The Borowitz Report: Dozy Don: A Pictorial History

Link:
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/dozy-don-a-pictorial-history
Its unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and we dont.
Recent photos of Trump napping on the job have gone viral. But his snoozing isnt news.
Don Snoreleone has a long history of catching some zs during work hours, as these photos reveal.
#1

December 7, 2015: At a rally in South Carolina, Trump mocks his Republican rival Jeb Bush for being low energy. Considering Trumps habit of drowsing off during the day, psychiatrists might say hes projecting. Is he really imitating Jeb here, or taking a quick catnap himself?
#2

January 20, 2017: Right after his apocalyptic inaugural address,
Nap-oleon grabs forty winks at an Inauguration Day luncheon. Apparently, its exhausting scaring the shit out of America and the world. Meanwhile, its dawning on the visibly stricken Melania that shes yoked to this nightmarish man-baby for another four years.
#3

February 7, 2017: Three weeks into his new gig, Trump hits the ground snoozing. During a meeting at the White House, the crushing tedium of being President of the United States makes him crave some shut-eye. Maybe itll be easier keeping his eyes open when he gets to do something interestinglike go on a foreign trip?
#4

July 13, 2017: No such luck. Any hope that he might appear sentient during a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron vanishes when his Gallic counterparts remarks send him straight to the Land of Nod.
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Andy has several more snapshots and appropriate comments.
He follows it all up with my favorite:
