User:Kieran705

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Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

These pages contain material which is kept because the contents are considered humorous. They are not intended, nor should they be used, for any research or serious use.

This user is in school.

This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have exams.
Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.

The strangeness and sense of what this user says is disputed.
Please see the irrrelevant discussion on his userpage and friend's userpage.

CAN'T RETIRE

Kieran705 tried to leave Wikipedia, but found that they couldn't do so…

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is male.

Today is 23 November 2024

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on November 24.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.

no
ads

This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.

UPHS

My school is Upper Perkiomen High School.

12th Grade

This user is in 12th Grade.

The English Wikipedia has 6,914,781 articles.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

Wikipedia is not censored.

This user loves userboxes.

\sum

This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

Kieran705 likes to turn Wikipedia Green.

Kieran705 thinks the image policy is GODDAMNED UNFAIR!!!

Please

Hello, please don't vandalize me...

To fe ed or not to feed
– that is the question.

Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.^[Humor]

This user HATES it when someone vandalizes Wikipedia.

This user will NEVER let Wikipedia get destroyed by vandalism.

V

This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay.

This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

W

This user contributes using Microsoft Word.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

hp

This user has a laptop from Hewlett-Packard.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Lenovo.

This user can type 46 WPM.

LHV

This user is a fan of the
Lehigh Valley Phantoms

LHV

This user is a fan of the
Lehigh Valley IronPigs

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user is interested in politics.

This user advocates democracy.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user supports recycling.

X

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

X

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user was born on July 5, 2006.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is rising all the time.

:-/

This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.

ipa-4
ə

This user has a near-complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

...

This user would like to know all existing languages.

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is of
Ukrainian ancestry.

This user is of Polish ancestry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

This user is a railfan.

This user has met an eating, drinking, s****ing, f***ing Santa Claus.

1337-0

This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.

This user is, well … different.

:-]

This user is polite.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user uses

for Internet search.

This user can drive.

It is approximately 1:54 AM where this user lives.

18Y

This Wikipedian was born on 05 July 2006 and is 18 years, 4 months, and 18 days old.

This user prefers the metric system.

ft-lb-0

This user does not use U.S. Customary Units (or does not wish to use U.S. Customary Units).

This user uses Commonwealth spelling.

snkd

This user says sneaked.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

¡¡¡This user overuses exclamation marks!!!

This user's favourite colour is blue.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

cvg-5

This user is a professional gamer.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user reads between the lines.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user enjoys comics.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user reads broadsheet newspapers.

band

This user plays in a band.

This user enjoys pop music.

trek

This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

>_<

This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

$

This user is a fan of game shows.

FF

This user is a Family Feud fan.

FF Dawson

This user prefers Richard Dawson as host of Family Feud.

FF Combs

This user prefers Ray Combs as host of Family Feud.

FF Anderson

This user prefers Louie Anderson as host of Family Feud.

FF Karn

This user prefers Richard Karn as host of Family Feud.

FF O'Hurley

This user prefers John O'Hurley as host of Family Feud.

FF Harvey

This user prefers Steve Harvey as host of Family Feud.

J!

This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user wants to match the stars.

This user watches The Price Is Right!

Drew	This user prefers Drew Carey over Bob Barker as host of The Price Is Right.

WoF

This user is a fan of Wheel of Fortune.

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user is an omnivore.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats apples.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user likes pie.

This user eats potato chips.

No user serviceable parts inside.

Help!
I'm suffering from extreme
userbox overload.

This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order.
My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

oops

This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.

WTF

THIS IS NOT A USERBOX
...Or is it?

—

This space is for rent.

1, 2, 3...

This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it.

{\frac {a}{0}}

OH SHI–

:HOLY ****

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.

pox

This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.

	We are exploring only in a point of this huge universe...

This userbox is bigger than a galaxy!!

Watch it guy, this userbox is gonna overload you and your computer, maybe even Wikipedia.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user is not wearing any pants.

This user wishes they were in a
hot tub right now.

This user enjoys going to the sauna.

This user smiles frequently.

This user is in a great mood.

This user wants to be your friend.

:-]

This user is polite.

This user is minty fresh.

Reply to a kind act with a kind barnstar!

!

This user believes
that common courtesy is
an uncommon commodity.

?

This user believes
that common sense is
an uncommon commodity.

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.

This user has a Tuit but sometimes forgets to use it.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user likes Colours!!

+

This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

This user believes in Pro-Life.

This user is pro-life and pro-family.

PL

This user is pro-life, and cannot understand why anyone wouldn't be.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user believes that life begins at conception

As a former fetus, this user opposes abortion.

This wikipedian's conscience, based upon humanist and/or Spiritual principles, opposes:

abortion and euthanasia.

This user is rated 'PG' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user believes that their sexuality is irrelevant on Wikipedia and prefers not to disclose it.

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user likes to sleep.

BC

This user hates sleeping alone.*

This user believes that the meaning of life is to live a happy life.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health.

This user is interested in the link between gut microbiota and mental health.

This user supports medical cannabis

This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle!

