Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster & blackkkabutops One time I did “Summon Water“ inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees...” DM “Okay...” Me “And 'inside the human body” is a space, right?” DM “...I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So Iªm going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went 'No thank you” andjust shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.” unabashedlybi - iFunny
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