Best Graham Cameron And Neil Zumwalde Podcasts (2025)

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Jason Concepcion v. Hand Greeting Miscues 44:11

18h ago44:11

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You're on the cusp of signing the biggest EDM contract in the history of reggae horns. The CEO of Skrillex welcomes you into their wood-paneled office. The world is yours, you're walking on air and the Skrillex CEO is in the palm of your hand...Wait...but...are they in your palm? All you feel is an uncoordinated lump of flesh flopping against yours…

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Us v. “Readers” & $100 Bills [SIMULCASE] 48:13

8d ago48:13

48:13

The Boys are back and you’re gonna be in trouble. Hey-ya, Hey-ya was an Outkast track. Does finding a use for a hundred-dollar bill give you anxiety? Have you ever wanted to shin kick your article-perusing boyfriend because he called himself a “reader”? If you answered “Yes” to either of these questions, Premeditated Podcast and cognitive behaviora…

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Zack Binder and Ticklemuff v. Standing Up Dates 44:16

8d ago44:16

44:16

Here you are, dressed to the nines, radiating flirtatious potential, having just braved traffic and last minute cold feet, entering the bar. You look around for a full body that holds the face from the photos you swiped right on just days prior....but see no match in the small crowd of patrons. You wait, order a drink (maybe an iced tea?) and still…

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Jenson Titus v. Ordering While on your Phone 38:34

20d ago38:34

38:34

Is there a flicker of conviction on your conscience as you approach that iPad and barista, phone still held to your ear, and no intention of ending that call your on? Are you reaaaallly that good at multitasking? Or are you just telling yourself you are to hide from what could be the heinous reality of your actions? On this episode of PREMEDITATED,…

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AJ Lubecker v. Premature Tab Closing 38:51

24d ago38:51

38:51

[Olde Timey Baseball Broadcaster]: "And here comes Lubecker to the bar counter. Cool drink of milk, this kid is. Gritted his way through the high school party scene, and now boasts a 3 drink minimum tab in the local bar scene". On this episode of PREMEDITATED, AJ Lubecker joins Graham and Neil to deliberate the oft witnessed single beverage tabs. T…

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Sam Bodenstein v. Delegating Plans 43:16

30d ago43:16

43:16

"We should hang out!" --- OH NO! NOT AGAIN! My blood curdles with indecision. "Yeah! Let's hang out. Now what?Now nothing, unless one of us makes another first move.We get to the bottom of this standoff in this weeks episode with the mustachioed heartthrob of indie improv: Sam Bodenstein. FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedp…

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Fin Argus v. Unsolicited D--k Pics 49:00

1M ago49:00

49:00

Fin Argus, musician and host of One of Us Podcast joins us to solicit the unsolicitable: The Dicture Picture itself. We celebrate the 23rdnd letter of the alphabet and Neil decrees that the wold fill his phone with the unspeakable graphic pics that plague so many of our straight sisters' dating profiles. Yes, Neil will gladly fall on that phallic g…

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Ciara Robinson v. Wellness Influencers 43:51

2M ago43:51

43:51

The district court of being your best self is in session, with a wellness journey that noone wants to get onto. The incomparable Ciara Robinson @ciaracrobinson deliberates Wellness Influencers with Graham and Neil in this no holds barred knockout of a performance, taking on the matcha yogis and tradwife vibeslingers. We also discuss the rise of que…

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Lincoln Debenham v. Ghosting Your Own Plans 43:19

2M ago43:19

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Charlie James v. Nosy Neighbors 47:54

2M ago47:54

47:54

Ahoy Jurors! Avast! Land hoooooooo!On this episode, Charlie James foxtrots into the Law Offices of Premeditated with an absolute stunnah of a case: is a neighbor's nosey nose too nosey? The judges also find time to discuss Q-tips, dietary privileges and candle making as a small business. —Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mun…

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Jon Braylock v. Judging Thirst Traps 51:22

2M ago51:22

51:22

Hello America, it's been a hot summer and we've got the perfect podcast to quench your dry, dry mouths.On this episode, Jon Braylock (Astronomy Club, Comedy Bang Bang, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) enlists Graham and Neil to deliberate the fairness in judging thirst traps. They also find time to pass verdicts on which of their body parts they feel pos…

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Marquis The Honey Bear v. Soft Launching Break-Ups 38:53

3M ago38:53

38:53

Deception is the root of all HOT PODCASTS! Enter Marquis The Honey Bear, he puts the honey in honeypot. On this episode, Graham, Neil and Marquis deliberate hinting or "soft launching" your future break-up on social media. They also find time to pass verdicts on the Book of Job, paloma cocktails and terms for the two diagonal hip creases that lead …

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Us v. "California Sober" 40:30