This user is a member of the AWWDMBJAWGCA
WAIFDSPBATDMTAD.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

Y'all

Hey y'all! This user is a fan or speaker of Southern dialect, where we have "owl" not "oil" like them Yankees.

This user is a car enthusiast.

This user aspires to own a CCXR.

This user is interested in politics.

This user presents high risks of Biohazards

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01101001

There are
10
types of people: those who read binary and those who don't.

This userbox is with stupid.

Hi, my name is Kieran705 and I'm a Wikipediholic.

KILROY WAS HERE!

Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

This user knows too much.

EGY

This user enjoys energy drinks.

This user can solve the V-Cube 7 without cheating.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

MLP FiM

This user enjoys My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, darling.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user has reported many vandals with the result of their being permanently blocked.

vn--1 (because he's epic)

This editor's user page, talk page, or subpages have been vandalized -1 (because he's epic) times.

ZT

This user supports a strict zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.

This user has a
Strong Password. ^†

Thank the IP

This user believes that vandal–reverting IP address editors should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts.

CSD!

This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

MORE

This user has more userboxes.

This user was born in the United States of America.

This user is interested in the politics of the United States.

MLB

This user is a Major League Baseball fan.

This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.

This user fights vandalism.

This user has been falsely accused of being an administrator
by those pesky vandals.

>:-P

This user tattles on vandals.

VAN

This user has reverted vandalism many times and has warned many vandals.

This user uses Huggle to combat vandalism.

This user fights vandalism with Huggle and Twinkle.
Sometimes simultaneously...

Upon finding vandalism, this user does not hesitate to warn the perpetrator.

This user has been attacked by a sock puppet.

This user is too lazy to make a userpage, so they use userboxes instead.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.

MSN

This user works on the Nadesico

@

This user can be reached by email at kieran705@icloud.com.

This user is a pessimist.

All your base are belong to this user.

6
C
12.011

This user is made out of Carbon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

BB

This user buys their books from Black Books.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

漫画

This user is a manga otaku.

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

BASIC

This user can program in BASIC.

This user uses BitTorrent.

This user uses µTorrent.

X

This user plays the Xbox.

LG

This user's alignment is Lawful Good: the "Crusader."

This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2006 .

This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

~~pol~~

This user dislikes the concept of politics.

:-]

This user is polite.

user likes all of the colors.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user is interested in the concepts of destiny or fate.

This user is right-handed.

Sellout

This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

e^{i\pi }\ +1=0

This user is a mathematician.

en-us
-N

This user is a native speaker of American English.

This user has a television set.

FM

This user has an FM radio.

This user is an AFOL.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

W/T

This user is a were or therian.

This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.

Dr. Who

"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!

Spaced

This user knows it's just a sitcom.

Nintendo

This user supports Nintendo.

SC

This user plays SimCity.

GAME

This user plays "the Game".

You just lost The Game.

This user is a member of NERV.

This user contributes to Digg.

This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

This user enjoys reading magazines.

This user has been living in a cave somewhere.

.....

This user is a professional procrastinator.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

—	This user has NO personality.

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

I

This user is a person, and nothing else matters.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports the National Rifle Association.

User:Lawyer2b/CCW

HDM

This user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..

This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention.

This user enjoys the works of
Robert A. Heinlein

This user is a skeptic.

Warning to Vandals: This user is armed with VandalProof.

This user is a libertarian.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.

lang-0

This user cannot read or write any languages. Assistance is required.

KILROY WAS HERE!

This user is a proud
Native Terran.

This user is old enough
to know better!

This user likes Pi(e).

This user wants to save the whales.

This user likes to sleep.

This user has some serious
SWAG

This user is a proud native of
Alpha Sol Terra.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

User:Nigos/sandbox/userbox/This user exists

This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.

0.0

This user does not run.

Your company's logo goes here.

This user has decided to sell out to corporate sponsorship. Sorry!

This user is happy.

PWN

If you pwn someone once a day, join the club.

C

This user doesn't design many userboxes. But if they did, they'd probably be the best userboxes in the world!

This user is a mammal.

9.8 m/s²

This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.

lava

This user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!!

This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.

Left

This user's favorite direction is left.

Spell

Dis usa iis veri goot att speling

This user owns a Casio F91W, and therefore is potentially a terrorist.

In Soviet Russia, this userpage reads you.

404 ERROR

ERROR 404: USERBOX NOT FOUND

If this is your first time receiving this message, please restart your computer.

This user is not wearing any pants.

?!?!?

Fasd weea dsdfi fdpsor? Asopsd aoqws! Qaps swifnt fdsorapora?!

This user is convinced zebras are horses in disguise.

Make America
Grate Again!

N W

This user is never wrong. Once,

they thought they were wrong,

but they were mistaken.

(This userbox intentionally
left blank)

This user recognizes Sealand as an independent country.

This user supports the right to arm bears.

This user does not identify with barcode scanners, and would, personally, look at the actual item.

This user thinks they might have too many userboxes. Oh well...

o.O

This user is weird, but thinks the above userbox should be spelled correctly.

This user knows you just looked behind you!

This user speaks only 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001!!!

