A HOWL O WEEN MOOVEE REE RUN COZ THATZ DE BEST KIND !

                                               whitefish wavez everee one

N welcome ta

2016'z scaree moovee ree view

on trout tee vee

it bee that time oh de yeer again 

when we kick bak 

N watch sum scaree stuff 

then give R reederz 

R oh pinionz bout de film   

 az in yeerz past 

we dee sided ta pull out sum

dee vee deez 

in sted oh payin 

$ 76.35 fora beverage 

$ 567.92 for sum snax 

and $ 9834.50 for moovee tickitz   

we think thiz iz 

de thurd yeer runnin 

we haz opted ta stay home 

insted oh headin out 

pluz like de last time 

we waz at the moovee place 

we tried ta sneek in sum perch 

N we got caught 

thanx ta de bass terd 

bee hind uz 

who ree ported uz

any way on with de ree view

de moovee thiz yeer 

iz one thatz been ree made 

N we opted ta go with de original

DE FLY

it bee starrin one oh R 

fav oh rite scaree movee doodz 

misturr vincent price 

thiz moovee had sum sequelz 

REE TERN OH DE FLY

& CURSE OH DE FLY  

frank lee afturr seein 

DE FLY

we can see why peepulz 

who R out ona pik nik

 iz up set

de last thing ya wanna see 

on say... de spud salad 

izza fly 

N trust uz ther waz noe way 

ya waz gonna mizz 

thiz fly

in fact we waz ree sent lee

ona pick a nik 

and a fly stopped bye

we started up R conversation N

we said two de fly:

get yur damn azz 

off de poe tay toe salad 

coz now... knot onlee did ewe

roo inn R may oh naize

ya bass terd 

but we see ya over ther 

tryin ta help yur self 

ta a big azz peece oh cake 

sew get yur damn azz 

off de cake 

N due knot EVEN 

think bout landin on 

R grilled salmon.....faaaaaaaaaa

what kinda bull $hitz 

iz thiz

guezz we shulda ree viewed 

“CURSE” oh de fly huh 😁😁

made in 1958 

we gived thiz moovee 

 984 pawz up !!

heerz a screen shot 

oh R dee vee dee 

yea...DE FLY

iz that kinda large

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end 

peace out N rock on 

long live de month 

oh octoburrr 

& howl o ween

© OCTOBER 26, 22

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FERAL CAT DAY ♥♥

 

whitefish wavez everee one 

N well come ta trout tee vee 

eppa soda ~~~~~~

itz feral cat day sunday 

10.16.2022 

but we hafta post two day 

bee coz everee thing we due 

iz outta step with time & space 

any way eye am BUZZED happee 

ta bee part oh feral cat a ware nezz day 

with me gorgeouz gal palz seal & CK 

and de handsum simon 

{ with manee thanx ta juney chowder

 N her mom mizzuz ann 

for thiz awesum total kewl badge }

eye all sew wanna shout out 

ta my mom N dad wear ever they iz 

coz thatz how eye getted 

ta bee feral in de furst place 

noe one noez who me dad iz 

knot even me 

thou eye did noe my mom 

but breef lee 

and even tho eye waz called kitty 

at de time 

and knot mackerull 

eye will all wayz rememburr 

mom tellin me 

peepulz iz knot ta bee trusted 

proof: one day peepulz 

set out a metal box kinda thing 

bye de creek bed neer de woodz 

and they shoved bowlz a food inta it 

me mom said ta me, son, 

itza trap and her meened that 

litter ul lee & figure a tive lee 

but then one day eye waz neer 

ta pazzin out frum hunger 

N de bowl waz callin me name 

N eye week end

N went ta see what waz in de bowl 

N de next thing eye noe

….BAM…. CLANG...TRAPPED 

😾🙀😾🙀😾🙀

and cuzin daiz ewe shuld bee 

proud oh me run on sentence

😸

two all de feralz out ther 

may St Francis shine down 

on each one oh ewe with blessingz 

and healtheez and saftee 

and may all de feralz who wunder 

if they shuld give up life on de streetz 

eye say givez it a try like eye did 

coz eye iz a blessed kitty 

even if eye still due knot like peepulz

heerz two a happee healthee 

week oh end, peace out N rock, 

long live trapz…just in case

😼😼😼😼 pee ezz de gurl toll me eye

dinna due thiz post rite coz eye

was spozed ta men shun

ALL feral catz ….knot just me

eye due knot noe all feral catz

onlee a few …coz eye am frum a

small colonee 

may bee next time eye will

due better … tho eye still

sendz lovez two all de feralz

noe matter wear ewe may be ❤️

© OCTOBER 19, 2022

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YEOWZER WE FINDED THIZ POST THAT GRAM PAW DUDE RITED !!

 WHITEFISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE 

CAL UN DUR YEER 1478 STYLE

WHILE SEERCHIN DE ARK HIVEZ 

WE FINDED THIZ POST

THAT GRAM PAW DUDE RITED 

BAK IN HIZ DAYZ

THAT WAZ MANEE YEERZ AGO 

THO LETZ LOOK & SEE WHAT HIM

HAD TA SAY !!

