eggz plane THAT two de pole lease

 whitefish wavez everee one 

N welcome ta a new seer eez 

heer on toona tee vee

we like ta call 

 

"eggz plane THAT two de pole lease"

see ..we hurd theez werdz 

but we due knot rememburr WHEN

 

coz therz been noe wee babeez in TT 

for like 14,299 yeerz 

 

but HURD em we did

then dai$y looked at mackerull 

who looked at me toona 

N we all looked at each other

 

cauz we could knot bee leeve 

what we all just hurd

we ree peet heer 

for R veewin audee antz 

if ther iz one

just what we DID heerz :

letz listen :

 "Rock-a-bye baby

on the tree top.

When the wind blows

the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks,

the cradle will fall.

And down will come Baby,

Cradle and all."

 

this is de furst known 

printed coppee oh thiz verse 

and it hailz frum 1765

 

WHOA

 

any way, we noe manee a wee one 

haz hurd theez werdz over de past 256 yeerz

 

but what we canna figure out iz thiz

 

who de sam hell 

 

putz a wee babee 

 

ina cradle 

 

then putz de cradle 

 

in de top oh a tree 

 

and like when de wee babee 

 

fell OUTTA de damn tree 

 

with de cradle

 

possa blee fallin ON de wee babee 

 

how de sam hell R ya gonna 

 

eggz plane THAT

two de pole lease

we can onlee hope 

de wee babee 

waz aye oh kay 

 

N de copz hauled de purrson{s}

azz off 

who putted de wee babee

in de damn tree 

in de furst place

heerz two a happee healthee week oh end

peace out N rock on

long live wee babeez de werld over

 

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REE RUNZ IZ ALL WE GOT

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

  N  welcome ta toona tee vee

eppa soda 56.7

 

starrin noe one anda ree run

 

we got nada thiz week

N we mite haza nada

for several weekz ta come

 

coz frank lee we got nada

ta post a bout

 

sew we sneeked inta de posted R chivez

ta see what we mite wanna ree post

N we finded thiz

commurr shull that furst aired

bak in joon oh de yeer 2016

 

 ewe mite recognize

a cat ore two 

ore none

 

roll film 

whirrrrrrr ~~~~~~~

 

 

doez yur cat seem ta never grow 

 

 tho he eatz N eatz N eatz sum mor

 doez he look at de cat tree
wunderin if he will ever be big enuff 
ta climb two de top perch 

 doez he wunder 
if he will ever fill out hiz bed

ore think hiz litter box iz like
an oh lympix pool

does hiz cat toyz seem 
like they waz made for TIGERZ 

 ore may be him thinkz he kneadz a ladderz
ta reech hiz kibble bowl 
~~~~~
ore an extree long straw 
ta get a ree freshin drink oh H two and oh

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  N letz look at de AMAZIN ree sultz 
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heerz two a happee healthee 
week oh end 
peace out N rock on 
long live saved postz

when yur brane iz outta eye deaz 

 

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DAMN STRAIT

 

whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome two toona tee vee 2021 stylez

sinz thiz iz R furst eppa soda of de new seezon 

we wood like ta say may yur new yeer 

bee a total lee awesum one 

 

 sew de gurl waz ona brake 

N we thinked her wood NEVER leeve de houz 

tho we did haza un eggz pected guest come INN

 

mind ewe ther iz KNOT an 

"enter all yee rodentz" sign 

any wear on R propertee 

 however we a woke one crisp cold morn 

ta hear scufflin INN de wall

 

me mackerull said two de dawg 

do ewe heer what eye heer 

 

 tho eye waz knot tryin ta brake inta song 

{ even tho twaz de seezon for one oh de 

kewlest Christmas songz ever reecorded ♫♪♫♪

 

 

 

 de dawg waz oh noe help 

 

then toona started yellin:

 

 

 then me mackerull yelled back ta toona:

 

 

and de hole time 

de BASS TERD MOUZ

iz INN de wall 

raizin ten kindz oh hell 

 

sew me mackerull toll de bass terd mouz

ta shut de dam hell up

N get de dam hell outta de wall 

N get de dam hell outta R houz 

N get de dam hell off de proper tee 

 

N did de dam mouz listen

 

 

DAMN STRAIT NOE

coz a few dayz later de

houz waz stinkin

even WORST

than bass terd turkee

 

🤢🤢🤢

 

 

happee 2021 everee one 

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

 

peace out N rock on

 long live de werd damn

 

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