mackerull
ore dai$y 
N onlee sorta kinda mee toona

coz while we iz pree parin 
R next eppa soda
for de seezon 
fin al lee 
oh crap on tee vee

R sponzor crankee ass cat chow 


 comez two ewe two nite 
with thiz important mezzage


MICE IZ BASS TERDZ TWO

DATELINE 8.30.2019

LOCAYSHUN: A WALL 
INN SIDE DE TROUT TOWNE HOMESTEAD

A BASS TERD MOUZ 
IZ IN DE WALL 
NOW GET DE HELL OUT

ROLL COMMERSHUL:

~~~~~~~~~~~

Mouz: hay, this lookz like 
a grate place ta take up rezidentz
for de soon ta bee winter

....SQUUEEZE inta de infra structure 
oh trout townez buildin

mackerull: hay, big katoona 
me heerz a mouz inn side thiz wall

tuna: yur rite little dood 
N de bass terdz speekin trout 
with out purrmizzion

mouz; eye heer ewe catz out ther 

scratchez de be jezuz 
outta de interiorz wall 
oh said infra structure 
ta a noy everee one

tuna: get de dam hell 
outta R houz 
& take yur dizz eaze 
with ya 
ya bass terd

mackerull: lemme handull thiz
eye got street smartz 

givez instructionz
ta de food servizz gurl

cat pee, steel woolz, peppermint oilz, 
lotz oh cat yowlin

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

later that nite..

mackerull: hay big katoona
knot gonna swearz two it 
but eye think de bass terd 
left R infra structurez

tuna:  eye think 
ya got sum thin ther dood 
allz quiet on de western sea bord

FAST FOR WERD TA SEPTEMBURR 3

mackerull: be jezuz 
sum thin smellz bye thiz front doorz

tuna: cod dam 
ewe iz rite little dood
iz ewe thinkin what me iz thinkin

mackerull: ewe betcha big katoona
 thiz bass terd smellz WERST
then de werst oh de werst
 

😠

guezz crap on tee vee 
waz knot over with 
afturr all

😠

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