3M ago40:30

40:30

Hello Jurors, welcome to Season 2 of our courtroom. We’re back and ready to put the “us” in “U.S.”.On this episode, Graham and Neil deliberate the term California Sober, more specifically saying "California Sober" out loud with words. They also find time to pass verdicts on dairy tolerances, sudokus and proper ball throwing motion.—Welcome to our c…

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Call-In Show (Pt. 2) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP030 1:01:49

5M ago1:01:49

1:01:49

Our phone lines are lighting up! No sorry, we can't lie to you. It's our duty as judges to tell the truth....we don't have phone lines. We have a G-Mail digital phone message system. But that is lighting up with voicemails from YOU! We continue PART 2 of our SEASON 1 FINALE by tackling your pressing social questions and quandaries. We've donned our…

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Call-In Show (Pt. 1) - SEASON 1 FINALE - EP029 58:31

5M ago58:31

58:31

Ring-a-ling! Someone pick up the phone! Caller ID says: YOU America has gripes. Social gripes. Etiquette is going unchecked left, right and center. Our beloved listeners from across the globe have cases they need solved. The law of offices of Premeditated are here to help. Through guided litigation, we lead our listeners through the murky legal wat…

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Gifts v. Petco's Aquarium Section (with Girls Night) - EP028 46:41

5M ago46:41

46:41

Who run the Court? GIRLS!! Who gives pets as gifts? Hopefully only people who intimately know your schedule and capabilities!! On this SPECIAL EPISODE of Premeditated our favorite improv group in town, Girls Night (Danielle Shvartsman, Jasmine Elist, Lizzie McGroder) drop by our law office to debate in the teenage-old question: should you give pets…

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Parenthood v. Open Mouth Kissing (with Haley OC) - EP027 31:22

5M ago31:22

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Human parents. The things that everyone, except Mork and Kyle XY, have. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re the reason we all exist. But we’re all (biological) adults now. And adults kiss. So…wait, are you saying? Should we be smooching our parents? Cheek, lips or tongue, our dear friend and future White Sox manager Haley OC has a ruling for each part of…

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Breakup Texts v. IRL (with Jenny Zigrino) - EP026 34:19

6M ago34:19

34:19

Look who’s still here! It’s Jenny Zigrino, the queen of the bicoastal breakup. This week, Los Angeles’ avoidant nature comes face to face with a New York attitude. We all know that relationships don’t last, but how do you handle that awkward dismount? Should you flick your boyfriend’s forehead, just slap the guy, or send a quick text? Should you ev…

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Grocery Trips v. Clipboards (with Lizzie McGroder) - EP025 30:25

7M ago30:25

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America, listen, parking lots are getting hectic y'all. You ever tried to "swing by" Trader Joe's on a Sunday morning? You ever backed into a fly-away shopping cart? And that's all before you have to wade through the ocean of clipboards guarding the door! It's all too much handle, unless your name starts with an L and ends in an izzie McGroder. The…

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Elevator Companions v. Jenny in Apt 3B (with Jasmine Elist) 38:06

7M ago38:06

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Ding Dong! No, it’s not the death of the Wicked Witch. It’s the arrival of the elevator at a non-schedule floor. But, oh poop! Someone’s trying to get on! Act Quick! Do you: A) Hammer Door Close B) Heroically throw your arm in between the Jaws of Death C) Pretend to do a NYT mini crossword D) Offer your fellow rider a Laffy Taffy This week’s leathe…

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Boots v. Fur (with Haley OC) 43:02

7M ago43:02

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A crisp autumn breeze on your face. Your hands warmed by a foil-covered casserole dish. Anticipation of spending quality time with friends fresh on your mind. The front door opens, you step into the foyer, a friendly Labrador wags their tale in greeting…but wait, would you mind removing your shoes? Record scratch. The scene freezes. It’s time we ge…

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Daddy's Nails v. The Kitchen Table 32:13

7M ago32:13

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Ooooh boy, we may have stepped in it on this one. There are picketers outside the courthouse! Our gavels are in hot water! No need to schedule your manicurist this week, Judges Neil and Graham are here to settle all your nail care needs. We take an archeological trip through human history to search for one reason why witnessing fingernail trimming …

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Social Prattle v. Should We Tattle (with Jenny Zigrino) 29:33

7M ago29:33

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Oh gossip, that ancient pleasure. A victimless crime... right? Right. This week we’re joined by Jenny Zigrino to dig into the social laws on hot, juicy gossip. Together, we can make America gossip again, and spill the proverbial tea into the Boston Harbor. Is it only okay if it’s about someone your gossip partner knows? Can the courts institute men…

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A Person's Birthday v. A Cat's Desire (with Danielle Shvartsman) 45:07