This user has never been to Fucking Austria

This userbox was put here by mistake.

v

This user thinks the aliens forgot their probe

•

Dot ---------=> •

Everybody's got something to hide except for this user and his/her monkey (I'm not too sure about him).

If this user was a steward, they would have removed their own steward permissions, so they would no longer be a steward.

This user is just waiting for someone to try to delete this userbox

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

This user is always confuzzled. Will you clue them in?

Cool

Story

Bro.

Don't click this userbox.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

User:Hillelfrei/Userboxes/lit

This user is clueless about everything.

This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.

This user will find the humor in anything with a funny side.

What does it mean?

This user likes jokes and humor.

This user likes stupid pictures

This user hates @#$%@#^&@§¡¿•&$@#$ψπ!@#$%&*ʘ vandals!

It sucks to be this user.

This user is a certified whack-job, who does not know how to use userboxes!

Don't click this link, or this one.

This user enjoys biting newbies and vandals, and you are next.

BLOCK

This user is not blocked from editing Wikipedia, but would like to be some day.

This user is very kind. Feel free to roll back all of their edits and CSD all of their pages. They will just report you to WP:AN/I and WP:AIV. Then you'll probably get blocked indef. That's all.

This user is nosy. In fact, they're looking at your contribs right now.

This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet.

I buzz in your ears.

WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt

kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)

This user believes they're smarter than Albert Einstein. Please feel free to kick them.

This user likes to brag about being born on Mike Meyers's birthday. Do you think you can top that?

User:MorbidEntree/ubx/radioactive

This user chews userboxes
nom nom nom

This user emits 100 sieverts of ionizing radiation per millisecond.

This user is easily distracted.

This user believes penguins will rule the Earth!

This user presents high risks of Biohazards

id1

This user doesn't care...

id2

This user is not a dragon but will probably be one in his next life

This user is NOT a Nexus-6

This user's pixels are converging due to a negative ion density; hardware or software problem?

This user is proudly made from 100% recycled matter

This user loves spaceships

This user commands Stormtroopers (and hates when they disobey)

o.O

This user is weird

∞

Cut what was becoming an infinite number of userboxes off here
to prevent your getting eye strain.

This user is an advanced toilet user.

∞

This user's ACTUAL userbox tower has infinity userboxes, so I cut it off here to not make you go crazy

RD

Non cogito ergo usorarcam sum.

HOLIC

This user doesn't need to take the Wikipediholic Test to know he/she is a Wikipediholic.

This user would be pleased to ~~laugh at~~ review your ~~steaming pile~~ nice article.

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

This user could make it to the last level in the Fear Test! Could you?

This User was named by The Devil himself.

+1

This user has made more than one edit. What now?!?!

Don't make me press the self destruct button (and trust me, I'll do it!)

Who said politics wasn't violent?

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user is confused.

This user knows too much.

This user enjoys looking at images that they do not understand.

"So many userboxes, so little space."

¢

This user is against the use of letter C. Support it by using ¢

This user doesn't put much effort into their user page, and probably doesn't see the point.

This user is a Coconut!.

No you can't	If you think that you can* do the can-can better than I can, then you probably can.*

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!

Beer respects me.

—

This space is for rent.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user over-uses userboxes.

This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH!

This userbox is with stupid.

This user has edited at least 7 articles!!! ^{wow}

7!!

huh
?

This user doesn't know what the hell they are doing.

They Are Coming...

:-)

This user has not deleted the Main Page.

This user knows that their user page is a mess, and likes it that way.

This user wishes they could afford a 1993 Ford Taurus.

This user is standing behind you.

(

Brackets make (this user) feel safe.

)

This user is confused by every aspect of life, including their own confusion.

7/0 =

This user believes that math is broke.

ERROR

Jag är Ikea.

This user stands with Sweden.

Je suis Ikea.

User:Lilo Rage/Userboxes/ifbd

This user is visiting from an alternate universe.

This user is against Conscription.

?

Kieran705 does nothing.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

JOB

This user needs a job.

This user is a beach bum.

+

This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.

This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!

Rel-0

This user has no desire to understand Religion and/or Spirituality. A gOD who?!??

Rel
no

This user does not belong to any organized (or disorganized) religion.

This user believes any universe would be a happier, safer and saner place if there were no religion.

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user believes "astrology was discredited 600 years ago with the birth of modern science."

This user imagines
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too.

This user believes in tolerance for all viewpoints except intolerance.

This user believes that when you die, YOU DIE!!.

This user's political choices grow from and reflect their faith and religious values.

This user is not religious.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

ANTI

This user opposes religion as a whole.

This user is a secular humanist.

This user is an Atheist.

This user doesn't believe in myths or superstitions.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

This User is Having None of this God Business.

no fun

This user would argue that, despite its name, there is hardly any "fun" at all in fundamentalism...!

This user feels that most of "life after death" bears an intriguing resemblance to compost.

This user lives in a Userbox.

This user likes dark userboxes

This user over-uses userboxes.

-xen

This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

This editor might be a precisionist. It depends - check the policy.

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

END

This user has no more userboxes.