User:MarioFyreFlower

Hello! I am....... [look at the title please]. I live in the UK in a secure and undisclosed location.

Among my interests are video games, hip-hop music and the Warhammer 40,000. I also like Star Wars, The Simpsons, The IT Crowd, the movie Speed (not the second one, though), and Avatar: TLA. Not the TLA movie, though. We don't talk about the film around these parts.

My favourite rappers are Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and Kanye West. I also like Wu-Tang Clan, The Notorious B.I.G., Megan Thee Stallion and JAY-Z. I maintain that the East Coast is better than the West. I mean, the East had Wu-Tang Clan and Biggie, so what more do you want? The are the greatest.

I love The Simpsons. It's a strong contender for 'funniest show ever', although I must admit South Park and Monty Python's Flying Circus match my brand of humour perfectly (see below). Sideshow Bob is the best character, change my mind. By the way, I do, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

People tell me I have a good sense of humour. I beg to differ. My humour is composed of being cynical, making fun of stuff in a deadpan, emotionless way, making cruel jokes, making little sense and lovingly referencing the best couple of all time.

I collect Warhammer 40,000 plastic miniatures, or as I like to call them, plastic crack (cause it's so addictive). I have two armies: about 750 points of Adepta Sororitas (My "Nuns w/ Guns") and about 2000 points of World Eaters (My "Khorne Khonquerors"), and almost 2500 points of Tyranids (The "Bugs in Blue"). My Sororitas army features a Canoness, a Palatine, 10 Battle Sisters, 5 Repentia, 5 Seraphim, 10 Dominions, 3 Arco-flagellants, 1 Penitent Engine, and a Vindicare Assassin. My World Eaters army features 20 Berserkers, 20 Jakhals, 2 Chaos Spawn, 3 Exalted Eightbound, a Lord Invocatus, Khârn the Betrayer, 10 Chaos Terminators, a World Eaters Terminator Lord, 2 Chaos Rhinos, a Helbrute, a Master of Executions, and 3 Chaos Bikers. Finally, my Tyranid army features 40 Termagaunts, 20 Genestealers, 10 Barbgaunts, 10 Hormogaunts, 10 Gargoyles, 3 Tyranid Warriors, 5 Ripper Swarms, 3 Von Ryan's Leapers, a Deathleaper, a Winged Tyranid Prime, a Winged Hive Tyrant, The Swarmlord, a Broodlord, a Tyrannofex, 2 Biovores, 6 Spore Mines, and a Psychophage. Yes, it is a lot of stuff.

BTW, I COULD READ THAT THING!

This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?

Hip hop legends

Let you slide, let me ride, just another homicide.

Hands on my knees, shakin' ass on my thot shit.

Userboxes

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This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

This user is single.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

This user supports trans rights.

This user is transgender.

This user is a member of the LGBTQ community.

This user is an advocate of the sex-positive movement.

This user is a Pastafarian.

This user believes in Reincarnation.

This user believes in a god or gods.

This user celebrates
Le quatorze juillet.
Happy Bastille Day.

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This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

S

This user is a fan of surreal comedy.

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This userbox was put here by mistake.

🦆

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...

This user emits A CRAP TON of ionizing radiation per second.

Name

This user's name is Rick Astley.

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This user won't hesitate to tell you you're an unremarkable person.

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This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

BS-N

This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

This user is a proud
Native Terran.

sar

This user is obviously not sarcastic.

wow such doge

DAMN!

This user's computer is CRAPPY!

Don't click this link, or this one.

This user has climbed the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man.

X_X

This user has gone bananas!

X_X

This user has gone bananas....AGAIN!!!!!!

In Soviet Russia, Pokémon catch you.

In Soviet Russia, televisions watch you.

This user will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

This user is old enough to know better, but still finds farts to be funny.

This user likes stupid signs

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All your base are belong to this user.

DIST • 9 •

This user is a resident of
District Nine.

This user didn't realize this was a
sad occasion.

Water

This user is a Waterbender.

V

This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

"Either you die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."

- Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

“If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal... you become something else entirely. A legend, Mr. Nolan, a legend!”. This user considers Christopher Nolan to be one of the best directors, period

This user likes My Hero Academia and wishes they had a Quirk.

This user is a foe of the False Emperor of Mankind

R

This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk

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LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

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Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau comparable à la langue maternelle.

This user lives in England.

This user ❤ spicy foods

This user thinks that Jim Carrey is the greatest comedian of all time.

IT

Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

I.T.

This user Knows To Call 0118999881999119725....3 In An Emergency.

This user loves Gravity Falls

STAR WARS

This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user thinks that the Star Wars prequel trilogy is of very poor quality.

DarkSide

This user wishes you knew the power of the Dark Side.

Dark

This user is a Sith Lord.

Jar Jar

This user believes that Jar Jar Binks should not have lived into Attack of the Clones.

This user supports the
Galactic Empire.

This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.

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This user has a best friend who looks like this.

Mario
Kart

Beware this user's red shell.

Z

This user is a fan of The Legend of Zelda.

BotW

This user plays The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

This user is a Pokémon lover and proud of it!

This user plays Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

SSBM

This user plays Super Smash Bros. Melee.

There are 3 Impostors among us

This user plays Minecraft.

This user really wants a classic NES, but can't afford it.

This user owns a Nintendo Switch.

This user is interested in video game design.

LAG

This user knows that the lag is real.

Diff M

This user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy .

This user takes comfort in knowing that they are one out of 48,307,295.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user listens to DEEP House

This user is a member of
WikiProject Hip hop.

This user is a member of the
Eminem WikiProject.

This user is an EMINƎM fan.

This user says this is for every time you took my orange juice.

This user just drank a fifth of vodka. You dare me to drive?

This user enjoys rap music.

Dre

This gangsta is down wit Dr. Dre

Wu-Tang Clan

This user would like to welcome you to the 36 Chambers

Biggie
Smalls

This user is a fan of
The Notorious B.I.G.

2Pac

This user is still down with Tupac

CBG

This is, without a doubt, the worst userbox ever!

Ants

This user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

Duff

This user drinks Duff Beer.

Grimey

This user doesn't need safety gloves because they're Homer Simp...

Moe

This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

This user believes that their age is irrelevant on Wikipedia, and prefers to not disclose it.

W&G

This user is wearing the wrong trousers.

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user eschews userboxes.

Com-0

This user has no sense of humor.

This user HATES COVID-19.

This user plays chess.

This user enjoys playing Chess.

This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.

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