8M ago45:07

45:07

What’s an excuse to party but not quite as special as your birthday party? That’s right. Someone else’s birthday party. And what’s more complicated than Italian physicist Gabriele Veneziano’s string theory? When your friend doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday but you think that deep down they may want you to actually do something but the…

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Wedding Destination v. Gift Obligation (with Danielle Shvartsman) 37:34

8M ago37:34

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At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and…

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Grandma Smart v. Kansas Board of Cosmetic Dentistry (with Will Smart) 40:38

8M ago40:38

40:38

We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth! Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten soci…

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Friends v. FIFO (with Mudslide) 27:34

8M ago27:34

27:34

You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends? On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how of…

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8M ago0:25

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Cross Walking v. Cross Waving (with Ben Cassil) 32:44

9M ago32:44

32:44

Okay, sure, there's some established laws regarding pedestrian rights. But...do we believe them? Do we adhere to them on 100% of our little strolls around the neighborhood? Unless you're some kind of boy/girl scout (nerd!), probably not! On this episode of Premeditated, co-judges Neil & Graham enlist the help of dear friend and litigator Ben Cassil…

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Line Make Out v. Line Make Joke (with Kristin O'Grady) 32:55

9M ago32:55

32:55

We've all been in a line (or on a line, if you're an East Coast Crusty). It's one of life's unavoidable occurrences. Death, taxes and lines. And YET, the corrupt US Government continues to leave lines as lawless as the 1800s Western Territories. For too long people have been crossing the line when it comes to being in one! That ends now! It's time …

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Territorial Eaters v. Can I Have a Bite (with Mudslide) 31:21

9M ago31:21

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Let's say you go out to eat with friends. Let's also say these friends order appetizers with the full intention of ordering a entrée later. What if they raised the steaks higher and suggest that you all order 'Family Style'? What do we do here folks?! Even if sharing food is your thing, how is a table of 3 supposed to split an order of 8 cream chee…

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Men v. Hugs 22:18

9M ago22:18

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Imagine you're a member of a family. Imagine you're a man. Imagine you encounter another man. There is no decision more dangerous or more rewarding. What NOW? Do you extend one arm? Right or left? Both up high for a double high five? Should you put both arms out and say, "Up!" And IF you commit to the hug, do you remain firm, pull away or linger? D…

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State of California v. resy.com (with Ben Messmer) 24:40

10M ago24:40

24:40

Should we, as citizens, make reservations? And if so, should we be offered a little grace with respect for punctuality? Also, panthers aren't animals. Our guest, Ben Messmer, brings an intriguing case file that promises to tickle your sleuthing fancy and leaves us pondering the depths of dining etiquette. From sharing stories about Michelin-starred…

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Hallmark Cards, Inc. v. Dept. of Sanitation 25:48

10M ago25:48

25:48

How long should you wait before you throw away a card? Consult the rules, before you offend your loved ones. Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde insta: @premeditatedpodBy Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

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Humble v. Brag (with Ben Cassil) 26:10

10M ago26:10

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Ever felt the need to celebrate a personal victory without sounding like a show-off? Join us for a captivating ride with the ever-entertaining Ben Cassil, The Disruptor. Tune in for a parasocial deep dive into a thrilling cold case brought to life by Ben. As we navigate the hardscrabble streets of Los Angeles, prepare for stories that merge the cit…

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United States Postal Service v. Curious Roommate 19:12

10M ago19:12

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What would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surpris…

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Indecision v. Unhelpfulness (with Kyle Taksar) 26:03

11M ago26:03

26:03

Ever wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected…

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Couples v. Conversation (with Tess Sorensen) 22:20

11M ago22:20

22:20

The doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY! Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare. Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected c…

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Bottle v. Bathroom (with Jacob Grun) 18:06

11M ago18:06

18:06

Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride. As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of…

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Checkout Flagrancy v. Marriott Bonvoy 20:00

11M ago20:00

20:00

Ever found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy mov…

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Left Lane Laggard v. Lead Foot Loser (with Ross Kelly) 22:37

11M ago22:37

22:37

In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane. The speed limit isn…

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Elevator Conversation v. Body Position 13:05

12M ago13:05

13:05

Ever found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and th…

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One Flight Upgrade v. Two Travelers (with Tess Sorensen) 20:51

12M ago20:51

20:51

Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we…

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Soiled Denim v. Regular Washing 18:49

12M ago18:49

18:49

In this gripping inaugural episode of Premeditated, hosts Graham and Neil dive into an investigation involving two college students caught in an unsettling dispute. One believes that denim, of all things, magically cleans itself, while the other is rent utterly aghast by this claim.As Graham and Neil uncover the case files of their friendship, they…

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