WHITE FIZH WAVEZ EVEREE ONE
N WELL COME TA TROUT TEE VEE
WITHA REE RUN FRUM
DE YEER 1298
THIZ POST IZ KNOT BOUT DAWGZ
EVEN THO MANEE A DAWG HAZ
LIVED IN TROUT TOWNE
N WE GIVE EM 984 PAWZ UP
ANY WAY LETZ GET TWO THIZ POST
SEW ROLL FILM ~~~~~~
WHIRRRRRR
CAT SOOOPER STIZHUNZ
knot a clue who writed em, but heer goez:
Dreaming of a white cat means good luck. - American superstition
Dreamin oh white fish bee better – trout towne suspizshunz
To see a white cat on the road is lucky. - American superstition
Dood, noe, ewe knead ta get off de road buddy N get inside wear it bee safe- trout towne fact
If a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain. - English superstition
If a kitteh bee washin bee hind hiz ears, him just hada meel N bee kleenin up-trout towne tabbies
A strange black cat on your porch brings prosperity. - Scottish superstition
A strange cat oh any color on de porch wooda ment a fite bak in gram paw dudez day-trout towne fact
A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it. - Italian superstition
A kitteh sneezing kneadz de blessings oh St Francis anda “bless ewe”
due ewe knead a tizzue buddy-trout towne oh pinion
A cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather ahead. - English superstition
A kitteh sleepin like this iz called a meatloaf-trout towne hurd thiz sum place N canna remember wear
And last butt knot leest N wee dunno wear this bee comin frum
When moving to a new home, always put the cat
through the window
instead of the door, so that it will not leave. - American superstition
When mewvin ta a new home
we got 18 cents N a sak oh friez
sayz de kitteh iz gonna bee major strezzed
N like what if ewe live on de 22nd floor
heerz two a happee healthee
week oh end
peace out N rock on
long livez folkz lore kinda stuffz
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