Brando
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | JohnHugesVille, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Uglier than Tina Fey. Funnier than Howie Mandel. |
| Interests | Writing,Not working |
| Favorite movies | Rushmore,Pulp Fiction,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,Holy Grail,Lord of the Rings,Aliens,Selma Hayek's nude scene in Desperado |
| Favorite music | Dorky progressive rock,undorky classic punk rock,hipster doofus indie rock |
| Favorite books | Pastoralia,Sun Also Rises,Huck Finn,Great Gatsby,A Prayer for Owen Meany,Et Tu Babe, Cloud Atlas |
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
Thanks for kicking me out of the band. P.S. I left my sphyilis on the tour bus toilet seat.