WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELCOME TA REE RUN
NUMBER Z.0733
a ree run post frum
de yeer 1715
sinz thiz originullz post
waza milez long
we mod a fied it
N we will skipz de intro
roll film
~~~~~~~ whirrrrr
sum dayz ago ...
de food servizz gurl
came home wine inn
like a sizzee babee
bout how her
getted a paper cut
at her place oh employ
N it hurt like a
bass terd
N her dinna wanna get
SALT
in de woond
π§π§
well thiz got uz ta thinkin
if paper act shoo a lee
cutz stuffz
then LUNCH BRAKE
just got... a... hole... lot... eazee urr
we dee sided
de choppin oh de cheeze
N de slicin oh de ham
waz gonna bee
R test subjectz
de next day
afturr de gurl leeved
de houz
we grabbed a peece oh
constructionz ...paper...
afturr all
construction = saw πΊπΊ
we opened de fridge
finded a 7 pound ham
N we taked it out
N started sawin a way....
noe cutz noe slicez
nada
may bee de ham
kneaded ta be
room tempera chure
sew we set it
on de heet vent
on de floor
next we grabbed a
paper bax book
ripped de cover off
N used de cover on sum
colbee cheeze we
diz covered next ta de ham
noe cutz noe slicez
nada
purrhaps de cheeze
kneaded ta set out
az well
sew it took a spot
on de floor vent
next ta de ham
sew far
de "paper" that CUT
de food servizz gurl
cauzin sew much ag o knee
waza epic fail
we tried cuttin
that hamz N cheez
with toy let paper
tizzuez
paper towelz
a calendar
we even tried cuttin
BUTTERZ
all ta noe a veil
~~~~~~~~~
de moral oh
thiz weekz storee iz
de food serviss gurl
iza LIAR...
paper wont cut crap
π§»π§»
& ham N cheeze getz funkee
afturr 5 hourz
outta de fridge
while settin ona heet vent...
heerz two a happee
healthee.....safe... week oh end
peace out N rock on...
long live air freshner
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