A PEEVES LIST: BY DUDE K 

BACK IN ME DAY, EYE HAD A "PEEVEZ" LIST 

A MILE LONG

 EYE HATED OTHER CATZ ON ME PROPERTY; 

DA DOORBELL, VACUUM CLEANER, THUNDER, 

DA ICE CREAM TRUCK, SIRENZ, 

KNOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO INTA DA GARAGE, 

KNOT BEING FED ON TIME, STALE CATNIP, 

A DIRTY BOX,  SOMETIMEZ SQUIRRELZ, 

ONCE IN AWHILE DA RABBITZ, 

HALIBUTT 

N COLD AIR

WHEN SPRING CAME ROUND, 

EYE COULD ADD YET MOR PEEVZES 

TWO DE LIST

 N COLLECTIVE LEE 

IT BE BURDZ

ROBINZ, SPARROWZ, FINCH, WRENZ, CROWZ, 

DE EVER TOTAL LEE BASS TERD TURKEE 

N BUZZARDZ

 EYE RECALLED DA DAYZ 

IN ME YOOTH 

WHEN EYE LOOKED FOR WERD 

TWO AN OPEN WINDOW N SUM FRESH AIR

TIL DE RACKET STARTED

SHIBBER YABBER SCIMBER JIMBER

YABBER YIDA YIDA CHATTER CHATTER 

SING A SONG O SIX PENCE N POKE ME IN DE EYE

SHUT UP YA BASS TERDZ 

 OUT THERE MAKIN 80 KINDZ O RACKET

HOPPIN FRUM BUSH TA TREE TA LAWN

PECKIN ON DE SIDIN O DE HOUSE

 AND DE BARK ON A UNSUSPECTIN OAK

SWINGIN N SWAYIN IN DE SPRUCE TREEZ

TOSSIN NESTIN MATERIALZ ALL OVER DE YARD

MESSIN 'ROUND IN DE BURD BATHE

N POOPIN IN IT TWO

ALL EYE WANTED TA DUE 

IZ SMELL FRESH AIR, 

SLEEP IN DE SUN 

N WAKE UP IN TIME 

FOR A SLIGHT SNAK BEE FOR DINNER

BUT COULD EYE ????

HELLZ NOOOOOOOO....

BASS TERD BURDZ

OUT THERE EATIN WURMZ N BUGZ

N THATZ ALL EYE GOTTA SAY

 FOR NOW

PEACE OUT N ROCK ON

DUDE K 

© october, 12 2022

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THIS WEEKZ REE RUN POST FOR R HEER ROE !

        WHITE FISH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE

& WEL COME TWO A

RE RUN POST

FOR R TOTAL LEE AWESUM 

SOOOPER  

 HEER ROE

 

ST FRANCIS !!

WHOOZ FEEST DAY WAZ

TWOZ DAY

THIZ POST IZZA LONG ONE;

& INN CLOODZ SUM TRIVIA

BOUT DE DOOD 

 

SEW HEERZ HOPIN YA HAZA WEE MINIT

TA REED UP BOUT SUM 

 

ST FRANCIS FAX

 

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LETZ START !!

 

what city in de statez iz named after

St Francis ?

if ya guessed SAN FRANCISCO

 ewe wood bee rite !

~~~~~~~~~~

                                                                      

manee moonz ago 

de food servizz gurl 
 

ta R long time 

total lee awesum 

catster pal Gleek
 

sended ta R food servizz gurl 
thiz total lee AWESUM

medallionz

 

AND

 this total lee awesum book

 

chex out thiz storee

 

 

 

then therz R veree own St Francis 
who watchez over de

front yard N keepz uz safe

him bee longed ta de food gurlz
GRAM PA ♥

St Francis bee known 
az de patron Saint oh animalz

& de enviroment 

we hate ta think what him wood say

 

 lookin at de sad azz state oh affairz 
de earth 
N all itz animalz iz in

rite now

like thiz St Francis Satyr butterfly
whooz endangered 😢

Lotz oh petz 
go two church ta bee blessed

on de Feast o St Francis like R 

total lee awesum palz

noelle & raz & reesie

                                                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

HIM BEGAN DE CHRISTMAS TRADITION 

OH DE NATIVITY SCENE 

ST FRANCIS SET UP DE VEREE FURST ONE 

 

BAK IN 1223 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DE ST FRANCIS FOUNTAIN 

IN SAN FRANCISCO IZ

 SAN FRANCISCO'S OLDEST DINER

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 & THIZ TOTAL LEE AWESUM ART PEACE 

WAZ SENDED TWO UZ 

BYE R TOTAL LEE AWESUM PAL WHO BEEZ 

LIVIN IN HEAVEN NOW♥♥♥♥

 

SAMMY DE SHOP VAC PILCH 

IT HAZ A PLACE OH HONORZ ON DE DESK

 

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

anyway, we hope ewe N joyed 
thiz post bout St Francis
 

never bee afraidz ta ask him for blessingz 

himz all wayz willin ta listen

ST FRANCIS

WE LOVEZ EWE DOOD

♥♥♥♥♥ 

 

heerz two a happee healthee

week oh end

peace out N rock on

 

long live "total lee awesum" 

{ we used thiz fraze 

bout a million timez

heer !! }

 

© OCTOBER 6,  2022

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