You had me at "cheap and tasty supersteaks"

Scientists have developed a gene-editing technology called 'SurrogateSires' that could make tastier and more desirable steaks, burgers, and mince widely available in the UK within three years. This process involves genetically editing regular bulls to be sterile and then injecting them with stem cells from bulls with 'elite genetics'. The resulting offspring inherit superior traits, enhancing the taste and quality of their meat. The technology has been patented and licensed to a UK-based company, which plans to commercialize it in the next three to five years.

Senator Bail Organa implicated by Forensic artist sketch of Nancy Guthrie kidnapper

Renowned Houston forensic artist Lois Gibson has stepped out of retirement to create a sketch of a suspect in the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, the mother of Today show host Savannah Guthrie. Gibson's sketch, based on limited FBI images, is not an official police drawing but reflects her experience and desire to help in the high-profile case.

Missouri House votes to allow pregnant women to divorce

Four more states to go

Meta plans to add facial recognition to its smart glasses to allow total strangers to identify you in public

What a difference a headline tweak makes

RFK Jr. Admits He Wasn't Worried About The Pandemic Because He Used to Snort Cocaine Off Toilet Seats

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shared on Theo Von's podcast that he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats during his drug addiction. He believes his past experiences with drugs made him unafraid of the coronavirus pandemic.

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Rise in Ozempic/GLP-1 use bringing back scurvy. Ar

"It is unusual to send a dozen C-17s to the Nato installation, which could indicate a military build up.” They sent 112

Using open source intelligence, Airforce Technology reports on the US military's considerable build-up in the Persian Gulf, with numerous C-17 Globemaster III aircraft and other military assets deployed in the region. The article explores whether this build-up signals a potential military operation against Iran, similar to the raid in Venezuela, though it notes the complexity and differing objectives of such missions.

Oscar the Grouch Is a Time Lord change my mind

This satirical article jokes about the theory that Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street is actually a Time Lord from Gallifrey, referencing the TARDIS and regeneration.

New sign added to Chinese Zodiac This Year: Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy, played by Tom Felton, has become an unexpected mascot for the Lunar New Year in China, thanks to the fortuitous translation of his name in Chinese. The popularity of the Harry Potter series in China has led to the character's image being featured in festive decorations sold on e-commerce sites. The Chinese translation of Malfoy's name, Ma-er-fu, is seen as especially auspicious as it contains the words for horse and fortune, coinciding with the upcoming Year of the Horse.

Are Mia Khalifa and Mr. Bean star Rowan Atkinson dating? "guys I am dating a fool but it’s not mr bean"

A viral image suggesting a romantic relationship between Mia Khalifa and Rowan Atkinson was widely shared on social media. Fact-checkers confirmed the image was AI-generated, and the claim was false, originating from satire. Mia Khalifa publicly dismissed the rumour, highlighting the growing use of artificial intelligence to spread celebrity misinformation online.

'WW1 bomb stuck in rectum'

A 24-year-old French man went to the hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum, prompting a bomb squad response and potential legal consequences.

What are the odds of this blowing up and Trump having to read the word 'Niger' off a teleprompter?

Niger's military government accuses France, Benin, and Ivory Coast of sponsoring an attack on Niamey’s international airport, thanking Russian troops for repelling the assault. General Abdourahamane Tiani, who led the 2023 coup, made the claims on state television without offering evidence. The attack lasted about 30 minutes, resulting in four military personnel injured and 20 attackers killed, including a French national. Eleven people were arrested. The military leader also confirmed growing ties with Russia, which has provided military support against a rebellion linked to al-Qaeda and ISIL.

Tik Tok claims ban on the word "Epstein" isn't political, they're just incompetent

TikTok is investigating an issue where some users can't send the word 'Epstein' in direct messages, amid technical problems and concerns about censorship since its recent sale to U.S. investors.

Superbowl "Substation Theory": a sports idea so dumb even Joe Rogan can't get on board

Joe Rogan discusses the viral theory that a nearby electrical substation is contributing to the San Francisco 49ers' string of catastrophic injuries on his podcast. Fans and former players speculate that electromagnetic fields (EMF) from the substation could be weakening athletes' bodies, leading to torn ligaments, tendon injuries, and other long-term damage. The 49ers' injury-plagued 2025 season, with key players like Brock Purdy, George Kittle, and Nick Bosa suffering serious injuries, has reignited attention to the theory. General Manager John Lynch confirmed the team is aware of the claims and is investigating. However, medical experts remain unconvinced, with UC Davis radiology professor Jerrold Bushberg dismissing any link between the substation and injuries.

Which came first, the chicken or the AI psychosis?

Life Immitates The Onion: Sean Duffy Driven to Hold IndyCar Event Around National Mall in DC for America250 Celebration

Sean Duffy, the Transportation chief, is reportedly pushing for an IndyCar race around the National Mall in Washington, D.C., as part of the America250 celebration. The proposed race would start at the Supreme Court and loop around the National Mall, with 'Pit Row' located by the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. However, any such event would require approval from Congress, which may be challenging to obtain, especially with Democratic opposition.

PETA comes up with a way to end winter early forever: says Punxsutawney Phil should be a hologram

He'll never see his shadow again

FEMA told not to warn people about ICE on socials during upcoming winter storm because people might meme it to death

Homeland Security officials advised FEMA staff to avoid using the word 'ice' in public storm warnings due to potential confusion and mockery related to the acronym for US Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The guidance was issued as a massive winter storm approached, threatening ice accumulations in the South. FEMA is now encouraged to use terms like 'freezing rain' instead, to ensure clear communication and avoid online mockery.

Canada’s “Super Pigs” Poised To Invade U.S.

This satirical article humorously depicts Canada's 'super pigs' as an emerging threat to the U.S., highlighting their intelligence, adaptability, and potential to disrupt ecosystems and agriculture.