Beepitybeep

Welcome

Hi. My name is Rachel (though Beepity is admittedly the snazzier name). I would very much like to say that I am new to Wikipedia, but this account has been in existence for months now. I just forgot my login details ("Wasn't beepity beep the password?"). I have never edited a page (except for the occasional vandalism of unnamed selective high school pages), and it remains unlikely that I ever will. Oh, but I am a grammar stickler and will smugly revert any misuse of the words you're, your, their, they're, too, to or two. :)

Interests

♦ The majority of British comedic exports (Fry and Laurie, Jeeves and Wooster, The IT Crowd, The Office, Blackadder, My Family, Vicar of Dibley)
♦ Science Fiction (Star Wars, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Doctor Who)
♦ Reading (Jane Austen novels, The Wind on Fire Trilogy, Harry Potter, Phillip Pullman's Sally Lockhart series and His Dark Materials, Gone with the Wind, Bill Bryson)
♦ A very scattered and unsubstantiated interest in Science (Particle Physics (Quarks, anyone?), Eugenics, Chemistry [occasional])
♦ I am devoted to Food (Chocolate, Cake, Cheese, Ice cream) - Yes, I am unbelievably unhealthy.
♦ A rather halfhearted interest in History (Ancient History, Medieval History)
♦ Knitting (one scarf.)
♦ Photography? (Marcel Duchamp, Edward Steichen)
♦ And undoubtedly, Russia.

Example 1

This user's favourite subject is Psychology.

...At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user is British by ethnicity

This user is not British, but shares a common heritage and respects a parity of esteem between the many people of "these islands".

This user is of English ancestry

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user comes from Australia.

This user has asthma.

This user is right-handed.

This user has green eyes.

This user has blond hair.

WARNING! This user sleeps a lot.

This user is flammable.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent

This user is female.

teenThis user is a teenager.

iGen	This user is a member of the iGeneration

sis	This user has an older sister.

brosThis user has 2 little brothers.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is interested in
science.

This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide.
Do you?

This user is interested in psychology.

This user participated in the
Earth Hour event.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user enjoys the works of
Jane Austen.

DNA	This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

RThis user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punkS

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Gone with the Wind

Frankly my dear, this user doesn't give a damn.

STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.

You just lost The Game.

DarkThis user is a Sith Lord.

SW musicThis user loves Star Wars music.

Obi-WanThis user is a fan of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

BBCThis user supports the BBC.

ABCThis user supports Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio, television and online services.

HD	This user thinks the world is amazing in 10 HD.

SCI FIThis user loves science fiction.

DWThis user is a Time Lord

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

GodThis user believes in God.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

✝This user is a Christian.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

snukThis user says snuck.

man-
kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

AUThis user speaks Australian English.

V	This user is a vegetarian.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats chocolate.

This user is interested in his or her family history.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys bicycling.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.